Very Evil 8: Blood (Featuring Blood) (1/31/07 - 3/1/07)


Part 1: The Funeral

It was a funeral for Very Evil. He died because of Blood, who had shot him and ruined the series' no-really-harsh-violence reputation. Cleff then struck Blood in the shoulder, and then Blood fell out of the Tower of Darkness. But this was nine months ago. Very's funeral had been postponed so long because people in jail wanted to get out of jail first.

There were many people at the funeral. There were politicians, journalists, good guys, bad guys, psycho killers, and ever ur mom. But besides all that, there was Cleff. Cleff was sitting next to Freddy, Frankie, and Fredrick, Cleff's friends.

Cleff watched as Very's body was lowered into his grave, and then covered with dirt and cement. *So this is his fate*, Cleff thought.

"I never thought he would die," said Freddy. "But, I mean, he was evil."

"I don't really think that he deserved it, though," said Cleff.

Fredrick remained quiet because he didn't really know Very. He was only a new member of the gang.

"He was evil, but not too evil," said Frankie. "Blood is too evil. Good thing he's dead too."

Cleff seemed to flinch every time he heard the word "dead". He didn't really like the word, and he was, in fact, apprehensive of it. But Cleff's fears didn't really matter. Now it seemed like nothing could go wrong...


Part 2: Very's Ghost

Cleff was in an alleyway two days after the funeral. He was taking a shortcut to the market. Yeah... he must have forgot he could fly.

Then suddenly, out of no where came a transparent being who looked a lot like Very. "Wow," said Cleff. "You look like Very!"

"That's because I'm Very's ghost," said Very's ghost.

"I don't believe in scrooms - I mean ghosts," said Cleff.

"Be quiet weasel!" yelled Very. "You killed me pretty much when you yelled 'Very said you don't own the tower'. Now it's my time for revenge. Why? Because I've got superpowers! Why? Because I drank so much in my life. And now I will get my revenge! Why? Because revenge is my middle name!"

Very shot out electricity from his hand, and it shocked Cleff. Cleff broke free of it, but Very shot out more of the electricity. Cleff backflipped to dodge the second shot, and Very missed Cleff.

"Stop!" shouted Cleff. "I can help bring you to life!"

"Riiight," said Very, about to throw a third shot of electricity.

"I can!" said Cleff.

Suddenly, Very and Cleff were called somewhere.


Part 3: Cleff, Very, and the Sage

Cleff and Very appeared in the Council of the Sages, where the Great Sage had something to say.

"See how Very is a ghost?" the Great Sage asked to Cleff.

"Yeah, so what?" said Cleff.

"That means that Very died, but now he's back!" said the Great Sage.

"Soooooo," said Cleff.

"That means Blood can come back too!" said the Great Sage.

"Riiight," said Cleff. "You get worried about the strangest things."

"You can't defeat Blood without farting in his dino form's mouth!" exclaimed the Great Sage. "That's what the prophecy says!"

"What's with you and that prophecy?" said Cleff. "Look, I don't care about a prophecy. I just want to know if there's any way I can bring Very back to life."

"It may be possible," said the Great Sage. "Leave Very here for a while. When I call you back again, I'll tell you if it's possible."

Cleff then disappeared out of the council, but Very stayed.

"Now where is my lasanga?" the Great Sage asked himself.


Part 4: The Scene of the Crime

Cleff appeared back in the alleyway, and Cleff forgot all about the supermarket trip. Cleff flew to Frankie's house.

Surprisingly, Freddy nor Fredrick was there. Just Frankie. "He's at football practice," explained Frankie.

"Oh, well, come with me to the Tower of Darkness," said Cleff. "Blood may still be alive, so we have to investigate the scene of the death."

Cleff and Freddy went to the Tower of Darkness, and investigated the scene.

"It's been nine months," said Frankie. "Everything would have been cleaned up."

"Nah," said Cleff. "The janitor didn't want to clean in here because he thought random frogs now inhabited the room."

"That's weird," said Frankie. "Anyway, how did a strike in the shoulder hurt Blood so much in the first place?"

"Yeah... and how come Blood's body wasn't found?" wondered Cleff.

Cleff and Frankie walked over to the still-broken window. Cleff looked out of it and down. He saw the road eighty stories down, and he also saw something else. Almost directly below the tower was a dumpster filled with pillows.

"Pillows!" shouted Cleff. "That's how Blood survived!"

Then, suddenly, steel walls came out of the window and locked Cleff and Frankie in the tower. Cleff turned around to run toward the door, and as he did, he saw a TV. Blood was on it.


Part 5: Escape from the Tower

"Hello Cleff!" said Blood. "You are a huge nuisance, eh? Bye bye, because there's TNT at the base of the tower and it'll explode in about ten minutes. Oh, and the elevators and windows have been locked off!"

The TV screen went black and a voice said, "This TV will explode in a millisecond." It exploded.

Cleff grabbed Frankie and dragged him out of the room. Or tried. The door was locked.

"It's locked!" shouted Cleff. Then something totally unrealistic happened: Cleff farted.

"Nasty!" shouted Frankie. He couldn't take the smell, and Frankie needed semi-fresh air. He had to get out of the room! So, Frankie charged at the door and knocked it down.

Cleff and Frankie ran out into the hallway, and they ran to the stairs. Cleff and Frankie slid down the banisters quickly to reach the fiftieth floor. This staircase was broken from below there, so they had to run to the other side of the tower.

As they ran in the hallway to the other staircase, Frankie asked Cleff, "Couldn't you have just flown to the first floor from that staircase?"

Cleff was about to say something really retarded when Cleff and Frankie were grabbed by five guards.

"Blood said to capture you," said a guard.

"Blood also put lit TNT at the base of this tower," responded Frankie.

"What!?" cried the guards.

"Yes he did," confirmed Cleff. "And I'll get you all out of here quick if you don't annihilate us."

"Fine," said the guards.

Cleff, Frankie, and the guards rushed to the other staircase. Cleff formed his body with everyone else's bodies and then blasted the staircase to smithereens. Then Cleff flew down to the ground floor and unmorphed. Cleff and friends ran out of the tower just as the TNT exploded.


Part 6: Falling Tower

The Tower of Darkness fell over and landed on a building. A guy in the building almost got hurt, so he wanted to get revenge on the tower. The guy used a laser cannon to break the tower into two, and the tower pieces tumbled onto the street, which created a large traffic jam.

Back to Cleff and Frankie. "You know that whole morphing thing, flying, and destroying those stairs?" said Frankie. "How come you didn't do that earlier?"

"Because of fate," said Cleff.

"What?" said Frankie.

"Destiny does strange things to you," said Cleff. Cleff smiled as he said this. Then he began laughing for no reason.

"Right," said Frankie.

Then, suddenly, Blood came out of a car near them. "I'm here," he said. Blood snapped his fingers and tons of people came out of cars all around them. They were Blood's henchmen.


Part 7: Blood's Henchmen

Henchmen came from everywhere, closing in on Frankie and Cleff. Cleff dove into the crowd, swinging his fists left and right, but he had left Frankie behind.

"Take the boy hostage," said Blood to his henchmen, "but don't even injure him unless Cleff is annihilated."

Frankie was dragged away into a van. Frankie got chucked at the van's wall. Blood responded to this by saying, "You hurt him! I said don't injure him and you chuck him at a wall!"

