Very Evil 7: Time (Featuring Badness) (10/13/06 - 12/21/06)


Part 1: Tower Battle

Very was just about to walk into the time portal when breaking glass was heard. J, B, and Stu broke through the Darkness Tower window using their trusty rocket boots.

"Erg!" erged Very.

"Erg!" erged Erg, the owner of the tower.

"Erg?" erged Stu.

Very rushed to the time machien, but J put his hand in front of Very.

"No so fast!" he yelled. As J said this, B unplugged the time machine.

Really jumped up into the air in a Kung-Fu stance. Stu got hurt. "Plug it back in!" yelled Very to Really.

But then something totally unrealistic happened: Really farted.

"That's just nice," said Very.

"Well," said Really, "at least I didn't drop a mud monkey."

Any readers that are monkeys, I am sorry Really offended you.

Just then, Max appeared at the window, and two humans jumped inside the tower. Frankie and Freddy.

Although...um...Frankie missed and fell all the way to the street. He got run over by a car. But Max picked Frankie up and spit him to the tower.

Freddy attacked Very, who was plugging in the time machine. Very dropped the plug.

"You will die," said Very. Very took out a laser cannon. He was about to blast Freddy away forever, but Frankie tackled Very. They both got back up, and Very aimed his laser cannon at Frankie.

"Slow down there," said Frankie.

"Oh," said Very in a black jacket, "I will."

Very did a backflip in slow motion and hit Frankie, who, in slow motion was knocked to a wall, all in slow motion!

But while that happened, Really knocked out B and J. Stu played checkers with Cute...or else. Really plugged in the time machine.

"Ha ha!" said Very. "I win!" He jumped merrily to the time machine. Freddy grabbed him.

"Really! Cute! Get in the time machine! Now!" he yelled.

Very broke free from Freddy's grasp as Really and Cute went into the time machine.

Very then set the time machine to battery and unplugged the machine. He pushed the machine out the window and jumped in.

"No!" said Freddy. He hurried over to the window and jumped. Right before the time machine smashed, Freddy got in.


Part 2: Saving Cleff

Freddy recognized his surroundings. The thirteenth day of the sixth day of the week... Friday the thirteenth.

Cleff, oh he was... trying to kill his best friend! And there was Very, shooting a lethal ball of energy at him... Was this how Cleff died? No, Frankie saved Cleff. Freddy looked around. He saw himself carrying a bottle of Coke.

"There I am!" he exclaimed. But Freddy knew Cleff would die before his past self got there. So Freddy rushed to Cleff and Very, who were showing off lethal beams. Cleff's end was soon. Freddy raised the bottle above Very, and future Very tackled him!

Freddy kicked Very off of him and grabbed his bottle again. He raised it above past Very's head and something very unrealistic happened: Freddy farted.

Past Very turned around and saw Freddy. "How dare you stop me from destroying Cleff!" he yelled. "Your methane you released from your anus stops the beam!"

But then Cleff fired a freezing beam at past Very, and past Very froze. Literally, like into an ice block.

But future Very had a plan. He grabbed Cleff and put him in an unbreakable cage and left him there. This assured that the future would stay the same.

"Back in the time machine!" he yelled. "We need to make sure the future is the same!"

Very, Really, and Cute ran back into the time machine. Freddy followed.


Part 3: Cleff's Alive

They all appeared again on the street. J, B, Stu, and Frankie stared in awe.

"Wow," said Frankie.

"Is Cleff alive?" asked Freddy.

"What kind of question is that?" said Frankie. "Of course he's alive! He's been in the cage since... you must have changed the past!"

"Yeahhhhhhhh..." said Freddy. "Uh...he's still in the cage?"

"Yeah," said Frankie. "We couldn't get him out."

"Back in the time machine," yelled Very. "Actually, the time machine's destroyed, so, no."

Very pressed a wrecked button and something very strange happened: Very farted. But then the time machine was fueled by Very's fart, and a countdown began.

"10...9...8..." said the machine.

Meanwhile...


Part 4: Freeing Cleff

Freddy and Frankie shook Cleff's cage.

"It's not gonna let me free," said Cleff. "It's too strong."

"Strong, strong, that's it!" said Freddy. He took out a rust can from his Lucky Underwear. He sprayed the metal.

"Did you smell a disgusting fart?" asked Frankie.

"Not really," said Freddy, breaking the metal cage.

"10...9...8..." said some machine.

"The time machine!" shouted lots of people.

Tons of people scurried to it, including Big Daddy, Fredrick, Darth Tony, and more. Time was probably going to be changed.


Part 5: Dinosaurs!

Frankie, because he's so darn unlucky, ended up in the dinosaur period!

Frankie hid in a tree. He just hoped he wouldn't be here forever. But then Frankie heard a sound. A dinosaur was eating from his tree. The Frankie heard a roar and that dinosaur ran. Frankie didn't dare to peek out. He knew what it was. It was a T-Rex.

Frankie was like, super scared, and I think that's like, fabulous. Or so.

Frankie was too scared to move; he didn't make a sound. But the T-Rex smelled him. The T-Rex knew of Frankie's presence.

A bug crawled onto Frankie's arm. He'd never seen it before, so Frankie assumed it was a Prehistoric bug. The bug bit into Frankie's arm. He wanted to yelp, but he didn't.

The bug bit again, and this time, Frankie fainted. He fell out of the tree and onto the ground. The T-Rex then saw Frankie. But before the T-Rex got him, a groundhog grabbed Frankie and brought him underground.

Once Frankie was underground, the groundhog talked. Yes, talked!

"My name is George the groundhog," said George.

"You can talk!" exclaimed Frankie.

"Well, duh!" said the groundhog named George. "I'm surprised you know groundhogese."

"Groundhogese!" yelled Frankie. "This is English!"

"English?" asked George.

Then Frankie realized English *was* groundhogese.

Groundhogese was the first ever language.


Part 6: Awesome Will Live!

Really fell out of a portal. He looked around. He was in the woods.

Really then saw Very. Really saw Cute and... Awesome! Really wanted to grab Awesome from the evil Cute, but he must wait.

"Awesome will live!" he whispered to himself.

Then Really saw himself jump off Max. He broke an ankle. Really saw his past self walk up to Very. He saw himself fight Cute. Really got closer. He saw himself punch Cute into a tree.

Then Very looked angry. Very made put lava. This was Really's chance. Really dove for the falling Awesome. He grabbed the cat, but he himself and Awesome both fell into pit lava.

"That was weird," said past Really.


Part 7: Big or Darth?

Darth Tony appeared out of no where. He saw himself. Big Tony was threatening Really. "I can change the past!" Darth Tony shouted.

