Very Evil 6: Horribleness (Featuring Tim Jones) (2/24/06 - 3/8/06) Part 1: Preview This preview has been approved for all audiences by the Zorro Fan Club. Are you ready for action? Adventure? Well then pick up a movie at Borders: Cafe, books, music, and movies. If not, this is the season finale of Cleff! In this one, Very will obviously fail again. In fact, the title was going to be called failure. Although in this one, horrible tragedies take place. I'm going to give them away right now! Very shut off his TV. "Boring," he said. Part 2: Convincing Really Very knew one thing: he needed henchmen. But there was one person he wanted back: Really. Very would have to work on his charisma if he was determined to get Really back. Then, of course, Very's ultimate plan was to make his own superpower juice. But that would be the hardest part. Very would have to rob a chain of protected places. Most of the items were toxic chemicals, which if even inhaled, could be fatal. Very already had two henchmen. Big Daddy - who had just come back from Pluto - and Big Tony. He was trying to get Really to turn bad right now. Unless they had a connection in high school which put them both in jail. Very doubted that. Anyway, let's peak in on them. "Really Bad," said Big Tony. "You little... you got me in jail." "What happened to your nose?" asked Really. "Well, I was trying to kill you," explained Big Tony, "and the factory exploded. The knife got stuck in my nose and it came off. Later the skin grew together." "Where's your nostrils?" asked Really. "Hey!" shouted Big Tony. "You usually dont even have a nose!" "And so they had settled their differences," said a French narrator. Part 3: Cleff's Strength "See, back in the day Cleff had lots of strength," said Very. "Let me explain. This happened before Very Evil 1." "The Punctuationinatorkillerman returns!" shouted Punctuationinatorkillerman. "And I will destroy this city!" "Not on my watch," said Cleff. "Bring it on," said Punctuationinatorkillerman. Cleff created a bazooka and fired it at Punctuationinatorkillerman. "Nice bazookaing," said P. Killer M, "but you are no match for my carrot tea! I mean - karate!" P. Killerman did a flying kick at Cleff. Cleff spun him round and round. "Now for my signature move - the Destroyer Flybarrel!" shouted P. Killerman. He threw it at Cleff. Cleff activated his Reflecto Shield™. The Destroyer Flybarrel bounced off Cleff and hit P. Killerman. P. Killerman lost more health. Then he said, "I'm not beaten yet! Say hello to the Punctuationinatorkillerrobot!" P. Killerman got inside P. Killerrobot. Dramatic Cleff theme begins to play. You know, like, "Cleff!...Cleff!" and so on. P. Killerrobot fired a few missiles at Cleff. Cleff...uh...what's the word...tampoodiumed with the missile. P. Killerrobot chappendiouscened. With the robot impaired and P. Killerman marred, Cleff had won. Part 4: More Tony "So, uh, let's go find Very," said Big Tony. "I hear he's in space, around Pluto." "No way!" shouted Really. "I won't rejoin Very! He's just going to betray me again! That's why I've joined the good side!" "How dare you!" bellowed Big Tony. "I will not stand for this! So, I will sit." The chair broke. "I need a bigger chair. Anyway, I must convince you to join the bad side. I feel a song coming on!" "No!" cried Really. "Don't!" Big Tony began to sing. "I am evil, yes I am. Crush them good guys with a giant ham. Sharks are cool, when they're murdering a guy! Blood and guts are too! Yahoo! We are evil! Ha ha ha! Crush those good guys with a saw. And we chop off their heads, a glorious time! Because we are evil! Ha ha ha! Evil as can be! And we step on their blood and victory won, because evil is they way to be!" "But I signed trust forms!" cried Really. "Oh," said Big Tony. "Calling Nega-Possible, over." Really ran for his life. Part 5: Back to Earth "Cleff is losing his strength," said Very. "And on Friday the thirteenth, I will attack. Today is Tuesday the tenth. Ahem... documentary over." Big Daddy stopped the camera. "Good," he said. "Now let's go back to Earth." Very and Big Daddy went back to Earth at super hyper speed. On the way, Very began to talk to Big Daddy. He told stories about the mad scientist who made him become the Flaming Fly-Loser. Then they were at Earth. A man and another man were waiting for him. "Hello," said Guy. "My name is Guy, and this is my friend, Buddy. We want to buy Evil Inc. from you for two billion dollars!" Part 6: Rebuilding Evil Inc. "Work faster, Big Daddy! We only have until Thursday!" shouted Very. "Big Tony! Get on the opposite side of the building as your father! The building's gonna fall down!" Later... Really walked out of a hair salon with a weird brain on his head. He said, "Yes, master," and walked toward Evil Inc. "Excellent," said Very. "But what to do with my spare time?" The pink panther animal guy walked in. Music began to play. Pink Panther music. "Get out of here!" yelled Very. All the pink and panther left. "Where are those aliens?" wondered Very. "Let's fight ETs," said Aliener. Very jumped on Aliener and they rode off into the night. That night, five stores were robbed. And outside the last one was a dead body. Aliener's dead body. Detective Jones got out his flashlight. He knew this case was related to Evil Inc. Jones wondered if Really Bad knew anything... "I did it! Put me in jail. Aliener is not dead. He was hit with a tranquilizer dart. I'm James Bond. Bond, James Blond." "That's all wea needa to knowa" that Detective Jones said. Jones threw Really in jail. Then he rode on a motorcycle. Part 7: A Detective's... "I am in Very Evil Evil Inc," said Jones. "And I found his coat jacket. It's a nice jacket. I want to wear it. The only suspicious thing I have found is that he has a tranquilizer dart." Very then came in the room. He got him with the dart. The next day, Really was not in jail. He was helping physic monkeys. But Very had it all good. The next day he was going to sell Evil Inc and then he would have enough power to destroy the world! Who cared about a chain of robberies. But another problem was in the making... Part 8: Fire! Part 1 Red G couldn't believe it. The nuclear bomb he created went off. His whole kingdom was on fire! And even worse, the ceiling was beginning to collapse! Who could put a stop to this, but Captain Underpants! "Tra la la!" flied in the Captain. He did the Wedgie Wiggle. It twas weird. Oh, and if any person is wondering, there is not a part 2. Underpants kept his wiggle! Part 9: We Get Serious Very was ready to drink his home-made superpower juice. And if nothing is making sense, you're not crazy. So, Very drank it and went outside. He realized there was a little side effect. Everything was all right. He killed everyone. He died too. Or at least until I get somethin better to write... Okay I hate Cleff. Rip up whatever I just wrote. Come on Thomas, do it! I'm bad now. I can't write!