"Sorry, master," apologized the henchman.

"Sorry, no, no, no. You're fired!" said Blood. "Actually, henchmen are hard to come by these days. Nevermind what I said."

Cleff had no clue what was going on, and was still fighting henchmen. He used simple moves, like the punch and kick; he used combo moves, like the triple pain; he used special moves too, like the Cleff slam. Although special moves were hard to come by.

When Cleff's KO meter hit three-hundred, he had enough KO's to do a super special move: the KO and move-onto-boss attack. But as soon as Cleff did this attack, Blood yelled, "Drive!"

Blood's van drove off, and Cleff chased it. Cleff landed on the van. Blood heard a clunking sound and put the van in auto-drive. Blood then climbed out the roof to see Cleff on top of his van.

"So, you followed me, eh?" said Blood.

"You took that kid in your van, Frankie, hostage," said Cleff.

"I know his name," said Blood. "I've been monitoring you and all your friends for a while now."

Cleff decided that it was time to throw a punch at Blood's head. It would be a nice punch, one that didn't hurt, but gave the message that he wanted to throw the first punch. Of course, Cleff missed. It was a nice miss.

"Ha!" yelled Blood. Blood punched Cleff off the van. Cleff landed on the pavement of some road, and Blood's henchmen held Cleff back. Soon, the van was out of sight, and Frankie was gone.

"Hey henchman and other henchman," said Cleff. "Um...let me go."

"No," said a henchman.

"Please," said Cleff.

"No," said a henchman.

"Well then," said Cleff, "I have no choice then to beat the crud out of yous."

Cleff made his hands turn into sledgehammers and swung furiously at the henchmen. Let's just say that now they have scrambled heads.


Part 8: A Call from a Guy

Later that day, Cleff was called on his cell phone. It was a nice cell phone, razor thin and all, but he paid one million dollars to the minute.

Anyway, Cleff answered the call. It was from a guy.

"Come down to the observatory," said the guy.

"Okay," said Cleff. "Um... who is this?"

"YOUR MOM!" yelled the guy, and the guy hung up.


Part 9: The Observatory

Cleff went down to the observatory, where local scientist Smart was waiting.

"Did you see the sky?" he asked.

"No," said Cleff.

"It's a different color," said Smart.

"What? Black? It does that at night," said Cleff.

"No!" said Smart. "Red!"

"I thought it's always red," said Cleff.

Smart slapped his forehead. "The sky is red because of chemicals in the atmosphere," explained Smart. "Chemicals that will melt or burn or destroy anything."

"Is that good?" asked Cleff.

"Well, no one can leave Earth, but asteroids will be destroyed too," said Smart. "It appears as if the chemicals are being fed from the ground, too."

"Can I take a look in the telescope?" asked Cleff.

"NO! MY TELESCOPE! NO TOUCHY!" yelled the scientist.

"Okay..." said Cleff. "So, I guess we're safe from asteroids, right?"

"Well, one is approaching as we speak... It's huge in fact! I'd say we have about a day before it hits. Now these chemicals in the atmosphere can protect us, or if the chemicals are stopped being fed, kill us," said the smart guy.

"Ooh, sounds exciting!" exclaimed Cleff. "Where's the person putting the chemicals in the sky?"

"Well, a beam is shooting up from where the Tower of Darkness used to be," said Smart.

"I'm going then," said Cleff. "Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bye!"


Part 10: Ruins of Darkness

Cleff flew to the ruins of the Tower of Darkness. And sure enough, a beam was shooting out of the dumpster filled with pillows toward the sky.

"The pillow dumpster is teh evilest?" Cleff wondered.

Cleff dove into the dumpster and pillow feathers went flying as Cleff beat up pillows. Then Cleff remembered pillows were non-living creatures.

"I'll get you next time, you pillows!" said Cleff to the pillows.

Still, Cleff knew there was something peculiar about this dumpster. So Cleff dove down to the bottom of the dumpster. Sure enough, there was something strange. The bottom of the dumpster was deep down into the ground.

Cleff got to the bottom anyway, and down there, there was a door. Cleff opened the door and was in some weird lab. There were chemicals and potions, and sitting in a chair watching a monitor was Blood.


Part 11: In the Lab Place

Cleff snuck behind a desk, careful not to make a sound. Cleff watched Blood watch the monitor, and nothing happened. Then suddenly, Blood began to talk.

"I know you're there," said Blood. "Cleff."

Cleff remained silent.

Blood got up from his chair and walked to Cleff's position. Blood kicked Cleff. "Get up!" he said.

Cleff got up, and punched Blood. Blood fell on a table, and the table launched the potions and chemicals of the lab into the air. Glasses smashed.

Cleff charged at Blood, but Blood ran. "Afraid?" said Cleff.

"No," said Blood, rushing over to an over. "I'm just getting my spinach candy."

Blood took out a tray of disgusting candies from the oven. Cleff made weird faces looking at them.

"Were you looking for your friend Frankie, perhaps? Or maybe you wanted to see what that beam was for, eh?" said Blood. "Well, I don't care what you're looking for, because I just don't care."

Blood ate some of the candies. "Mmmm...tastes good." he said.

Cleff walked up to Blood, and Blood didn't even move his pinky. Cleff charged up a punch and knocked Blood across the room. Blood hit his monitor, breaking it, and slid down to the floor.

"How dare you!" cried Blood. Blood got up and walked over to Cleff. He punched him in the mouth, at the stomach, and then he punched Cleff at a wall. Cleff was hurt.

"Ha!" laughed Blood. "Who's the weak one now?"

Blood took out a knife. "Bye bye, Cleff," he said. Blood jabbed the knife at Cleff. Cleff was too afraid to move. Would this be the end?

Suddenly, Cleff disappeared.


Part 12: Great Sage Again

Cleff had been called down to the Council of Sages.

"I'm... I'm... alive!" said Cleff.

"Yes," said the Great Sage. "So I've called you down to tell you about Very."

"Is it possible to turn him human again?" asked Cleff.

"Yes, it is," said the Great Sage. "But for now, I've released Very into the world. He needs to find his body."

"So...um...he just finds his body...and BAM! He's alive again," said Cleff.

"No," said the Great Sage. "After finding his body, he must bring it to Blood. Blood is the only one who can fuse bodies and souls together."

"The only one?" asked Cleff.

"The art of fusing body and soul together was lost long ago," said the Great Sage.


Part 13: Frankie and Blood Talk

Blood was confused. He was about to slice Cleff, but then Cleff disappeared. Whatever. Cleff wasn't a threat. Besides, Frankie was still his hostage. Speaking of Frankie, Blood wanted to speak to him.

Blood walked to Frankie's cage. "What do you want?" asked Frankie.

"I want to know Cleff's weaknesses," said Blood.

"Not telling!" said Frankie confidently.

"Well..." said Blood.

"Well what?" asked Frankie. "Hurting me will make your hostage go bye bye."

"Haven't you ever heard of torture?" said Blood.

"Well...what if It don't know Cleff's weakness?" asked Frankie.

"Well then, you U-man," said Blood. "You get tortured more."

"Look, I know you hate me because I turned you into a U-man all those years ago," said Frankie. "But it's not that bad."

"Oh, I can forgive you for that," said Blood. "Not that I will. But I really don't care who you are. All I want to know is information."