Big Tony attempted to rip off Really's nose! But Really ran. Big Tony threw his knife at a tree. This was it. Did he want to be Big, or Darth?

There wasn't much time to think; the tree had already begun leaning toward Big Tony.

Darth Tony wanted to be Big Tony. No Darth. Just Big.

So Darth Tony saved Big Tony from the tree.

Big and Darth got up while the tree fell down.

"Who are you?" asked Big Tony.

Darth Tony took off his mask to reveal Big Tony's face. It was not damaged.

"My face!" said future/present Big Tony. "It's not damaged!"

"You freaked me out!" yelled past Big Tony.

"Look, now that I'm perfect, I have to go."

But Big Tony had no where to go.


Part 8: Freds Forever

Fredrick appeared in the boy's locker room. It was Friday the sixth. Fredrick looked outside. There was a football game going on. This was the day Freddy and Frankie had a fight.

"Should I prevent me from meeting Frankie?" Fredrick asked himself. "Or should I shoot Frankie with a sniper laser?"

Fredrick decided what to do. "I will destroy Frankie!" he exclaimed. Fredrick laughed an evil laugh.

Frankie was watching Freddy and past Fredrick play football. This was the night of Freddy's and Frankie's fight. Fredrick would do away with Frankie right after the fight.

The game ended. Freddy was walking back to the locker room. Frankie walked miserably over to Freddy.

Fredrick only worried that past Fredrick wouldn't see him. Fredrick watched the fight happen.

"Hey Freddy," said Frankie. "Um...do you want to play DDR at the mall tomorrow... maybe show the Asians that we can get a double A on heavy mode?"

"Sorry," said Freddy. "I've got football. Besides, the Asians get triple A's."

"Oh," Frankie said sadly. "Um...how long is football practice?"

"Well," explained Freddy, "after football I have a date."

"A DATE!" screamed Frankie. "WITH A GIRL! YOU REALLY ARE A GIANT BALL HEAD!"

"Well then," said Freddy, "You wanna go?"

Freddy dropped a two ton weight on Frankie. Freddy left.

This was Fredrick's chance. Fredrick got out his sniper laser and aimed at Frankie.


Part 9: Tim Jones

Very, Cleff, and Freddy came out of a portal. They were outside the incredibly thin building, where Tim Jones worked. Tim Jones was Cleff, but not yet.

Very took out a sniper laser and aimed at Tim. But Cleff tackled Very.

"Let me kill yourself!" said Very.

"You really think I'm that stupid to let you kill me?" said Cleff.

"I'll give you a shiny nickel!" offered Very.

"Deal!" said Cleff.

Cleff got off Very. Freddy tackled Very.

"Get off of me!" shouted Very.

"No way!" yelled Freddy.

"I'll give you a Wii!" said Very.

"I'm not falling for that!" said Freddy. "The date at the top says October 30, 2006! The Wii came out November 19, 2006!"

"Came out?" asked Very.

"Well, yeah. It did." said Freddy.

So Very gathered up his strength and punched Freddy off of him. Very picked up the sniper laser. Very took aim of Tim's head.

"Bye bye," said Very.


Part 10: Groundhogs

"I need to present a message to the president," said George the groundhog to a groundhog guard.

"The president is preparing for his speech," said the guard. "I can only give you a backstage pass for his speech."

"So you guys have a president?" said Frankie.

"Of course," said George. "His name is George W. Bush, but everyone calls him Dubya."

"That explains everything!" shouted Frankie.

They went to the speech.

Dubya went up to the podium. He talked. "Our groundhog people are in jeopardy! I'll take groundhogs 500! Heh heh heh!"

"Our president is a little bit retarded," George whispered to Frankie.

"So I gathered y'all to celebrate my two thousand one hundred second birthday!" yelled Dubya. "And I'm sharing my secret! I've got something called the Elixir of Life, which is keeping me alive! I want to stay alive forever... forever... forever... forever! Heh heh heh!"

"Noooooooooooooo!" cried Frankie.


Part 11: Pit Lava

Really felt as if his soul was being sucked out of him. Then, Really was inside a strange place. People were all around him, watching George W. Bush give a speech on TV. One guy changed the channel to Survivor, but the other people changed it back and beat the guy up.

Really watched.

"It has come to my attention that the world will be destroyed," said George W. Bush. "So I must reveal something. I am really a groundhog! And guess what also? I've been living for over sixty-five million years! All from a life potion! And guess who really killed the dinosaurs? Me!"

"Rightttt..." said Dick Cheney. "Uh... you said the world will end, eh? Then I have to tell you people something. Shooting my friend and missing that quail was no accident."

Really laughed. "People can be real idiots these days. They actually believed Very would destroy the world?"

"Very Evil?" asked one guy. "No, no, they're talking about an asteroid heading for Earth."

Really suddenly went into a flashback...


Part 12: Really's Flashback

Really was onboard a spaceship. Very's getaway vehicle.

"Where are we going?" asked Really.

"To some asteroid belt," said Very. "I'll use the energy inside the rock to fuel my laser cannon. But even with that, I'll still need an eco-proof platinum laser fuel charger that can store five-thousand units of laser shootage!"

"But...um...if you make a single error in getting the fuel...um...won't it send an asteroid *not* on a collision course to Earth?"

"Well then, I won't make an error!" shouted Very.

The getaway vehicle came in closer to an asteroid. Very controlled a drill, which dug into the asteroid and retrieved the fuel. No error was made.

The asteroid was all Very's fault.


Part 13: Fredrick vs. Frankie

Frankie, who was about to be shot by Fredrick with a sniper laser, turned to Fredrick. Frankie realized what was going on.

"Crow!" Frankie exclaimed. Frankie tossed and turned and stopped and ran as he tried to get away from Fredrick's vision. Frankie ran up the stairs into the football stadium. That's where he was safe. But Fredrick rushed up the stairs and aimed from the bleachers.

"Why are you doing this?" asked Frankie.

"Um...because...um...I don't know," said Fredrick. "I guess I wanted to be the only friend of Freddy."

"Freddy can be friends with a lot of people," said Frankie. "Although we did have a fight today..."

Past Fredrick showed up.

"Wait a second..." realized Frankie. "If Fredrick and Fredrick are... how are there two Fredricks!" Frankie fainted.

"Wait a second..." realized past Fredrick. "If I'm Fredrick and there's another Fredrick..." Fredrick fainted.

Fredrick walked away. "I learned an important lesson today," he said to himself. "Don't try to shoot someone for no reason."


Part 14: Cleff Protects Himself

Very fired the sniper laser at Tim Jones. But Cleff, with his super duper fast reflexes, made himself hit the bullet. It hurt Cleff, but he healed himself.

