Very Evil 9: Turnover (Featuring Wicked Evil) (10/25/07 - 1/25/08)


Part 1: Secret Alien Meeting

Like a really bad simile, a helicopter came out of the darkness of the sky and landed on the roof of a building. Wicked Evil, the father of Very Evil, stepped out of it.

Another man ran over to the helicopter. He asked Wicked, "You have the money?"

Wicked took out five-thousand dollars in cash from his pocket. "Fifty one-hundred dollar bills, rubber-banded up front," Wicked said. "Five-thousand dollars when you tell me what I want, Soccerdude5197."

The man took the money. "I saw them in the sky, the aliens," he said. "They took me up to their ship-"

"Wait, your screen name is really unimaginative!" interrupted Wicked. "I mean, Soccerdude5197?"

"Does my screen name really matter?" asked the guy. "I have very little time."

"Very well," said Wicked.

"So the aliens tested on me!" continued the guy. "And they planted a chip in my brain. I had my gang lord remove it for me, of course, so I investigated the chip. And what I found was this." They guy gave a large booklet to Wicked. "It has how to speak alien and how to contact the aliens in it."

"Thank you," said Wicked, taking the packet. He gave the guy the money as he told him, "Just change your screen name."

Wicked left smiling.


Part 2: Evil Orb

It had been a few weeks since Blood had died and left behind the orb, but scientists still didn't really know what it was. So one day, Cleff, Freddy, and Frankie were called to the American Scientific Research Lab of Science and America of America, or ASRLSAA for short.

"We think the orb is the legendary...Evil Orb," explained Local Scientist Smart. "It is neither solid, liquid, nor gas. It is a mix: a soliquidas. It can absorb into someone's body, making that person evil. The evil orb can only be seen again if that person is murdered. The person will not die unless murdered. He is immune to diseases and...car accidents. And once a person becomes evil, the person is evil until they die."

"So if, let's say, Cleff here gets infected by the orb," asked Frankie, "will he be pretty much as good as dead?"

"He'll be worse than dead," said Local Scientist Smart. "He'll probably kill you all."

"Anyway, legend says that the Evil Orb is made up of four of the five evil gases. Evil Gas One turns one's appearance evil. Like growing fangs, red eyes, that kind of stuff. Evil Gas Two makes a person only care about himself. Evil Gas Two is actually found by putting large amounts of money together. Some people like to call it Rich People Disorder, but we know otherwise. Evil Gas Three makes a person smarter, but in an evil way. Artemis Fowl was infected by this. Evil Gas Four turns a person's mind completely evil. And finally, Evil Gas Five gives a person superpowers. The Evil Orb does not contain this."

"Wait, do I have Evil Gas Five inside me? Because I have superpowers," asked Cleff.

"Yes you do," said Local Scientist Smart. "But if you were, say, infected by the orb, the third gas would cancel out your stupidity, and Evil Gas Five would be dormant inside you."

The four of them came to a door that said, "Top Secret: Do Not Enter". They entered.


Part 3: Destroying the Orb

They entered a room with a large glass wall in it. Behind the glass was the Evil Orb and several scientists wearing masks and protective gear.

"We are about to destroy the orb," said Local Scientist Smart.

"Are you sure you can?" asked Frankie.

"No, but what could happen if we try?" responded Local Scientist Smart.

The scientists behind the glass opened a bottle of green potion. Steam came out of the jar as he opened it, which, instead of floating up toward the ceiling, floated down to the floor. The scientist dropped an incredibly small drop of the potion on the orb, and the orb went boom. And not just a small boom... I mean...

BOOM!!! The ground shook, glass shattered, bodies of the scientists went flying up into the air, and a dense black smoke made it impossible to see a thing. It wasn't a problem for Cleff though. He turned on his see-through smoke vision, and he saw, to his horror:

The Evil Orb hadn't been destroyed.


Part 4: Infected

*Well, maybe if those people couldn't destroy the orb, I can*, thought Cleff. Cleff lunged at the orb and attacked it. It wouldn't die, though. "Why don't you get destroyed!" yelled Cleff to the orb.

Meanwhile, Frankie and Freddy had managed to escape from the lab. "I really hope Cleff doesn't get infected," said Frankie to Freddy.

BOOM!!! The lab exploded! Then, once the smoke cleared, Cleff was there; he had red eyes, fangs, and a villainous stare to him, though.

"SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!" shouted Freddy.

"Run!" shouted Frankie, and Frankie and Freddy ran. Freddy had managed to make it to the woods, but Frankie had been grabbed by Cleff.

"Where is Very Evil!?" he commanded Frankie to tell him.

"I don't know!" said Frankie in fear.

"Tell me, or I bite your head off!" he shouted. "You must have at least a clue!"

"I don't know... his underground lair?" suggested Frankie.

Cleff dropped Frankie. "I'm sparing you because I might need you later," he said.


Part 5: Alien Chatroom

Wicked, after reading through the packet, logged on to [alien].com. The [alien] (welcome) screen came up, and Wicked clicked [alien] (enter). He was taken to an alien chatroom. Wicked registered his account name as [alien]64 and he chatted away. He arranged to be picked up by an alien on 11no, Ge975, which meant the 11th of a month of a year. That was tomorrow.

"[alien]?" (And the price?!?!?one!11!1one?) typed Wicked.

The alien responded in alien language. "One billion getzas."

"ONE BILLION...getzas?" typed Wicked back in alien. "What the pfargtl are those?"

"One billion getzas is equal to ten bucks," typed the alien in alien.

So Wicked paid the alien through Payalien.com (formerly PayPal).


Part 6: Very Evil dies...NOT!

Cleff knew very well where Very Evil's underground lair was: Underground! So Cleff punched the ground and flew in the secret underground tunnels that Very Evil's father had made.


Part 7: Very dies..............................................NOT!

Very sat at his desk in his underground lair, trying to think of an evil plan, but he wasn't able to. Ever since he had joined forces with the good side just a few weeks ago, he was unable to do anything evil. Maybe...maybe...maybe every villain was lemons.

Suddenly, Very heard sounds coming toward him from the tunnels. "Hello?" Very called. "Is anyone there?" Very thought it could be Really, but he thought that wasn't very likely. Maybe...wow...Very couldn't think of anyone else. Wow...his mind needed more cowbell.

Then, out of the shadows came Cleff. He looked different somehow, but...whatever.

Cleff walked over to Very. "Hello Very," he said. Cleff immediately grabbed Very and held him up by his neck. "How did you make superpower juice?" he asked.

"I...used a recipe I created," he said. "It's very complicated, and involves-"

"Make it!" commanded Cleff.

"I can't! There's not a single drop of cookie juice left on Earth!" said Very.

"Well, where else can I find superpower juice?" asked Cleff.

"I don't know, ask the New York scientists!" said Very.

Cleff chucked Very at a wall and left. Very was in incredible pain, but no, he did not not not die. NOT! NOT! Not. NOT!


Part 8: New York Scientists

The scientists of New York were in their lab, trying to figure out how to make dogs talk.

"Maybe if I add a nuclear fission cord to the toxical wire to impose a sound barrier of sorts," suggested one.

But suddenly, there was a loud knock on the door. "It's probably the FBI," said a scientist. "Don't answer it."

When the scientists didn't answer the door, Cleff kicked it down. "Hello, scientists," he said, with an evil smile on his face. "Would you tell me where I can find superpower juice slash Evil Gas 5...or else the TNT I planted in this building will go off?"

"No thanks," said a scientist.

"Ahem...TNT," said Cleff.