"I'll tell you nothing!" said Frankie.

"Well, you have two friends: Freddy and Fredrick," said Blood.

"Maybe," said Frankie.

"You're not gonna let me get any information out of you, eh?" said Blood.

"None at all," said Frankie.

"Torture it is," announced Blood.


Part 14: The Graveyard

Cleff and Very's ghost were at the graveyard where Very was buried. The graveyard freaked Cleff out, especially since it was night.

They finally got to the grave. Very looked at his grave. "Who put 'He was ebil' on my grave?" asked Very.

"Heh heh," laughed Cleff.

"Let's start digging," said Very.

Cleff took out a shovel and dug at super sonic speed. Soon, a coffin was unearthed.

"Open it," said Very.

Cleff did, and saw the body of Very Evil. Everything was mostly intact, which was good.

"Grab it and let's get outta here," ordered Very.

Cleff only touched it, and a cold and screechy voice began to talk. "Digging up graves, huh?" it said. "We can't let you do that."

"We?" gulped Cleff.

Cleff picked up Very's body and turned around. What Cleff saw was an army of skeletons coming out of the ground.

"What'cha gonna do now, mortal? asked a skeleton.

Cleff had Very's body in one hand and made a fist with the other. "This," said Cleff.

Cleff punched skeletons that came his way, dodged some punches, dodged swords, and just beat those skeletons up. It was fun. But soon all the skeletons that Cleff was fighting had swords. Cleff beat one up and stole a sword.

Then Cleff had teh awesomest sword fights! He fought skeletons like Link would fight Gannondork. Cleff did a cling-chingy here, and a rip, die there. Except skeletons can't rip or die. So...whatever.

Cleff then made his way toward the exit of the graveyard. With Very's body in one hand and a sword in the other, Cleff avoided punches and did quick sword fights. Cleff then got to the gate, which was closed.

"You can fly!" said Very's ghost, outside the gate. Cleff flew over the gate.

"What the heck!" cried Cleff.

"I know," Very smiled.

"What?" wondered Cleff.


Part 15: Saving Frankie 'n Stuff

Very's ghost and Cleff went to the Tower of Darkness' ruins. Cleff was carrying Very's body.

Cleff and Very's ghost entered the dumpster filled with pillows. Getting to the bottom, Cleff opened the door. Blood was waiting.

"Cleff!" said Blood. "You're back."

Blood threw a punch at Cleff, but Cleff dodged it. "I want Frankie," Cleff said.

"No," said Blood. Blood threw another punch, and Cleff dodged that one, too.

"I want you to fuse my body with my soul," said Very's ghost. "I hear you're the only one who can do that."

"For you! Never!" laughed Blood.

Cleff dropped Very's body and really got into a fight. Very helped by shooting electricity at Blood, but Blood just dodged that.

"You know," said Blood, "I put Frankie in torture."

"What!?!" cried Cleff. Cleff got angry and charged up a punch. He punched Blood across the room into an empty cage, and then Cleff ran over and locked the cage.

"Let me out!" cried Blood.

"Okay," said Cleff, but Very shocked Cleff.

"Find Frankie," said Very. "I'll threaten Blood to put my body and soul together."

"Good idea," said Cleff, and he was off.

Cleff found a henchman who was torturing Frankie, so Cleff punched the henchman and grabbed the Frankie. Frankie and Cleff ran back to Blood, trapped like a llama in a beaver's dam. You know, because he was in a cage.

"So you've got Frankie, eh?" said Blood.

"Yeah, and I want you to put me in my body," said Very.

"Just no," said Blood.

"Why does he have to do that?" asked Frankie.

"Because the art of fusing soul and body together was lost long ago," explained Very.

"I think I know someone who could know the art," said Frankie.

"Who?" asked Cleff and Very.

"Dubya," said Frankie.

So Frankie and Very and Cleff, carrying Very's body, left the lab. Frankie called Max and they were off to D.C.

Blood though, had hidden a laser in his pocket, and lasered himself out of his cage. "Idiots," he said.


Part 16: In Blood's Clutches

Football practice had just ended, and Fredrick and Freddy went to Frankie's house. Surprisingly, Frankie wasn't there. "Where'd Frankie go?" asked Freddy.

"I don't know," said Fredrick.

Freddy then saw a note on a table. Freddy picked it up and read it aloud. "Cleff wanted me to go to the Tower of Darkness with him. Sorry you couldn't come, but you were at football."

"Well, we're definitely not going there," said Fredrick. "I mean, it's past eight o'clock."

"Oh, we're going," said Freddy.

Freddy and Fredrick took the subway to get to Subway, had a sandwich, then took the subway to get to the Tower of Darkness. Or at least, what was left of it.

"Oh my frog!" cried Freddy.

"It collapsed," said Fredrick. "Hey, Freddy, you think Frankie could've been inside when this collapsed?"

"Don't even say that!" scolded Freddy.

"But I just did," replied Fredrick.

"Well...um...don't say it again," said Freddy.

"Okay...well... I don't see him anywhere," said Fredrick. "We should go."

"No," said Freddy. "Um...he could be hiding in that dumpster that's filled with pillows."

Freddy jumped in the pillow dumpster, and Fredrick had no choice but to follow. Freddy and Fredrick searched through the pillows, and by searching, they sunk into the dumpster. After a long time of searching, Freddy and Fredrick were at the bottom of the dumpster. Freddy I-spied-with-his-little-eye a door. Freddy opened it. Blood answered. "Why hello, Freddy and Fredrick," he laughed. "Henchmen!"


Part 17: Welcome to D.C.

It was some time past eight o'clock when Frankie, Cleff, and Very arrived in D.C. Cleff wanted everyone to see Very's dead body, but Very's ghost quickly shrunk it to a miniscule size, so the body was nearly invisible. Cleff put the body in his pocket.

Cleff and Very and Frankie then trespassed into the White House, and then they trespassed into the president's office. Instead of the president, though, there was a kid sitting in the president's chair.

"I'm definitely the president and not some kid named Cory," Cory said.

"Right," said Frankie. "Where's the president, Cory?"

"Didn't you just hear me?" asked Cory.

"No," said Frankie. "Now get out of here before you get in trouble."

Cory left.

Cleff then said to Frankie, "Can you stay here with Very's body waiting for Dubya, while Very and I explore this city?"

"Yeah, yeah, fine," said Frankie.

So Cleff took Very's miniscule body out of his pocket and restored it to normal size.


Part 18: Really the Robber

"Cleff, I'm going to the ghetto part of D.C. so you just do whatever," said Very's ghost.

Cleff was walking toward the wrestling arena, but suddenly someone who looked like Really assaulted Cleff. "Give me all your money!" he commanded.

"I could beat you up with my pinky," said Cleff.

"You liar," said the robber. "Now give me your money."

"No," said Cleff.

The robber began to bounce around like an idiot laughing. Cleff laughed. "You're one crazy little man," said Cleff.

Very's ghost showed up then. "Ghetto D.C. is weird," he said. Very then saw the robber. "Really?"

Really was Very's accomplice when Very was alive. Really mysteriously disappeared after Very died, and now here Really was. Needless to say, Really was a thief.

"Very?" said Really. "No, I must be seeing things. You look like a ghost!"

