Cleff Series Recap (3/1/07 - 3/3/07)


Before the Stories

Wicked Evil was Very Evil's father. He beat Very like a hackey-sack. One day Very fought back, but then they got caught by the police. Wicked was arrested for burning cities. They had a trial, but it was held by Judge Trudy, so Wicked's lawyer, Bid Daddy, was sent to Pluto. Wicked was to be executed, and Very was given twenty years in jail.

Some years later, Really met a kid named Big Tony, Big Daddy's son, and they blew up a Zorro factory. They were arrested, but when they blew it up, Really's knife went into Big Tony's nose.

They broke out of jail, meeting the Boss brothers. At the end of his adventure, Really delivered the Bag of All Desires to Jacob Boss, and then Really sailed down a river.

Big Tony tried to escape out of jail again, but failed.

Tim Jones worked as a security guard at The Incredibly Thin Building. One night, the place got robbed by Punctuationinatorkillerman. Wicked Evil, a worker there, let him steal it. Yet no one believed he was Wicked. Idiots. It turns out that was a robot, not the real Wicked.

Oh, and Frankie and Freddy got swallowed by a tick, but they escaped because Freddy was wearing his lucky underwear with a free grappling hook.


Very Evil's Plot

Very had been in jail for nineteen years, and had gotten an evil plan in his brain. He once hated evil, but now he loved evil. His plan was to use a large mirror on the Moon to fuel his laser on the Moon to blow up Earth, using the laser while he was on the Moon.

Very stole a cell phone from a guard, and accidentally called Really, who was also in jail. Very and Really worked together to bust out of jail. Very then led Really to an underground hideout, which his father had built. It had tunnels to everywhere.

Very and Really then stole superpower juice, which contained three servings of juice. Some guard named Tim Jones drank some and became stupid from a side effect. Very and Really drank some too.

Jerk, or J, the smarter one, Dumb, or B, the former bandit and gadget guy, and Stupid, or Stu, the stupid one and mechanics guy all got superpowers too. They all met and decided to stop Very and Really. Then they decided to be The Idiot Trio, or TIT.

Then Very and Really went to the Moon, so, so did TIT. J chainsawed the laser. Very then delayed everyone with random events. Very and Really escaped in the getaway vehicle, but J threw Really to the Moon and followed Very to an asteroid, where a monster attacked, but twas no big deal. Twas a wimp.

Then TIT got sucked into a black hole (forcibly). There TIT competed in random events to escape.

Meanwhile, Very and Really created a new laser and fired it at Earth. B stopped the beam before it got to the center of the world to destroy the world.

Very and Really, back on Earth, used up all their powers. Then J, B, and Stu's powers were drained.

Very was given one wish because he and Really were supposedly not guilty. Very told them to build the largest building ever made in NYC, called Evil Inc.

Oh, and Tim Jones became friends with J, B, and Stu. Tim changed his name to Cleff too. His powers would never run out.


Very Evil

Crazy Lunatic Flying, CLF, or Cleff, signed a contract with Very Evil to plant TNT in seven different places. Unbeknownst to Cleff, this would destroy the world. Cleff planted six, meeting Frankie Strands and Freddy Luck along the way.

They all thought Evil Inc was the last place to plant TNT, but it was really under Frankie's house. Under Frankie's house was also a laboratory. So Very tried to plant TNT under there, but failed.

So then Cleff and Freddy and Frankie got captured, but then Frankie outsmarted Very and they got unstuck. Cleff fought Very and knocked him in a pot of fire, and Very got superpowers and became the Flaming Fly-Loser, but before that, Frankie and Freddy began to fall from Evil Inc. Very and Cleff fell from there too. Cleff caught Frankie and Freddy and flew away. Very made a hole in the ground.


Very Evil 2: Revenge

Very came out of his hole, and Cleff showed up. They began to fight, and Very won. Very then hypnotized Cleff to fall asleep.

Frankie and Freddy saw Toilet Paper 2, then went back to their house. Very broke in while they were in it, and Frankie and Freddy figured Cleff was in a trance, and they needed a secret word to wake him up. They found out it was "eviltime".

Working at Evil Inc was Really, who Frankie was mad at for breaking his window.

Frankie and Freddy chased Very to a castle that went straight through the atmosphere. Frankie and Freddy climbed to the top, where Very was waiting. Cleff was behind a glass wall, so they broke it and said, "Eviltime". This woke Cleff up, but Very self-destructed the tower. They all fell to Earth and Cleff revealed his name to be Tim Jones. Also, Very had made fire that burns in space.

Back at Evil Inc, Really had captured J, B, and Stu in a net. Cleff freed them. Really then got arrested.

Just then, Very turned into the Flaming Fly-Loser and revealed he could harden fire. But Very got arrested too. Our heroes saw Toilet Paper 1 to celebrate.


