The World's Center News Special Report... "Some guy is attacking Canada from the sky. He's the Crazy Lunatic Flying. The CLeFf. But who cares about that!? Some guy in China found a way to make an organ say 'Dun! Dun! Dun!' Let's show a clip." A freaky-looking-China-monk-guy had his fingers in position. Then, a resonant voice said, "Dun! Dun! Duuun!" The freaky-looking-China-monk-guy bowed. "CNN reporting." ***** Later... "CNN special report! The maniac in the sky just knocked down a water tower. FLCMG, make a Dun! Dun! Dun! Because this guy is crazy!" ***** Now where did I leave off... "Ahhhhh!!!!" yelled the citizens of Canada, running around in circles like maniacs. "There's a water tower falling on us!" "I'll save you!" yelled Cleff, saving the city. "Cleff!" yelled the citizens. "You saved us!" "Note to self," said Freddy, "Canadians have short-term memory." ***** Meanwhile in the evil lair of Very Evil, which is just a drill in the desert... "I will drill to the center of the world and then blow it up and no one will care because of the chaos in Canada and that freaky-looking-China-monk-guy can make his organ say Dun! Dun! Dun!" said Very. "Cute, come here." Very pet his dog. "Yes you are," he said. ROOF! Barked the dog. Roof! Roof! Really and his cat came in. "Really! A cat!" yelled Very. "Dogs and cats just don't-" Cute chased Awesome Bad. Awesome climbed to the control panel and hit a button. The drill started up and sank into the ground. "Good Awesome," said Really. "No one can stop us now!" Really began laughing insanely. "Ha ha ha ha haha ha ha hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha! Haha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha! Moo!" (Awesome pirate music plays!) CLINK! Something had attached to the drill! SMASH! They broke through! Three voices yelled, "Team Rocket Boots says no!" "Too bad!" Very snapped his clam! An awesome explosion happened! Three unconscious bodies lay on the ground! (Awesome pirate music stops!) Really laughed insanely! ***** Meanwhile in Canada... The freaky-looking-China-monk-guy had just arrived. He saw the maniac knocking down a billboard and played Dun! Dun! Dun! "Ahhh!" yelled all the Canadians. (Short term memory forgets.) Cleff grabbed the sign and chucked it all the way to Nicaragua. "Yaaaaaa!" yelled the Canadians. Freddy said, "I'm thirsty, Cleff, please take me to the desert." "And so," said the French Narrator, "Freddy, Cleff, and uh, what's his name...Frankie...were off." ***** Somewhere in a giant hole... Really climbed up to the drill's balcony and began to laugh insanely. He fell and landed on his face. Very got up and yelled, "I am the king of the galaxy!" He began to laugh. "Moo hoo ha ha ha cow!" He fell. "Cow ow how! Wow!" ***** Somewhere above a giant hole... "Where could Very be?" asked Cleff. "Maybe in the hole down there," suggested Frankie. Cleff dropped Frankie. "Ahhh!" he yelled. Freddy attached a bungee cord to the rim of the hole. He jumped in. Freddy dived really far down and caught Frankie. A drill was below them. The bungee stopped. Freddy cut the rope and did an awesome landing. Freddy and Frankie broke through as J, B, and Stu got up, and awesome pirate music began to play. "No!" yelled Very! Just then the drill exploded! They fell into a really red place as the pirate music stopped! (The tune to American Idiot plays. Snapshots of the place show.) "Hello," said someone really red, "and welcome." "Cleff is in the core!" yelled Cleff. "Actually," said the really red guy, "the core is on the opposite side of this place." "Huh?" said Very. "Take those stairs over there and walk a half mile," said the red guy. "You'll see the core. If you want to destroy it, use a lethal weapon to blow the world up." "Cool!" said Cleff, "I think I'll do it now!" "No!" yelled Freddy in slow motion, jumping up the stairs literally. He broke into a roll. Suddenly Very appeared from nowhere. "That's it, Cleff," he said. "Hand over the rocket laser." Just then, the red guy came in. "Cleff!" he yelled. "Hand it over!" Cleff ran and dropped the rocket laser. Very picked it up. "Now Wicked!" yelled the red guy. "Dad?" said Very, dropping the rocket laser. Wicked picked it up and chucked it over the edge. "You will not destroy the world," he said. "ROAR!" roared Very, watching the rocket laser burn up. He pushed his father off the edge. He burnt up. (Awesome Pirate Music begins to play.) "ROAR!" Very knocked J and B down to core. They burnt up. "Noooo!" yelled Freddy. "The yellow thing!" yelled Stu. He soon burnt up. (Awesome Pirate Music stops.) Very watched and saw as each person burnt up, the core got bigger and more violent. Cleff charged toward Very. Very flamed Cleff and he was in the air. Freddy jumped off the walkway and caught Cleff. Then gravity made Freddy find his way back to the walkway. "Noo!" yelled Very. Cleff knocked Very off the edge. But Really caught Very's hand. "Hold on!" Really said. He pulled Very up and Very pushed Really off. As Really burnt up, there was a BOOM! That had done it. The core was just too violent. (Turkish March begins to play.) Very rushed to his getaway vehicle. "So long, suckers!" he yelled. (Explosions happen softer than the music, as they both fade and the screen fades black.) "Fly Cleff! Fly!" yelled Freddy as the world was blowing up. Freddy and Frankie grabbed onto Cleff, and Cleff took off. Cleff chased after Very. "No!" yelled Very. Just then, Very's dog hit the missile button. "Good boy!" said Very. "Dogs are so much better than cats." The missile hit Frankie's oxygen tank. The freaky-looking-China-monk-guy's Dun! Dun! Dun! could be heard from space. Freddy gave Frankie his oxygen. He floated away into space. Frankie was already not breathing, though. He floated away. "ROAR!" roared Cleff. He murdered Very's getaway vehicle's door, and picked up Very by the neck. But then, Cute knocked Cleff to the floor. "Good boy!" said Very. "Dogs are soo much better than cats." "Rrahhahh!" yelled Cleff. He started to glow yellow. Then time froze. "Woah!" said Cleff. "I froze time!" It was then that he knew what he had to do. He had to stop all the people from dying, like you! He's here to put the world back together, for me and you! "Hmmm..." said Cleff. "What's above the U.S? Is it turkey, a-can-of-duh, or Swedish Fish?" Cleff finally put the world back together. Time unfroze. "Where he go?" said Very. Very turned around. "No! The world's back together!" Cleff flew down to Earth to see Frankie, Freddy, J, B, and Stu, and Really. All alive. If you saw the background, you would see Wicked running from the red guy. "The devil granted us a special wish," said Freddy. "We live." "That was the devil?" said Cleff. "I thought that was the dead soul of King Tut!" "Yes," said Frankie. "And if you ever go to Hell and then die, regardless of where you are, you return to Hell." "That was Hell!" said Cleff. "I thought that was the Sly Cooper level, 'The Flames Down Under'!" The End