Very Evil 10: Castle (Featuring a castle) (3/19/08 - 7/12/08)


Part 1: Freddy Lives

Freddy was alive! He had survived an eighty foot drop, but he was alive. He didn't really know how he survived going over a waterfall, but he didn't care how.

He just was lucky. And it was Friday the thirteenth.

Freddy fought the current and swam to the river's bank. He would make it his goal to hunt down Very, who had thrown him over the waterfall. Of course, first he'd have to climb to the top of the waterfall if he wanted to hunt down Very. But how would he get up there? The fastest and hardest way was to rock climb.

Freddy took a deep breath and faced an eighty foot wall of rock.


Part 2: Climbing a Cliff

Freddy grabbed hold of a rock and began to climb. Freddy grabbed hold of a protruding rock, but it was loose and it tumbled to the ground! Which was only...about three feet below, give or take an inch. And behind the rock was a Togepi!

After punching the Togepi, Freddy resumed climbing. It...wasn't that hard, so I don't really see the point of describing the climb. Freddy made it to the top, out of breath, and pulled himself up.

Freddy looked toward the river and saw the boat Very was in. It was best to make Very think he was dead, so he had to keep his secrecy. But he could either run all night following the boat or get on it.


Part 3: Follow the Yellow Brick Very!

Freddy hid behind a tree and looked over at the boat. It was so close to the shore that he could jump to it. Freddy followed the boat to a spot where the water between it and land was almost nonexistent and jumped onto the boat, making a slightly loud thud. Very heard this.

Freddy heard footsteps approaching, and all he saw as a place to hide was...well, nowhere. Freddy reached into his pocket and...Grouch Glasses...he was lucky. Freddy put the glasses on.

Very approached Freddy. "Who are you?" he asked.

"Me?" said Freddy in a deep...er voice. "I'm Freddy Luck. I mean... Groucho."

"Groucho, you say? Well, I'll have no choice but to believe you because you look nothing like Freddy Luck. Fine, I'll let you ride for a bit." Very left.

Freddy wondered how in the world he was getting so lucky on a Friday the thirteenth.

Freddy rode the boat, looking out at the water. He could easily just stab Very in the back right now with a BIGGE knife. Except he didn't have a knife.

It soon grew dark, and the boat came to a sudden stop. Freddy saw that Very had stopped to sleep in a motel. Freddy stayed on the boat.

Moments later, a cloaked man walked onto the boat. "Wanna buy something, stranger?"

"Not unless you have a rocket launcher," said Freddy sarcastically.

"Yes, I've got one, actually. It's expensive, though," explained the stranger. "One American dollar."

I think you know what Freddy did.


Part 4: Blowing Stuff Up

After the stranger left to spend his money unwisely, Freddy considered blowing up the motel. Freddy realized that Very might see the rocket charging at the motel, which then Very would slow down time in order to think of a way to slow down time so he could escape. So Freddy slept on a log outside that night, waiting until Very would wake up and start driving the boat again.

When Freddy woke up, he saw Very exiting the hotel and going to his boat. Freddy ran into the woods and aimed the rocket launcher at the boat. He had a few trees blocking the path of the rocket, though, so Freddy didn't fire, in fear he'd blow himself up if he did.

The boat began to move, and Freddy found himself running to keep up. There was no time to fire the rocket launcher; he'd miss if he did. The boat came to a halt only minutes later, luckily on the same side of the river as Freddy. Very left the boat before Freddy could fire.

Freddy slowly followed Very to a helicopter that was strangely placed in the middle of the woods. Freddy watched Very get in, and then he realized it: this was his last chance to destroy Very.

The helicopter started up and Freddy aimed at the helicopter. The helicopter flew up into the air. He had a clear shot, but he had to be accurate. Not just accurate, but lucky.

Freddy fired. He was lucky.

He saw the helicopter spin down over the trees, and heard the crash. Freddy walked to Very's boat after seeing the smoke from the burning of the helicopter appear above the trees.

Freddy started the boat up, and began his search for an airport. Because there had to be one somewhere in the poor, stupid, wrecked country.


Part 5: Shot Down

Very climbed out from the wreckage of the helicopter, bruised and slightly injured. He thought it was an assassination attempt. But whom's?

Very crawled onto the ground, breathing heavily, and got up. He limped over to the river, but...his boat was gone!

*Where will I go?* he wondered. *How is it possible for me to get to the airport, when it's more than two miles away?*

And then, after realizing it was only a little more than two miles away, he set off into the woods.


Part 6: A Strange Flight

Freddy, after finding an airport in luckily only five minutes, walked into the airport and asked, "Yo! How much does dis flight costa!?"

The reply was, "A few pesas, more or less. Freddy did the math and converted that to American money. He paid his few cents.

Freddy began the walk through the broken metal detector to the plane, but something caught his eye. There was a WANTED poster of himself on the wall. He read it, and it said he was wanted for shooting down a helicopter.

*Now this is impossible*, thought Freddy. *JeRM, you are stupid.* Just to be safe though, Freddy put on Groucho glasses.

Freddy sat down in his window seat and looked outside. The runway seemed to be partially flooded.

A few minutes later, a man also wearing Groucho glasses came on the plane and sat in his seat...which was right next to Freddy's!

"Um... hello," said Freddy to the Groucho glasses man.

"Hello weirdo," said Very to the guy wearing Groucho glasses.

They both sat there in silence for a few moments, and then the plane took off.

"So what do you do for a living?" asked Freddy to the Groucho guy.

"Um... I... definitely don't assassinate people, that's for sure," said Very, replying to Groucho guy. Very laughed a really fake laugh. "No, I skin deer alive and afterward process it in a factory."

"Um...kay," replied Freddy.

They didn't talk again. Freddy and Very sat next to each other, each not knowing the other was even alive.

Freddy passed the time on the plane by making origami frogs out of a magazine's paper. One of them jumped high enough to land on the Groucho guy's head!

Very passed the time by drawing complicated machines that often involved torture, murder, or doll houses.

It wasn't until hours and hours in that it happened. It being the hijacking of the plane.


Part 7: The Hijacking of the Plane

"Look man!" shouted the terrorist. "We's are gonna hijack this plane! If anyone tries to stop us, we'll kill you!"

Freddy immediately...didn't move. Although others did. Such as the guy wearing Groucho glasses.

Very jumped up from his seat and charged at the terrorist. The terrorist simply knifed him down. The terrorist was about to stab down on Very again, but there was a sudden jerk in the plane's direction and Very rolled into a chair, and the terrorist flew into a wall.

Freddy looked out the window and saw that the plane was charging down on Washington D.C. - no doubt trying to crash into the White House. Freddy had to stop these terrorists; he didn't want to die.

Freddy rushed past the Groucho guy and the terrorist to get to the pilot's room. The terrorist in there threw a knife at Freddy, but Freddy dove under it and then...really had no clue what to do.

"I'm just gonna punch you in the face now," said Freddy to a terrorist, and proceeded to do so. The terrorist, in retaliation, picked up Freddy and threw him through a random sheet of glass.

"Brother, we have a problem!" shouted a terrorist to another. "Look out the window! The White House isn't there!"

Freddy, hearing this, stood up and ran to the window. It was true! In place of the White House was an enormous castle. The castle was made completely of black stone. There were multiple towers surrounding a larger, taller one, which at the top of waved the reverse colors of the U.S. flag: yellow, green, and black. And Freddy also thought he could see a sinister cloaked figure standing atop the tower.

"Crash into it anyways!" shouted the terrorist who was not piloting. The pilot followed the command and flew the plane downward.

Freddy couldn't believe how stupid these terrorists were. If they flew the plane into the tower, they'd all die without causing a scratch to the tower! Freddy only had a few options, and they were all very dangerous. Freddy decided to go with the one most unrealistic and most dangerous.

Freddy opened the emergency door to the plane and looked out. The castle was only around one hundred feet down, which the terrorists were stupidly spiraling down to. They'd get blown up by a rocket launcher before they crashed and died!

Luckily though, the rocket launchers crew was currently hunting wild panda bears. Only a few more until they're extinct!

Anyway, the top of the highest tower was only ten or so feet away and only twenty or so feet down. Freddy could jump!

Freddy waited a few more seconds before summing up enough courage to jump, and afterward, he jumped. He didn't think about what would happen if he missed, and he didn't think about how much it would hurt when he landed atop the tower. He just jumped.


Part 8: "Hi! I'm Bob Bobson with a special report!" said a news reporter on some random television. "We've just received word that the White House has disappeared, and in its place is a black castle. I'll join you live from Washington D.C. in just a few moments!"

A few moments later, Bob Bobson was live from D.C. "Hi! I'm Bobsob with a special report!" reported Bob Bobson. "As you can see here, the castle behind me is big! Liek, reel big!"

Of course, the people watching at home didn't look at the castle, but rather the airplane crashing into it and exploding. They also watched the guy wearing Groucho glasses jumping out of the plane right before it exploded.


Part 9: Inside Black Castle

Freddy landed on the tower, almost breaking a bone or two. *YAY! I'm safe!* thought Freddy.

The first thing Freddy wondered was, *How in the world do I get down from here?* Freddy began looking around the top of the tower for a way to get down, and eventually found a trapdoor in the floor. Freddy opened it and went down into the castle.