Very Evil 3: Satellite

Very escaped out of jail and knocked a satellite out of the sky, so he could put his there.

Anyways, a masked man captured Frankie. Frankie learned it was B, who was hypnotized by Very. Frankie un-hypnotized him.

Meanwhile, Very captured the Narrator. Very had also captured Freddy and put him in a trance.

Frankie saw Toilet Paper 3 alone.

Meanwhile, Very made a special power juice which allowed for one power. Really got fire, J got earth, Stu got water, Narrator got air, and Freddy got fire.

Cleff and Frankie found Stu, broke his spell, and traveled to Evil Inc. B, Stu, Frankie, and Cleff had a conference. Then, hypnotized J arrived. He had a different wake-up word.

Evil Inc went into lockdown, but Cleff smashed the ground, and every floor they were on or below got broken. Evil Inc got wrecked.

B and Stu went to Clarence's Machine Parts to build a rocket. They went to space to see that J's trance word was "Live". B and Stu went back to Earth and broke J's trance. Then they all went up to space. They knocked the Narrator to Earth, then Freddy because he had a different kind of trance.

Meanwhile, Very had built another laser, but suddenly the satellite had a dust error and slammed into Earth. Everyone then lost their special powers and Cleff chucked Very and Really into a river.


Very Evil 4: Powers

Cleff was flying to Canada because he was mad at them for giving Very and Really pets. But they got captured by Very and Really.

Meanwhile, J, B, and Stu bought rocket boots and became Team Rocket Boots. They also decided to have Awesome Pirate Music as their theme song.

Cleff then fell in dream lava, which sucked away Cleff's powers, but Cleff wouldn't die unless he did in his dream. Cleff dreamed of Zorro, General, and Reinforcements.

Very and Really stole Cleff's powers and then went to the sky. Freddy went up there and Very explained he wasn't stupid from having powers because of a crystal. Very hid it. Freddy got through some traps and commanded the crystal to make Very and Really not have superpowers.

Meanwhile, Frankie befriended a huge dog named Max, who defeated the tick that swallowed Freddy and Frankie about a year ago. E.T. had a war on Max with the evil aliens. The E.T. won.

Max then jumped to Very's and Really's rocket. Then the rocket's engine exploded and began to fall. Very, while this was happening, destroyed J, B, and Stu's rocket boots. A little bit later, the rocket smashed, and Frankie sunk the dream lava and gave superpowers back to Cleff. Very got mad at Really because their plan failed, and then Cleff flew to Canada with Frankie and Freddy.


Very Evil 5: Center

Very and Really stole a giant drill. Cleff, attacking Canada, learned that Very was in the Sahara desert, and he took Frankie and Freddy there.

Meanwhile, Very had just finished his rocket laser, but to make it powerful enough to destroy the world, he needed an EPPLFCTCSFTUOLS.

Very pet his dog Cute, and then Really arrived with his cat, Awesome. Awesome gave Very a permanent scar and Cute a temporary one.

A few moments later, Cleff and Frankie and Freddy and Very and Really met a guy named Red G in the center of the world. Red G then stole Very's rocket laser and locked it up. Then he chucked Very in pit lava, lava which you get stuck in forever if you fall in it. Very luckily fell on hardened lava. Red G also locked up Really.

Cleff saw his dream lava friends there, who explained dream lava people went to Red Territory.

Very got back to land and fought Mega Very, who he recently fought while stealing the drill. He fell in pit lava.

Very then got his rocket laser. He ran toward the gate to the core of the world, which he'd destroy.

Cleff and Freddy broke into the castle of Red G to save Frankie, who Red G had also kidnapped. They freed Frankie and Really.

Very unlocked the gate after the tick fell in pit lava. He was about to destroy the world when he saw his father, Wicked, who was alive because right before his execution, Red G saved him. Very then pushed everyone into the core and blew the world up, but Cleff stopped time and put the world back together and saved everyone.

Really joined the good side, and he expressed his fear of Big Tony, who walked up to Really a few seconds later.


Very Evil 6: Horribleness

Very, in space, saw Big Daddy in space and rescued him. Very then got a deal to sell Evil Inc for a billion bucks. He did and then went to Earth. There he found Big Tony crushed under a tree, so he made him Darth Tony.

Meanwhile, Cleff wanted revenge on a kid named Fredrick for making him hate Frankie temporarily.

Very used some of his money he got to make superpower juice. He drank some and started to cause havoc, including killing Cleff. Very also got mad at people for making Evil Inc into Anti-Evil Inc. Another thing Very did was drop Awesome in pit lava.

Very then destroyed the world. Freddy and Frankie got a spaceship and put Max in it. J, B, and Stu came in it after getting their rocket boots back. Really also survived because he could breathe without oxygen, and he could make fire in space.