"Uh...ahem...that information is of the Class 2 Sector knowledge. You are a Class 0...a citizen," said the scientist.

"Well, if you want to die," said Cleff. He took out a remote with a big red button on it.

"Okay, okay! We'll tell you!" said a scientist.

"No we don't! I want to die!" said a goth scientist.

The scientists ignored the goth. "You can find Evil Gas 5 at places on the Amazon River."

"Excellent," said Cleff, and as soon as he left, he blew up the building. That evil, lying maggot!


Part 9: Lying Low

Cleff knew that if he tried to take a plane/boat/car/train to South America, Frankie and Freddy would find and defeat him. So, he had to come up with a plan. At plan to... kill them.

Cleff looked at a calendar and saw, yes! Friday the 13th wasn't too far away! Cleff knew Freddy Luck was unlucky on the 13th, while Frankie Strands was. So... he'd have to kill them separately. Yes...he'd kill Frankie first, on the twelfth. Then, he'd kill Freddy on the thirteenth! It was a fantastic plan.

First, though, he'd have to lie low for a while...


Part 10: Wicked at Anti-Evil Inc.

Wicked, like Really, Big Tony, and Big Daddy, worked at Anti-Evil Inc. It paid pretty well, they got three breaks a day, and they did get discount products.

Everyday, the four I mentioned earlier would watch monkeys dance... I mean Brawl at lunch break. One day though, Really noticed Wicked wasn't there. The next day at lunch, Really asked Wicked why he wasn't there.

"I'm getting ready to leave this world," said Wicked. "I've made contact with the alien species known as '[alien]'."

"What? What's ha-lee-oo-ah?" asked Really.

"Not ha-lee-oo-ah," said Wicked. "[alien]."

"So how many getzas was it?" asked Really.

"Just a few billion," said Wicked. "But watch this." Wicked took out a walkie-talkie and said into it, "[alien]!"

Immediately, two aliens came crashing through a window. One asked, "[alien]?" (How may we help you?)

Wicked said in alien, "I'd like some coffee." The aliens left and came back with a cup of coffee.

"That is awesome," said Really. "Maybe I can leave with you?"


Part 11: No Clue About Wtpf Is Going On

It was a few days after Cleff had turned evil, and Frankie and Freddy hadn't heard a thing about it at all since then. "It's already the eleventh!" said Frankie. "He could destroy the world and we wouldn't even know it!"

"Well, maybe we should watch the news. They probably know better than us," said Freddy. He turned on the TV.

"Reporting live from New York City, millions are dead..." said the reporter.

"Aha!" said Frankie.

"...in Africa due to starvation because little innocent African boys and girls have no food."

"Ahhhhh..." said Frankie, sad because millions weren't dead because of Cleff.

"But THIS JUST IN!" said the reporter. "Somone was JUST MURDERED!"

"Aha! It's Cleff! He killed a guy!" said Frankie.

"The murderer was none other than Zorro, and he murdered his mom," said the reporter. "Oh, and also, some laboratory exploded, killing some New York scientists. That's all for today."

"Not a peep about Cleff," said Frankie.

"Maybe Zorro murdered Cleff," suggested Freddy.

"Well, we don't want Cleff dead," said Frankie. "We want him de-evilized."

"That's impossible," said Freddy. "Did you hear the scientists?"

"Someone say my name?" asked Kim Possible, jumping out from no where.

"NO!" yelled Frankie and Freddy in unison.

"Well, Very came back to life," said Frankie. "I mean, Dubya and the Great Sage helped, but-"

Frankie wasn't able to finish his sentence, for at that moment, Frankie and Freddy were taken to the Sage Council.


Part 12: No Way to Save Cleff

"Hello," said the Great Sage, combing his long beard with a comb and brown paint that looked a lot like...nevermind. "You mentioned my name, so I summoned you here. So now... WHY DID YOU SAY MY SACRED NAME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?"

"Because...It's awesome," said Freddy.

"Oh...yes...it's too hard to resist," said the Great Sage. "Well, what troubles you, my sons?"

"Is it possible to de-evilize Cleff without killing him if he absorbed the evil orb?" asked Frankie.

"Well... if he absorbed the Evil Orb...no," said the Great Sage. "He's as good as dead. No actually, he's worse than dead."

"Oh...crud," said Frankie. "But you brought Very back after he died..."

"First, that was Dubya, second, the Evil Orb ate Cleff's soul," said the Great Sage.

"It... ate his soul?" questioned Freddy.

"Yes," said the Great Sage.

"But... Cleff can't die," said Frankie. "He... he didn't die in the other stories. Why should he now?"


"Just shut up and go along with the story!" yelled the Narrator, coming into the Sage Council from no where.

"But..." said Freddy.

"It'll have a good ending, I promise," said the Narrator. "Now shut up and go find Steve." The Narrator then left by slamming a revolving door.

"You know, I heard that the Narrator doesn't get wet; the water gets the Narrator," said the Great Sage, proving the Narrator's awesomeness. "Well...uh, be off now."

Freddy and Frankie were taken back to Earth.


Part 13: Steve

"Do you think we should find Steve like the Narrator said?" asked Frankie to Freddy.

"Yeah, why not, I mean, the Narrator can beat me up with one finger," said Freddy. "And he's really smart, and he..."

"STOP ENSLAVING HIM, THE NARRATOR!" shouted Frankie to the sky.

"Okay," said the Narrator, with his pure, awesome voice.

So they went to the store Steve worked at. Steve was working at the counter at the moment, so Frankie and Freddy went up to talk to him.

"How may I help you?" asked Steve.

"The Narrator told us to find you for some reason. Do you know why?" asked Frankie.

"I have no idea what you're talking about," said Steve.

"What do you know about the evil orb?" asked Freddy.

"Oh...that," said Steve. "Come in the back with me, please."


Part 14: Steve's Story

"First, I want to say, if you steal anything, I will hunt you down and shoot you with a crossbow," said Steve to them. Freddy immediately put down the five ton Hershey's bar that he was holding.

"All right...so, you want to know what I know," said Steve. "Well... it all started one day in a flashback," and Frankie, Freddy, and Steve dissolved into a flashback.

Steve was sailing down the Amazon River. The sun was bright, the weather was great, the water was warm, and the waterfalls were miles away. But suddenly, a purple gas began to float over the ship. "What is that?" wondered Steve.

It looked evil and dangerous to him, so he ran from it, but it pursued him. Steve dove behind a crate (that was on his ship for no apparent reason), but the purple mist went right through the crate and absorbed into him. "What is going on?" wondered Steve.

"I woke up the next morning in a witch doctor's house," said Steve to Frankie and Freddy. "He nursed me back to health."

"Wait... what would a sixteen-year-old like you be doing in South America?" asked Frankie.

"Um...well..." started Steve.

"I think I know what he was doing," said Freddy.

"Nevermind what he was doing," said Frankie. "But wait... you absorbed Evil Gas Five?"

"Evil Gas Five?" said Freddy. "Doesn't that give a person superpowers?"

"How do you know I have superpowers?" asked Steve.

"So you do have superpowers!" exclaimed Frankie. "Steve, would you like to go on a journey to save the world?"

"No," said Steve.

"Then we'll just be leaving now..." said Freddy, but Frankie interrupted him.

"That's where Cleff is!" interrupted Frankie. "South America! And Steve... if you just warp us there..."

"Look, I'm not gonna..." started Steve, but Freddy took out a one hundred dollar bill. "I'll do it."

"Just one more thing: Tell my dad I got a scholarship to Yale, all right?" said Frankie.