Cleff then realized he was on a rooftop. Cleff pushed Very off. But Very knew what to do. He parachuted down to the ground.

"I know!" exclaimed Very. Very took out a sword and rushed inside the building.

Cleff flew himself and Freddy over to the room where Tim worked.

"What in tarnation is going on?" asked Tim.

"I'm Cleff," said Cleff. "Some guy wants to kill you."

Just then, Very jumped into the room. Cleff grabbed Very out of mid-air.

"You can't win!" shouted Very. Cleff punched Very out the window, but Very parachuted down again.

"Tim," said Cleff, "I want you to stay alive!"

"How do you know my name?" asked Tim.

"Um...because...I have nameknowing powers," said Cleff.

Very jumped into the room again. "I'm back!" he said geekily.

"Freddy!" cried Cleff. "Distract Very while I get Tim to a safe place!"

"Okay!" responded Freddy.

Cleff flew out the window, and Tim asked, "Why do you look like me?"

"Um...because...hey look! I know where we'll be safe! On top of that antenna on top of that building!"

"Uh...don't you think that's a little dangerous?" asked Tim.

Meanwhile, Freddy distracted Very by saying, "Um...hey...Very."

"You're blocking my path!" bellowed Very. "Move or die!"

Freddy took out a sword from his lucky underwear, which comes with a free sword. (While supplies last. Lucky Underwear Co. is not responsible for death of people. All rights reserved.) "I will protect Cleff and Tim!" battle-cried Freddy.

Very and Freddy began to sword fight. Cling! Ching! Freddy fought for a while. Then Very realized what was going on! Uh...why'd I have an exclamation point there?!?

"You're distracting me!" shouted Very.

"Maybe," said Freddy.

Very kicked Freddy out of his way. "Where is Tim?" interrogated Very.

"Uh...ur mom!" shouted Freddy.

"Rightttt..." said Very.

Very jumped out the window. And hit the ground. And broke his foot.


Part 15: Dubya Hates Dinos

"I hate dinosaurs!" shouted Dubya to all the groundhogs. "So I have an idear! Let's kill all the dinosaurs! It'll be fun! Heh heh heh!"

"I think Dubya's a little bit more retarded than we think," whispered Frankie.

"What was that!?" yelled Dubya. "Someone better not have just called me weeetarded!" Dubya shot out electric hands at Frankie. Frankie was grabbed and taken to the stage.

"Did you call me retarded?" asked Dubya.

"No," lied Frankie.

"Oh," said Dubya. "I thought you did. Well, uh, go back to where you were."

"I'm not a groundhog," said Frankie.

"GASP!" gasped everyone.

"I'm a human. A non-existing species...yet," said Frankie.

"Oh," said Dubya. "A U-man?"

"Yeah," said Frankie.

"Well, I don't really care about U-mans," said Dubya. "So everyone! Let's kill some dino butt!"


Part 16: Exploring Pit Lava

Really walked around some roads, and found some interesting things. Really first saw Zorro.

"I fight for honor!" he shouted. "I fight for justice! You! You have a weird hairstyle! You shall die!"

Really ran for his life. Zorro followed man who run for life. Really got in a car. Zorro ran after Really's car that Really stole. Confucius says, "Zorro who run behind car gets exhausted."

Man in car drove through building. Man running after car got beat up. Man in car stopped car at flowing water. Man in car press secret button and turn car into super secret spy boat car. Car swim across.

Man who run after car swim across river. Man in car and man who run after car exit Confucius land.

Really saw the Narrator and stopped the car. Zorro hit the car and got knocked out.

"You fell into pit lava?" questioned Really.

"Nope!" said the Narrator. "I can exit and enter at will!"

"Can you get me and Awesome out of here?" asked Really.

"Well," said the Narrator, "I'd have to think of a prooty good excuse..."

"You better!" commanded Really.

"You know," said the Narrator, "I can make you say anything I want. Just watch."

"I am a taco!" sang Really. "A dancing, dancing taco! I am the tastiest taco there can be!"

Then Voldemort came in and killed everyone. Everyone came back to life.

"See?" said the Narrator.

"Yeah, yeah, I see." said Really. Really farted.

"What?" asked the Narrator. "It's funny!"


Part 17: On Top a Building

Cleff and Tim tried to stay as still as possible. If anyone made a quick move, the other would surely fall.

"This was the stupidest idea ever!" shouted Tim.

"No," said Cleff. "This is!" Cleff grabbed Tim and jumped headfirst off the antenna. Cleff missed the building and fell hundreds of feet.

"You idiot!" shouted Tim.

"I know," said Cleff.

Cleff slammed headfirst into the ground. They both survived. But the pothole they slammed into got bigger.

Cleff and Tim climbed out of the hole. Cleff looked up and he saw Very on the roof of the building.

Very looked down and saw a pothole in the road. "There are so many potholes," said Very.

Very looked around for Cleff, but he couldn't find him. "Where is Cleff?" he asked.

Freddy crouched behind a thing-ma-bobber on the rooftop. He strafed to the point when he was directly behind Very. Then Freddy tackled Very off the building.

They fell. And fell. And fell. And no one had superpowers. But luckily Cleff did!

Just as Freddy was about to hit the ground, Cleff surrounded Freddy in a life-saving force field. Very hit the ground hard, though. He took it like a man! Now, you might think that surviving a fall like that is impossible (which it is), but Very did survive! But... Very had broken almost every bone in his body.


Part 18: Slay Dem Dinos

"I will give y'all weapons to slay dem dinos," said Dubya. Everyone got a weapon. They all exited the safe underground. This was (Dino) war.

Frankie chucked his spear at a dino's face. It just missed, but it hit the dino's neck. The dino got angry. Very very very very angry. So mister dino ate mister Frankie.

But then something completely unrealistic happened: Frankie farted. The methane gas went into the dino's system and the dino was poisoned. Frankie got out of the dinosaur.

So Frankie got eaten and farted many times. Until...

He was kidnapped by a T-Rex! The T-Rex didn't eat Frankie, though. The T-Rex brought Frankie to a dinosaur Frankie had never seen before. Frankie looked around and saw many T-Rexes in the room he was in. Oh, and they all could talk.

The new species spoke first. "The farting boy must be done away with! So... feed him to... Max the domesticated wolf!"

"Max!" shouted Frankie, recognizing his dog. "You never told me you were...this!"

Max showed his teeth. Frankie was terrified.

"Kill him!" shouted the new species. "Kill him or else my name isn't King Blood."


Part 19: Oh, Kitty-cat!

"Look," said the Narrator, "I've thought up an excuse. But you'll need to find your cat. Rumor has it that Awesome's in video game land."

