Cleff's Power (Featuring Very Evil)


Very Evil thought about the facts. Cleff was stronger than him in every way. Although Cleff was stupider than him.

"If I can get Cleff's power, I will rule the world!" yelled Very Evil.

*****

Somwhere above the Atlantick Ocean...

"I'm flying to Canada!" yelled Cleff.

Cleff was holding Frankie and Freddy. He chucked Frankie skyward.

*****

Later that day...

Cleff flew into a trap! "Give me your power!" shouted Very.

"Never!" shouted Cleff.

"Then face the consequences," said Very.

Cleff was tied to a rope and was going to be lowered into a certain lava that destroyed Cleff, but not his powers.

"Faster!" yelled Very to Really. Really turned faster.

SNAP! The handle was turned too fast that it broke.

"Yippee!" yelled Frankie in his jail cell. Unfortunately he caused an avalanche, and a giant clog of dirt fell on him. Freddy was on the only safe spot.

"No!" yelled Very. "Cut the rope!"

Really did.

"Weeeeeeeeeeee!" yelled Cleff, as he fell into the lava. "Are the champions my friend! And weeeeeeeeeeee! Keep on fighting to the-"

Dun! Dun! Dun!      Dun!

Woof! Woof! Very Evil's puppy arrived. It was a german shepherd.

"Yes you are," said Very. "Yes you are."

"Are you going to get powerful or what?" said Really.

"Sorry," said Very, petting Cute Evil. He threw a switch.

"Select object/objects to give powers to," said the computer.

Very selected himself and Really.

"I feel the power!" yelled Very. He created a rocket ship ship.

"Team Rocket Boots says NO!" said three voices coming into Very's lair. They were wearing cool rocket boots. "J, B, and Stu!"

"What?" yelled Very. "Oh! Direct approach power!" Very had red lasers shoot from his hands. His left hit J, his right hit B.

"What's that yellow thing in the sky?" Stu wondered. Stu flew toward it.

"That takes care of things," said Very. "Now for Luck and Luckless."

Frankie obviously got zapped, but Very couldn't get Freddy. Freddy was everywhere when he was dancing.

"Drat!" yelled Very and Really in unison.

"I know!" yelled Very. "Send in the extra terrestrial!"

"I will take over your mind," said the E.T.

*****

Later that day...

"Freddy," said Very, "will you be a doll and get me some Mountain Dew?"

Freddy stood still.

"Don't be a doll," said Very.

Freddy went to a mountain, and he got dew.

"Disgusting," yelled Very. He tried it. "I'm gonna barf! Get me some MD to wash it down."

Freddy left and Very barfed. Freddy came back with a can of Mountain Dew soda. "Now you get it for me!" bellowed Very. Very really turned red. His finger turned into a fireball. Literally. A giant fireball.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Very said as he chucked the ball at the ground. A fire started.

(Awesome Pirate Music plays.) "Let's get out of here!" yelled Very.

"Frankie says no!" Frankie said. He recovered! And he found Very's secret stash of swords.

Ching! Ching! Clingy ching Bling! Cling! Very's sword hit the ceiling. "No!" yelled Very. "That's where I keep the gas for my getaway vehicles!" (Music stops as explosion happens.)

"Ha ha!" said Very, as he entered his space shuttle. "I missed the explosion." The shuttle took off.

"No!" yelled Frankie.

But just then, Team Rocket Boots took off for the sky.

"Freddy! Where are you!" Just then, something grabbed Frankie!

Dun! Dun! Dun!       Dun!

*****

Somewhere above Earth.

"Team Rocket Boots commence attack!" yelled TRB. SMASH! The shuttle's window was broken.

J entered. "Very," he said. "I remember when we both had superpowers. Now you have them again."

"So," said Very.

"Come back to the good side!" J yelled. "All those years in jail must have turned you evil. You felt you must live up to your father. But he is evil."

"You're saying?" said Very.

"Come back!" yelled J.

"Never!" yelled Very. "I want to be evil. My last name is actually Evil. I am evil! Very Evil!" And with that, he shot a laser at J, and he flew out the window unconscious. "Moo hoo ha ha ha!"

"J!" yelled B. He shot his grapple at J. B saved J. Yippeé! (Pronounced Yippay!)

B reeled the grapple in, clinged him to his pocket, and shot the grapple at Very's shuttle.

"I have the power!" yelled Very. "Really, knock B unconscious." And so he did.

Just then, Stu said, "Almost to the yellow thing!" Freddy was on Stu's boots. On Freddy's leg was an extra-terrestrial. And on the E.T. was an E.T. Etc.

"Attack!" yelled Freddy, as he took out suction cups. "Climb my E.T. friends! Climb!" Freddy chucked a bunch of suction cups down to the E.T. Then he attached them to his hands and feet and began to climb up Very's shuttle.

"No!" yelled Very. "My...um...yeah...um...something's ruined!"

BAM! "Take this, Very!" Freddy yelled.

"If you hit me, the shuttle will explode," said Very.

Freddy hit Very. The shuttle split in half and Very's and Really's side exploded.

"I'll get you!" yelled Very and Really as they started to fall into a very specific lava described on page 2.

"Please select objects/object," said the computer. Freddy selected himself and sunk the lava. As it turns out, the people who went into the lava were no dead. Very and Really escaped.

Cleff was alive too. Freddy gave his powers to Cleff.

"Where's Frankie?" asked Cleff.

Just then, a giant dog threw Frankie into the once lava-infested pit.

"Sit!" yelled an E.T. at the monster. It sat. "Good boy. Now who wants a treat?"

"I want one!" yelled Cleff.

*****

Later...

"Ahhhhh!!!!!!!" yelled the citizens of Canada, running around like maniacs. "There's a maniac in the sky!"


The End