Freddy climbed down a large spiral staircase leading down into darkness. Freddy couldn't see much at the bottom, but through the darkness, Freddy knew he was in a long hallway filled with many doors.

Freddy began to walk down the hallway, hearing nothing but the clinking of his feet on the ground and ominous music. Then, Freddy heard a faint screaming noise. It was male, no doubt (yes, because there's totally been a female character in this entire series).

Freddy began to walk toward it, the screaming getting louder and louder. The sound reached its peak, and Freddy realized the sound was coming from a door.

Freddy was unsure if he should open the door, but eventually he did. And inside...was Dubya.


Part 10: Dubya in the Castle

"Dubya?" asked Frankie. "How'd this castle get here? And how'd you get locked behind this door?"

"Well, I was in my office, having my double sign papers when... everything went dark, and I was in this small room," explained Dubya.

"Oh," said Freddy. "So, you don't know how this place got here?"

"It just appeared," said Dubya. "Look, I think you should get out of here. This place is dangerous."

"Wight," said Freddy. "And you'll stay here to die, I presume?" assumed Freddy.

"Yep!" clarified Dubya.

Freddy turned around and walked away, back into the depths of the castle. Dubya sat back and played DS. A few minutes of silence went by, and then Very came along...

"Hello, Mr. President," said Very. "Do you have any clue where I am?"

"Yeah, you're in some kind of castle," said Dubya. "Heh, heh, he!"

"You know, I think I realized that," said Very. "I want to know who, how, and why this is here!"

"I dunno," said Dubya. "I just appeared in here."

Very walked out of the dark room, slamming the door as he left.


Part 11: One Day Later

Freddy awoke the next day and turned on the TV. Strangely, however, Blue's Clues wasn't on! Bob the Builder was! "Those ever Nick Jr.-ing people..." started Freddy, but he was interrupted by a SPECIAL NEWS REPORT.

"Hi," said Bob Bobson, ace news reporter. "I'm Bob Bobsob, ace news reporter, here to bring you a special ace news report!" Bob Bobson was currently standing in front of a green screen to make it look like he was in front of the castle in D.C.

"I'm here in D.C." lied Bob Bobson, "where two ebil peeps are saying that they have taken over the U.S. just because they replaced the White House!"

The camera people zoomed in on the top tower of the castle, where a person who looked a lot like Wicked Evil was standing. He said, "The United States has fallen! You must obey our laws or else you will be immediately transported to our prisons here, in this castle. So then, our laws are as follows: 

You must obey the two kings, Really and Wicked, no matter what.

You must go to church every Sunday to worship the two kings.

You must buy Mountain Dew a lot."

With stupid ideas and their consequences outlined, poeple had no choice but to follow them.


Part 12: Teh First Sunday

And it just so happened that that day was a Sunday! Many people doubted that they could be warped to a dungeon if they didn't worship the two kings, so they didn't go to church. Others, though, including Freddy, did though, because they knew the threat.

After buying Mountain Dew, however, Freddy paid a visit to the Rocket Boots store, where Steve worked.

"Not you again!" cried Steve to Freddy. "Well I'm not helping you. Ha!"

After Freddy socked Steve in the face, he said, "Look, this is to save the world. Alls you have to do is poof away the castle in D.C. with your super powers and the world will be back to normal!"

"No way dude!" argued Steve. "I don't even have my superpowers anymore anyways. I made them go away!"

"What!? No!" shouted Freddy. "That's stupid!"

"Well I did! Now get outta here!" shouted Steve.

Freddy realized that Steve could not help him, and so he only had one place to go: Anti-Evil Inc.


Part 13: Recruiting Bigs

Freddy rode the elevator in Anti-Evil Inc. up to the ninetieth floor, where he (somehow) knew Big Tony and Big Daddy were working on. Freddy stepped out of the elevator and could see Big Tony in the distance. He walked over to him.

"Hey, punk, what're ya doin' here?" asked Big Tony to Freddy.

"I need your help," answered Freddy. "Can you help me destroy the castle that's in D.C?"

Big Tony laughed. "Pops, come over here!" he said. "Listen to this kid."

Big Daddy walked over to his son. "What?"

Freddy spoke. "Can you help me destroy the castle in D.C?"

Big Daddy and Big Tony laughed in unison. "We're in league with Wicked and Really," laughed Big Daddy. "Why would we help you? Besides, we're taking back Evil Inc. tomorrow! We don't have time for your nonsense."

"So, pops, can I kill him?" asked Big Tony to Big Daddy.

"Sure, but make it quick," was Big Daddy's response.


Part 14: Big Tony vs. Freddy

Freddy ran for life and hid behind a shelf. Big Tony knocked over a few products on the shelf and attempted to grab Freddy from behind the shelf. Freddy kicked the shelf, but... it didn't fall over.

"Cwud!" cried Freddy as he was pulled through the shelf by Big Tony. Freddy kicked Big Tony, but he couldn't squirm his way free. He was trapped.

Big Tony took out a knife and put it to Freddy's neck. "Bye bye," he said cruelly.


Part 15: TRB To Teh Rescue!

Right before Freddy's life flashed before his eyes, Freddy puked. Then, three peeps wearing rocket boots blasted through the window!

"We're TRB, Team Rocket Boots to the rescue!" shouted J.

"That's great," said Freddy. "I suggest one of you kick the knife away from neck."

"No, wait..." sang J, flying closer to Freddy. "Right about now..."

"Gah!" cried Freddy as Big Tony accidentally touched Freddy's neck with his knife. J immediately kicked the knife up into the air.

Freddy suddenly gained strength somehow and managed to throw Big Tony off of himself. After Big Tony went through the side of the building, Big Daddy jumped out in order to save him.

While all this nonsense was going on, Freddy said to J, "Yo, man, I gotta get to D.C. Can you fly me there?"

"No," said Stu.

"Yes," said J at the same time.

B didn't say anything, but after his mind registered who said what, he punched Stu in the face.


Part 16: Rocket Boot Assault

J and B grabbed Freddy and began to fly him to D.C. at somewhat fast speeds. It had to be two people so they didn't crash into a tree often.

Stu couldn't go, though. He got lost trying to find his way outside Anti-Evil Inc.

When J and B and a Freddy with porcupine needles in his forehead arrived in D.C, many military tanks were miserably failing to destroy the castle.

"Fly me up there," said Freddy to J and B. "Fly me above the castle, and drop me in."

"What does 'above' mean?" asked B. Freddy facepalmed himself, which unintentionally drove those needles deeper.

J flew Freddy above the castle. Freddy looked down and saw the castle courtyard below. "Drop me," said Freddy.

J did, and he was gone...to the ice cream parlor. B got pizza flavored ice cream with rainbow sprinkles. RAINBOW!

Anyways, J began to fall, and he suddenly thought 'What if I don't survive the fall?' Then he realized 'The narrator wouldn't let that happen.'

And it didn't, because Freddy couldn't enter the castle. Freddy hit an invisible, blue force field, said "Ow!", then rolled downhill until he landed in the two inch moat surrounding the castle.

Freddy stood and walked over to a war general standing near the castle and doing nothing.

"What's going on?" asked Freddy to the guy.

"Our local scientists think that there is a force field around the castle," explained the general. "It doesn't let objects in." A tank fired at the force field, but its missile exploded when it hit it. "But it lets objects out." At this moment, a huge missile came out of the castle, through the force field, and blew up the tank. "We believe the only way to shut it down is from the inside."


Part 17: Very Confronts Wicked

Very sneaked through the corridors of the castle, not making a sound. He eventually found a room with a large door. He stupidly knocked on it.

The door opened and Wicked was behind it. "Very? How did - How in the world did you get here?"

"I survived a plane crash where a plane crashed into the castle," answered Very.

"So that explains your name in the obituaries," said Wicked. "Come in, sit down."

Very walked inside the room to see Really playing old-skool video games, a throne, a camera, a mysterious chandelier with an X under it, and a door saying "Employees Only". Very sat down on a mysterious chair located on top of the X.

"You guys aren't gonna kill me, right?" asked Very nervously.

"No, why would we want to do that?" replied Really.

"I don't know," said Very. "That chandelier's giving me the evil eye, though."

"Why are you here?" asked Wicked suddenly.

"My plane crashed," answered Very.

"So, what, after that you wanted to explore this castle just because? You better watch yourself, because you're messing with the wrong people."

"Now disappear!" said Really.

"But..." started Very, but he suddenly appeared in a large, dark room with no exits and only one person in it: Dubya.

"What'd ya do?" asked Dubya. "Not follow one of their commands?"


Part 18: Back to Steve'safe

Freddy took a plane back to New York and walked to the rocket boots store, where Steve was still behind the counter.

"Not you again!" said Steve.

"Look, I know you got rid of your powers, but can't you sum up some power?"

"No, I can't," replied Steve. "They're all gone."

"But can't you just..." started Freddy.

"No," breathed Steve.

"But..." said Freddy.

"RAWR!" yelled Steve, and with supernatural powers, he hovered up into the air and charged at Freddy, ramming him into a wall.

"So you still do have your powers! You filthy liar!" said Freddy.

"ROAR!" rawred Steve again, and he threw Freddy to the other side of the room.