On the Moon, the good guys stopped Very from making clones of himself, or Evils. Then the good guys made the world whole again by using a collective redith electricity gadget. They all landed back on Earth again. The bad news was Really turned evil again. Very had already gotten back to Earth too. He built a time machine.


Very Evil 7: Time

Freddy went back in time and saved Cleff. Then multiple people went back in time.

Darth Tony stopped the tree from falling on him, making him Big Tony again.

Fredrick tried to kill Frankie, but then realized he wasn't that bad.

Really caught his cat before falling in pit lava, and then he fell in pit lava. There he met Zorro, and then he did what the Narrator had told him to do to get out of pit lava. Really, Awesome, and Zorro had to beat Red G in a Super Smash Bros Melee match to get out of pit lava. They beat him.

Frankie went back in time sixty-five million years. There, he learned Dubya was really a groundhog and that dinos pass out when you fart in their mouths. There was also a dino named King Blood that Frankie turned into a "U-man".

Very had a plan to kill Time Jones, Cleff's non-superhero form. He failed, but he and Cleff and Freddy met an evil guy named Blood.

After all this, everyone went back forward in time to the present. Cleff was called to the Council of the Sages, where Cleff was informed that the time portal had been closed off. He then said that Cleff, along with the help of "thou with scar created by cat", will fart in some Blood's dino's form's mouth. Otherwise, Blood will rule the world.

Really remembered how when Very needed materials for his rocket laser, he made three drill holes in an asteroid to get materials. The asteroid then was going to hit Earth. Cleff prevented that. Actually J, B, and Stu redirected its path.

They all went back to the Tower of Darkness, Very's base. There, Very got shot by Blood, and then Cleff hit Blood with a sword. Blood fell many many stories.


Between Very Evil 7 and 8

A gem got stolen by Punctuationinatorkillerman, but Cleff got the gem back and put the man behind bars. Unfortunately, Cleff's apartment burned down.

Cleff, Frankie, Freddy, and Fredrick traveled to Atlantis. The Sharkmen then attacked the place. Cleff found out that the Atlantian King was betraying his people, but before Cleff could tell anyone, Cleff was above lava along with Frankie, Freddy, Fredrick, and the clone he had made to protect them. The evil king dropped a Cleff in lava, but it was dream lava. The good guys then escaped and dumped the king in lava. Then the good guys won the battle.

J, B, and Stu went to space. They met creatures there like the hoaca on Mars, pedagogue on Mars' moon, and stenchars on the Moon. Also on the Moon, Team Rocket Boots rescued Red G, who got captured by the stenchars previously.


Very Evil 8: Blood

Very was buried at his funeral. Some time later, Cleff was attacked by Very's ghost. Cleff gave Very to the Great Sage, and then Cleff and Frankie went to where Blood died. Cleff looked down from the window Blood fell out of and found out he fell in a dumpster filled with pillows. The tower then went into lockdown mode, and Cleff and Frankie managed to escape the place before it fell down. Blood then captured Frankie.

Cleff was called down to the observatory, where a scientist explained the sky was red and would destroy anything that tried to go through it.

Cleff then got Very back and they dug up his body. Cleff was told only someone as old as Blood could put Very's body and soul together. So Cleff paid Blood a visit. They couldn't talk Blood into doing so, so they freed Frankie. Frankie said Dubya was as old as Blood, so they went to D.C.

While in D.C., Very and Cleff found Really, and after Very got back to normal, Really came with them back to New York.

Cleff and friends paid another visit to Blood's lab, where he had captured Fredrick and Freddy. Cleff freed them, but the lab exploded and Blood got Very's powers, except for hardening fire. Also, Blood could hover. Blood became dictator and Cleff, Fredrick, Freddy, and Frankie hid in a secret base in the mountains. Fredrick betrayed them, and Blood found them. The good guys made it down the mountain.

Fredrick then got scratched by Awesome and now had a scar.

Then, Cleff flew Very, Really, Frankie, and Freddy up into the sky to stop Asteroid XYZ from crashing into Earth. Blood and Fredrick flew up too, and there Blood turned into King Blood, Blood's dino form. They exploded the asteroid and everyone went back to Earth. There Cleff farted in King Blood's mouth, and then Fredrick electrocuted Blood, killing him. Fredrick then got arrested. In place of Blood's body was a black orb.


Bonus: Big Tony's Evil Song

I am evil, yes I am. Crush them good guys with a giant ham! Sharks are cool, when they're murdering a guy! Blood and guts are too! Yahoo! We are evil! Ha ha ha! Crush these good guys with a saw! And when we chop off their heads, a glorious time! Because we are evil! Ha ha ha! Evil as can be! And we step on their blood and victory won, because evil is the way to be!