"That's because I am one!" explained Very. "Now where's my dog, Cute?" Cute was, of course, the name of Very's dog.

"Heh heh...well... I stranded Cute into the woods. Awesome's alive though," said Really. Awesome was Really's cat.

"What!?!" cried Very. Very turned to Cleff. "Kill him."

Cleff took out a sword and swung at Really's neck, but out of no where came another sword. Zorro's sword.

"Zorro! Thank you!" exclaimed Really.

"Don't thank me! Thank justice!" said Zorro. Zorro turned to Cleff. "You are evil. And I fight for honor! For justice!"

"Wait, no, I'm not evil or evil," said Cleff.

"I don't care! Just die!" shouted Zorro. Zorro swung his sword at Cleff, but Cleff jumped up into the air and landed on Zorro's head. Zorro fell.

"Now I have to get back to the White House," said Cleff.


Part 19: Dubya's Art

Cleff and Very went back to the White House to see Dubya and Frankie waiting. "There you guys are," said Frankie.

"Frankie tells me that Very here wants to be human again," said Dubya. "And since I'm really a groundhog who has been alive for sixty-five million years, I have the art of fusing body and soul together."

"Yes!" exclaimed Very.

"Very, sit near your body," ordered Dubya.

"Okay," agreed Very, and Very moved closer to his body.

"Hace uno!" shouted Dubya.

Very's ghost slid into his body. Very's body then got up off the ground.

"Now I have to seal you inside your body because in exactly one minute and nineteen-point-one-five-six-two seconds you will become a spirit once again," said Dubya.

"Wait...the Spanish language is a lost art?" asked Very.

"Somewhat," answered Dubya. And Dubya was about to say something else when J, B, and Stu, or Team Rocket Boots, broke through the White House's window.

"Blood's here!" cried J.


Part 20: Misfortune in D.C.

Frankie, Very, and Cleff looked out the window and saw hundreds of henchmen on the streets. And in the air was a helicopter. The helicopter flew real close to the White House and Blood jumped out of the helicopter into the White House.

"Give me Dubya!" he ordered.

"No!" yelled Cleff.

"Yes!" said Blood.

Blood threw a net on Dubya and dragged him into his helicopter.

"Aren't you gonna do something?" asked Frankie.

"No," said Cleff.

Frankie turned around to Very, whose soul was slipping out of his body. "Isn't anyone gonna do something?" asked Frankie.

"Cleff, carry Frankie and body," said Very, "We follow the helicopter!"


Part 21: Blood's Speech

Blood flew his helicopter above a wealthy crowd of politicians and yelled down to them, "I have your president!"

The politicians gasped. One of them said, "Liar!"

So Blood stuck Dubya out the window with a knife to Dubya's neck. The politicians immediately understood who they were dealing with.

"Finally, a terrorist who hates the president!" they all shouted.

*What was going on? They're supposed to be begging me not to kill the president so I become king*, thought Blood.

"Shoot him!" cried the people. Blood looked out the helicopter to see a tank. It fired a shot at the helicopter, but a shield surrounded the copter and the ammo went to waste.

"I'm invincible!" cried Blood. "It is worthless to shoot. Now, I think you might want to rethink something. That red sky up there may protect us from meteors, but real soon the XYZ Asteroid, which its path was redirected by me, will crash into Earth as the red sky turns blue. This will cause all of the United States to die!"

"What!?" cried the politicians.

"That's right!" explained Blood. "But there's a way to stop this. Make me your king!"

"Never!" cried a guy. "Ever! Plever! Jever! Jevery! JIBEVERY! JIB-"

"Well then-" started Blood, but he got punched by Dubya.

"Stupid dictator," said Dubya.

Cleff was watching the whole thing, along with Very's ghost and Frankie.

"Can't you two go straight through that force field?" asked Frankie to Very and Cleff.

"Yeah, pretty much," replied Cleff.

So Cleff and Very's ghost flew straight through the force field and into the helicopter.

"Blood's unconscious," said Dubya. "Do you have Very's body?"

Cleff took out a miniscule Very's body from his pocket and restored it to normal size.

"Hace uno!" shouted Dubya. Very's ghost slid into his body. Then Dubya asked, "Do you have a dancing monkey?"

"What?" wondered Very.

"What?" wondered Very.

"It's the only way to seal you into your body," explained Dubya.

So Cleff turned himself into a monkey and danced to Six Flags music. Very heard a click and he felt locked in his body.

"I'm alive! I'm alive!" cried Very.

But Blood came awake. "No! Just no!" he said. "Very's alive! I hate you, Dubya!" Blood took a knife out of his pocket, but at that moment, Cleff and Very were called back to the Council of Sages.


Part 22: Another Meeting

"I see Very has his body back," said the Great Sage.

"Yes, I have a body now," said Very.

"Okay, now to the saving the world part," said the Great Sage. "You know what you two must do. You must fart in Blood's dino's form's mouth!"

"Yeah...about that..." started Cleff, but he was interrupted.

"Tis the only way!" said the Great Sage.

"Yeah, but...like... I haven't eaten beans in a while," said Cleff.

"Oh...tis it? Well then...we have a feast!" said the Great Sage.


Part 23: Going Back to NYC

Very and Cleff appeared next to Frankie. Frankie said to Cleff, "You should've seen what just happened!" Cleff noticed a crashed helicopter on the ground. Frankie continued as Cleff wondered what had happened. "Dubya dodged Blood's knife, but then Dubya grabbed it, shut down the force field, and then he chucked the knife into the rotor. Then Dubya jumped out, but Blood seemingly disappeared."

"He probably used a pocket plane to escape," said Very.

"Probably. Um... I think we should go back to New York City now," said Frankie. "MAX!"

The huge dog landed next to Frankie and Very and Cleff, and they all got on Max. They were about to leave when Really came running up to them. "Can I come?" Really asked.

"Why?" asked Very.

"Well, what happened was Big Tony wanted to go to D.C. to see the mafia. You know Big Tony, how he forces people to do stuff? Well, he forced me to go with him. Big Tony paid for everything, but then he hated the mafia and left without me. I went broke and had to rob people. So now I have no way to go back to New York City," said Really.

"Fine," said Very. "But where'd you dump Cute?"

"Central Park," answered Really.

So Really got on Max and Max was off.


Part 24: Back to Blood Lair

The four people got off Max and entered the dumpster filled with pillows. They opened the door, and Blood was not there. But Cleff and Frankie spotted Fredrick and Freddy in cages.

"Help!" cried Fredrick and Freddy in unison. Frankie grabbed a key on the keyrack and freed Freddy and Fredrick.

Frankie then turned around to go to the control panel. He was about to hit the button to make the sky blue, when Blood jumped down form the ceiling and tackled Frankie.

"Ha! Thought I was dead, eh?" said Blood.

"No," replied Very and Cleff.

"Well I'm alive! Ha!" shouted Blood. "Oh, I see you freed my prisoners! Ha! You care for people! Ha! Again! Ha!"

"Are you like, crazy or something?" asked Freddy.

"Was that an insult?" asked Blood. Blood took out a blade. Blood walked over to Freddy, and he swung. But out of no where came four other blades. Those of Frankie, Very, Really, and of course, Zorro.

"We fight for honor!" he shouted. "For justice!"