Really ran to the land of games. Then, he crouched behind a crate. Really peaked out and saw two Space Pirates carrying Awesome. Really charged up his wave beam and fired the Wavebuster at them. Really walked over to Awesome, but a Shadow Pirate grabbed him. The Shadow Pirate chucked Awesome in a hole, approximately one meter in diameter.

Samus - I mean - Really went into morph ball mode and rolled into the hole. Really found Awesome and grabbed him. Really rolled out of the hole. Really went out of morph ball mode.

But then Awesome got stolen by Mega Very! The giant machine boss from their video game!

"Mega Very!" shouted Really. "And...you repaired your weak spot!"

Really wondered how he would defeat this. Really switched to his scan visor and scanned Mega Very. The scan entry read: "Impossible to defeat. You best just run."

Really ran, but remembered his cat. So Really went back. He scanned Mega Very's shoe. It was made of Bendezium. Really laid a power bomb and the shoe was blown open. Samus - I mean - Really went into morph ball mode and entered the blown open shoe. Inside the shoe was a magnetic rail which held Mega Very together. Really used spider ball to climb up Mega Very. Once at the top, Really laid another power bomb and then fell out of Mega Very's nose.

Really went out of morph ball mode. Really slid down to Mega Very's hand-claw-thingy. It let off electrical impulses. Awesome was being shocked there. Really took Awesome from Mega Very's hand-claw-thingy. Then Really jumped off of Mega Very.

Then Really returned to The Narrator.


Part 20: Krazy Hospital

Freddy asked some random guy, "Where's the nearest hospital?"

Answered random guy, "Over there," and pointed to a strange hospital.

"Okay..." said Freddy. Freddy dragged Cleff and Tim to the hospital.

The doctors put Cleff and Tim on beds. Freddy sat in their room.

"Am I going to die?" asked Tim.

"Yes," said Freddy cheerfully. But Freddy's geniality wouldn't last long. Because when Freddy saw a doctor come in with a chainsaw, well, you know, he screamed like a girl.

"No I didn't!" argued Freddy to the Narrator.

"Hey!" said the Narrator. "It is my story!"

Anyway, Freddy, once he stopped screaming, GIRLY, he jumped out the window. Or at least he tried to. For the windows had bars on them!

The chainsaw guy got closer. He raised the chainsaw above Tim. Then... Freddy tackled him! Freddy grabbed the chainsaw and swung it around in circles. He let go, and it cut through the door. Then Freddy had an awesome fight with the chainsaw guy. It lasted ten seconds. That's it.

Then Very came in. "I need a doctor," he said, and fainted.

Freddy grabbed the chainsaw. He held it high above Very. Freddy was ready to hurt Very. Or...that sounded retarded. No, like, really retarded. Can't I just say kill? So, I wasn't censored. So...Freddy was ready to CENSORED Very. Hey! I wanted to say CENSORED. Hey! What gives? I just said that word, so why can't I say it now?


Part 21: King Blood

King Blood laughed as Frankie entered Max's mouth. Soon Frankie would be dead and all the dinosaurs would then be able to kill all the humans...As long as no one farted.

Meanwhile, Frankie had an idea to get out of Max's mouth. But Frankie hoped he wouldn't hurt Max.

First, Frankie took out a boomerang. Then he locked onto Max's uvula. He chucked the boomerang at it. Frankie got thrown up, puked on, barfed over, and upchucked. Strangely though, Max's puke was dinosaur scales. King Blood saw the puke.

"Dinosaur scales!" yelled King Blood. "What the heck were you eating?" King Blood stood up on his hind legs. He walked over to Max. Max and King Blood had a fight.

This was Frankie's perfect distraction! Frankie ran out of the cave he was in and rushed to Dubya. Dubya got out a gadget. It was called Dino to U-man.

"We'll turn this Blood King into a helpless, harmless U-man!" shouted Dubya.

"Hey!" yelled Frankie.

"You are," said Dubya.


Part 22: The Final Task

"So, you have your cat, eh?" said The Narrator. "Well then, to get out of pit lava, you must do this: First, choose someone besides you and your cat that you want to take out of pit lava. Then journey up the You Will Die If You Climb Up This Mountain mountain, and then finally, at the peak of the mountain, do the chicken dance."

Zorro walked over. "You must choose me for that guy!" he said. Really chose Zorro to take up the mountain.

So Really had his task. But before Really would climb the mountain, he had to buy some stuff for the climb.

Really walked into the market. "Welcome to the market," the clerk says. "How might I annoy you - I mean - help you?"

"I'd like to buy Cape Cod chips and Mountain Dew," said Really, as clear as possible.

"You'd like barbeque Lay's and a bottle of Fresca? Okay, you got it," said the clerk.

"I didn't say that!" yelled Really.

"Oh, no you didn't," said the clerk. "So, we have a sale for buying Cape Cod and Mountain Dew! You get one 50% off video game! And... you have to buy one."

Really said, "I want The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess."

"You want E.T. The Extra Terrestrial; AKA the worst game ever? Okay, you got it," said the clerk.

Really was mad, but he went to the mountain, nevertheless.


Part 23: Escape the Kraziness!

"Don't kill him," said Cleff weakly. Freddy didn't want to listen to Cleff. He wanted to get rid of his problems once and for all, even if it was violent. Freddy would destroy Very with the chainsaw he had. He definitely would. Freddy's chainsaw was already running, and Freddy's mind was already made up.

But just then, a man wearing a bloody hockey mask jumped into the room and punched Freddy. Freddy aimed his chainsaw at the guy with the bloody hockey mask. The guy with the bloody hockey mask took out a chainsaw. Freddy and the bloody guy swung their chainsaws furiously, but, although there were a few smashed lamps, neither Freddy nor the bloody chainsaw guy were harmed.

Then, the chainsaws touched. It made a sound too horrible to not describe. So, me being a big, fat, greedy narrator, I won't describe it. The chainsaws, though, they exploded. Yep.

Freddy pushed on his chainsaw, and it broke off more and more shards of the bloody guy's chainsaw. Shards went everywhere, piercing Freddy's stuntman's skin. The real Freddy was protected by his shield.

Freddy's stuntman chainsawed open bloody guy's gas supply, which onto the floor below Freddy's stuntman and the bloody guy.

Freddy lit a match and chucked it over to the gas. The chainsaws exploded, the bloody hockey mask guy got lit on fire, and Freddy's stuntman ran for his life.

Freddy extinguished the fire. Cleff and Tim slowly got up. Cleff walked over to the bloody guy and said, "Let's see who this really is!"