Freddy got up and ran for the door, but Steve chased after him. Of course, he caught up with him and picked him up. "I am not going to help  you!" he yelled into his ear. Steve dropped Freddy onto the floor.

Freddy got up and left. He only wondered, *How do I get into the castle without superpowers?* Freddy realized he definitely needed superpowers, but not from Steve.

Cleff might be in Atlantis.


Part 19: Return to Atlantis

But to go to Atlantis, Freddy would need gear of some sort. So he went into a U-Boat store!

"How can we help you?" asked the German working there.

"I'd like to buy a U-Boat," said Freddy.

"Buy?" wondered the German. "This is a museum!"

Freddy walked out and went into a store for scuba-diving. Freddy bought some gear, then he dived into a body of water at random. Freddy found his way to Atlantis by simply looking at all the signs advertising it.

When he finally got there, he went through an airlock where he took off his gear. The place looked a lot less wrecked than the last time he had gone here.

Freddy entered the city and walked past all the Atlantians to get to the palace in the center. There were Atlantian guards there saying the palace would be rebuilt, but Freddy said, "I saved Atlantis once. Now let me in."

When the guards didn't move, Freddy whacked them with a bat until each was unconscious. After stealing each's wallet, he entered the palace.

The palace was rebuilt from the ground up since his last visit, so he had to go to the palace-not-on-the-ground: underground. Freddy headed down some old ancient stairs and entered a room he recognized: a room with three cages on the ceiling and lava below. It was the room where the Atlantian King dropped Cleff Clone in lava. Or at least, he thought it was Cleff Clone.

Freddy would need to find a way to drain the lava. There didn't seem to be a control pad controlling the lava, however; it was just there. So Freddy would have to puncture a hole in the floor below. If there even was one.

Freddy found a door in the back of the room and opened it. In it were more stairs, these ones rotting. Freddy couldn't see the floor though; it was too dark. So Freddy luckily found a torch on the wall, next to a ye olde match, which he used to light it.

Freddy walked around on the bottom floor until he knew he was under the lava. He took out his trusty Spanish twelve inch blade knife and cut into the ceiling. Lava poured down from above, and Freddy ran for life.

He ran up the termite infested stairs as lava undermined them. Freddy ran back into the basement room and slammed the door. Freddy looked in the pool of lava, and he watched and waited for the lava to drain. When it finally did, a body emerged from the lava. Cleff's. And he was alive.

Part 20: "Where's the Atlantian King!" cried Cleff, or possibly Cleff Clone, flying out of the pool. "I want to kick his..."

"Cleff, or possibly Cleff Clone, that was months ago," interrupted Freddy.

"No wonder why my dream was a lot longer than the last time I was in dream lava," realized Cleff.

"Are you sure you're not Cleff Clone?" asked Freddy.

"Oh ho ho, I'm sure," said Cleff. "If I weren't Cleff, would I be able to be sure I am?"

"That makes sense," said Freddy sarcastically.

"So what's the situation?" asked Cleff.

"Well, there's a large castle where the White House should be, being ruled by Wicked and Really," explained Freddy. "But mostly Wicked. Anyways, there's a force field around the castle which can only be deactivated from the inside. So..."

"Oh I gets it!" shouted Cleff. "You want me to poof inside the castle and puncha-puncha a few buttons to deactivate the force field!"

"No, I just want you to destroy the force..." started Freddy, but Cleff was already gone, leaving Freddy in Atlantis.


Part 21: Cleff in the Castle

Cleff appeared inside the castle and dove through the dark corridors like a superspy. He came to a huge door and knocked on it. Wicked opened it.

"Hey guys," said Cleff, walking in. "Freddy wanted me to come here and shut down a force field, so where's the controls for that?"

"What?" said Wicked, confused. "I thought I killed you, you evil maggot!"

"Nah, that must've been my clone," said Cleff. "I'm the real boy!"

"So you're not evil?" asked Wicked.

"Nope!" answered Cleff.

"Make him disobey a commandment!" called Really across the room.

"Right," said Wicked. He ordered to Cleff, "Disappear!"

"Okay!" said Cleff. He disappeared.

"Wah?" wondered Wicked. "Oh," he realized. "Dog dang it!" he swore.

Cleff reappeared, undetected near the "Employees Only" door, and entered it. A loud alarm went off, but Wicked ignored it because he thought it was Really entering the room. Really ignored it because he thought it was a police siren in Grand Theft Auto.

Cleff entered a room with TVs for security all around the room. In the middle of the room was a switch labeled "Force Field".

Cleff pulled it into the off position.


Part 22: Force Field Down

Nighttime was approaching, and fast. It was 11:30 pm, but the general didn't care. He was still commanding his troops to fire at the castle for no reason. Amazingly, though, one of a tank's missiles got through the force field and hit the castle. "Fire again!" shouted the general. The tank did, and it hit the castle again. It kept firing until there was a hole large enough for a person to go through. "CHARGE!!" yelled the general, and a crudload of troops ran into the castle through the hole. Sure, they had no clue what they were doing or where they were going, but they might find Wicked or Really eventually. Eventually.

The army eventually came across a large door. Since it was a door, the army thought it would be nice of them to knock on it.

Really, stupidly thinking the army wouldn't kill him, answered the door. "Hi guys!" he said as fifty soldiers loaded their guns and aimed at him. Really slammed the door on them.

"Crud!" exclaimed Really. "Wicked, there are a bunch of army peoples here to kill us!" he yelled into the room.

"That's nice," Wicked called back. "Want a cookie?"

"THIS IS SERIOUS!" cried [not Indiana Jones] Really.

"Relax, Really," said Wicked, walking over to the door. "It's 11:59. At 12:00 all these people will be in our prison for not attending church."

"Oh, wow! You be smart, Wicked!" exclaimed Really.

A few seconds later, a bell began ringing, and the thudding and banging and shooting on the door ceased. It was now Monday, and everyone who didn't go to church on the east coast was in a large room with no way out of it.


Part 23: A New Terror

"Crud!" exclaimed Freddy, after Cleff disappeared. Now how was he going to get out of here? Sure, he could easily scuba dive out, but he seriously didn't feel like it! Instead he just sat there, listening to the silence.

But wait! He heard the slightest noise. It seemed like... breathing. Freddy, sitting on the lip of the lava pool, turned around and took a second look inside of it. And there he saw it: The Atlantian King was unconscious on the floor of the empty pool.

"Crud!" thought Freddy. "This guy is evil." Maybe, though, he could pick him up and throw him in the lava now in the basement, ridding the city of the terror. He ran inside the pool, attempting to pick up the Atlantian King, but he woke up.

"So..." said the Atlantian King, getting up. "You freed me?" Freddy nodded, terrified. "Good. Have a cookie." The Atlantian King gave Freddy a cookie. "And now I'm off!"

The Atlantian King began swimming through the air toward the door to the city, but Freddy pulled out a sword from nowhere.

"Really," said the Atlantian King. "Like that'll kill me!"

Freddy swung, but ducked under it and turned around to face Freddy. Freddy swung again, but he easily dodged it once again. "This is pointless," said the Atlantian King, and he swam quickly toward the door. Freddy chased after him.


Part 24: Ultimate Power

Wicked paced back and forth in the main room. "I don't get it, Really," said Wicked. "Why would Cleff suddenly be evil, but now be good again?"

"I dunno," said Really. "Maybe something was making him evil."

"Hmm...maybe, but...call Very in here."

Really walked over to a touch screen on the wall and touched a large button saying "Retrieve". A box to type something into appeared, and a keyboard came out of the wall. Really typed in "Very James Evil", then hit enter. Seconds later, an elevator pod shot up into the room, carrying Very Evil. He was automatically handcuffed, and there was a person holding a laser behind him if he tried to run. The elevator door opened.

"Sit down, Very," said Wicked to his son, pointing to a small table with two chairs on opposite sides. Very did so. Wicked sat opposite him.

"I want to know why Cleff used to be evil," questioned Wicked.

"I don't think it'd be..." started Very, but the guy behind his chair tasered him. Very decided to tell what he knew. "Well...Cleff was infused with the evil orb, which made him slightly stronger, but in an evil way. Later, he went looking for Evil Gas 5, since he lost his superpowers. Evil Gas Five is superpowers, by the way. Then... Freddy... found this thing called the Light Orb, which when combined with the evil orb, destroys it.

"Now here's the part I'm not sure about. After an epic battle, Cleff found Evil Gas 5, and while it was fusing into him, Freddy jammed the Light Orb into him, and a few moments later, Cleff disappeared. I assumed he was dead."

"Interesting," said Wicked. "Now send him back down." The taser-er grabbed Very and they both went into the elevator.

Wicked turned to Really. "Do you realize what this orb even is? It's... ultimate power!"

"Yeah, but Very said it was destroyed," replied Really.

"Cleff is alive and he is not evil. That means... the evil orb has to be out there," said Wicked. "And I'm gonna find it."


Part 25: The Return of the King

Freddy followed the Atlantian King up a bunch of stairs and out of the palace, but the king flew up into the air and called out, "Hello Atlantians! Your king...is back!"

The Atlantians of the city didn't know how to react. Seeing the evil king come back to life angered many, so a crudload of Atlantians ran inside and aimed their rocket launchers at him.

