Team Rocket Boots in Space (1/25/07 - 1/31/07)


"You know what'd be a great idea?" questioned Stu to J and B. "We should go to outer space!"

"That's a great idea!" said J. They all blasted off to space with their rocket boots.

"Space is awesome!" shouted B once they were in space. "Except...ga...ah...I...can't breathe!"

"Oh sorry," said Stu, whose hands were currently positioned on B's throat.

"Yeah... for some reason we can breathe in space," said J.

"What should we do?" said Stu. They all looked at each other and knew what each were thinking.

"Mars!" they all shouted.

"I suggest we travel by going at the speed of light," said J.

"How do we do that?" asked B.

"Fart in space!" said J.

They all farted and pow! They got to Mars in less than a minute.

"Why's Mars red?" asked B.

"Because there was a bear who had a nosebleed that swallowed dynamite and exploded and blood covered the whole planet," said Stu.

"No, I don't think so," said J. "I think it's because of iron."

They landed on the surface, and B picked up and ate some of the ground. "It tastes like blood to me," said B.

J ate some. "No, I think it tastes so horrible that your mouth starts to bleed," said J.

"So," said Stu. "Mars! The god of penguins!"

"Mars is the god of war," said J.

"I played God of War," said B.

"Nevermind gods," said J. "We could awaken the aliens!"

"You've got to be kidding me!" shouted Stu. "Aliens don't live on Mars, they live on Mars' moons!"

"Then why are there a bunch of sharp teeth in the ground surrounding you?" asked J.

Stu fired his rocket boots just as a large monster snapped its mouth closed, trying to eat Stu.

"What was that, then?" asked J.

"A plant," responded Stu. "Plants aren't aliens."

"It tried to eat you!" said J. "Plants are herbivores!"

Well, um...it can't move, can it?" said Stu. The three turned around and looked at the monster. It had three eyes and four legs. The monster started to run towards them.

"Run!" cried B.

TRB ran, and J and B used their rocket boots to fly. Stu, however, only ran. What an idiot.

"Why aren't you using your rocket boots?" asked B to Stu.

"Because it thinks that I'm gonna use them, so I'm outsmarting it by not," replied Stu.

"That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard," said J.

"Thank you," said Stu.

The monster got real close then, and it dipped its head down real low. It opened up its mouth.

"Oh my frog!" shouted J. He flew down near Stu, trying to grab him and fly him away from the monster. Of course, he and Stu got eaten and then were in the beast's mouth. J had a plan, though. J flew up to the uvula and blasted it with the fire coming out of his boots.

Stu, however, found a huge slide and was sliding down it. It was actually the monster's tongue. And then Stu saw some rising guck. To make a long story short, J and Stu were upchucked.

J, once outside the body, started to beat the being up. It was fun! The beast fled.

"I think that was a Hoaca," said J. "Four legs, three eyes, large head and small body, looks like a plant, lives on Mars, and cleans rovers on Mars. I thought they'd be nice though."

"Me no likey Mars," said Stu. "Me likey Mars' moons."

"No! Shut up! I hate you!" shouted J.

"You don't hate him," said B.

"We're exploring a bit more," said J.

They did, and it wasn't long before they encountered a Mars rover. Stu got on top of it.

"Get off!" shouted J. "The Earthlings on Earth might see you!"

"You're right," said Stu. "This thing moves too slow for any entertainment."

"It's moving!" cried J.

Back on Earth, the scientists were eating sandwiches and barely paying attention to the rover's camera. But then they saw three humans.

"Look!" cried local scientist Dumber. "Humans!"

"Doubt it," said local scientist Dumb, not paying attention to the screen at all.

"You're right," said Dumber. "They're probably just aliens."

Okay, so back to the rover. Stu got off of it. "Now what?" asked Stu.

"I guess Mars' moons," said J.

So they flew out of Mars and to the moon. Team Rocket Boots landed on the moon. Nothing happened. They decided to walk around, but they found nothing interesting. So Stu ate some dirt.

"It tastes like chalk," said Stu.

"How would you know?" asked B.

"Um...well...I never licked erasers when I was supposed to clap them together," said Stu.

"Um...right," said J. "Uhh...we should leave this place."

So they started to fly up, but suddenly the ground grabbed them. It was pulling them back to the surface of the moon. J looked down on it, and he saw an evil black hand.

J kicked the hand, but it did not let them free. B kicked the hand, but it didn't even respond. But Stu started to eat the hand. He must have really loved that chalk. Then the hand retreated into the moon.

"What was that?" asked B.

"Well, considering that it was made out of chalk, I'd have to say it's a pedagogue," said J.

"A pedagogue?" asked B, not really in question form.

"Yeah," said J. "I think it means dull and formal teacher or a schoolteacher. Either one, really."

"Teachers are made out of chalk!" said Stu, excited.

J was about to say something really retarded when Team Rocket Boots' rocket boots just got stopped. The three fell to the moon.

"What happened?" asked J, forgetting about Stu's weird question.

"An electrical boom," said B. "Sometimes electricity is drained by such booms. We can use solar energy, but we don't have the materials... Still, we probably have materials for some strange space vehicle, but that's Stu's specialty."