Cleff took off the mask. Under it was someone Cleff had never seen before in his life. The guy had eyes that stuck out of its head, but as soon as Cleff saw them, they disappeared into the guy's head.

"I am the King of all Blood!" he said. "I am known just as: Blood."


Part 24: Strike!

"Groundhogs!" announced Dubya, "We have found the dino base! We must STRIKE!"

A bunch of groundhogs rushed into the cave. Frankie spoke to Dubya. "When will we use the Dino to U-Man?"

"Well," said Dubya, "we's only got one shot. I think that shot should be fired at da leader: King Blood."

"I'm going in," said Frankie.

Inside the cave was a war. Groundhogs were farting everywhere and lighting their farts. Dinos were slashing.

Dubya followed Frankie, who was carrying the Dino to U-Man. "Where's King Blood?" asked Dubya.

Frankie then saw the King of Blood. "Put the Dino to U-Man down!" Frankie shouted. "I need to use it."

Dubya put down the Dino to U-Man, and Frankie took control of it. Frankie aimed the Dino to U-Man at King Blood. But King Blood saw.

"You!" shouted King Blood. "You're the one we captured! You're the one called 'The Fearsome Dino Knocker-Outer! And...IS THAT A DINO-TO-U-MAN?"

Frankie fired the Dino-to-U-Man at King Blood. King Blood turned into a helpless, harmless U-Man.

"My eyes! My eyes! They suddenly went inside my head!" shouted King Blood.

"Uh...master," said a dino, "...You don't really look like a king anymore. Why don't we just call you Blood?"

"Sure, whatever, but I need to make a run for it. Protect your master!" said Blood.

Blood ran away. Frankie and Dubya chased him. Blood yelled, "I'll be back before you know it! You'll all be dead soon!"

Frankie and Dubya lost sight of Blood.


Part 25: Climbing the Mountain

Really, Awesome, and Zorro were at the bottom of the You Will Die If You Climb Up This Mountain mountain. Really had a backpack packed with stuff. In the backpack was Fresca, Mountain Dew, Barbeque Lay's, Cape Cod chips, an Atari 2600, E.T. the game, a generator, a tent, and a long thread of yarn.

"So," said Really, "how do we climb this puppy?"

"Well," said Zorro-san, "I think we should walk up the You Will Die If You Walk Up This Trail trail."

"Okay, okay," said Really. "But I'm wokring on a theory here. What would happen if you attached yourself to a bullet, loaded it into a gun, then fired it?"

Zorro slapped Really. They embarked on the journey.


Part 26: The Trail

"I'm getting tired," said Zorro. "We've had to have walked a mile by now!"

"My pedometer says I've only walked one step today!" said Really.

Zorro grabbed Really's pedometer, smashed it on the ground, jumped on it, picked it back up, and opened it. It said two steps.

They continued to walk the trail. Zorro thought he saw a tree move its branch. Really thought the same. Then one freaky looking tree talked.

"You peoples dare walk up this trail!" shouted the tree. "Have a cookie for your troubles." The tree handed them a cookie.

Zorro ate it when Really wanted it.

They kept walking on the trail. The day then came to an end, and Really set up a tent.

Really set up his Atari 2600 and began to play E.T.

Really played the game for barely a minute and immediately hated it. He drank his Mountain Dew and ate his Cape Cod chips to make the pain go away. He kept playing though. Then E.T. got stuck in a well.

"This game is stupid!" yelled Really.

A man wearing a black suit came into the tent, collected the game, and left. Really thought that he heard they guy mutter, "Landfill."

The next morning, Awesome, Zorro, and Really began to walk up the trail again.

Finally, all three made it to the top!

"That was tiring," said Zorro, out of breath.

"I know. But now we must chicken dance!" said Really proudly.

Awesome just wondered how a cat could chicken dance.


Part 27: Chasing Blood

Blood was getting away! Cleff helped Tim get up and Freddy ran as fast as he could after Blood. Blood ran up some stairs, then took a bucket of slime and poured it on the stairs. Freddy was too idiotic to notice the slime, and nearly broke his foot when he slipped. Cleff grabbed Freddy and brought him and Tim upstairs.

Freddy and Cleff and Tim chased after Blood, who suddenly threw dynamite at them. Freddy hit it back toward Blood with a tennis racket. It exploded on Blood.

The smoke cleared and the hospital building was very destroyed. But Blood had escaped the hospital by jumping out a hole in the wall that the dynamite made when it exploded. Cleff, Tim, and Freddy jumped out too.

Blood ran across the street. Our heroes followed.

Blood swam across a lake. Our heroes followed.

Blood disguised himself as a janitor. Our heroes had no clue where Blood went. Blood laughed. He held his mop over Freddy's head, and he knocked Freddy unconscious with it.

"Uh...janitor?" asked Cleff. "Why'd you knocked dear ol' Fred out with your mop?"

"You doofus!" shouted Tim. "That's Blood!"

"Oh," said Cleff.

"So you found me out, eh?" said Blood. "Well then, DIE!"

Blood swung his mop at Cleff, who got knocked into a wall. It hurt.

Tim, being a coward, ran for his wimpy life. He ran out of some wimpy middle school. Blood did not follow.

Meanwhile, Very was being treated at a real hospital. The doctor said he had broken every bone in his body...except for eighty-seven of them.

"When can I be free, doctor?" asked Very.

"Right now!" said the doctor. "Or right after surgery."

SNIP! SNIP! PAIN! "Ow! My toesies! OW!" SNIP! SNIP snip! SEW!

"We're all done!" said the doctor.

Very got up. His legs hurt. But still, Very was okay! Okay...

So Very found some old wimpy middle school and entered it. Inside was a janitor. "Hey there," said the janitor. Very saw an unconscious Cleff and Freddy on the floor.

"What are those bodies doing on the floor?" asked Very.

"Oh," said the janitor. "I've never seen them before. And I certainly didn't knock them out with my mop."

"No, I think you did," said Very.

"Fine!" yelled the janitor. "I did! Now you will die!"

"Um...kay..." said Very. "Sure."


Part 28: Dubya's Speech

Dubya spoke out to his groundhogs the next day.

"My fellow hogs," said Dubya. "We were not able to defeat the king od the dinos. Yet we eliminated a great lot of them. Me peoples, I've got one thing left to say... we will find Blood! I won't die until I stop him! I swear it! And... I'm selling T-shirts that say 'I helped turn King Blood into a U-man.'"


Part 29: Melee!

Zorro and Really stood at the mountain and chicken danced. Suddenly Really, Zorro, and Awesome were holding GameCube controllers and staring at a TV screen.

"What the?" asked Zorro.

"Melee!" shouted the TV.