"You're too young for-" started Steve, but-

"SHUT UP AND JUST DO IT!" interrupted Frankie.


Part 15: The Riverbank

Steve warped the two to some location on the Amazon River's bank. "Oh, and can you tell anyone about my powers, please?" And without getting an answer, he said, "I'd like my pay."

"Your pay? I never said I was going to give you the hundred dollar bill I was holding!" said Freddy.

Steve warped them away without saying a word.

"So where do we go?" asked Freddy.

"Why don't we ask that guy over there?" said Frankie, pointing at a guy with an extremely long beard and hair.

"Do you know where we can find Evil Gas Five?" Frankie asked to the guy.

The man took a newspaper out of his beard and began to hit Frankie with it. "Um...what are you doing?" asked Frankie.

"Thy who asks for gas shall get smacked by thy old guy with thy newspaper," said the guy.

Frankie ran away from the guy. "What about that boat over there?" suggested Freddy, pointing to a boat docked to a dock on the river's side.

The two walked onto the boat and some guy greeted them, saying, "Welcome to my boat! I will be your captain, Captain Dän!"

"Uh...isn't that German, not South American?" said Freddy.

"Well... Dän is an awesome name," said Dän. "So, it's half a sand dollar to ride. Are you coming?"

Freddy, because he's lucky, found a sand dollar on the dock and gave it to Dän. "AND... WE... ARE... OFF!" shouted Dän, and the boat started going 1.5 miles per hour down the river.


Part 16: The Boat

The boat was rather large; it had a captain's room, a room with a bed and a refrigerator, a bathroom, and another bathroom, and a bathroom with two toilets, and a bathroom with a toilet in the shower, and a bathroom with dead bodies with their heads in the toilets. "How'd they die?" asked Freddy to Dän.

"Well, the toilets come alive at night and eat and kill anyone and everyone on the boat," explained Dän. "That's why I don't sleep on this boat."

"Right...so...do you know where to find Evil Gas Five?" Frankie asked to Dän. Dän took a newspaper out of his pocket and began to hit Frankie with it.

"Why are you people hitting me?" wondered Frankie.

"Look Dän," said Freddy, "we need to stop evil from happening! Take us to Evil Gas Five!"

"All right," said Dän, putting the newspaper back into his hair. "But Evil Gas Five migrates around the river. You have to get extremely lucky to find it. So...I guess I'll just sail to the hotel that I want to stay at tonight, all right?"

"Yeah, that's fine," said Freddy.

And so...they...were...off.


Part 17: Teh Alein0r5 lulz

Really and Wicked stood at the top of Anti-Evil Inc on Wednesday the eleventh. It was 10:59, and Wicked had agreed to meet the aliens at eleven o'clock. "Did you [alien] (study) alien?" Wicked asked to Really.

"What?" said Really. "I have no clue what you just said there. I mean... it was like you were speaking in alien!"

Wicked's clock alarm went off. It was now eleven o'clock. Wicked and Really continued to wait for the aliens. They waited until eleven o'clock and two seconds, when they considered that maybe the aliens weren't coming.

"Maybe they aren't coming," said Wicked.

"Um...it's five seconds after eleven o'clock. They'll be here any second," said Really.

"Well-" started Wicked, but he was interrupted by a flying saucer flying over them at 5,000 miles per hour, sucking them up into their ship in one millisecond and them appearing in front of the aliens.

"[alien] (Hello)," said an alien. "[alien]? (What do you want us to do?)"

"We want to rule the planet Earth," Really said to them in alien.

The aliens in front of them, which there must have been at least fifty of them, thought carefully about the request. After several moments of thought, the alien leader stepped forward and said in fluent English, "We will help you if you help us obliterate the E.T.'s."

"Whoa!" said Really. "I just understood that! Is there like...like...like a Babel Fish in my ear?"

"We'll do it," said Wicked, ignoring Really.


Part 18: The Hunter Begins

It was now Thursday the twelfth. Cleff would kill Frankie tonight, so, to make sure that his plan was running smoothly, he paid a visit to Frankie's house while he thought Frankie was at school.

Cleff rang the doorbell to Frankie's house, and Frankie's dad answered the door. "What do you want?" he said, holding a cup of coffee in one hand and a newspaper in the other.

"Is Frankie at school right now?" Cleff asked.

"No," said Frankie's dad.

"No?" said Cleff. "Well, then where is he?"

"Some Steve guy said he was in South America," said Frankie's dad. "Don't worry, I'll kill him when he gets back."

*What?* thought Cleff. *How did they know he was going to go to South America? Everything was going wrong. I'll have to hurry down to South America.*


Part 19: When Toilets Attack

But first, let's go back to Wednesday night. Frankie, Freddy, and Dän were still on the river when the sun was setting.

"Um...aren't the toilets gonna attack?" Frankie said to Dän.

"The hotel's about thirty miles away," said Dän. "I fear we'll be eaten."

"Can't we just go to shore?" he asked Dän.

"There are mosquitos," said Dän. "Thousands of 'em. They swarm on you and give you malaria. You die in a minute. We'll have better chances fighting the toilets."

A few minutes went by, and it got darker. Noises came from the bathroom. Then the bathroom doors opened. "Brace yourself," said Freddy. "There's gonna be a lot of brown."

A toilet with eyes and fangs charged at Frankie and tried to bite him. Frankie jumped on top of the toilet and smashed its seat closed. The toilet's fangs chipped and toilet's water squirted everywhere...except on Freddy.

Freddy and Dän both fought toilets also. They narrowly dodged bites, and Freddy was very good at killing the toilets. Frankie was a different story, though.

Frankie had three different toilets cornering him now. He was getting tired, but he had to keep on fighting. He had cuts all over from the toilets' bites. At this moment, the toilets each grew hands and grabbed swords from hammerspace. "Oh crud," said Frankie.

"Frankie, catch!" said Freddy, throwing a sword he found to Frankie. Frankie caught it, and he began to defend himself from the toilets. He was able to knock one back, and using this advantage, he charged through the toilets and began to climb up a pole near the back of the boat. The toilets pursued him, but failed in the attempts to climb the pole, so they just shook it. Freddy jumped in at just the moment, however, and saved Frankie from being eaten.

The fighting continued for hours, and Frankie was getting tired at around three o'clock in the morning. Eventually, his wakefulness was affecting his performance in fighting. Frankie was cornered by a toilet and was cut by its fangs. Frankie fell backward, landing on his back. "HELP!" he cried.

Luckily, Freddy was nearby. Seeing Freddy was about to have his head chopped off by the toilet's fangs, Freddy tossed a bottle of Mountain Dew to Frankie in slow motion, yelling, "Catch!" as he did so.

Frankie reached out his hand in slow motion and caught the bottle. He quickly opened it and chugged the whole bottle, and suddenly he felt as awake as ever. He kicked the toilet, and the toilet flew up into the air, off the boat, and into the water, where it drowned.

Freddy, seeing the toilets could, knocked the other toilets off the edge and into the water. The battle was over.


Part 20: Very Stalks Cleff

Very, knowing Cleff was up to something, tried to follow Cleff. When hearing nothing from him up to the day before Friday the thirteenth, he thought Cleff's plan had failed. However, Very was smart. Right before Cleff had chucked him at a wall weeks back, he had placed a tracker on Cleff's cape. Looking at the tracker screen on the twelfth, Very saw that Cleff was quickly traveling south, at an elevation of over 5,000 feet. Cleff was flying somewhere. And Very knew he had to follow him. It was his destiny.

Very looked up all the flights using the airspace of the coordinates where Cleff was. Only one plane came back with a match. It was heading for South America. He'd have to get there, and fast.

