Obi-Wan Notebook The Missing Balloon Once upon a time, there was a very very big red balloon in the sky, that went down in the sky. Everyday at 3:00 pm a man would wave from his balloon. When the balloon fell down, someone picked it up and celebrated, then it vanished. Everyone in town started to look for it, they looked all over the state. Then they looked in the wide country, but they couldn't find it. So they decided to start all over and look where it went down. I found a clue. It was a map of the balloon. I could be in this country or Australia or France. So, first they looked in a hotel in France. It wasn't there, but they found a book about balloons. This book of balloons is a clue. The balloon is in Sydney, Australia. They went to Australia. In Sydney, they found the balloon. A Silly Band Once upon a time, there was a band, and the band was outside. One day a person came to the band. Suddenly, the person said this band is bad. This band is outside and it's raining. Everybody left the band. Then the people that work at the band shouted. Then the next day the person that was at the band yesterday saw that there was a tent. Then, the band sang a happy song. The End. Narrated by Joseph The Battle Once two people were in a battle. They were blind. They died. They were still dead. One person who was on their side threw up. It is Library News. In other news... oops I got squashed... ow! [Untitled #1] One day pla pla bla a turtle stuck his butt in a foghorn. The End... or else! Maniac 10 years along a guy ran down a cliff. He turned into a maniac. He started to annoy people in Chicago. The police noticed this. They put they guy in jail. The guy annoyed the jail. The jail threw him to the Moon. The End Dumb Animals One day, a duck saw a turtle put his butt in a foghorn. When it came out, it was gone. The duck tried. His butt sank in too deep. He blew up. A pig saw it. He gathered all different kinds of animals to try it with. They all got into the foghorn. They all blew up and caused an explosion so big the fake model house the foghorn was on blew up too. The End The Idiots of Time Once upon an idiot, there was an idiot. He found a time machine. An idiot with a gun showed up behind the other idiot. He shot the time machine. It blew up. "Oh no," the idiot said. "I'm on fire." But he wasn't. The idiot with the gun was. "Help, I'm frozen," he screamed. The idiot took the other idiot's gun! He shot the ashes of the time machine. It started a fire. The idiot disappeared. He soon appeared to be in a strange new world. The cavemen had sticks. The caves were dark. The idiot shot the gun. It shot another idiot. He ran up and slapped him in the face, then died. The idiot pointed the gun at himself. He shot. He died. What a poor little idiot. The Idiotic End Dumb but Unfortunate Events I am Dumb I am dum I am Damb A fire happened. It burned down him. I am dumb The Old Skool Guy I'm old skool, do you have it? Hey crap! Crappa crappa. Go Shortie, let's go band! Wee! Will Turner! Rock and roll down the beanstalk! You! Ou! U! We will rock you. WWRY. Duhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh no! An S-head crapped in my f-en pants! I gonna fall down now. Gunpowder, take it away! Sha do pa, la la la la la. Sha do pa, la la la la la la. Booch to the belch be-yatch. See yall later. Oh shiznit. I'm an I diiot. Idiot. heh heh. Oof! (The)ater V(end)ing [Untitled #2] I'vea got a fricken sword! Marioa I'ma comin'. Happy. No Mario! Take this evil Bow...oof. Roar! Evil Bowser's killing everybody. NO FAIR. My fricken turn. Rooooooooo...oooooooooar...r! Long Roar. Heh heh! Fire time evil Bowser. Oof. Yes the world's all on fire. No one can stop me not ever Mario! Or Peach. Or regular Bowser. I rule. But remember how the turtle disappeared. Where did he - oof. Now I, turtle, rule the world. The good gays... guys... good gay guys will regain consciousess first. Mama mia. Ooh Mario. Roar! Then the bad. Moo hoo ha ha... squash. (The)rapy is not your fri(end) Analogy Flamethrow:house::Gun:People Relationship? Answer - Gatt:ghetto Idiots Reacting in an Unknown World We last peed on ourselves in the bathrooms. Let's join our heroes. "I wanted a sofa!" "I got you a sofa!" "No! You got me a couch!" "Sorry. Take this credit card." "Where'd ya get this?" "Where do ya think I got my pistol that is locked on you from?" "A barbeque?" "No you idiot. From inside the sofa." "Look what I just found. A bunch of crap." "That's not just any crap. That is dinosaur crap!" "It's warm." "How would you know?" "It tastes like hot chocolate." "Really?" "ROAR!" "Look! There's a dinosaur in here!" "A T-Rex! RUN!" "Oh on! He's running 6.0000001 mph and we're only running 6." "I'll aim the pistol at him!" POP! "We live! Now can I have some crap?" (The)is of all your dumb fri(end)s The Pencil Who Thought He Was Cool One day a pencil put on sunglasses and thought he was cool. Everyone laughed as he was hit by a black car at night and taken to the hospital. He was told part of the graphite was broken. He had a list of things to do: 1. Put a cast on. 2. Keep it on for 1 week. 3. Crap daily. 