They all fought in a fierce sword battle. Fredrick and Freddy both creeped toward the exit. Frankie, though, fought with valor. He attacked Blood as if attacking his dad.

"How dare you think about attacking me!" bellowed Frankie's dad, coming out of no where.

Frankie ignored him and made a critical hit at Blood's left shoulder. Blood sunk to the floor, hurt. Cleff then kicked the evil man unconscious.

"Should I press the 'Make the Sky Blue' button?" asked Frankie.

"Yes," said Cleff.

Frankie did, but instead of making the sky blue, a voice spoke. "This lab will explode in one second," it said.

Cleff stopped time, collected everyone except Blood, and escaped. Then he resumed time. The lab then exploded.

"Do you think that's the last we'll see of Blood?" asked Frankie.

"No," responded Cleff. "Blood's a smart and clever foe. He's almost definitely survived that explosion."

And Cleff was right. As dramatic music played in the background, the ground lifted up, and underneath the ground came Blood, on fire, with his eyes popped out of his head.

Very jumped into his anti-superhero form, the Flaming Fly-Loser. This would be a fight to remember.


Part 25: Firefighters

*What's happening to me?* wondered Blood. Blood was on fire, but he felt no pain. Was he dying? Then Blood rose up into the air, broke through his ceiling, and floated above ground. *This has never happened to me before*, thought Blood. Then Blood knew. He had superpowers.

*Ha! Superpowers! With these I shall rule the world!*

Just then, Very turned into some fire form too, except Very couldn't hover. This was Blood's advantage.

Blood threw a fireball at Very, but Very hit it back at Blood. Blood hovered a bit lower and dodged it.

Very threw a fireball now, and then jumped toward Blood. Blood dodged the fireball, but Very grabbed Blood's leg. Blood started shaking his leg, but Very held. Very heated Blood's leg through fireballs, and Blood cried out in pain.

But Blood kicked Very off of him with his other foot. Very fell onto the ground, and then he remembered something: he could harden fire, and Blood couldn't!

Very chucked some hardened fire at Blood. *What the?* thought Blood. Blood threw fire at the strange solid, and the hardened fire flew back at Very. Very tried to dodge the hardened fire, but his sleeves got punctured by the hardened fire. Very flew backward and the hardened fire brought Very into the ground. Very was now pinned to the ground.

"I'm stuck!" Very cried.

"Ha ha," said Blood. "Well, I'm off to be dictator!"

Blood hovered away, and as he did, his eyes sunk back into his face.


Part 26: Dictator

Blood hovered over New York City. "I am your dictator now!" he cried down to them. "And I command you people to put three million dollars on that roof over there!" The people laughed, so Blood threw a fireball down to them.

"I'm not joking with you people!" he yelled down. "I want money!"

Blood threw another fireball down. "I want money! Money!" he cried.

Then, out of no where came a tank. It attempted to shoot Blood, but Blood threw a fireball into the tank's shooting barrel and the tank blew up.

"I cannot be stopped!" said Blood. "I am your dictator!"

Blood looked down into the crowd and saw Cleff, Frankie, Freddy, and Fredrick. He threw a fireball at them.

"RUN!" cried Cleff. "Freddy and Frankie and stupid, run to out safe place!"

"Yeah," said Freddy to Fredrick. "Cleff overreacts a lot."

But they all ran to their li'l secret place anyway.


Part 27: Central Park

Very broke free of his trapped state, but everyone was gone by then. So then Very remembered that Cute was in Central Park. Very would go there.

So Very did go there and searched for the dog. It was around five o'clock in the morning, so it might be hard looking for a black dog while it was dark. Very didn't care, though.

It was tough searching. Very looked behind trees, in trees, inside trees, and under dead people. Very knew dead people were Cute's favorite treat.

Cute was actually eating a dead person at the time. He was near a pond. Twas a nice pond, having no alligators and all. Cute, after finishing the dead person, slaughted another, and devoured that dead person. Twas very good.

Cute heard someone else approaching. The footsteps weren't frantic, but they seemed to come fast. The footsteps stopped for a moment, but then resumed. Cute was about to pounce on the person when he realized that it was Very, his master!

Twas a happy reunion.


Part 28: Secret Base

Freddy fleed from New York City, keeping Fredrick close by him, but suddenly Fredrick was gone. Freddy kept running, though. He ran and ran and ran to the mountains. Freddy ran up Mount Lawn Mower. There was an elevator here. Frankie entered the passcode and rode the elevator up to the top of the mountain, where a cave was. This was their secret base.

Cleff and Frankie were already there. "Hey Freddy," said Cleff as he came out of the elevator.

"I think it's kinda selfish hiding," said Freddy. "But who care?"

"Well, we're pretty much the only ones who can stop Blood, and we need a plan," said Frankie.

"I'm thinking we could fart in Blood's face and then laugh," said Cleff.

"Just no," said Freddy.

"Fine," said Cleff. "But so far, no one's got anything better."

"I've got something better," said Fredrick, coming out of the elevator.

"What?" asked Cleff.

"Die, foo!" cried Fredrick, and he took out a rocket laser and blew up the elevator. Then Fredrick jumped out of the cave on a snowboard.

"He betrayed us!" cried Cleff.

"No, I don't think so," said Freddy.

But then they heard from above the sound of snow melting fast. Blood was making an avalanche.


Part 29: Moguls

Cleff, Frankie, and Freddy scurried outside. Cleff ripped off some bark from a tree and they rode down the mountain.

"Couldn't Cleff had made us skis and snowboards from nothing?" asked Frankie.

"Is that a rhetorical question?" asked Freddy.

Frankie boarded over to the left. He preferred skis, but meh. I mean, it wasn't like he had to ride moguls to escape the avalanche, right?

Wrong, because Frankie boarded to the left, where moguls were! Yeah, those moguls were tough. The avalanche was gaining on him! Behind Frankie was a huge snowball, which wanted to devour Frankie like a piece of cake.

Frankie launched up into the air from one mogul, and the wind pushed Frankie back a little bit, causing Frankie to land on that gigantic snowball. He boarded directly on top of it, and there seemed no way to get off.

Frankie could think of two ways, actually. Fall in the avalanche or ride the snowball to the bottom. Frankie chose the second one.


Part 30: Wood Trail

Freddy boarded forward, leaning as far down as he could, pretty much bombing the mountain. You know what that term means. Not literally, folks, bombing. Like snowboarding straight down. Okay, got it? Good.

Then Freddy went straight into the woods, nearly crashing into a tree. Freddy slowed himself a little. He had heard about these places. They were... Double Diamonds! Dun dun dun!

Freddy still had to go quick, though. The avalanche was gaining on him. Freddy grabbed onto a tree and launched himself forward. He made his way quickly through the labyrinth of trees, but soon the trail got steep. Freddy was going fast, but if he stopped, the avalanche would get him.

Freddy crashed into a tree.

The avalanche got him, but he still held onto the tree. But then the avalanche ended. Freddy was unconscious, and he slid down the rest of the trail.


Part 31: The Cliffs

Cleff had his eyes set on the target: Fredrick. That evil betrayer! How could he betray them like that? Cleff made his snowboard go faster to attempt to catch up with that little weasel.

"Cleff," said Fredrick, "welcome to the cliffs."

Fredrick rode off a cliff, and Cleff was going so fast he couldn't turn. Cleff went off the cliff.