Very got in his rocket shuttle.


Part 21: First Attack

"[alien] (Prepare for battle!)" shouted the alien leader to all the aliens in the flying saucer. Really and Wicked were standing next to the leader, armed in space armor and Super Blasters®. The first attack on the E.T.'s was about to begin.

The saucer landed in the jungle on the planet Zebulon. The jungle would protect the saucer from being seen, but mostly, the jungle was right out the capital city of the planet.

Really and a few other aliens were to stay and protect the ship, in case any E.T.'s found it. Wicked, however, would go into the city and take out the King E.T., known as E.T. Phonehome. Phonehome was a smart and powerful king, and the aliens knew not to underestimate or even estimate him. The battle was about to commence.


Part 22: The Hotel

It was now the night of Thursday the twelfth. Dän had docked at a hotel, which to Frankie and Freddy looked more like a large shack. Dän said sleeping on the boat was still dangerous, since the toilets had grown back.

So they entered the shack/hotel and paid a small fee of half a sand dollar and entered their rooms. They all got separate rooms.

Frankie entered his room and looked around. The bed was a lumpy rock with bugs sewn together as blankets. There was also a desk which had a telephone with a broken cord on it and a TV with no screen. There was also a lamp without a bulb.

Frankie didn't care about the cruddiness of the room, though. He got on top of the rock, broke his back, and fell asleep.


Part 23: Frankie Dies

After getting off his plane, it was eleven o'clock. Cleff quickly traced Frankie and Freddy to the hotel, then broke down the door. "Would you like a room?" asked the manager of the hotel.

Cleff turned his head slightly and said, "I would kill you, but I don't have the time." The manager fainted and fell unconscious.

Cleff then opened a door at random and got Dän's room, which had a spa and a widescreen TV. He shut the door and tried another, and got Freddy's, which had a movie theatre, servants, a king-sized bed, a Wii with a bunch of games, and some cowbell. Gotta have more cowbell. Cleff then tried the last room. It was Frankie's.

Cleff stealthily approached Frankie's rock, being careful not to wake him. Cleff then took out a sword, and when Cleff was just about to stab him, Frankie awoke. "Oh crud," said Cleff.

Frankie dodged the stab and rolled off the rock. "I've come to take you out," said Cleff. He swung the sword at Frankie again, but Frankie ducked under the swing.

Frankie had to run; Cleff was way more powerful than himself. Frankie ran toward the door, but Cleff blocked it. "You're not going anywhere," he said, then swung his sword at Frankie. Frankie got hit, and he fell down.

"HELP!" he yelled. "Freddy! Dän! HELP!" Unfortunately for Frankie, though, the walls were sound-proof.

"No one's going to help you," said Cleff evilly. "It's just you and me, and soon, it'll be just me."

All Frankie could do was attack. He couldn't escape, he couldn't dodge forever, he couldn't get help, and he couldn't die...no, he mustn't die. So Frankie charged at Cleff, and began to punch him.

Cleff laughed. "You're so foolish, Frankie," he said, and he stabbed Frankie with his sword. Frankie fell down to his knees, and Cleff just laughed. "It's over, Frankie," he said. Cleff opened the door, and he left Frankie to die.


Part 24: Dying

Frankie sat on the floor of his room with the sword stuck in his chest. He was in complete pain, but when he tried to pull the sword out, he felt even more pain. If he could only live until midnight, then he'd live, but, looking at his watch, he saw it was only 11:45. He'd never make it to midnight.

Frankie's brain was beginning to shut down, and he was losing his vision. He couldn't see anything. Then, he realized he couldn't feel the sword in him anymore, but Frankie didn't feel relieved, because at that moment he fell over and his back hit the floor. He couldn't move. Soon Frankie was losing his ability to think. Frankie couldn't concentrate on thinking about anything, as his thoughts were getting completely screwed up.

Then, Frankie brain shut down completely.


Part 25: Discovering the Body

Freddy awoke on the thirteenth to see his bed was gone, and he was sleeping on the floor. In fact, everything was gone! The servants must have stolen all his stuff!

Freddy exited his room and walked into the hallway, and Dän was waiting for him. "Go wake Frankie and let's go," he said.

Freddy opened the door to Frankie's room and walked in. He could not believe who was on the floor...dead.

"Chuck Norris! No!" cried Freddy, running besides the body of Chuck Norris' dead body, which was beside Frankie's. "How could this happen?"

Chuck Norris then proceeded to stand right back up, and he survived even though he had died. "But...how?" asked Freddy.

"I'm Chuck Norris," said Chuck Norris, and then he left.

Then, he saw who was laying on the floor...dead.

"Frankie!" cried Freddy. Seeing Frankie had a sword in his chest, he took it out immediately, then waited. "Come on! Say your final words!" he said, once he couldn't take it anymore. "You were a main character through hundreds of pages and the other doesn't even give you final words! Like, it can be something short like, "Stop...him," but at least give him final words! You are the meanest narrator ever, JeRM!"

"You're gonna end up just like him," said a voice from behind.

"Cleff?" said Freddy, without turning around. "You did this?"

"Yes," he said evilly. "And I'd be glad to do the same to you."


Part 26: E.T. Phonehome

Wicked went into the city with the second wave of aliens. His squad was made up of eight aliens and was one of the ten squads in the wave. Wicked's squad was supposed to run straight through the battle and attack E.T. Phonehome's Palace.

They had just made it out of the jungle, and they were standing on a hill above the city. Below, they could see the E.T.s clashing with the aliens and also... the E.T. Palace. "[alien] (CHARGE!)" Wicked shouted, and they charged down the hill and into the city.

They rushed through the battlefield, ignoring the battles going on around them, knocking E.T.s that tried to attack them out of their way. Then they were right in front of the palace. The aliens broke down the door, and they entered.

Wicked and his squad hurried up the stairs and to the throne room. There, Phonehome was sitting on his throne, talking on the phone. "Um... I got to go," he said. "Some aliens are here to kill me. Bye."

Phonehome turned to Wicked. "Ha! You aliens have sulked so low to include a human in your squad!" he laughed. "Fools! I will-" but at that moment, Wicked fired a Super Blaster® shot at Phonehome, but Phonehome blocked it with a Kinetic Protection™ Shield.

"So you want to cut right to the fighting?" siad Phonehome. "Well then, bring it on! I can easily take all of you!"


Part 27: Fighting Phonehome

All the aliens fired their blasters at Phonehome all at once, but Phonehome reflected the shots back at the aliens. The aliens and Wicked jumped out of the way, barely dodging the reflected shots.

"I'll take care of him!" shouted Wicked. "He can't block me!"

Wicked took out a sword and jumped toward Phonehome in a super-long long-jump. Then, Wicked got reflected by Phonehome and he flew across the room. "Wow... this guy is tough."

"You are all weak!" said Phonehome. "NOW... witness the fury of... SUPER FIRE CANNON LASER ACTION!!!!!" Phonehome took out a laser cannon and fired it at the squad. It knocked most of the aliens unconscious, except Wicked and one alien.

"HA! Like you two can take on me!" shouted Phonehome. Phonehome laughed, and as he did, Wicked whispered his secret strategy into the alien's ear.

Wicked and the alien didn't hesitate. "NOW!" shouted Wicked, and Phonehome stopped laughing. The alien charged straight at Phonehome while Wicked attempted to sneak up behind him. As Phonehome knocked the alien back, Wicked swung his sword at him...but he got knocked back too.

"You can't defeat me!" laughed Phonehome. "The only thing that can penetrate my shield is TNT!"