"Dang it!" yelled the Atlantian King. But then he got an idea... "Wait! Don't shoot! I can give you free candy!" Some of the Atlantians lowered their guns. "Yes, free candy! Chocolate, Smarties, Starbursts, Nerds, Jaw Breakers, Gouged-Out Eyes of Oprah! Free candy!" Many more Atlantians put down their guns. "Yes, but you have to do one thing for me first. If you want free candy, then you'll have to go into the palace and kill the current king. It's that simple!"

At the moment, hundreds of Atlantians charged into the palace. The current king only had minutes to live.

"You won't get away with this!" Freddy called up to the Atlantian King in a cliché way. "You won't kill the current king!"

"Tell that to the people," responded the king.

Freddy sprinted into the palace. Maybe the king had more than a few minutes to live.


Part 26: South American

Wicked ordered for nearly all the people currently trapped in his "jail" to be dispatched to South America to search for the evil orb. He gave them a new set of commandments, of which if they broke, they'd be sent back to the "jail". They were sent over in groups of ten thousand by plane. Every group of fifty people was given a specific area to search: underwater, on water, on land, and possibly even underground. Every team got a boat, a month's supply of Mountain Dew and other food, and a mini-submarine.

Among the many slaves being sent to South America were Very Evil and Cleff (disguised as a normal human). Very knew that he couldn't break any of the commandments, and he didn't plan to. He simply planned to bend them.


Part 27: Saving(?) the King

Freddy charged through the Atlantians charging their way up the stairs of the palace. Somehow, he'd have to run faster than all of them and beat them to the king's room, and even then, he'd have to fend off against the angry Atlantians to protect the king. Yep. The king was screwed.

Freddy just hoped that the palace had a crudload of stairs or the Atlantians fatigued easily. He liked the latter more, though. Although hope wasn't yet gone. Alas, he could see the end of the stampede of Atlantians! Freddy kept running on, past the guy with the thirty-six inch blade sword, past the guy with the musket, past the guy who was a serial killer...until he was ahead of the entire crowd.

Freddy kept running up four more staircases until he got to a large door... that wouldn't open. He tried turning the doorknob even! And with the mob of Atlantians approaching, it was only a matter of time before...

BOOM! The Atlantians charged full speed at the door, knocking it down. Freddy ran into the room, where the king was signing papers.

"Hello citizens!" said the king, as a guy holding a noose approached him. Freddy ran into the room, took out a sword, and cut the noose in half.

"Don't kill the king!" yelled Freddy.

An Atlantian knocked Freddy into a wall with a sledgehammer. "Free candy," he muttered.

Freddy realized that there was no way that he could defend the king from the oncoming attackers. So he did the only reasonable thing to do: grab the king and jump out the window.

So that's what Freddy did.


Part 28: Bending Da Rules

Very arrived in South America with his team of people, and they all got on a boat. Very sat back and looked at his list of commandments on it:

1. Drink Mountain Dew.
2. You must go to your area as soon as possible (except when drinking Mountain Dew)
3. You must be searching for the evil orb at almost all times, not including eating and drinking Mountain Dew and sleeping times.
4. You cannot keep the evil orb or Evil Gas 5 for yourself. It shall not attempt to fuse with you.

Very realized that commandments three and four only went into effect after commandment two was fulfilled, or else he'd be long gone by now. He also noticed that if he was eating or drinking, he wouldn't have to follow commandment three.

"Interesting," said Very. Very's actual goal was to prevent Wicked from ever getting the evil orb, because if he did get it...well, let's just say history would repeat itself.

Very's plan was to destroy as many ships as possible in South America. And with the help of Mountain Dew, this would certainly be possible. Sure, he could simply steal all the Mountain Dew from the ship in the area where the evil orb was, but blowing up a bunch of boats is simply more haxesome.

Very waited until no one was looking, and then he stuck one of his portable time bombs (that he had conveniently in his pocket) to a wall. He set the time for it to explode for five minutes. Very stuffed a backpack full of Mountain Dew before diving into the water...while drinking Mountain Dew.


Part 29: Falling, Landing, and Running

Of course, while to Freddy it may have seemed like a good idea at the time to dive at the king and jump out the window with him, it actually wasn't in reality. No, actually, this was the stupidest idea since monkeycheese. Stupid munkycheez.

"ARGBL!" screamed the king, as he and Freddy fell. "Why the heck did you grab me and jump out the window?!"

"Shut up!" yelled Freddy. "You're stretching the time until I have to do something to stop us from dying," yelled Freddy as the ground and iminent death came closer.

When Freddy couldn't think of an idea on how to save himself and the king, he began to attempt to think of one to just save himself. He eventually decided to just grab the king and use him to break the fall. Of course, that would defeat the entire purpose of why he climbed up the tower in the first place, but he wanted to live, man. So that's what he did, and Freddy lived.

Somehow, though, the king also survived falling two stories. He miraculously got up off the ground and said, "Ow. That somewhat hurt."

The Atlantians looked out the broken window then, and seeing the living king, they jumped out too.

"We have to run! C'mon! Let's go!" yelled Freddy, beginning to begin to run. The Atlantians chased on after them, following them into a creepy forest...in Atlantis.

"Where's your 12-gauge?" asked the king.

"What?" responded Freddy. "I don't have a 12-gauge! I wish, though."

"Well then, catch!" said the king, tossing Freddy a shotgun. "And defend me!" After the king said this, he began moving slowly and only looked forward, seeming to be completely unaware of the attackers.

"This is gonna suck," said Freddy.


Part 30: Blowing Stuff Up

Very swam through the water toward where he knew the evil orb to be, avoiding sharks, piranhas, and Loch Ness Monsters with ease. He took on land, sea, and air to get to his destination, and along the way, he blew up any boats he saw...all while drinking Mountain Dew.

And then he made it. Yeah, somehow it's possible to swim hundreds of miles in a matter of hours.

Very staked out on the side of the river, where he could see any boat coming near from a mile away. So all he had left to do now was drink Mountain Dew.

Around half an hour later, he saw the boat approaching. Very dove into the water and swam to it, swimming against the current like a natural Chuck Norris. Very was luckily able to make it on the boat undetected.

As Very set the time bomb, however, he overheard a guy on the boat saying, "OMG! The meter says there's a ton of evil gas located below. Deploy the submarine!"

*Crud!* thought Very. He didn't plan on destroying a submarine. In an attempt to destroy both the boat and the submarine, Very set the time bomb to blow up in two seconds. Then he jumped.

Haxesome explosion.


Part 31: Escort to Nowhere

The oncoming Atlantians charged at the king, either trying to shoot his head off, hit him with a stick, or throw a fork in the back of his head. Luckily though, almost none of the king's blood was shed. Just a little coming out of his eye because of the fork in it.

Freddy mostly hid behind a tree and fired his 12-gauge randomly at the attackers. This method...was bad...but it kept the king alive. Although Freddy ran into a problem...

"How do you reload this thing?" Freddy yelled to the king. When the king ignored him, an Atlantian came over and helped. "Thanks," said Freddy to the Atlantian after he loaded it. Freddy proceeded to shoot the guy in the foot.

Freddy began firing the shotgun again, but it still didn't do much good. The king was moving so slow, and there were so many Atlantians. Of course, the king was in his own little dream world. (One where snails talked and drove cars. They were all beeping their horns at him and telling him to go faster.)

Freddy really only had one good option. Freddy picked up the king and ran. He zig-zagged through trees, jumped over tiny cliffs and rivers, and eventually hid in a large tree. The Atlantians lost sight of the king. They were safe.


Part 32: Takeover

Anti-Evil Inc. was weak. Many of the workers refused to worship Wicked and Really, and of those, many were actually evil. Big Daddy dealed out the lasers to everyone a few minutes before the attack. "Remember," said Big Daddy. "Take out the big guys and the rest will surely fall." He was referring to their plan, which said to take out Guy and Buddy, located on the top floor. Since there were only five elevators, many would have to take the stairs.

After a few minutes, Big Daddy and Big Tony got into an elevator. Them two alone almost succeeded the elevator's weight limit.

The two arrived on the highest floor, which was really just one ABSOLUTELY HUGE room with elevators and stairs on one end, and a desk on the other. Big Tony and Big Daddy walked across the room to Guy and Buddy's desk.

"Hello Guy," said Big Daddy.

"Hello Buddy," said Big Tony.

They each took out a laser. "Bye bye," said Big Daddy, and both of them got out a laser gun. Guy and Buddy stood up and toppled the desk over, it falling on the Bigs.

"Run, Buddy," yelled Guy, as he took out a LazorSord and swung it at the Bigs. Buddy ran to the stairs, but he was trampled as a crudload of ebil people ran out of the stairs.

"No fwiggin' way," said Guy, seeing the reinforcements. Big Tony fired at Guy seconds after, but he blocked it with his LazorSord.

"You can't take my company," said Guy. "The police will just..."

"The police are gone, brotha," said Big Tony. "Now, dad, how should we kill him?"

"What?" gasped Guy in horror. "No! I don't want to die!"

"How 'bout we chuck 'im out da window," said Big Daddy.

The many evillers came over to Guy and attempted to pick him up, but Guy pointed his sword at them. "Stay back," he said. "Stay back...or else."