Fredrick landed perfectly after doing a flip. Cleff did a 360 Indy, and then a double flip. Twas awesome. Except for Cleff. He only did tricks because he thought tricks would make the world go round.

It didn't, but Cleff landed the trick. He continued to chase that evil Fredrick.

Fredrick looked back on Cleff. Fredrick wasn't paying attention and went off a cliff.

"Oh no," said Fredrick. Below him was not snow, but hard ground. So Fredrick activated his jetpack. Fredrick flew away.

Cleff was now getting close to the cliff. Cleff went off of it. "Oh my frog!" he shouted as he saw hard pavement below him. But maybe, just maybe, he could grab onto Fredrick's snowboard. Of course, Cleff did, because everything goes right in stories these days.

Cleff's board slipped away, not that that matters. Cleff attempted to climb on the board as Fredrick attempted to separate the board from his feet.

"Get off!" cried Fredrick as Cleff climbed on the board. Fredrick tried to punch Cleff, but Cleff punched Fredrick before the punch hit. But Fredrick got a great idea. He tipped himself sideways, and Cleff fell off the board and onto the ground.

"Ow!" said Cleff. Fredrick flew out of sight. Cleff got up and looked around. First he saw Frankie coming toward him on a snowball. Frankie slid off the ball as it came to a stop. Then he saw Freddy unconscious on the ground. He woke him up.


Part 32: Still Red

Cleff looked up at the sky, now that it was down. "Why is it still red? Didn't we blow up the lab?" asked Cleff.

"It is strange," said Frankie. "I thought that the sky would be as blue as a...um...a blank blue thingy."

"Let's just get to business," said Freddy. "How do we make the sky blue?"

"Well, where's Blood?" asked Frankie.

Blood was hovering directly above them. "Up here!" he yelled.

"You are evil!" cried Cleff. "And how dare you coax that little liberty spiked Fredrick into being evil!"

"He chose to be evil!" explained Blood. "He had free will! I didn't force him."

"Why's the sky still red?" asked Frankie.

"Oh, you noticed, eh?" said Blood. "That's the work of my extra beam!"

Blood quickly hovered away. "Seriously, I hate him," said Freddy.


Part 33: Really confronts Tony

Big Tony had just gotten a job at Anti-Evil Inc. Really went there.

"HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME IN D.C!" he yelled.

"Calm down," said Big Tony. A few people in the store were staring at Really. Big Tony continued talking to Really quietly, "Listen, you can't get money being evil, so I got a job here. My pops works here too, and Wicked Evil, Very's father, is getting a job interview next Thursday. We've all changed."

"Big Daddy, huh?" said Really. "Didn't I give my cat to him to take care of while I was in D.C?"

"Yeah, you did give your cat to him," said Big Tony. "He's on the ninety-tenth floor."

"Ninety-tenth?" said Really. "You mean hundredth?"

"Don't say the word in here! That number can kill people! Why do you think there are 101 Dalmatians, huh?" said Big Tony.

So Really headed up to floor one-hundred: Anti-Evil bath tubs, Anti-Evil beds and blankets, and Anti-Evil beyond.

"Hey Big Daddy," said Really. "Got my cat?"

"Yes," said Big Daddy. "It's at my house."

"It?" said Really. "It?" Awesome's a he, not an it!"

"Oh sorry," said Big Daddy.

A lady walked up to Big Daddy and asked, "Do you know where the Anti-Evil conditioner is?"

"It's in the fifty-first aisle, section 8C," Big Daddy explained.

"Thank you, sir," said the lady.

"So, you take your job seriously?" said Really.

"Yeah, of course," said the Big, big Daddy. "Why be evil when you can make money?"


Part 34: Awesome Meets Fredrick

Really went to Big Daddy's house. He had to break in because he didn't have a key.

Really looked around the house and found Awesome in the garage. The cat was playing in a specially bought kitty playground.

"Awesome!" said Really. Awesome looked up at Really and jumped on Really's arm. Really then exited the house and walked around outside.

"What to do now?" thought Really. "What to do?"

Suddenly Fredrick walked up to Really. "Oh hi, Fredrick!" said Really.

"Hello, Really," said Fredrick. "I'm evil now."

"What!?!" cried Really.

Fredrick took out a rocket laser. "I will obliterate you!" he cried.

"What!?!" cried Really.

Fredrick charged up the rocket laser, but Awesome swung a claw at Fredrick's arm. "Ow!" screamed Fredrick. Fredrick now had a scar that was caused by a cat.


Part 35: Let's Find Blood

J, B, and Stu were still in D.C.

J said to B and Stu, "Let's find some Blood!"

"That's a great idea!" shouted B.

And they flew off to New York City using their rocket boots. On the way, they saw an avalanche on a mountain. Then they saw Blood. He appeared to be talking to some people, and then he left. J, B, and Stu followed the guy. Oh, he could fly.

"Follow him," cried J to B and Stu. They did follow. Twas a nice follow, long but not boring. Then Blood settled down in a small cavern in New Jersey.

J entered first. J watched Blood put a sack of money in a pile, but then J saw something. A humongous machine. A label on it said, "My First Chemical Putter into Sky".

"Nice machine," said Stu, walking into the cavern.

"Get out!" yelled Blood. "Out!"

"No-kay," said Stu. "I want to press that shiny shiny self-destruct button."

Blood threw a fireball at Stu. Stu caught on fire.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!" he screamed. "I'm on fire! Help! Get some water!"

Stu tried to run out of the cave, but he found himself becoming dizzy. He ended up crashing into some machine, and the last thing he could remember was his head landing on a button.

A shiny button.


Part 36: Cat and Dogfight

Very was just coming out of Central Park, and Really was just going away from Big Daddy's house. Obviously, they crossed paths.

"Hey Very," said Really. "How is it going?"

"Good," said Very. "I found my beloved Cute."

Cute looked up on Really's arm and saw a cat. A cat that he despised. Cute barked in animal language, "Awesome."

Awesome meowed in animal language, "Cute."

They stared at each other. Then Awesome slipped out of Really's arms and jumped toward Cute with claws extended. Cute and Awesome began to fight.

"Stewieman! Stewieman!" shouted Really. I mean, "Stop! Stop!" shouted Really. This always happened. Cute and Awesome would always fight. And this usually prevented Very and Really from doing anything else until the fight ended.

And this was no different. Blood was aiming at Really's and Very's heads with a sleeper dart.


Part 37: Sleeper Darts

But let's go back a little bit. Blood was just the victim of an explosion. Blood got hurt, but Stu rolled out from the cavern into a lake.

Blood, the important one here, though, he was knocked unconscious and rolled to an area near Central Park. Then he woke up from his state.

Blood saw Very and Really and two animals fighting. *What if I capture these two?* Blood thought. Blood took out two sleeper darts and aimed one at Very's head. He fired. Then he aimed another at Really's head and fired. He now had Very and Really right where he wanted them.

Blood tiptoed over to their bodies, stole each one's wallet, and then dragged each body onto a cart, which he pushed over to his cavern.


Part 38: Blue Sky!

Cleff stared up into the red sky, but then suddenly it turned blue! Now he could fly up into the sky and destroy the asteroid!

"Guys! Look! The sky's blue again!"

"Yes!" said Frankie. "But...um...remember how you once said you can only fly up into the sky to a point, and you need a rocket to go the rest of the way?"