Wicked, hearing this, knew just what to do. He took out some TNT, lit it, then chucked it through Phonehome's shield. "Oh...crud," said Phonehome, and things blew up inside his shield.

When all the smoke had cleared, Phonehome lay on the ground, dying. "E.T...Phonehome," he said, just like in the movie. "Ahem...E.T. Phonehome," he said again. Then he said, "What the heck! Why don't the voice commands on my cell phone work!" Then, he died.

"We beat him!" shouted Wicked, then proceeded to jump out the window.


Part 28: Freddy vs Cleff

Freddy stood up, turned around, and pointed the sword he had pulled out of Frankie's chest at Cleff. "You're gonna pay for this, Cleff," he said. "This is possibly the evilest thing that's happened in the entire series!"

"Well then," said Cleff. "Come. Just try and destroy me."

Freddy charged at Cleff. Cleff dodged a swing of Freddy's sword, so Freddy swung again. Cleff grabbed Freddy's hand when he was in midswing and twisted it. "Ow!" shouted Freddy. Cleff then picked up Freddy and chucked him at a wall. As he hit the wall, thousands of dust particles came off the wall, making dust fly up into the air. The dust blocked both Cleff's and Freddy's vision.

The dust cleared, and Cleff said to Freddy, "Had enough?"

Freddy responded, "Just end me."

"Very well then," said Cleff, and he took out a gun.


Part 29: Very Saves the DAY!

It was Friday the thirteenth, and Very was flying in his rocket shuttle. He looked at his tracker. Cleff was apparently directly below him. Now he just had to land his rocket.

He brought the rocket down to an elevation of fifty feet, then slowed the rocket down and extended the landing pads. He should be able to land on a hill coming up. Very pressed the button to land. However, he pressed the wrong button, and the rocket went down ten feet in elevation. "Oh, snap!" said Very, and his rocket crashed into the hill.

Unfortunately for him, the government was hiding a nuclear bomb under the hill, so everything blew up. Very went flying.

Very landed near the shed/hotel. Looking at his tracker and seeing that Cleff was inside, he went inside too.

The first thing Very noticed were two guys passed out on the floor. They both looked native to South America, and one looked like he drove a boat. Weirdo.

Very walked toward the end of a hallway, where two doors were, and opened the one he heard noises from. Cleff was pointing a gun at Freddy.

"Hello, Cleff," he said. "Did I miss something?"

Cleff turned around and pointed the gun at Very. "Goodbye forever, Very." He took aim and fired.


Part 30: The Final Straw

"Ahhahhguaharglebargleahh!" shouted Very. "Ahhahgaahargfunnymonkeygarbleahhoh! He hit me right in the arm!"

"You're lucky it wasn't the face," said Cleff. "That's what I was aiming for. However, I don't want to waste another bullet so..." he turned to Freddy. "I'll just kill-"

But Freddy interrupted him. "This is the final straw!" Freddy charged at Cleff. Cleff shot Freddy as he was running toward him.

"I think this should do," he said, and left them to die. He stole Dän's boat.


Part 31: Protecting the Ship

Really and his squad were waiting at the flying saucer, keeping watch for any E.T.s that might attack. "Really, doesn't one of you speak English?" he asked to them.

"[alien]?" asked an alien to Really.

"Me no know understand you," said Really back.

Suddenly, Really heard a rustle in the bushes. "Quiet!" he yelled.

"[alien]!" said an alien. "[alien]!"

"Shut up!" said Really.

Suddenly, dozens of E.T.s came out of the darkness of the jungle, holding laser blasters. "Attack!" cried the E.T. leader, and they charged at the saucer.

"Whoa!" said Really. "That Babel fish is working again!"

The aliens tried to hold the E.T.s back by shooting them with lasers, but they kept coming. Really, however, thought E.T.s were cooler than aliens, so he didn't shoot his laser... until one shot at him.

"What the pfargtl, man!" said Really to the E.T. that missed him at point-blank range. Really then shot the greedy E.T. first. Not Han. No, not Han.

It was because of this greedy E.T. that Really began to shoot everything in his laser's range. Even other aliens. Even himself.

Soon, every E.T. was stunned. And a few aliens. And Really.

Then Wicked came out of the jungle, and seeing that Really was unconscious, chucked a pail of cold water on him, clocking in at about 50°C or -453°F, even though it would be more accurate if I said -65°F.

But anyway, Really woke up, and Wicked told him, "We did it, Really! We took control of the city!"


Part 32: The Light Orb

Very and Freddy lay on the floor with bullets in their arms and legs, respectively. "We're not gonna die," said Very. "The bullet wounds are minor."

"Can't we die of like...bleeding or something," suggested Freddy.

"No, no," said Very. "The Narrator wouldn't let that happen. And Freddy, you seem to be acting a little out of character lately."

"Well..." but at that precise moment, Very and Freddy were brought to the Sage Council.

"Welcome, Very and... I seem to have forgotten you name," said the Great Sage.

"This has to happen every Friday the thirteenth, doesn't it? My name's Freddy," said Freddy.

"Oh...right. Where's that nice little Frankie? I was gonna give him some free video games."

"Oh he died, and now we're dying," said Freddy. "Can you get these bullets out of us?"

"No," said the Great Sage.

"Please," said Very.

"Of course," said the Great Sage, and the bullets dissolved and the wounds healed. "Anyway, I called you guys here because I was reading through 'The Legend of Fat, Old People' and in 'Chapter 2: The Evil and Light Orbs', it explains that there's a way to counter the evil orb with something called the light orb.

"WHAT!?" exclaimed Freddy. "Why didn't you find that earlier!? If you found it earlier, Frankie wouldn't be dead!"

"Oh...sorry," said the Great Sage. "But anyways, the light orb is at Olmec's Temple in South America."

"Olmec's Temple?" said Freddy. "That sounds awfully familiar..."

"Oh! Oprah's on!" shouted the Great Sage. "See ya guy later!"

Very and Freddy were brought back to the shack.


Part 33: Random Cut to J, B, and Stu

"I'm bored," said B.

"Me too," said J. "Let's go to GameStop!"

"Yeah!" said Stu. "GameSpot!" So the three blasted off to GameStop.

"Whoa!" said Stu. "Look at all the games!"

"Duh!" said J. "Of course there's james, it's JameStop!"

"Well who gives!" said Stu. "I'm buying me a Zune!"

B and J walked up to the counter. "Can we papercut ourselves with the game discs?"

"Well, I guess, after you buy-" said the worker, who was wearing a Master Chief helmet, but was interrupted.

"Thanks!" shouted B immediately. He then ripped a game out of its case and began to cut himself with it.

J started talking to a guy about release dates. "No, no," said J. "The Legend of Zelda: Toenail of Icklebob was delayed for two months."

"GET OUT!" shouted the manager suddenly, standing by the door. J, B, and Stu left.


Part 34: To the Temple

Very and Freddy woke up Dän. "What is going on?" asked Dän. "Well, Frankie died, and we need to know if you know where Olmec's Temple is."

"Olmec's Temple?" responded Dän. "I know where that is!... except it's heavily guarded."

They walked out of the shack, seeing that Dän's boat was gone. "Where's my boat!?" shouted Dän.

"Oh...Cleff probably stole it. He came here and shot us and killed Frankie," said Freddy.

"Oh, that's nice," said Dän. "But it'll take an hour or two to get there on foot."

"Then let's go!" said Freddy. "To the Temple!"


Part 35: Indian Tribe

When they had run about a mile from the hotel, things began to get dangerous. Mosquitos were biting like crazy, lions were around every corner, and that wasn't all. They had wandered into Indian territory, and the Indian army was approaching.