The evillers laughed. All eight of them took out a laser at the same time and fired at the same time. There was no way Guy could block it. He was knocked out cold.

The evillers picked him up and chucked him out the window. Guy fell two-hundred sixteen stories.


Part 33: Evil Orb Found

Unfortunately, Very's bomb had not destroyed the submarine, and Very was not really good at diving down underwater and attacking while not breathing.

But Very finally summed up the courage to do so. And right when he was about to dive underwater, the submarine surfaced. "Crudules," said Very. He latched onto the submarine and looked into the glass to see the submarine was empty...except for the evil orb. Very punched through the glass and grabbed it. Then, he swam away... all while drinking Mountain Dew.

Very got back to shore and now wondered how he was gonna get back to the U.S.

Of course, Very realized it was much smarter to hide the orb where no one would ever find it. So he could dig a hole or something and bury it. But no...that wouldn't work. Very trotted on through the woodsy jungle, looking around for a place to hide it. Very knew Wicked would search every inch of South America for the orb, so... he'd hide it on a different continent!

Very came to a river he had to cross, so he jumped in the water with the evil orb in one hand, a Mountain Dew in the other. He swam to shore on the other side, but right before he was about to go back into the woods, Very felt a sharp object hit his neck. Very was knocked out.


Part 34: Under the Atlantian King's Rules

After a few minutes of silence, Freddy thought it was safe to talk. "I think we're safe," Freddy said.

"Right," said the king. "I'm scared I'll lose some money because of this. My profits don't..."

"You do realize that you could've easily died back there, right?" asked Freddy.

"My advisors tell me death doesn't exist," said the king.

After facepalming, Freddy said, "I'm going back to the city. Stay here unless you're attacked by assassins."

Freddy stepped out of the tree hollow and ran stealthily through the woods to get back to the city. He looked out at it from behind a barrel.

The Atlantian King hovered above all the citizens. "The...king...is...dead!" he lied.

All the citizens cheered, or at least until they began to shout, "Free candy! Free candy!" over and over again. The Atlantian King's grin disappeared.

"You'll get it," assured the king. "But first... I need to become the king!"

The citizens began to cheer again, and the Atlantian King flew through the broken glass and into the king's palace.

"Crud," said Freddy. Defeating the King now would be a lot harder than keeping the real king alive. No... now he'd have to destroy the Atlantian King forever.


Part 35: Evil Orb Lost

Very awoke in a boat looking up at the sky, with the evil orb not in hand. He got up and realized he had handcuffs on.

A man on the boat saw Very get up, and he approached him. "Hey funny boy," said the guy in a deep voice. "Where'd you find that there evil orb?"

"Yeah, funny guy," said a voice sounding a lot like Cleff. Very looked over at the guy to see he looked like Cleff also. "What'cha doin' outta your squad, Very funny guy?"

"Where's the evil orb! Tell me!" shouted Very.

"It's been delivered to Really's special jet," said the deep-voiced guy. "Afterward, Wicked and Really took our commandments out of effect. We were given strict orders by them to throw you over a waterfall."

"No, you won't," said Very.

"Why not?" asked deep-voice.

Very ran to Cleff and said, "Fly! Fly! Save me, Cleff-person!"

The person who looked like Cleff wasn't really him and punched Very in the face. Very was knocked back into the water with handcuffs still on. Very attempted to swim with his feet, but he couldn't, so he just stood up in the three foot deep water and ran to shore.

He ran and he ran, and then...he heard airplane sounds. Very ran toward them... and there was Really inside a jet with the evil orb in a jar in the seat next to him. He was about to take off.

Very ran as quick as he could to catch it before it flew away, but it was already inching forward slightly. Err...really rolling forward at ten-thirty miles per hour. Very grabbed onto the back of the jet right before it took off.

Part 36: Taking Out the Big Guy

Freddy walked into the center of the city, still holding the 12-gauge. "Hey citizens," he called out from the center, "ever wonder why the Atlantian King hasn't given you people candy yet?"

Many citizens looked over at Freddy. One called, "Why?"

Freddy answered him. "Because he's not gonna give you any candy ever!"

Seconds after Freddy said this, the Atlantian King hovered above all the citizens, holding a bag labeled "Candy" above his head. "Just have to...um...sweeten the candy now," said the King, who then began to fly toward the palace. Freddy fired at him. The shotgun pellets hit him and the bag, and the Atlantian King came down, hitting the ground hard. The bag also came open, revealing that inside the bag were only a few bricks.

"You can't kill off a character with a gun," said the Atlantian King on the ground, bleeding from the bullet hole in him. "Only from swords, explosions, and other haxesome things can you win."

Freddy took out the sword he had. "You know... I think you're right." Freddy rose the sword above his head, eying the Atlantian King's neck. "Stand back, citizens," Freddy said, for the Atlantians were forming a tight circle around the scene.

Freddy swung down on the Atlantian King's neck, but the king suddenly jumped up and swung at Freddy out of no where. Freddy blocked it and swung at the King's fin. The King hovered over this, taking a swing at Freddy's head, but Freddy ducked and rolled backward. The King moved closer and began swinging with fury at Freddy. Freddy blocked each swing while stepping backward because the King was constantly walking toward him.

Freddy realized the pointlessness of just blocking sword swings, so he turned around and climbed onto a citizen's house. The King swung at him from the ground as he climbed up it, but Freddy dodged the swings and climbed on top of the roof. The King hovered up there as well seconds later, attempting to take Freddy's head off with a sword swing. Freddy dodged it and then took a swing of his own at the King. It hit him, causing the King to lose balance and fall off the roof. The King hit the ground once again.

Freddy looked down at the King. He saw his chest moving up and down still. He was still alive.

Freddy jumped off the roof of the house with his sword pointing down, it about to stab the injured King. But at the last moment, the Atlantian King got up and moved out of the way, causing Freddy to slam into the ground. An instant later, a blade was slamming down on Freddy. Freddy rolled out of the way, got up, and realized he was standing right next to a very randomly placed flammable barrel.

Seconds later, the King charged at him. The King swung with all his might at Freddy. Freddy jumped over the sword as it impaled the flammable barrel. Things exploded.


Part 37: The Ride Back

Very was flying at full speed on the back of a jet, the only thing keeping him on it being his might. Very slowly crawled from the back of it to the front, despite the enormous wind resistance. Then, he kicked his way through the jet's windshield, his foot also hitting Really's head.

Very climbed in the jet, and there it was: the Evil Orb. Very smashed the glass jar it was in and put it in his pocket.

"Very," said Really, "I'm sorry, but that orb belongs to Wicked."

Very went unconscious as the glass Mountain Dew bottle was smashed over his head.


Part 38: Cleff's Convenient Arrival

Freddy was knocked back pretty far by the explosion, but at least he lived. The Atlantian King didn't. His crown slid on the ground over to Freddy, who picked it up and looked at it. There was a black diamond on it, which Freddy felt himself strangely wanting. He took the diamond off of the crown and examined it. Inscribed was "Il morto vivo." Freddy slid it into his pocket, where the light orb also was.

Less than three minutes later, Cleff arrived, saying, "Really has the evil orb! We gots ta go!" Freddy thought so also, saying, "That was extremely convenient!" Seconds later, they disappeared.


Part 39: Power to Wicked

Very awoke tied to a chair in the main chamber of the castle. He looked up to see Wicked staring right at him, with Really next to him, who was holding a jar with the evil orb in it.

"Hello Very," said Wicked. "Are you ready to see me become the most powerful being on Earth?"

"No!" cried Very. "Do you not understand what the evil orb does to..."

"Good," said Wicked. He turned to Really. "Open the jar."

Very shook in his chair, trying to untie the rope, but it was no use. In response to this, Wicked said to Very, "Son, if you didn't want this to happen, you should have stuck with me."

And at that exact moment, Cleff and Freddy arrived.


Part 40: Finale in the Castle

"Erg...this is a joke!" yelled Wicked, taking out a sword and marching over to Cleff and Freddy.

"Yeah, how the crap are you two alive?" asked Very.

"Wait...Very!" said an amazed Freddy. "I thought you died when I blew up your helicopter!"

"WAIT! YOU DID THAT!?" Very was angry. So angry that his normal strength doubled. Tripled even. The rope and chair snapped, as if there was a bomb that had just exploded in that chair. Which there was: Very.

Very charged at Freddy, giving him only enough time to take out a sword. Before he could swing, however, he was rammed into a wall. So hard did Very ram, in fact, that Freddy got stuck in the waaaaaaaaaall. While he was, Very stole Freddy's sword.

Very came to his senses then and remembered why he was here: to stop Wicked. He turned toward him and charged, for he was holding the evil orb, attempting to fuse himself with it. Very cut across his chest, causing Wicked to drop the orb. Very grabbed it.

At the same time, Freddy got out of the wall and asked Cleff for a sword. Cleff gave him one and took out one for himself.

Very was trying to escape with the evil orb. Cleff and Freddy assumed he was gonna try to use it, while Really and Wicked just wanted it back, so Very found himself surrounded with four swords pointed at his neck. "Come on," said Very. "You don't want to kill me!"