"No!" cried Cleff. "I'm only worried about how we're going to blow that puppy to smithereens!"

Suddenly, a bunch of protesters came up to Cleff. "We support not blowing up the asteroid," the president of the hippie club said. "And we just got a bill passed that says 'You can't blow up Asteroid XYZ.' Surprisingly, Dubya vetoed it, but we still got it passed."

"What?" said Cleff. "But why?" Cleff sobbed privately to himself and the protesters left.

Suddenly, out of no where, completely stupidly, clobbered and clumsy, came J, B, and Stu, wearing rocket boots. Hence their group name, Team Rocket Boots.

"Blood's got Very and Really in a cave!" cried J. "Oh, and the sky's back to being awesome, like me, because I'm awesome."

"Right you are," said Cleff. "So Blood's in a cave? I guess I need to check it out."

"I didn't tell you where it is," said J. "I need to tell you before you go."

"Let me guess," said Cleff. "He got a new jersey."

"No, he doesn't ever wear jerseys...oh now I get what you're saying," said J. "New Jersey."


Part 39: Blood's Cavern

Cleff and Frankie and Freddy went to a small cavern in New Jersey. Twas Blood's Cavern.

Cleff quietly entered the cave; it was dark, so Cleff made a candle out of thin air. Now Cleff saw things like pieces of a machine, and a fork in the cave. Left or right. Freddy said, "Go right. Tis smarter."

So they went right, where they found Very and Really tied to chairs. Really, however, was hardly even tied to his chair, while Very had several ropes around him.

"Untie me!" commanded Very.

Cleff walked over, but someone came out of the shadows and grabbed Cleff. "There you are," said Blood. "I knew you'd come." Blood took out a knife.

"So this is it," said Cleff. "You're gonna kill me here?"

Blood brought the knife into Cleff's neck. The knife touched Cleff's neck, but it was metal. Cleff then broke out of Blood's grasp, and did Puncha Puncha Puncha! Blood went down.

Cleff took Blood's knife and used it to cut Very and Really free. "To the asteroid!" shouted Cleff. He grew two hands and carried Very, Freddy, Really, and Frankie into space.


Part 40: We're Failing

A few minutes after Cleff and friends had left for the sky, Fredrick entered Blood's cavern.

"Cleff and Very and such," said Blood to Fredrick, "have gone to space! We're failing, Fredrick! We're failing!"

"Listen," said Fredrick, "all we need to do is get up into space and attack them. It's that easy."

"Okay then," said Blood. "Where's the rocket boots store?"


Part 41: Shopping for Rocket Boots

"Why can't you hover to space?" asked Fredrick as they walked into some store.

"I can't hover that high," said Blood.

So Blood walked up to the counter. "Blood," said Steve, the clerk.

"Steve," said Blood.

"I can't sell you rocket boots," said Steve.

"Why not?" asked Blood.

"Because you will use those rocket boots for evil purposes," said Steve proudly.

"Are you not afraid I can kill you where you stand?" said Blood. "Are you not afraid that I have hundreds of henchmen following me?"

"Not really," said Steve.

"Well then, DIE!" said Blood. Blood threw a fireball at Steve, but Steve ducked and ran for cover. Blood was going to burn the whole shop down, when Fredrick calmed him down.

"Just steal the stuff," said Fredrick.

Blood stole two pairs of rocket boots. Blood and Fredrick put them on and headed for space.


Part 42: Rocket Boots Fight

J, B, and Stu saw Blood and Fredrick leave the rocket boots store and take off for the sky. They chased.

"You ebil li'l maggots," shouted B to Blood and Fredrick. "We will stop you till the end o' time!"

Blood threw a fireball down at B, and it hit him. B spun out of control and hit the ground. J grabbed Blood's leg and tried to pull him down to Earth, but Blood kicked him down to Earth.

Stu just kept flying up, though, just watching those two nice guys fly up into space.

But then something totally unrealistic happened: Stu farted. This action at this high of an altitude caused an explosion of beyond compare. This caused Blood and Fredrick to go up really quickly, and for Stu to slam into the ground quickly.


Part 43: Asteroid XYZ

Cleff, Very, Really, Freddy, and Frankie finally landed on Asteroid XYZ. Twas a nice asteroid, complete with ground made out of chalk. Very saw the impossible, though. There were three holes in the asteroid. Three holes he had made.

Let's go back a bit. Back when Very needed materials for a rocket laser, he stole some from an asteroid. He made three drill holes in it, and then he left with his materials. This caused the asteroid to come crashing into Earth. Fortunately, Cleff and friends redirected its path, but didn't destroy it. Very assumed Blood must have reredirected the asteroid's path to make it go back to Earth. Interestingly, Blood took the asteroid that had drill holes in it, making it easy to plant a bomb in the center and blow the thing up. So... was Blood stupid or inattentive? Or did he have a master plan?

Very walked over to Really and said, "Wanna plant a bomb?"


Part 44: Planting a Bomb

Very got the bomb from Cleff, and Very and Really walked over to the three holes.

"Which one do we plant the bomb in?" asked Really.

"Hmm... I'd have to say the one wit da most wizzad," said Very stupidly.

"How do we find dat out?" said Really.

"We ask each hole, you dummy," said Very.

So Very asked each of the holes how many wizzad points they had. The first one had twelve, the second one nine, and the last nineteen. So Very and Really dropped the bomb in the third hole. The bomb didn't go off though; it was activated by a remote control.

"Let's blow it up later, when everyone's off this place," said Very.

"Okay," said Really. "Now what?"

Very and Really looked up and saw Fredrick and Blood landing ono the asteroid.


Part 45: Teh Awesomest Finale Evers!

"We can blow this place up right now," said Very, his finger over the "Destroy the Asteroid" button.

Blood walked up to Very. "You're stupid," he said. Blood stole the remote and chucked it in one of the drill holes.

Very punched Blood. Of course, Very is a complete weakling, unlike the Narrator, who is a seventh degree black belt in like...eleven martial arts. But nevermind his awesomeness.

Blood kicked Very in the face and then began to punch randomly. Fredrick watched Blood punch Really and Very and thought the method was a good one, so he copied his punching method. Yet, this method was absolutely retarded.

So, Blood drew a sword. Everyone ran for their lives. "Afraid now, eh?" he said. He looked around but didn't see Cleff. "Where's Cleff?" he questioned.

Blood heard a noise coming from the drill hole he threw the remote into. Assuming it was Cleff, Blood jumped into the hole with his sword pointed down. After about a second, Cleff zoomed up holding the remote, and he knocked Blood up into the air.

When Blood landed on the ground again, he got back up and picked up his sword. Cleff drew a sword.

Cleff and Blood engaged in a sword fight. Blood swung his sword, but Cleff did a backflip and then swung at Blood. Blood ducked and swung at Cleff's legs, but Cleff jumped over the sword and swung at Blood's head. Blood moved his head to the left and ran a little bit back. He held his sword in one hand, and used the other to take out a laser. Blood shot it at Cleff, but Cleff swung his sword and hit it back. Then Blood swung his sword to make the laser go back to Cleff. This continued until Blood narrowly dodged the laser.

"Enough of these sissy battles," said Blood. "I don't even care if you destroy the asteroid now."