4. Eat a balanced diet. 5. Only wear sunglasses at night. He followed all the steps and was hit by a car again. The same car. The pencil disobeyed the steps by taking off his cast. He shot the driver. Then he blamed it on his cast. They took his cast into custody while the pencil got a new one. When his week was up, the pencil turned out okay. The cast, unfortunately, was shot with a dart gun and put to sleep, side by side to Rip van Winkle for 20 years. The creator weeped when he was lonely at home. (Th)ings ar(e) r(e)ally gone to the (N)e(d) Idiots Reacting in an Unknown World 2 "I like this game." "You beat me!" "No. But Mr. Craphole did. Arm wrestle?" "I lost again. I suck. I want a time machine! Yeah! A time machine!" "I don't know. My mom said I have to visit her every year." "Let's go!" "SNIFF! I smell dino crap." "It's just your imagination." "No, it's dino crap alright." ROAR! "Give me your pistol locked on yourself!" BOOM! "No! Suicide! I have to go back in time! That was quick. Now I see the gun. Got it! Now I just shoot the dino and go forward in time." BOOM! ZIP! "Did it!" "What happened?" "Shot the dino." "Can I have my pistol back?" "Yep! Now I just fire it at the time machine! No! I actually did!" (The)me of crappy B(end)ing Smiley Face One day there was a smiley face. It was sitting on a toilet. Mr. Hanky came out and Smiley put Mr. Hanky in his mouth. Smiley became frowny from then on. Or maybe his name was stinky breath. Or Bob. Or Bobquzafgjkpowrysa. Idiots Reacting in an Unknown World 3 "What time are we in?" Just then, a monkey farted. "Fart time!" "Cool" (Fart) "I hafta go." "Then go." Later... "I'm back." The whole forest was cut down. "Need to make way for humans." "Here's my cybertron T-Rex. Oh, and between you and me, it grows to full T-Rex size when someone farts." (Fart) "Run!" "Give me your pistol!" "No! Hump me first!" Up down. Up down. "Here you go." BAM! "Time machine activated!" Fachoosh. (T)ime for (h)yp(e)r P(end)ing Yoda is a Farter One day, Yoda was killing Darth Tyranus when he accidentally damaged his left testicle. It affected his hole too in such a way that Yoda got constipated. Sure, he could fart. FART! But he couldn't hump a doggie and then pee on it anymore. Yoda died when Luke needed him because his fart was too cheesy. Luke then killed his father in rage. Luke then taught Han Solo to be a Jedi. They taught a lot of people to be Jedi. Most of the people they taught then went up down. (The)acom of Rating P(end)ing Idiots Reacting in an Unknown World 4 "Dino crap!" "Yes, dino crap! Yum! Finally!" "Wait a minute!" "What?" "It's warm." "Your fireman's warm!" "ROAR!" "Oh my gosh! The dino's tooth is bigger than my dick!" "Nope! I reassure you, your fireman is big." "Real big?" "Real big." "Really real big?" "Really real big." Up down. No clothes up down. Cavemen look. Shed clothes. Dino humps caveman. "I thought gay people have at least one gay get crushed." Dino crushes caveman. Falls backward on an idiot. "No! Fredrick!" Runs to cave. Gets wet in river naked. Becomes caveman. Gets high with Towelie. "Fredrick!" "Roar!" "Shut up." BOOM! (Th)is is lik(e) r(e)ally (n)umeral (d)umb Making Fun of Cleff Cleff sticks TNT up his butt. KABOOM! Yeah! That was farting gold! "Cleff!" cries Freddy. BOOM! "Freddy!" cries Frankie. BOOM! Gas leaks. "I'm high!" says Towelie. BOOM! (The) world is cool v(end)ing machines Idiots Reacting in an Unknown World 5 One with a caveman. He is a caveman. "I should have never become gay. I love dino crap. As long as it came from a girl I wouldn't be crushed. Fredrick! Come back!" "Find the time machineeee! You'll find me alive if you can change the past!" "Fredrick?" Time machine appears. "This place is cool." "Eew! Naked person!" "Let's see what the king has to say about this." King streaks. "Dang it!" "This place is cool. Oh my gosh! Fredrick!" ROAR! Dinosaur! Dun! Dun! Dun! "Fredrick!" "Yeah!" "Don't hump me in the future when the dino humps the caveman." "Okay." Fredrick appears. "You're alive! Now, let's hump." Up. Down. Naked. Up. Down. Wild. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down... The End or else... How Towelie Got High Towelie was just drying people off when he saw someone smoke a cigarette. He thought a cigarette was dry so he picked it up and knocked it in his mouth. He became high because he liked 'em so much. (The) V(end)ing Machine Idiots Reacting in an Unknown World 6 Eiffel Tower falls. "No! Dickface!" "I'm alive." "Oh, sorry dickface." "Let's eat dino crap." "I'm in." "Oh no! A volano." "Nope, just a dino." "A dino!?" "We better get back home!" "Let's get outta here!" Happy music plays. Fredrick and Dickface run on water. "ROAR! I will chew on your bones! Gays taste fresh!" "A time machine that says it'll tkae us back to our year!" FAChoosh! (The) v(end)ing machine in Colorado Anakin the Chosen One "You are an idiot, hahahhahahahaha," said Obi-wan. "Shut up!" yells Anakin, cutting off his head. Uses force to put it back on. "Sorry master." "You are an idiot!" said Obi-wan. The Anakin End Idiots Reacting in an Unknown World 7 "Now that we're back home, what should we do?" "Eat dino crap." "Sure thing." "Hey look, a gay guy color balloon." POP! "Bananas! Yeah!" "Your fireman's big." "Really?" "Really." "No way! I'm not humping you." "5 bucks." "Really really?" "Really really." Up down. No shirts. Up down. No clothes. Up down. Wild. Up down. ROAR. Up down. SPLAT. In the place. The red guy yells, "What are these infidels!" Up down. Up down. "Gays!" Up down. Fall in fire pit. "Ow!" Up down. Up down. ROAR! Dinosaur. Crush! Up down. "(Th)is is dumb. No s(e)riously. R(e)ally a(nd) Very dumb."