Really selected Fox. Zorro selected Link. Awesome selected Pichu.

Random stage select was selected and they got Peach's Castle. They began to play a two stock battle.

Really kicked butt with Fox, but almost accidentally flew off the stage. Awesome kept hurting himself with Pichu's own attacks. Zorro also almost flew off the stage as Link, but was saved by the grappling thing.

Then a red character came on stage. It looked a lot like Red G. The camera zoomed in on Red G. "If you beat me," he said, "you will be free from the pit lava. But let me warn you: NOBODY'S EVER BEATEN ME! Because... I use wavedashing." The camera went back to a normal view.

Link fired an arrow at Red G. Red G jumped up to Link, grabbed him, and chucked him into the air. Fox ran over and blasted Red G to the side of the stage. Pichu hurt himself. Red G jumped into the air and slammed into the ground above Fox. Fox lost a life.

A few moments later, Fox, Link, and Red G each had one life, and Pichu was gone. Then, a home run bat appeared onstage.

"Oh my rooster!" cried Really. "A home run bat!"

Fox jumped over to it. But Red G got it! Fox jumped away quickly, but Link ran over to Red G. Red G knocked Link gone.

Only Fox and Red G were left. Suddenly, another home run bat appeared. Fox grabbed it. Fox waited for Red G to come over to where he was, and then BAM! Red G had lost his final life.

Awesome, Zorro, and Really suddenly appeared on real land. They had escaped pit lava.


Part 30: Random!

This is some random part of the story. RANDOM!


Part 31: Very Against Blood

Blood charged at Very. Very shot a laser at Blood, but Blood blocked it with his mop. Very grabbed the mop, but Blood used the mop to chuck Very into the air. Very landed on Blood's head, though. Very then began to hit the back of Blood's head. Blood fell down, but Blood quickly kicked Very off of him. Blood picked up his mop. Very farted.

"You think farts will stop ME!" yelled Blood.

"Well, yeah," said Very. "I mean, farts smell like..."

"Ooh! That smells horrible!" yelled Blood. Blood ran for his nose.

"Ha!" yelled Very! "Now I can get Tim without any distractions!"


Part 32: Tim Fights

Tim walked back into the building. He saw Very. Very saw him. Very took out a laser.

"Don't shoot me," said Tim.

"Why not?" asked Very.

"Because I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you shoot me with bounces off me and sticks to you," said Tim.

"Right..." said Very.

Very shot a laser at Tim, which bounced off of Tim and stuck to Very.

"Ow!" yelled Very. Very shot again. "Ow!" he yelled.

"Told ya!" said Tim.

Cleff got up. Freddy got up.

"What're you doing, Very?" asked Cleff.

"Um...nothing...important...it's...um... None of your beeswax!" yelled Very.

"Are you trying to kill Tim?" asked Cleff nicely.

"No...well, maybe...actually, kind of...well, yes," said Very.

"I can help you with that!" said Cleff. But Freddy grabbed Cleff. Yeah, I know, Cleff is an idiot.

"STOP!" yelled Tim. "Why are we fighting?"

"Because ol' Very here needs help," said Cleff.

"Um...because I hate Cleff because he foils my plans to destroy the world," said Very. "And I want to destroy the world because of my dad."

"Why'd your dad want to destroy the world?" asked Tim.

"Because..." said Very. "Um... I'm gonna bring everyone back to their own time." Very hit a button on his watch.


Part 33: Sage Council

Big Tony, Fredrick, Frankie, Really, Awesome, Zorro, Cleff, Very, and Freddy appeared in the Tower of Darkness.

Suddenly, Cleff disappeared. He reappeared in a strange place. Looking around, Cleff saw some fat guy.

"I am the Great Sage," said the fat man. "Cleff, you are in the council of the sages. Except, well, the other sages were too lazy to get up. Anyway, Cleff, we know that you've been traveling through time. That is why we must close off the time passageway. Then there will only be one way to travel through time. Remember, we are the most powerful beings in the world. So, now I must warn you of the dangers of Blood. You're the only one who can stop him!"

"Uh," said Cleff. "Right..."

"Now to tell you exactly how to stop him," said the Great Sage.

"What?" asked Cleff. "That's like a teacher telling a student how to get an A!"

"Oh," said the Great Sage. "You don't want to defeat Blood?"

"Yes, I want to know how to defeat him!" yelled Cleff.

"Oh," said the Great Sage. "Okay. What you have to do is turn him into a dinosaur and fart in his mouth."

Cleff burst out laughing. Then he calmed himself.

"I'm serious," said the Great Sage.

Cleff laughed even more. Afterward, Cleff asked, "Why am I the only one who can stop Blood?"

The Great Sage responded, "That's what the prophecy foretold."

"Prophecy!" yelled Cleff. "Everything leads back to prophecies, don't they?"

"Yes, they do," said the Great Sage. "Anyway, the prophecy states:

'Thou who wears cape and wields supernatural power and ability, along with the help of thou with scar created by cat, must stop some blood from taking the world. Thy blood can be stopped by flatulence in thy dino mouth. Although, if thy is not farted in, thy will succeed. Thy will be the all-powerful ruler of thy universe.'"

"What?" asked Cleff.

"It basically means you and Very must stop Blood by farting in his mouth when he's a dino, and if you don't, he wins and takes the world," recited the Great Sage, quickly.

"No, no," said Cleff. "I know that. I was just wondering what that salad was doing in your teeth."

"Hey!" yelled the Great Sage.


Part 34: Asteroid of Death

When Cleff arrived back at the Tower of Darkness, only Freddy, Frankie, Very, and Really were there. Frankie was looking out the window at an asteroid. Really walked over and saw it too. Very then walked over. "Excellent," he said.

Cleff talked to Freddy. "Um...Freddy...where'd everyone go?"

"To that party at Zorro's house," said Freddy. "Kids were talking about it all day long at school today."

"But today's a Saturday!" said Cleff. "And I don't go to school!"

"Oh," said Freddy.

Meanwhile Very said, "Really! Now is the time we leave this puny planet!"

Very and Really rushed to the getaway vehicle.

"Cleff! Freddy!" yelled Frankie. "Vamos! We have to catch them!"

Frankie, Freddy, and Cleff chased after Very and Really. Really and Very were loading Cute and Awesome into the getaway vehicle. Then, they took off.

Cleff grabbed Frankie's and Freddy's heads and flew after the getaway vehicle.

Really manned the turret of the getaway vehicle. He shot a laser at Cleff. Cleff dodged the laser. Really fired another shot. It was a direct miss! "Erg...RAPID FIRE!" cried Really. Multiple lasers shot everywhere, and Cleff got hit. He dropped Frankie.