Suddenly, an arrow flew right over the top of Freddy's head. "GET DOWN!" cried Very. "They're attacking."

They took cover behind a tree stump, watching the arrows fly over their heads above them. Very looked out from the tree stump, then moved his head back behind it and loaded a bow with an arrow. Then he jumped out from the stump, doing a sideflip, and rapid-fired arrows at the Indians. He landed, rolling behind another stump.

"Where's Dän!?" Freddy asked to Very, who were now each at different stumps.

"I don't know!" Very called back to him. Very looked out from behind the stump to see if Dän had been an idiot and charged at the Indians. Luckily, he wasn't, and was actually in a tree, stealthily shooting all the Indians from above with arrows. He was a clever monkey...err...yeah.

When all the archers were arrow'd down and Dän had run out of arrows, Very ran out from the stump and charged at the Indians with a sword. The Indians tried to run, but Very hit a few. They were knocked unconscious.

Dän jumped down from the tree. "It isn't much farther now," he said. "Let's continue."


Part 36: Olmec's Entrance

Soon the three had come to Olmec's Temple. The entrance to the temple was ahead, but there was a huge statue of a head and a golden sign saying, "OLMEC'S TEMPLE".

"Where's the door to get in?" asked Very.

"Inside the statue's mouth," said Dän. "We have to open his mouth somehow."

"Well...um...maybe we can offer him food and his mouth'll open," suggested Freddy.

"That's retarded," said Very.

"Uh...that's actually what you have to do, Very," said Dän. "Except his favorite food is... human feet."

"Interesting," said Freddy. "Let's use Very's."

"Well, he doesn't have to eat them," said Dän. "Very just needs to take off his shoes and touch Olmec's mouth with his feet."

"Right," said Very, and he went off with the shoe and touched the stone mouth of Olmec's statue's head. The mouth opened, and inside its mouth was a door.

"It's open!" shouted Very, but suddenly, the statue lunged forward and tried to bite Very's foot off, but Very pulled it away just in time. Very began to run away from the head statue for his life, and the statue ensued.

Now, when the statue moved away, it broke off from the rest of the temple, revealing a door. "Look," shouted Freddy, the entrance!"

Freddy and Dän ran to the door, opened it, and then held open the door for Very. Very ran straight toward the door, and as he just got inside, the statue crashed into the temple. Very had just made it in.

"Well, at least rocks didn't collap-" but as Very said this, rocks broke off from Olmec's statue's head and blocked any pathway away from the temple, also slamming the door shut. Very, Freddy, and Dän were left in the dark.


Part 37: The Pit of DOOM!

Very took out a match and lit it, spreading a little bit of light. He looked down at the ground and saw a stick, so he picked it up, lit it, and a torch was born.

"Goodie," said Freddy. "I can see!"

The three walked on through the cave, but soon, they came to a huge black pit. Very looked down, but he couldn't see the bottom. "How we gonna get over?" Very asked. "We can't jump; it's too big."

"This pit goes straight down to Red Territory," said Dän. "The only way to get across is to swing across a vine to the other side."

"Wow... like that's totally original and hasn't been done before a million times," said Freddy, being completely serious.

Finding a snake... I mean, a vine, Very decided to go first. "No one really cares if you die," explained Freddy. And so, Very swung across, landing on the other side. Very swung the vine back to the other two.

Freddy swung across, and he too made it. Then it was Dän's turn. Dän gripped as high as could reach and held it tightly. Then, getting a small running start, Dän jumped off the edge. He swung to the other side and landed on the edge of the other side. He let go of the vine...he slipped!

Dän grabbed onto the edge with his hands, but he couldn't climb up, since the surface was extremely smooth. Freddy ran over to Dän and said, "Grab my hand! I'll pull you up!" Dän let go of the ledge with one hand and reached for Freddy's, but his other hand slipped and he fell.

Dän screamed loudly as he fell, and Freddy watched, horrified, until Dän was smaller than an ant. Then, suddenly, flames shot up from the pit, almost burning Freddy's face, and destroying the vine.

"Holy crud, dude!" shouted Freddy.

"Well, there's no turning back now," said Very.


Part 38: Taking teh Light Orb

Freddy and Very walked up some stairs, and there it was! The light orb! Freddy was about to swipe it off teh pedastool when Very said, "It's obviously booby-trapped."

Freddy didn't care; he took it anydangway, and this caused a huge boulder to fall from the ceiling.

"Oh, snippity snap!" shouted Freddy.


Part 39: The Boulder of DOOM!

Very and Freddy ran for life! They saw a small, narrow hallway and ran down it. The boulder followed, intending to smoosh the two and eat them for dinner.

Soon, there came small cracks in the ground that Very or Freddy had to jump over that the boulder could just roll over. It slowed them down, but they kept on running out of pure fear. Until...

"This reminds me of a cliché in video games!" said Freddy excitedly.

"So?" questioned Very, hardly even able to talk.

"So, I always wondered why the guy didn't just turn around and jump over the rolling rock or just stop it with their hands," said Freddy.

"Because that's just retarded!" shouted Very.

Freddy ignored Very and stopped running, turned around, and held his arms out to catch the huge boulder. And no, he didn't get smooshed, he got knocked back at 100 miles per hour, and actually flying out of the temple's exit, landing near a beach. A couple moments later, Freddy heard Very screaming, but he didn't know where from. He looked into the forest in front of him, and there he was, running out of a large hole in a large tree. There was a loud thud, and the boulder hit the edges of the hole of the tree. It had stopped rolling.


Part 40: Let's Hijack a Boat!

After blowing up the evil boulder with a rocket launcher, Very walked over to Freddy. "Now we just need to find Cleff," he said.

Freddy took the light orb out of his personal hammerspace. "How we gonna get there, though? You think this thing has magical powers?"'

"No it doesn't!" sung a voice from the sky that sounded like the Great Sage.

"I've got an idea," said Very. "Let's hijack that boat!" and he pointed to an innocent civilian's boat, which had its keys still in the engine.

"Um...that's kind of illegal, but who cares, let's do it!" said Freddy, in excitement that he'd jack his first gig.

And so they did...


Part 41: Bragging to Very

Wicked said to Really while they were in the alien mothership, "Hmm...let's go brag to Very!"

"Great idea!" agreed Wicked.

So they said, "[alien]!" and the aliens cranked up the toons (Voyage to Earth being on) and they went to Earth.

Using advanced alien technology, Wicked and Really found Very on a boat. The aliens beamed the two down to the boat.

"How about we just go down to there to find Cleff - HOLY CRUD! Really? Wicked?" said Very.

"Yeah, we're in alliance with aliens!" shouted Wicked. "Ha!"

"Well, me and Freddy here are trying to save the world! Ha!" said Very. "And some guy named Cleff is gonna try to blow everything up except himself! Ha! And we have no clue where he is! Ha!"

"We're all gonna die?" asked Wicked.

"Yeah," said Very. "At least, if we don't find Cleff, which we have no clue where he is right now."

Wicked took out an alien technology tracker. He traced Cleff back to exact coordinates. "There," said Wicked. "That's his location." He showed the gadget to Very and Freddy.

"And we'll be off now!" said Wicked quickly, and the alien ship beamed them back up. Once they were up, Wicked said to Really, "I can feel that Very will fail. We need to find this Clef and go inside of him."

"Inside him?" questioned Really.

"Yes," said Wicked.


Part 42: The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

"Cleff's only like a mile away!" said Very, excited after he saw the alien technology tracker. Very sped up his boat and headed toward Cleff's coordinates.