"Yeah we do," said Freddy, and three swords tried to behead Very at the same time. Very ducked under them and afterward rolled away from the four and ran out the large door. Cleff, Freddy, Wicked, and Really all followed him into the dark castle.

Very twisted and turned through the castle, trying to lose them, but he couldn't. Suddenly Very saw a sword flying right at him...from behind. Very dodged it by ducking, but he tripped over it less than seconds later.

Very slipped the evil orb into his pocket and grabbed the sword as he got up. He was now dual-wielding swords.

One of them (for Very wasn't sure who) swung their sword at Very, but Very blocked it. Then out of the darkness came another sword, which Very also blocked. But another swing came, and Very had to unblock one of the swords to block the oncoming one. Very continued to have to do this for a while until he finally managed to roll away.

Very began to run again, this time into a room slightly lit through a window. The other four ran into the room and Freddy cried, "Block the exits!"

Wicked and Really quickly ran past Very and guarded an exit. Behind him, Cleff and Freddy guarded a way out of the room. As Very ran toward it, all four of the others chased after Very once again.

On the other side of this door, Very found a spiral staircase. Very began to climb it as Freddy came into the room. Freddy attacked Very with his sword as Very attempted to climb the staircase. Very blocked the sword, but Freddy was able to climb much faster than Very. He swung at Very, who was now climbing the staircase backwards in order to easily defend himself. This also, however, caused Very to miss a step, making him fall. While he was down, Freddy cut Very, but at the same time, Very kicked Freddy down the stairs.

Very got back up and climbed to the top of the staircase. He went through a trapdoor in the ceiling and was now standing on the highest tower of the castle. "Crippin' crap," said Very, and seconds later, Freddy, Really, Wicked, and Cleff were standing there also.

All four of them pointed their swords at Very, Freddy knocking a hit at Very's hand, making his sword fly up into the air and off the tower. "Wait," said Very. "Why are you two attacking me, Cleff and Freddy? I'm not trying to use the evil orb! I'm trying to protect it from those two!" Very pointed to Really and Wicked with his sword. "And those two are my own friends and/or family by the way."

Wicked stepped forward. "You're dying," he said coldly. "Here and now." Very backed away from him until he was standing at the edge of the tower.

Very took out the evil orb from his pocket. "I'll toss it off!" he threatened.

"And what?" questioned Wicked. "I'll just search for it later...when you've been taken care of!"

Very swung his sword at Wicked, trying to keep him away. "Oh, so you want to duel?" asked Wicked. "Then let's duel!"


Part 41: Duel on the Edge of Time...Er...Wait...No

"Wait!" said Very.

"No!" said Wicked in an attempt to decapitate Very.

"Er...Cleff, Freddy, Really?" said Very. "A little help?"

"No," answered Cleff, Freddy, and Really in unison.

Very swung at Wicked, but Wicked blocked it, swinging at Very. He blocked it as Wicked swung again, and again, and again! His hands moved as fast as lightning, and Very only had just enough time to match his movements.

When Very finally got a chance, he swung, but...Wicked backflipped over the swing! Wicked landed and kicked Very's sword in the air, leaving Very defenseless.

"Now..." said Wicked, catching Very's sword. "Give up the evil orb or I'll chop your hand off!"

"No!...GAH!"

Very saw a flash of silver, and then felt intense pain. Very looked down at the ground, and there was his hand, and in its palm, the evil orb. Wicked pick it up, snatched the evil orb from it, and tossed the hand off the tower.

"And now..." said Wicked. "You die!"

Very considered his options. He could attempt to dodge a sword while trying to steal back the evil orb with only one hand, or he could jump off the tower and hope Cleff would save him.

Very jumped, yelling, "Save me, Cleff!" As he fell, he stared at his hand and hoped the impact into the ground wouldn't hurt as much as the bleeding hole where his left hand used to be.

Before he hit the ground, however, Very felt himself slowing down in momentum and a hand on his back. Very looked around to see Cleff (also holding Freddy) had saved him.

One second later, Very passed out.


Part 42! The Orb Activated

Wicked sat in a chair, holding the evil orb, in the main room. "I don't get it!" said Wicked to Really. "It's not fusing with me!" Wicked held it for around a minute before saying, "Would you hold it for a second? I gotta get some Mountain Dew."

Wicked gave Really the orb and began to walk away, but he didn't walk far. Just seconds after Wicked gave Really the evil orb, the orb sunk into Really's skin.

"What!?" said Wicked. "No! It's supposed to fuse with me!"

Smoke began to appear around Really, and a ghostly figure was forced out of Really's own body... Really's soul. A dark figure came out of Really's mouth - a flying skeleton head - and swarmed around Really's soul. Really's soul attempted to go back in its body, but he was stabbed by the skeleton head with a ghostly spear. After that, all the smoke and souls disappeared. Really was now simply standing there, but with an evil look in his eye.

"Really?" said Wicked.

The last thing Wicked heard was the cocking of a gun and the firing of a pistol.


Part 43: Abandoned Castle

The next day, the military sent in a squadron of thirty people into the castle. They freed all those in the large prison room, but Really was no where to be found. So the CIA accessed the flight data and Really's name showed up in the database... for a flight to Antarctica. Very...er...acquired this information when Cleff and friends realized Wicked was dead and Really was gone.

"Maybe his hideout is in Antarctica," suggested Freddy.

"No," said Very. "It's a clever trap, though. The thing is, he wants Evil Gas 5. South America is too risky, so..."

"He's in New York," interrupted Freddy. "His hideout is Evil Inc."

"...Evil...Inc.?"


Part 44: Power Against Evil

Really walked into the rocket boots store and walked up to Steve. "Hello," said Really. "May you hold out your hand?"

Steve did so, but asked, "Why?"

Really stabbed a knife into Steve's hand.

"GAH!" cried Steve in pain. He attempted to punch Really in the head with the other hand, but Really dodged it. Really took out a jar and put it under Steve's hand.

"Heal it with your powers," ordered Really.

"No!" resisted Steve, obviously in pain.

"Ha!" said Really. "Do you want to suffer?"

The knife in Steve's hand began to float up into the air, and Steve was free from the knife. He clutched his hand tightly as he immediately healed it, and the knife flew right at Really. However, before it could hit Really, he chucked a knife at Steve's face. The floating knife fell to the ground and Really picked it up. He had Steve's blood.


Part 45: Big Tony at the Door

Cleff, Freddy, and Very approached the main door to Evil Inc., where Big Tony was standing guard.

"Cleff, can't you like, just knock him out?" asked Freddy.

"No," said Cleff.

"You do realize who you're talking to, right Freddy?" said Very. "Look, I'll take care of Big Tony."

Very began to walk forward, but Freddy said, "How do I know you won't double-cross us?"

"Because I'm not an idiot," said Very. "I'll betray you once the evil orb is gone forever."

"Fine," said Freddy. "Take care of him."

Very walked over to Big Tony. "Really said you're one of the people to shoot on sight," said Big Tony.

Very dodged a bullet and took out a sword. "Guns are for suckers!" he said.

Big Tony ran inside the building as Very began swinging at him. Big Tony jumped behind the counter and loaded a machine gun.

Very dove behind a conveniently placed knocked over table to dodge the dozens of bullets. When Big Tony had to reload, Very tossed his sword at Big Tony's head, but the sword got stuck in the wall above Big Tony. Very ran out from the table and quickly jumped over the counter, grabbing the sword in the wall. He landed on Big Tony, who he cut with the sword. Big Tony was unconscious.


Part 46: The Elevator Fight

Cleff and Freddy came in the building seeing the shooting had ceased, and Very, Cleff, and Freddy went into the elevator. "Wouldn't it have been safer to take the stairs?" asked Freddy.

Cleff and Very looked at him as if he were an olympic athlete. "Well, we could have flew," said Freddy.

"Who can fly?" asked Cleff.

Very punched Cleff as Cleff pushed the button to go up.

The three were making rapid progress up the building, but on floor 34, the elevator came to a halt, and the doors opened. Big Daddy and two henchmen walked in. "Say bye bye to your lives," said Big Daddy, putting on spiked gloves.

Big Daddy tried to punch Very as the door closed behind them. Very dodged it, and next tried to punch Big Daddy in the face with his left fist, but he didn't have one!

"Har!" laughed Big Daddy. "You lost your fist!"

Big Daddy slammed Very in the face, knocking him back into the elevator's wall. Very felt extreme pain in his face, but he got right back up.

Meanwhile, a foot away, Freddy and Cleff were pwning up the henchmen. Cleff's was already unconscious, while Freddy's became unconscious once he slammed his head into the other henchman.

Very picked up one of the henchmen as Big Daddy threw another punch, and he used the henchman as a shield. Although, he had to drop the henchman afterward in order to punch Big Daddy. He did, but Big Daddy didn't even flinch. He proceeded to punch Very back into the wall.

Suddenly, a ding came from the elevator. They were on the top floor. Before anyone could do anything, the doors opened, Big Daddy stepped out, and the elevator began to fall.


Part 47: Falling Elevator

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed stupid Cleff.

"What's going on?" inquired Freddy.

"Someone cut the elevator rope," said Very. "We're falling to our deaths."

"Oh," said Freddy. "Um, can't we just fly out the ceiling?"

"Yeah, like flying's possible," said Cleff sarcastically.