"Cleff!" cried Freddy. "You dropped Frankie!"

"Okay!" yelled Cleff. He made a shield around himself and flew down to Frankie, grabbing him right before he fell onto a busy 159th Street.

Cleff flew back up to the getaway vehicle, got inside the field of lasers and got rid of his shield.

"Why did you just do that?" asked Frankie. Cleff dropped Frankie again, but Freddy wasn't paying any attention. Freddy was hippity-hopping-to-the-bang-bang-woogy-a-hippity-hopping on top of lasers and stuff to get to the turret. Then Freddy pulled a few wires, electricuted Frankie...somehow, and broke the turret.

Cleff then saved Frankie again. Frankie yelled, "Freddy! Look out!" Freddy was on the getaway vehicle still, and Very still had some tricks up his sleeve. Very captured Freddy in a cage!

"So long!" yelled Very, turning on the turbo-boosters. Frankie and Cleff lost sight of them, and they both looked at the asteroid.


Part 35: President Dubya

Dubya was awaiting the E.T.'s arrival. They would save him from the planet's destruction. But suddenly Dubya heard a breaking glass noise. Some flying guy who was carrying some other guy broke through the window.

Dubya was going to call security, but he thought he recognized the small guy. So, Dubya spoke, "U-Man?"

"You remember?" said Frankie.

"Look," said Dubya, "I'm awaiting the arrival of the E.T.s to pick me up. They will save me from this puny planet!"

"Look," said fast-talking Cleff. "If you give us some nuclear or atomic weapons right now, you will get five fabulous dollars. And if you order in the next five seconds, we'll double that offer!"

"OKAY!" cried Dubya. "I'll give you the weapons. You talk faster than that guy on that commercial."

On TV, some guy farted. Then a fast-talking voice said, "Tired of farting? Then come on down to Average Joe's Stop the Fart center! We work with specially trained people! And come on down today 'cause we got a sale. So stop those farts! Come on down!"

"Yeah," said Cleff, "um...stop copying Family Guy. I mean, that's like the second least cool thing to do!"

"I'm going to that asteroid now," said Cleff.

"I'm not going," said Frankie. "Only because I feel safe with the E.T.s. They saved Max, you know...MAX! I need to get him!"


Part 36: Pets That Hate

Cute and Awesome still hated each other, even though their masters were unified. Let's translate what they were saying.

"I still hate you," said Awesome.

"You wanna go?" threatened Cute.

Awesome launched at Cute. But Very and Really saw the fighting. So they both shouted, "Stewieman! Stewieman!" I mean...uh... "Stop! Stop!"

Awesome said in CatDog language, "This isn't over!"


Part 37: J, B, and Stu in Space!

"Look guys, I gots an awesome plan!" said J. J, B, and Stu were about a few hundred yards from the asteroid, in space!

"What?" asked B.

"We're gonna use a nuclear weapon that could blow up the asteroid to redirect the asteroid's path from Earth and towards Jupiter!" said J.

"Great plan!" exclaimed Stu.

"B, do you have the nuclear weapons?" asked J.

"Yes I do," said B.

"Goody goody!" said J.

B took out the nuclear weapon. Stu only stared at the shiny red button. It was so beautiful, the button. Stu thought he could hear it say "Push me!" So, Stu pushed the red button.

"No!" cried J and B, but they were too late. But nothing happened.

"Oh, now I remember why nothing exploded," said B. "I never pulled out that piece of paper that says "Pull here". B pulled it out.

J, B, and Stu flew down to the asteroid using their trusty rocket boots. When they landed, the terrain was rough, and foot-hurting-like. They began to explore the asteroid, until J said, "Um...how do we redirect an asteroid's path with nuclear weapons?"

B answered, "By blowing up the nuclear weapon."

"Oh..." said J.


Part 38: M-m-m-MAX!

"Max!" cried Frankie. "Where are you!" Frakie stood at the edge of the tower, looking down. Then, suddenly, he was falling. Hadn't Very once said this Tower was eighty stories high?

Then, suddenly, Frankie's life began to flash before his eyes. Frankie flashed back to his first day of school, when he was framed that he killed his teacher with scissors because there was red paint on them. As it turns out, the teacher was just on a lunch break.

Then Frankie had a montage of all the times he farted in first grade. Then in second grade, some mean teacher kept telling everyone the homework after dismissal. He got tons of zeroes. In third and fourth grade, there was a troublemaker in his class, and he was framed for his doings. In fifth grade, he was unlucky too. Then he saw what just happened. Blood had pushed him from the tower!

Frankie regained his sanity. He looked down. He was about to smash onto the hard ground when some giant dog rescued him!

"Max!" cried Frankie. "You found me, boy! You know, my whole life was flashing before my eyes, but you saved me!"


Part 39: Asteroid Wars

Very, in his getaway vehicle, saw J, B, and Stu, along with the nuclear weapon. Very steered the getaway vehicle down to the asteroid. "Where are we going?" asked Really.

"We're going to stop those idiots on that asteroid!"

Very landed the getaway vehicle, and Very and Really got out. J, B, and Stu walked over to where Very and Really were. J said, "Well, howdy y'all!"

"Hand over the nuclear weapon or else," said Very.

"Or else what?" asked J.

"Exactly," said Very.

"Huh?" said B.

"Nevermind," said Very. "Now hand it over."

"No!" shouted J.

"Then it's war," said Very. Very took out a walkie-talkie and spoke into it. "Calling all of my reinforcements, ATTACK!"

Planes with rockets attached to them crowded the "sky". Then peasants came down from the planes. "Surrender or else we'll hit you with our spears!" cried one of the peasants.

J laughed. "No!" he said.

A peasant slowly walked over to J and swung his spear. J jumped up into the air, and the spear missed him.

Meanwhile, Cleff was looking down on the asteroid. He saw three little drill holes. He looked off into the distance and saw ten bowling pins - I mean asteroid shaped like milk cartons.


Part 40: Asteroid Finale

More peasants were not swinging their spears...with their eyes closed. Very used the asteroid's low gravity to jump over the peasants. He then turned into his super villain form: The Flaming Fly-Loser!

"Mwah ha hah!" laughed Very. "Now face the awesome wrath of me! Unless... You give me the nuclear weapon."

"Never!" cried J. He broke through the crowd of peasants swining spears with their eyes closed. Very followed. Then, when he got close enough, Very flamed J. Then, he hardened the fire, and J fell down.

Suddenly, though, Very felt the ground moving at exhilarating speeds. "No!" cried Very. "Someone must have redirected the path!"

"Strike!" yelled Cleff (Bowling, people).

Very heard this voice. He cried out "Cleff! How dare you!"