Very, however, was underestimating Cleff's extraordinary power...


Part 43: Distraction

Cleff looked all around for Evil Gas 5. It would show up eventually; it was just a question of when. He was holding a gas, density, and purple-stuff-detecting meter, but he didn't see any change in the meters. It would beep if it found something, anyway.

Then suddenly, Cleff heard a disturbance behind him. It sounded like a motor and moving water. Cleff turned around, and he saw Very and Freddy in a boat, approaching. "How are they alive?" wondered Cleff. No time to think, though. Cleff turned his boat around and attempted to ram it at them.


Part 44: Shrink and Go!

"[alien]! (Shrink the ship, and stat!)" shouted Wicked to the pilot aliens. The pilot pressed the shrink button, and the ship shrank to a size smaller than a fly. Wicked showed the aliens the coordinates, and they were off.

Really looked out the spaceship when they got there and almost spooked himself. The ship was on Cleff's cape, and everything outside was HUGE! He could...ew...there was bacteria and ew...disgusting. The ship was charging up Cleff's nose.

With a splatter, they were in. "Ew..." said Really, looking at the green, murky fluid clogging the window. "Ewzors..." said Really when he saw little bacteria swimming around in it.

BEEP! BEEP! "[alien]! (Oh, snap!)" shouted an alien.

"That's the intruder alarm!" shouted Wicked. "The ship's been breached!"

Wicked scurried down the halls to find the intruder, and there it...no...they were.

Dozens of viruses had breached the ship. And these guys were about as big as Wicked.


Part 45: Finale...On a Boat

"He's ramming right into us!" cried Freddy. "Move the boat!"

Very tried to steer the boat away from Cleff's line of ram, but Cleff was too quick. He rammed into the boat, knocking them into the air and toward the camera...no. I mean, knocking them into the air. They flipped over a few times before landing back on the water, upside-down.

"I'll board the boat," said Freddy. "You flip this this thing back over."

Freddy climbed aboard Dän's boat, which Cleff had now stole. Cleff was waiting. With a sword.

"How are you alive?" Cleff asked Freddy once he was on the boat.

"Guns are a cheap death," said Freddy. "You can only kill off main characters through swords and haxesome explosions... and other things."

"Well, it's your disadvantage," said Cleff. "I've got a sword and you have nothing!" And at that moment, Cleff swung his sword, trying to chop off Freddy's head. Freddy ducked, and then crawled to under the boat's cover. (Figure 1-1)

Freddy was defenseless, so he could only run or hide. He could try to find the boat's armory, but Cleff would have killed him by that time. He had one option; he had to climb atop the boat's cover.

He grabbed onto the poles holding it up and climbed on that, soon making it to the top. The boat cover easily supported his weight, so that was good. Cleff, though, who had an evil-but-smart mind, just cut down the cover's poles with his sword. The cover collapsed.

"You make this too easy," said Cleff.

"Your mom's too easy," said Freddy, and he held out the light orb, knowing that if it absorbed into Cleff, all this would be over.

Cleff didn't touch it, however. In fact, he seemd to *know* it!

"The light orb?" Cleff said in a completely different and much eviller voice. "Long time, no see. What's it been? Two hundred million years since I last tried to kill you?"

"And you'll fail again," came a voice from the light orb, vibrating Freddy's hands.

"You're such a fool, the light orb," said Cleff in dat deep voice. "Evil Gas 5 is approaching, I can feel. My master will not fail me."

"You-" trembled the light orb, but at that moment, Cleff's tracker began to beep loudly, and Cleff snapped out of his trance.

Cleff turned his head to look for the evil, purple gas the would be floating in the air near the boat. He saw it and doved into the water.

"Wow, he's an idiot," said Freddy. He thought this until he heard a beeping noise and...THE BOAT EXPLODED!

Freddy landed in the water, and then attempted to swim as fast as Cleff, but wasn't able to. Very drove the boat up to Freddy's miserable swimming and said, "Get in."

Freddy got in the boat, and Very drove the boat to Cleff, swimming. "Take the laser," said Very, tossing Freddy a laser.

Freddy aimed at Cleff and fired. He missed. Freddy looked up in the air, seeing the gas was not too many feet away. "Get closer to him," said Freddy. Very moved the boat to the right, so Cleff was now only a couple feet away from the boat. Freddy shot Cleff. Cleff ignored it.

"WAH!" shouted Freddy. "It doesn't hurt him!"

At that moment, Evil Gas 5 began to float down to Cleff. Cleff stopped swimming, and Very stopped the boat.

Freddy knew he only had one chance to save everything, and he had to act now. He had to jam the light orb into Cleff before he absorbed Evil Gas 5 and destroyed everything.

Freddy jumped off the boat, jumping on Cleff. The gas just seemed to go around him, but Freddy didn't care about it anyway. He pushed the ligh orb straight into Cleff, but it met resistance. The orb only went halfway into Cleff, and apparently, Cleff was trying to force it out of himself. Freddy kept pushing, though, trying to force it in, and then...

It went in... But, well, only for a second, for Cleff forced it out, glowing red. Freddy fell back into the water, and Cleff began to float upward.

Then, he said in a voice so loud that Freddy thought his ears were bleeding, "Goodbye, WORLD...FOREVER!"

"No wai!" shouted Freddy, but it was already too late.

And then everything was gone, like that.


Part 46: Steve Lives

Steve, however, hearing the ear-bleeding yell of "Goodbye", knew he would want to hang onto his life. It wouldn't and couldn't end. With all his might, he sought to live.

When everything went black, Steve survived. Cleff hadn't won yet.


Part 47: The Final Battle of Good and Evil

Steve looked around the blackness. There was nothing else there, except...Cleff! Steve flew over to him.

"Who are you, and why are you alive?" asked Cleff in a demonic voice.

"I'm Steve," said Steve. "And I'm alive because I wanted to be!"

Cleff tried to use his superpowers to make Steve disappear, but he wouldn't go. "What the heck?" wondered Cleff. "Why aren't you disappearing?"

"I've got superpowers," said Steve.

"Crud," said Cleff. He knew it was pointless to fight with superpowers, so he had one option: physical contact.

Cleff hit Steve in the face with spikes on his hand (which he made with his superpowers). Steve healed his cuts and injuries and then attempted to kick Cleff. Cleff made a force field around himself, making Steve actually hit the shield, reflect, and hit himself.

Cleff looked into the future to see how he could defeat Steve. The answer was simple: he had to hit Steve so hard that it would kill him.

Cleff created a sword, and in a split second, he was already slashing at Steve. By the time the slashing was over, Steve was dead0rz. Cleff used his superpowers to make Steve disappear into oblivion.

Hope hadn't been completely lost, however...


Part 48: Virus Attack!

An alien left its piloting station and ran to the back of the ship. There he rescued Wicked from the dozens of viruses on the ship. Then, the alien grabbed a VaporiSword® and attacked da viruses.

He swung through the crowd of dozens of viruses and sliced each one open, making them vaporize. Soon there were only, maybe, ten left.

"That alien is amazing!" shouted Wicked to Really, watching him fight. But then, just like that, a virus latched onto the alien's back and began to suck the life out of him. The alien struggled, but it was no use. The viruses ate the alien right up until he was completely gone.

"Too bad he got eaten," said Really.


Part 49: Fighting the Viruses

As the viruses moved their attention to the other - and only other - alien on the ship (the one piloting it), Wicked grabbed the VaporiSword.