So Cleff took out the remote from his pocket and pressed the "Destroy Asteroid" button. But nothing happened because the remote was out of batteries.

"Ha!" laughed Blood. "Out of batteries!" He continued to laugh, which Cleff found brtually annoying. Cleff asked Blood to stop, but he just continued to laugh.

"Shut up!" cried Cleff, taking out his sword and charging for Blood. He finally got to Blood's position and swung furiously. After the attack, Blood just stood there.

Then, he finally said, "Ow." As he said this, his eyes popped out of his head, and his nose became a snout. Then, his teeth became sharp, his head grew big, and his body grew. Blood was now King Blood, the dinosaur form Blood. He roared.

Cleff flew at Blood's mouth, which he would have to fart in. But since Blood had the power to throw fire and stuff as a human, he could now breathe fire at people.

Blood blew fire out of his mouth at the approaching Cleff, who got burned, sucka. I mean... Cleff got burned.

But never mind these fighters locked in hate for one another, because Freddy and Frankie were actually doing something: crawling into the hole where the bomb was. They didn't really know what they would do once they got down there, but they hoped it didn't have anything to do with them blowing themselves up.

Meanwhile, Cleff attacked Blood's foot with a sword. It didn't do much, but imagine stepping on a nail three hundred twenty-four and a half times in a row. Blood tried to stop Cleff by breathing fire on him, but Cleff moved, and it only hurt his own foot.

Then suddenly, the ground began to crack. Why? Because at the moment, Frankie had activated the bomb. Oh, and for the record, he was right next to it!


Part 46: Teh Blowing Up

Cleff hurried over to the drill holes as the asteroid began to crack up. Freddy climbed out of one and said, "Frankie pressed the button! He sacrificed himself!"

"Well, let's get out of here now, mourn for his loss later," said Cleff. "We won't see the world alive again if we don't live through this asteroid explosion."

"Correction," said Fredrick. "You'll never see the world alive again!"

"Why?" asked Cleff.

"Because of King Blood's master plan!" answered Fredrick. "Blowing the thing up doesn't get rid of the asteroid! It makes little asteroids!" And Fredrick flew away using his rocket boots.

"Rocket boots!" cried Cleff. "Blood must have taken them off somehow because his feet are too big for them. And we can use them to..."

"Propel the asteroid away fomr Earth as it explodes?" interrupted Freddy.

"I was gonna say we can use them to cook in space, but great idea!" said Cleff.

So they did just that. Then Cleff grew an arm and carried Very, Really, and Freddy back to Earth.


Part 47: King Blood Goes to Earth

Blood watched as Cleff flew away from the asteroid, and he became farther and farther away from Earth. He couldn't believe it. His plan failed.

Of course, now he was King Blood, but what good was being in dino form if he couldn't terrorize people? Or maybe he could...

King Blood did a large leap off the asteroid and headed toward Earth. Gravity did the trick, pulling King Blood toward Earth.


Part 48: Rampage of Destruction

King Blood landed on a building, destroying it. He then began to rampage through New York City, knocking down any buildings that stood in his path. Fortunately, everyone in those buildings were on their lunch breaks. Mmm...lunch break. With sandwiches that only fat and lazy people can enjoy.

Cleff just landed on the surface of the planet then. He dropped Very, Really, and Freddy, and he flew straight at King Blood. King Blood opened his mouth to flame Cleff, but Cleff flew straight into Blood's mouth, ate some beans, and farted. Twas a very nice fart.

Cleff flew out of King Blood's mouth as the dino fainted. Then, Fredrick flew down from the sky, and he landed next to Blood. He made a piece of metal touch Blood, and then, wearing rubber gloves, stuck some metal wire into an outlet, electrocuting Blood. Blood was presumedly dead. Dun Dun Dun!

"I am king now!" shouted Fredrick.


Part 49: Fredrick Face-off Finale

Fredrick took out a laser and shot it at the approaching Cleff. Cleff made a shield around him and continued to move, so Fredrick shot a rocket laser at a building. The building fell over and was about to land on Cleff when Cleff dodged the building.

"I don't care if I have to destroy this whole city to stop you!" shouted Fredrick. "Oh, and I just remembered, I've got henchmen!"

Just then, hundreds of henchmen charged at Cleff, wielding spears, swords, and lasers. Cleff ducked under some laser shots, tripped a guy, and stole his sword. Then Cleff did a spin attack. The sword liked spinning, well, if it was alive.

A bunch of henchmen walked right into Cleff's sword attacks, and of course they got hurt and fell down. Wow, people can be seriously retarded.

But then Fredrick realized that people could attack Cleff if they attacked from above. So Fredrick flew above Cleff, drew his sword, and turned off his rocket boots. Fredrick's sword was going straight for Cleff's head when...

A meteor came out of no where, hitting Fredrick. Fredrick flew back and slid on the hard ground. The meteor also caused all of the henchmen to run for their lives.

Just then, the military arrived. Tanks rolled up to Fredrick, helicopters filled with SWAT agents hovered above him, and CIA agents who looked like dim-witted bystanders watched Fredrick's every move.

But besides that, something was trying to crawl out of the meteor. Some guy with a camera noticed it, and another person shouted, "Invadas! INVADAS!"

But out crawled not an alien, not an E.T., not a stenchar, not a pedagogue, not even a hoaca, but Frankie.

"He survived!" exclaimed Freddy. "It's a miracle!"

"What?" said Frankie. "No! I just hid in part of the asteroid, and it got sucked into Earth's gravity."


Part 50: El Conclusion

Fredrick was arrested and thrown in jail. Serves that meanie right. Oh yeah, literally thrown in jail. Speaking of jails, the XYZ Asteroid Prison went out of business.

Okay, back to important stuff. Cleff got called to the Council of Sages.

"Good afternoon," said the Great Sage.

"Good morning," said Cleff.

"Wait...what?" said the Great Sage.

"Okay, okay," said Cleff. "Afternoon, eh?"

"Right, so... you defeated Blood?" said the Great Sage.

"Well, I did a good fart in his dino mouth, but Fredrick electrocuted him to his demise," said Cleff.

"Fredrick, eh?" said the Great Sage. "Does he have a Catscratch?"

"Probably," said Cleff. "But I thought Very would stop Blood."

The Great Sage replied, "Well, Fredrick was described as 'Thou with scar made by cat', so that could've been Very."

"Yeah... I can see how someone can get those two confused. So... see ya," said Cleff.

"Oh, and can you give me one of King Blood's toenails?" said the Great Sage. "I want to see if I can make a mini-dinosaur out of his toenail."

So Cleff went back to Earth, where people were repairing buildings wrecked by King Blood.

King Blood's body was not to be found though. King Blood had disappeared after he had been electrocuted. He was definitely dead, though. One could not survive an electric shock like that.

In place of King Blood's body was a black orb. It was to be destroyed, though.

Cleff walked up to Frankie and Freddy. "Well, we did it," he said. "We defeated evil once again."

"And I know that I'll be ready to stop evil once again," said Frankie.

"Ditto," said Freddy.

"And I'll watch you guys defeat evil, while I eat a sandwich," said Cleff.

"To Cleff!" they all shouted.

"Wait, what did you say, Cleff?" asked Freddy.

"Nothing!" said Cleff nervously.

"Right..." said Frankie and Freddy.


Teh End