Very's flames grew to the shape and size of a giant. Very hardened everything. Very would use his new hardened body to attack Cleff!

Giant Very jumped from the asteroid to Cleff. Cleff made himself larger. They fought in a boss battle that would only be exciting in a movie or video game. Here that Warner Bros./Dreamworks and EA Games/some other developer?

Anyways, on da asteroid, J still was carrying a nuclear weapon. Really was personally making sure that the peasants would keep swinging their spears so B and Stu could not escape. B was scared so Stu assured that "It's okay, maestro. I farted."

J, meanwhile, stood on the edge of the asteroid and chucked the nuclear weapon at that humongous Very. The nuclear weapon's "Don't Press" button hit giant Very's back and the bomb went off. Very's humongous form exploded.


Part 41: Aftermath of Asteroid Battle and Stuff

When Very exploded, he returned to just being Very. Which, while being in the vacuum of space and all, he was rescued by Really in the getaway vehicle, who flew back to Earth. Cleff followed.

Inside the getaway vehicle, Very said, "Forget that Freddy. Just drop him from 15,000 feet and we'll never hear from him again! Moo hoo ha ha ha cow!"

Really dropped Freddy and then asked, "What about the peasants?"

Very responded, "Uh...well...LOOK! A plane!"

Meanwhile, Cleff saved Freddy, wento some E.T. ship and picked up Frankie and Max, and then went to the Tower of Darkness. Very and Really arrived there soon afterward.

Cleff asked Frankie, "Uh... How did you go from the White House to the Tower of Darkness to some E.T. ship?"

"It's a plothole," said Freddy.

"Yay for plotholes!" yelled Frankie.


Part 42: WORST. SURPRISE. EVER.

Frankie saw a shadow, and he knew who it was. "Come on out, Blood!"

Blood stepped out of the shadows. "So you saw me, eh?" he said. "Well, eh, this is my tower!"

"No it's not!" yelled Very.

"Who said that!" commanded Blood.

There was silence. But then Cleff said, "The bald guy did!"

There was a loud shot or something. Very fell to his knees. "Ow," he said. Then Very fell out of the Tower of Darkness and onto the road eighty stories down.

"Um...what just happened?" Cleff asked.

"The Narrator vaguely described me shooting Very, him dying, and falling onto the street eighty stories down," said Blood.

"Oh..." said Cleff.

Blood then I spied with his little eye Frankie Strands.

"You!" he angrily yelled, as his eyes popped out of his head. "I recognize you! You are the human who turned me into a U-Man!...or whatever. So now you will die!"

"Stop!" yelled Cleff. "You're going to ruin this series reputation for being pretty much non-violent!"

"I don't care about some stupid book stories' reputation that has some stupid narrator and is commanding me to say what I'm saying right now!" bellowed Blood. "Now die, you U-Man!"

Blood shot at Frankie, but Cleff immediately took action. Cleff grabbed the bullet right out of the air.

"Hey!" exclaimed Blood. Frankie noticed Blood's mouth was getting larger and Blood's teeth were getting sharper.

Blood tried to shoot Cleff, but he was out of ammo.

"It's on!" yelled Blood.


Part 43: Blood-like Finale

Really had just come back from the loo, and he saw Cleff and Blood fighting. And Very was no where to be seen.

Cleff meanwhile, was trying to push Blood out the window. But since he wouldn't move close to the window, Cleff would have to defeat him the old-fashioned way.

Cleff's and Blood's health meters filled completely. Cleff did a super mega ultra power punch (up, down, a, up, b). Blood's health plummeted. But Blood attacked Cleff with his awesomely dino move. But Cleff did his awesome move again and defeated Blood.

"Forget this!" cried Blood, drawing a sword. "Swords can never run out of ammo!"

Cleff drew a sword too. Blood and Cleff fought and fought like a round of boxing in Wii Sports!

Anyway, Cleff wounded Blood in the left shoulder. "Ow!" he yelled. "Why you little...uh...ow...the pain."

Blood's teeth and mouth and eyes and nose went back to normal. Blood had hardly any ounce of strength left in him, but he still gathered it all up to say a few words. "Curse you, Cleff! Curse you, Very! Curse you, Really! Curse you, Luck and I forget your name!"

Blood then fell backwards and out of the tower.


Part 44: Sob Scene

Really, Frankie, Freddy, and Cleff were below the tower, on the sidewalk. Caution tape was surrounding the two bodies of Blood and Very. Of anyone, Really felt the most loss. His life had been like a rollercoaster. Things went from good to evil to good to evil. Now, though, Really's biggest influence on being evil was dead. Very was gone.

Frankie and Cleff both felt relief. The battles could finally end. Very Evil and Blood were gone, so would be the bad guy?

Freddy, meanwhile, was bored from the stupid sob scene and was trying to hack a Coke machine.

Yeah, well, I'm not bored from it yet. Anyhow, Really couldn't help but feeling lost. He didn't know if he was evil or good. Really then had an idea.

"Mwah ha coo-ky coo-ky!" he yelled out to the world. "Mwah ha coo-ky coo-ky!" *I will go completely crazy! Mwah ha coo-ky jumprope-y!*

Really ran like a maniac around town. Really was going crazy.

"Who cares about stupid Really?" said Cleff. "He's my fourth favorite character."

Suddenly, Cleff shot up into the air and disappeared.


Part 45: Meeting of Sage

Cleff appeared in the Sage Council. He farted, just for the heck of it.

"Hello, Cleff," said the Great Sage. "I've heard you've defeated Blood."

"Yes, I have, Rauru...I mean, Great Sage," said Cleff.

"That is excellent," said the Great Sage. "I assume you turned him into a dino and farted in his mouth."

"Nope!" shouted Cleff. "I struck him in the shoulder and he fell eighty stories!"

"What!?!" scolded the Great Sage. "No, no, no! You haven't defeated Blood!"

"Chill, yo," said Cleff cooly. "He fell eighty stories and landed on his head. I don't think he could have survived that."

"Well at least keep Very alive," said the Great Sage.

"Oooh," said Cleff. "Sorry about that."

"What!?!" scolded the Great Sage. "But the prophecy! Blood is definitely going to take the world now!"

"Maybe the prophecy is wrong," said Cleff.

"Impossible!" shouted the Great Sage. "The prophecy can't be wrong!"

"It could be!" shouted Cleff. "I mean it's possible to change time!"

"Very well," said the Great Sage. "Prophecies are stupid."

"But," said Cleff, "if the prophecy is right, I'll be there."

Then Cleff did something totally unrealistic: he farted.

Cleff and the Great Sage laughed. "That one never gets old!"

Cleff farted again.

The End?