"If you kill us because you're a retard, I will...um...skin you alive?" threatened Freddy.    Weakly.

Very got up and said, "Don't worry, we can let Cleff fall to his death. All we have to do is make a hole in the elevator ceiling and jump onto the shaft wall."

Freddy immediately took out a sword and slammed it into the ceiling. He quickly cut a hole in the ceiling, which flew upward as soon as it separated from the elevator. Freddy climbed out of the elevator via the hole he made and stood up on top of the elevator. Jumping onto the shaft wall would hurt/take a lot of courage.

Very climbed up behind him. "Take this plunger I just happened to have which can help you stick to the wall," said Very, holding two plungers and giving one to Freddy.

Very and Freddy both jumped at the same time, sticking to the wall. Not a split second later was there a crash of elevator mess.

"I swear Cleff better've lived so I don't have to climb this," said Freddy, hanging on his plunger.

Seconds later, Cleff climbed out of the mess of elevator and said, "That was fun!"

Freddy let go and fell down to Cleff. "Hey Cleff, I'll give you five-hundred dollars if you fly me and Very to the top of the shaft," lied Freddy.

Cleff obeyed.


Part 48: Steve's Blood

Really put a sample of Steve's blood under a microscope and studied it next to his own blood. He found a major difference immediately. Steve's blood was filled with red blood cells that traveled at supersonic speeds. Really studied his own and found that he just might be able to take a cell and put it in him, and in a matter of hours, he'd have superpowers.

Really put a sample of the blood in a syringe and injected the blood into his arm. Due to asexual reproduction, he'd have superpowers in approximately three hours.

Really sat back and waited. A few minutes passed and Big Daddy came rushing into the room. "Really!" he yelled. "Cleff, Very, and Freddy arrived, but I took care of them."

Seconds later, Big Tony came in the room, panting heavily.

"What'd ya do, run up 253 stories or something?" asked Really to Big Tony.

"...Yes," replied Big Tony. "But Cleff, Very, and Freddy are here!"

"Yeah, I know," said Really.

"All right, so where's our ten grand you owe us?" asked Big Tony.

"I don't owe you anything," said Really.

"But..." argued Big Tony.

"Everyone will be dead in three hours," said Really, smiling. "Including you two."

Big Tony and Big Daddy both took out guns. "We'll shoot you," said Big Daddy.

"Directly below your feet, 253 stories down is a shark tank," said Really to the two Bigs. "How do you get there? You fall."

Two trapdoors opened from beneath Big Tony's and Big Daddy's feet.


Part 49: Really Bad

Very, Cleff, and Freddy came bursting in the room just seconds after the Bigs fell out of it.

"So...you're not dead," said Really. "Well, you will be soon."

Really grabbed a handgun from his desk. "Hey!" said Cleff, but him, Very, and Freddy were shot a second later.

"Cleff!" screamed Freddy, falling to the ground and clutching his wound. "Don't be an idiot and heal us!"

Cleff thought about the meaning of this, especially listening to words like "be" and "and" and "heal". What did heal mean? Oh, right, it meant to not let Very and Freddy die slow deaths. Then he realized: *Oh, crap! I've been shot!* Cleff quickly healed himself, and accidentally Very and Freddy.


Part 50: Shark Tank

Big Daddy and Big Tony fell...and fell...and fell. They weren't screaming, but they just accepted their deaths. If the fall didn't kill them, the sharks would.

Now, the thing is, Big Tony and Big Daddy are so fat that their fat acts as a cushion. When they hit the water, their blubber allowed them to live. Of course, there were still the sharks to kill them.

Big Tony and Big Daddy began to rapidly swim away from where they landed. Big Tony looked down and saw a shark swimming beneath him. It got closer to him, and closer... But it didn't eat him because he wasn't hungry. Same with all the other sharks. After about an hour of really slow swimming, Big Tony and Big Daddy climbed out of the shark tank that had a radius of five feet.


Part 51: Really Bad Finale

Very, Cleff, and Freddy all charged at Really. Really tried shooting them, but Cleff healed those who were shot. As Freddy charged, he yelled, "Remember that the only way to kill off a good character is through swords and explosions and haxesome stuff, not guns!"

Now the three were right in front of Really, and Very punched him across the face. Really fell to the ground, feeling blood bleed from his lips. Suddenly, he felt it healing itself. He was gaining his powers.

Really stood up as Freddy took out a white orb, and without thinking anything, Really punched Freddy as hard as he could. Freddy flew across the room and landed on the floor unconscious.

"The light orb!" shouted Very. "He still has it? Because it's the simplest way to defeat Really!"

Very ran to Freddy's unconscious body as Really began to fly. Very grabbed the light orb and turned around to fuse it with Really, but he wasn't there. Very looked up though, and Really was above him! He ran as Really attempted to slam down on him from above. He missed Really, so he went back in the air over Freddy and slammed down, but right before he hit Freddy, Cleff jumped into the air and mid-air tackled Really.

Cleff and Really began to fight while Very attempted to sneak up behind Really with the light orb. However, before he could get close, Really jumped up high into the air and attempted to strike Very with lightning. Very barely dodged it.

When Really landed, he punched Cleff across the room. After doing so, he laughed, "Ha! You people are a waste of my time! This is pathet-" but Really didn't finish the last word because Cleff had jumped at Really, tackled him, and sent him and himself out a window, breaking it and causing them to fall.

Cleff and Really fought with punches and kicks in air, but Really grabbed Cleff and slammed him into the ground. They began to fight on the street they landed on.

Meanwhile, Big Tony and Big Daddy had somehow managed to climb up all those stairs. Somehow. Big Tony and Big Daddy walked over to Very, who was looking out a broken window. "Don't...kil me?" said Very.

"Don't worry," said Big Daddy. "Now where's Really?"

"Down there," said Very, pointing out the window.

Big Tony set up a sniper and aimed it at Really. Right before he was gonna fire, though, Very shouted, "No! Don't shoot him!" Very kicked the sniper right as it fired. The bullet instead hit an office building, rather than Really.

"What're you doing?!" shouted Big Tony. "Everything could've been over just then!"

"Really used to be my friend...a long time ago...and I don't want him to die," said Very. "Killing him would be just plain evil!"

And then Very did a very stupid thing: he grabbed the sniper and jumped out the window, leaving Freddy, Big Tony, and Big Daddy alone.

As Very fell, Cleff and Really were fighting furiously with whatever possible. Really attempted to hit Cleff in the face with a fire hydrant, but Cleff dodged it and swung at Really with a medieval chain that Cleff just happened to find on the ground...yeah.

Suddenly, a bullet from above rushed past Cleff's face. Cleff looked up to see Very, falling to his death. Cleff thought that was kind of cool, and went back to making blood come out of Really, but then he realized that Very might die. So Cleff turned part of the ground into a trampoline before making blood come out of Really.

Very landed on the trampoline, bouncing back up into the air and coming back down. While this was going on, Really tried to run, utilizing his current powers as much as possible. Cleff, however, poofed himself next to Really and grabbed him, but Really shocked electricity throughout his body, temporarily paralyzing Cleff. Really began to run again, trying to get lost in the city.

Very saw this, and he knew he needed to act quickly. He felt his pocket to make sure the light orb was there, and afterward transformed into the


Part 52: Flaming Fly-Loser

Very threw fire in front of Really and hardened it, attempting to obstruct Really's path, but Really charged right through it. So Very instead made fire appear at his feet and hardened it in order to do the overused slide-fly. This excelled him to the speed needed to catch up with Really. Very jumped off the rock he was sliding on once he caught up with Really and tackled Really.

Really threw Very off of him and began running again, but Very made a ring of fire around him and Really. Afterward he made a fire spread from his hand and go to Really, making him on fire, which he then hardened. Really was now locked in Very's own rock sledgehammer. He slammed Really into the ground as hard as he could, knocking Really senseless for a small amount of time. The rock around Really cracked and broke, so Very dropped the rock-hammer and walked over to Really, changing out of Flaming Fly-Loser mode also.

Very removed the broken rock from on Really's chest and took out the light orb. This was it. The pure evil of the orb could be gone forever. But before Very could stick the orb in Really's chest, Really began to talk...while unconscious.

A deep voice that sounded nothing like Really boomed, "So we meet again, old sage."

"For the last time," said the Great Sage's voice from a vibrating light orb.

"Ha!" laughed the evil noise coming from Really's mouth, as Very stuck the light orb in Really's chest, causing all helck to break loose.


Parts 53, 54, and 55: The FINAL Final Battle

Everything to the left of the light orb began to turn lighter, and everything to the right of the evil orb began to darken. The light orb and the evil orb fused together and then exploded, causing the Great Sage and a dark skeleton-like figure to come out of it. In seconds, objects like buildings, streetlights, cars, and every other inanimate object (besides clothes!) began to deteriorate, and every person besides the skeleton and the Great Sage began to get smaller and smaller and smaller.

While everyone was shrinking, the skeleton figure said, "This will be it! The FINAL battle." Everyone shrinking thought what was going on was cliché, but they were the size of ants, so it don't matter.