"Vehicle?" said Stu. "Vehicle!" Stu began to shout "vehicle" over and over again as he built a space vehicle for three.

"That was quick," said J, who had timed Stu for 10.513 seconds. They then all got in the vehicle and headed for the Earth's moon.

On the way, B tried to fix the rocket boots. The power wasn't actually drained. They just all had the same exact glitch at the same exact time. That's not unlikely, right? Okay, whatever. B fixed them.

Finally, J, B, and Stu arrived on the Moon. Stu ate some ground. "This ain't cheese!" yelled Stu. "It tastes like dirt!"

"Look out for stenchars," said J. "They try to make you think they're gonna attack with water blasters, but they actually want to suck your blood. They can go through any material except glass."

Suddenly, a stenchar popped up to the surface of the Moon. It didn't bother to take out a water blaster, because J, B, and Stu were fleeing.

"RUN!" cried J. "Find glass!"

J, B, and Stu ran quickly away from the stenchar. But then J remembered he had rocket boots on, so he took off. J then flew above B and said, "B, you have rocket boots on!"

"Oh yeah!" said B, and he took off. B and J then flew over Stu, who was running like an idiot. The stenchar was gaining on him!

"Stu!" shouted J. "You're wearing rocket boots!"

"No I'm not!" said Stu. He was, though.

"Yes you are!" shouted J.

"If I was wearing them, then I wouldn't be able to do the can-can!" shouted Stu.

"What are you talking about?" questioned J.

Stu was about to answer when J yelled, "Look out!" J flew down to Stu's level, where a stenchar was about to jump onto Stu. J knew how to defeat stenchars, though. He poked the stenchar in the shoulders, and it disappeared.

"Aww man!" said Stu. "I wanted to eat that thing!"

J, B, and Stu explored the Moon. They didn't find much, except a few golf balls. Oh, and there were flags all over the place. Especially American flags. Boasters!

Then they found a hole. Many, many stenchars were near it, but they didn't see Team Rocket Boots.

"That must be a hive," whispered J to B and Stu.

Team Rocket Boots slowly walked over to the hive. J then got seen by a stenchar guard, and the stenchar cried, "Eek! Eek!" Many, many stenchars came up from the hive then.

"Uh-oh," said J.

All the stenchars tried to jump onto J, but J dove under them all. J slid into the hive, where he couldn't see anything. J had an idea, though. He turned on his rocket boots to low, and the flames from his boots set all the junk in the hive on fire. J looked around the hive, and he saw a sleeping stenchar. It was a large stenchar, bigger than J, at least.

"That thing is huge," J said to himself.

B saw what J did. J had dove into the hive, risking his life if there was a stenchar down there. Hopefully there wasn't. But now the stenchars laid their eyes on B. B didn't really have a choice either. He dove into the hive.

Stu saw B dive into a hive. He didn't care. It's not like he was in any danger...

Back to J and B. "Woah!" said B. "That stenchar is huge!"

J then I-spied something red. No, not blood or fire. Red G.

Red G was a guy that had come to the Moon. After saving some people, the stenchars got his everlasting blood. Everlasting because Red G couldn't die.

"He's unconscious," said J. J slowly walked over to Red G. B just stared at the huge stenchar.

J tapped Red G. He tapped him again. Nothing happened. "Wake up!" yelled J loudly in Red G's ear. J had yelled that a little too loud, but he did wake Red G up.

J had shouted so loud that the huge stenchar woke up. "J!" shouted B. "It's alive!"

The stenchar I-spied J and B, and it dove for J. J quickly dodged it. The stenchar saw Red G getting up. It was about to jump onto Red G, but Red G charged up a laser liquid and threw it at the stenchar.

That only gave the stenchar red electricity that surrounded the stenchar's body. "There's no way to hit his shoulders now!" panicked J.

"Well then, let's run!" shouted Red G. Red G used his powerful legs to jump out of the hive. J and B followed using their rocket boots.

J looked around for Stu, and saw something horrible. The stenchars were all on top of Stu, sucking out his blood!

So J kicked Stu, but it was like the stenchars weren't there. Stu got real hurt.

"Oww! Why'd you kick me?" asked Stu.

"There are stenchars on you!" exclaimed J.

"Riiiiiiiiiiiight," said Stu.

B had an idea. B created a vacuum cleaner from Moon rock and sucked up all of the stenchars. Stu was saved.

But as Team Rocket Boots and Red G were about to leave, the large stenchar grabbed them. "Nuts!" said J and B.

J tried hitting the stenchar's shoulders, but there was actually glass protecting them! J also seemed to be getting shocked repetitiously. It must have been because of the red electricity coming out of it.

B was trying to suck the stenchar up into his vacuum cleaner, but the red electricity must have been preventing the vacuum from working.

Stu wasn't grabbed so he just watched. It was like an action movie!

Red G was also free. So Red G powered up an awesome fireball and chucked it at the stenchar. The stenchar fell over and dropped J and B.

B then used his vacuum cleaner to suck up the stenchar. B then left the vacuum on the Moon as Team Rocket Boots carried themselves and Red G to Earth.

"That was a swell adventure," said Stu.


THE END