"[alien]!" yelled the alien pilot, getting attacked by viruses. Wicked ran over to him to try and help kill off the viruses, but the pilot got eaten anyway.

"No!" cried Wicked. "Everyone is dying around us!"

"Calm down," said Really. "They're just aliens."

"Oh right," realized Wicked, and he calmed down.

The viruses then switched their attention once again - to Really and Wicked. But suddenly, the ship crashed into the side of Cleff's nose!

"We can get out of here!" exclaimed Wicked. "We'd have to walk on foot through his mucus and nose hairs, but we can!"

It was true, too, since the crash had made a hole in the wall... but the viruses quickly got in formation... and were guarding the exit.

Wicked charged at the pack, swinging his VaporiSword in a quick and perfect rhythm. The viruses held their ground though, but Wicked kept running and swinging like a guy playing Twilight Princess on Wii. Then his sword met the viruses'...uh...skin, and they all died.

Wicked and Really jumped out of the hole and journeyed up to the brain.


Part 50: The Brain

Wicked and Really walked up the nose until they got to a split in paths: one went up and one went down. "Are we gonna go down to the stomach where the Evil Gas is?" asked Really.

"No!" shouted Wicked. "I'm not getting digested! We're going to the brain!"

"And so," said le French narrator, "they went to the brain."

The brain was absolutely huge! It was a huge blob of pink with little indentation lines in it and... "We're gonna have to climb it," said Wicked.

"Dat thing is huge!" shouted Really. "We's gonna climb dat?"

"Yeah," said Wicked. "Follow me. There's a certain section of the brain that controls superpowers."

Wicked grabbed hold of one of the indentations in the brain and then began to climb up it. Really watched for a little, then he followed. Around halfway up the brain, Wicked slid into it. Really couldn't believe how awesome this was.

"HELP!" screamed Wicked from inside the brain. Really slid inside, and what he saw was not pretty.


Part 51: Teh Brain Monsters

Evil, pink, large, four-legged monsters that looked like spiders were attacking Wicked. He was trying to fight back, but it was useless. The monsters completely overpowered him. "HELP!" he screamed again.

Really knew this was his calling card. Well, except he didn't know what a calling card was. Neither do I. What *is* a calling card?

Oh whatever. Really picked up a few brain cells from the walls and chucked them at the monsters. They flinched a bit, but still attacked Wicked. So Really did what no man should have to do, besides Chuck Norris: roundhouse kick.

Really ran closer to the monsters and brought his leg up high and kicked. One of the two monsters picked him up and dangled him by the leg. Luckily, however, this gave Wicked the chance to kill the monsters by destroying their legs with his scissors. And he did that. Ew.


Part 52: Controlling Cleff

"We are in the part of the brain that controls Cleff's superpowers," Wicked said to Really. "From here, we can control Cleff's superpowers by making certain and precise incisions in the brain tissue."

"Interesting," said Really, clearly as interested as his name was George Clooney.

"So, if I cut here," he continued, pointing to a spot on the brain, "I can make it so the world is restored and Cleff is dead."

Now Really was as interested as his name was really bad.

"And if I cut here, I can make there be a castle where the White House is and us two the rulers of the world!" said Wicked excitedly.

Wicked cut the tissue in a few places. "And now we have to get out of here before Cleff disappears and we die with him," said Wicked quickly. Wicked took out an alien laser and shot up, destroying a lot of Cleff's brain and the top of his skull. Wicked then grabbed Really and activated his alien-technology rocket boots and blasted out of there.

"Don't worry," Wicked said as they blasted away from Cleff as the world formed around them, "The shrinking only lasts for forty-eight hours."


Part 53: Treacherous Finale

Freddy appeared slightly above water and fell in. He looked around, and all he saw was the boat with Very in it. He climbed onto the boat.

"What happened?" asked Freddy.

"I don't know, but..." began Very, but he paused, and began to think. "If Cleff's dead, then you're the only one who can stop me."

"What are you talking about?" questioned Freddy.

Very took out a sword and put it up to Freddy's neck. "I'm going to have to kill you," he said gravely. "And don't worry, I'll send you over a waterfall, and no one will ever find your body!"

Freddy wasn't sure if Very would carry this out, but he wouldn't be taking any chances. Freddy kicked Very, the sword slightly cutting his neck, but Very released him. Very swung his sword at Freddy, but Freddy ducked under it and kicked Very's leg.

Very fell down but jumped back up and tried to chop Freddy in half. Freddy jumped into the air, the sword slicing the soles of his shoes in slow motion.

Freddy landed back on the boat and crouched as Very tried to slice his head off. He needed to get out of here immediately. Freddy jumped off the boat and into the water, and began swimming to shore.

Very, in the boat, started up its motor and charged after Freddy. Freddy swam as hard and as fast as he could, but Very caught up with him anyway. Freddy realized he'd get grinded up by the boat if he kept swimming, so he climbed back on.

"Stop, Very!" shouted Freddy. "You helped me throughout the entire story, yet now you're trying to kill me?"

"Yes," said Very, and he swung his sword again. Freddy dodged it and kicked Very, causing Very to fall off the boat and the sword to fly up into the air. Freddy caught the sword.

Unfortunately, Very had another sword, and he jabbed it through the bottom of the boat, making it begin to sink.

Very then climbed back onto the boat, carrying a sword. He swung at Freddy once again, and Freddy swung his sword at Very, causing the two swords to meet. As Freddy realized his feet were getting wet from the boat sinking, he broke apart from the sword-lock and quickly swung at Very again. It cut him, and Very fell off the boat.

The boat had now completely sunk, and Freddy and Very began drifting down the river. Freddy tried swimming toward the shore again, but the current was too fast. Freddy grabbed onto a rock sticking up out of the river and held on tight. Very drifted by too, and grabbed onto another rock that just happened to be oh-so right next to it.

From the rock, holding onto it with one hand, Very tried to slice Freddy with his sword. Freddy ducked under it and swung at Very. Very blocked it with his sword, then swung back at Freddy. Freddy tried to cut Very across the chest, but Very blocked it with ease.

Very swung extremely hard at Freddy. Freddy tried to block it with his sword, but the sword flew out of his hand and sunk into the river.

"Not so lucky now, are you Freddy?" said Very evilly.

As Very tried to slice Freddy with his sword, Freddy tried to edge himself to the other side of the rock. Very managed to slice his clothes once or twice, but not majorly, and he wasn't hurt. Plus, he was safe once he reached the other side of the rock.

Then, out of nowhere came Dän's boat flowing down the river, still floating somehow. It crashed right into Freddy. He didn't know what hit him.


Part 54: Captured by Very

Very grinned evilly and put away his sword. He climbed on top of his rock and jumped to the one Freddy was on. He grabbed Freddy's body from the wreckage of the boat crunching Freddy into the rock while saying, "Looks like your luck's finally run out."

Very, carrying Freddy, jumped onto the boat. Very walked over to the boat controls to see if they still worked. Luckily, or maybe unluckily, they did. Very drove the boat down the river.


Part 55: The Waterfall

Freddy got up and looked around. He was tied to a chair on Dän's boat. He also heard the sound of falling water in the distance, getting closer and closer.

Very walked over to him. As he picked up the chair, he asked, "Any last words before I dump you off the waterfall?"

Freddy didn't say anything. Very would kill him, and that would be that. There was no escape.

Very was now at the back of the boat, and Freddy looked down. Twas a very long way down. And Very untied him from the chair and dumped him.

As Freddy fell, he reached into his pocket. In it was the light orb. "The Evil Orb was never destroyed!" realized Freddy.

The Evil Orb was still out there.


To be continued...