The Great Sage somehow formed a lightning bolt in his hand and chucked it at the skeleton. It hit it, and some of the darkness began to lighten. But seconds afterward, the skeleton figure took out a ghostly sword and jumped out of the darkness and slammed the sword into the old fat guy / the Great Sage. When it hit him, the world slightly darkened.

"Was that your best shot?" asked the Great Sage. The Great Sage tugged on his beard and waited for the skeleton to attack him again. A few seconds later, the skeleton jumped up into the air and slammed down into the Great Sage again, but the Great Sage threw lightning at the skeleton, making it fly backward.

"Are you going to use anything but lightning?" asked the evil skeleton figure.

Suddenly Cleff grew to normal size and said to the Great Sage, "This is a lame final battle! Lemme show you how it's done!" He put his hand on the Great Sage's head and pushed down to shrink him to invisible size.

"I don't care who you are," said the skeleton figure, "but I'm gonna destroy you anyway!"

The skeleton figure jumped up into the air with its sword and attempted to slam into Cleff with it, possibly cutting his head open. However, Cleff was fast and took out a sword to block the oncoming one. The two swords collided, and Cleff threw the skeleton backward.

"Uh... why are we fighting anyway?" asked Cleff.

The skeleton ignored the question and swung at Cleff. Cleff blocked it, then swung at the skeleton. It made contact, but nothing happened.

"Swords don't hurt bones," said the skeleton, who quickly swung at Cleff. Cleff dodged it and began to think. If swords don't hurt bones, what do? Then he got it: TNT!

Cleff formed TNT in his hand and lit it with his randomly-on-fire tongue. The TNT was lit! With his other hand, Cleff made a huge clamp and clamped the skeleton so he couldn't move. Cleff walked over to the skeleton and put the TNT in the skeleton's mouth. He waited for the explosion, but it didn't come. Instead, the skeleton figure began to breathe fire, breaking free of Cleff's clamp-for-a-hand. Cleff narrowly dodged it by diving to the right.

*This is it! I am ending this!*

After the flamethrower mouth stopped, Cleff jumped up and charged at the skeleton figure. Cleff rose his leg up and kicked the skeleton's face so hard it came off! The skull flew off the body and landed on the ground. At the same time, the darkness began to drain rapidly, and part of the city began to reappear.

Before anything more could happen, the body of the skeleton picked up its skull and put it back on its head. Afterward, blue electricity began to sparkle from each of the skeleton's joints, and the skeleton began to grow larger. "You will know my POWA!" shouted the skeleton, growing fifty feet tall.

"Aah! A cliché!" yelled Cleff, turning around and running away.

The fifty-foot tall skeleton tried to crush Cleff with his foot, but Cleff dove behind a reappearing building. While behind it, Cleff turned his arm into a gigantic cannon and dove out from the reappearing building, aiming the cannon at the skeleton's head. He fired at it, making a gigantic cannonball launch right at the skeleton's face. The cannonball smashed into it, causing the head to break into a million little pieces. With its head gone, the rest of the body just collapsed.

Evil was dead.


Part 56: Back to Normal

After Evil died, the world slowly began to come back into living. The buildings reappeared, the extreme darkness and lightness went away, and the people grew back to their normal sizes. The things that were different once the world was back to normal, though, were that Evil's inanimate bones were still scattered on the ground, and the Great Sage was standing on the sidewalk.

Cleff walked over to an unconscious Really. "Don't worry, he's still alive," said Very, standing over him. "I swear though, you better have killed Evil."

"Don't worry, I'm Cleff," not-answered Cleff, walking away.

Cleff walked with his head down, not watching where he was going, and he accidentally bumped into the Great Sage. Cleff looked up and said, "Hey Sage-y!"

The Great Sage just looked evilly at Cleff and said, "You stole my thunder."


Part 57: Demolition of Castle

Cleff and Freddy stood as close as they could to the caution tape around the castle where the White House was. It was about to be blown to bits with dynamite.

"Hey, where's Bush?" asked Cleff. "Shouldn't he be watching?"

"zO...M...G!!" realized Freddy. He walked over to a construction worker. "Is Bush still inside?"

"Yep!" answered the construction worker cheerfully.

"Yes!" chanted Freddy, and he walked into a porta-potty.

"What!?" said Cleff, outraged. "George Bush is gonna die!?" He looked at everyone around him and said, "I, the crazy lunatic flying, must save him!"

"No!" screamed the throng.

But Cleff was already off to saving Bush.


Part 58: Saving Bush

Cleff ran faster than a chihuahua drinking Mountain Dew through the corridors of the castle. He actually almost crashed into a wall!

Outside, the construction workers unanimously decided that Cleff's life was unimportant. The main guy pushed down the TNT, and things exploded.

Cleff turned down a corridor right as the TNT was pressed down. A second later, the walls on the side of the corridor imploded, making a halljam. Cleff quickly ran down another corridor.

Cleff heard a muffled voice under a layer of explosions. It was George Bush! Cleff ran toward the door as the ceiling collapsed behind him and opened it. Bush was in the middle of the room, on the floor, sucking his thumb while rolling back and forth. "Let's go, Bush!" yelled Cleff.

Out of (almost) nowhere, the ceiling collapsed down and began to fall down on Bush. Cleff saw this in slow motion...becaused he slowed down time. Cleff acted on instinct and jumped in slow motion quickly and dove toward Bush in slow motion. Cleff then realized in slow motion that he wasn't going to save Bush in slow motion, so he moved in regular motion while everything else worked in slow motion. He quickly grabbed Bush and rolled him out of the way, right before the ceiling hit the ground.

"Woah! I'm alive!" said Bush happily as a bunch of stuff exploded around him.

Outside, Freddy had just gotten out of the porta-potty. Seeing that Cleff wasn't around, he walked over to a construction worker and asked, "Did you see a retard with a cape on...ever?"

"Yeah, he went into the exploding building," said the construction worker.

"Oh...crap," replied Freddy.


Part 59: Exploding Building

Cleff and Bush sprinted down the burning hallway of the castle toward the exit, charging through floating debris and leaping over crumbling walls or ceiling that had collapsed onto the ground.

"Wait!" said Bush semi-randomly, eye-spying something shiny down an out-of-the-way hallway. "I see a penny!" Bush began to dash for the penny as Cleff's tiny brain also noticed the penny.

"My penny!" yelled greedy Cleff, and he raced down that hallway for the penny.

Unfortunately, before Cleff or Bush could get to the penny, the walls around it collapsed, causing the penny to become lost in the castle ruins. A piece of the wall though, smaller than a freckle, came off the collapsed stone and flew into Bush's eye.

"Ow!" yelled Bush in pain, putting his hand up to cover his eye. He stood there for a few seconds, covering his eye, but an explosive went off suddenly. The entire castle's ceiling collapsed on Cleff and Bush.

Cleff survived by making himself super strong and super defensive, and the ceiling just fell right on him, then off. Bush however, didn't survive.

A few minutes later, Cleff walked back to Freddy as construction workers cheered on the death of Bush. Freddy was asking one, "Why didn't the explosives all blow up at once?"

The worker replied, "Because Team Rocket Boots planted the explosives. Now if you excuse me, I've got to get some pink frosted donuts before rebuilding the White House."

The worker left and Freddy turned to Cleff. "All right, now why-?" but Freddy was cut off by a rumbling in the ground, coming closer and closer. Freddy turned around to see Frankie's old skyscraper-sized dog, Max.

"Crap, I don't think he even knows Frankie's dead," whispered Freddy to Cleff.

Luckily, Max didn't hear that, and frankly, at the moment MAx didn't really care too much about Frankie. He must've thought he was in a porta-potty or something.

Anyways, Max began to lick Freddy with his massive tongue. Freddy tried to keep his balance as it licked him, but the tongue was stronger than his stance and he fell over, making the black diamond that came off of the King's crown fall out of his pocket. Freddy picked it up and stood up. Taking a look at it, he saw the inscribed words, "Il morto vivo" again.

"Hey, Cleff, do you speak Italian?" asked Freddy.

"I do now," said Cleff, using his superpowers to make him a native speaker of Italian.

"Translate this," requested Freddy, giving Cleff the diamond.

Cleff looked at it, then said, "It says 'Los mortos vivan'."

"Ugh," said Freddy. "In English!"

"Oh right," said Cleff. "It says 'The dead alive'."


Part 60: Back Alive

"Wait, so, can this diamond bring people back alive?" wondered Freddy.

"Eh, probably," said Cleff, eating his fingernails.

"Hey...then why did the Atlantian King have this?" questioned Freddy. "Who could he have brought back alive?"

"Idk," said Cleff, eating his toenails.

"Welt, I don't care!" said Freddy. Then, "Hey, do you think I could bring Frankie back to life with this?"

Cleff suddenly became interested, saying, "Well, there's only one way to find out!" and grabbing the diamond.

"George Dubya Bush!" Cleff said into the diamond, and out of nowhere came millions of sand-like particles that flew around in a circle until they formed the shape of George W. Bush. The sand melted away and Bush was alive again.

"What the crap!" shouted Freddy. "Cleff, you idiot! No one likes Bush! And...gimme that diamond!"

Freddy snatched the diamond away from Cleff and said into it, "Frankie Strands." The sand appeared once again and formed the shape of Frankie. It melted away, and Frankie was alive.

"I'm back!" said Frankie.


Pwnage End...?