Very Evil 6: Horribleness (Featuring Evil) (8/31/06 - 10/12/06)


Part 1: Lost in Space

Very looked out the window of his spaceship. The Earth was nothing more than a tiny dot. Yet the sun was huge.

Very was about to turn away from the window when he saw a small capsule float by, outside the ship. Very, unknowing what the object was, was about to destroy it, when he halted.

Judge Trudy was inscribed on the capsule.

"Big Daddy," smiled Very. And with that, Very took control of the giant claw and put 50¢ into the slot.

Very, with his awesome claw skills, only wasted $10.50 on the machine. Then the capsule was his.

Very carried it into the arts and crafts chamber, where Cute was making a frame.

"Hey, Cute," asked Very, "can I borrow some scissors?"

"Woof!" barked Cute.

Very took a pair of scissors and cut open the capsule. Inside was an unconscious human. Very would have thought he was dead, except for one thing.

He was covered in green.


Part 2: Really and Big Tony

"Come on, Big Tony, you don't want to hurt me!" cried Really.

"Oh yes I do!" exclaimed Big Tony. "Look what you've done to my nose!"

"That was nearly ten years ago!" argued Really.

"And yet I still have no nose," said Big Tony.

"Look," started Really, "I don't care about your stupid nose, nor do I care about you! So just go back to where you were hiding for all these years."

"You mean jail?" asked Big Tony.

"Wow," said Really in awe, "you hid in jail."

"No, you dolt!" said Big Tony. "I was *in* jail!"

"Oh," said Really. "But...um, you could have escaped."

"I tried," explained Big Tony, "But it was too hard."

"Too bad," said Really.


Part 3: Green Stuff

Very took Big Daddy's body out of the capsule. He cleaned off the green, and Big Daddy woke up.

"The aliens!" yelled Big Daddy. "They squirted me with sleep poison!"

"I know, I know," said Very.

"Very?" asked Big Daddy. "What are you doing here? Where's Wicked?"

"On Earth," said Very.

"Where's Earth?" asked Big Daddy.

"What's your IQ?" asked Very.

"One. Hundred. Thousand." said Big Daddy.

"Right..." said Very. "Wait a second, the sleep poison! Its carbon manifesting the hydrogen and methane can yield supernatural powers if combined with concentrated amounts of oxygen and helium!"

"What?" asked Big Daddy.

"Nothing," said Very. But Very was thinking about more than nothing. He was thinking about what he could do. Very could make superpower juice.


Part 4: Revenge

"Really," said Big Tony, "I've come for my revenge." Big Tony took out a knife.

"Wait, isn't there a way to settle this besides violence?" asked Really.

"No," said Big Tony.

"But I don't have a nose!" yelled Really.

"Right..." said Big Tony.

Big Tony swung the knife down at Really's nose, but before it could touch Really's skin, a hand grabbed Big Tony's arm.

"Just poking in to save your life!" said Cleff.

"Who's this bonehead," asked Big Tony.

Really thought quickly. "My sister," he said.

"What!" shouted Cleff. "I'm your niece!"

"Right..." said Big Tony. "Look, I'll give you a mills bills if you let me cut off this guy's nose."

"But he ain't got no nose," said Cleff.

And then in one quick move, Big Tony attempted to rip off Really's nose. Really kicked Big Tony in the thigh and ran for his life.

Big Tony chucked the knife at Really, but it missed and hit a tree. The tree cracked and it began to lean in Big Tony's direction.

Big Tony realized he was on the ground. Then Big Tony felt pain. The tree had toppled onto him, crushing his bones.


Part 5: Evil Inc.'s Deal

Very's cell phone rang. "Wow," said Very, "I get service up here?"

Very got up from his potion mixer 1500 and answered his phone.

"My name is Guy," said Guy, "and I have a friend named Buddy. We'd like to buy Evil Inc. for one billion dollars. As long as it's in good condition, we'll buy it!"

"Yes!" shouted Very, without thinking. Because if he did, he would have remembered that half the floors on Evil Inc. were gone.

"Good," said Guy, "we'll buy it on Thursday the twelfth!" Guy hung up.

"Thursday the twelfth," said Very, "that's the day before Friday the thirteenth! Cleff would be weak! I could strike!"

Then Very remembered something. Evil Inc. was in pieces. So he called up Really.

"Hello?" said Really.

"Really," said Very, "I want you to do me a favor."

"Look Very, I've joined the good side now," said Really. Really hung up.

Very got angry and turned into the Hulk.


Part 6: Freddy and Frankie

"Freddy! Big Tony and Very are up to something and I need your help to stop them," shouted Cleff. "You and Frankie - "

"Frankie?" asked Freddy. "That loser!"

"Loser?" what the hecked Cleff. "He was your best friend!"

"Not anymore," said Freddy. "I'm into football 'n' girls now."

"GIRLS!" scolded Cleff. "You mean the evil beings of the opposite gender!"

"Yep, those ones," stated Freddy.

"You've gone crazy!" yelled Cleff. "Girls are evil!"

"Even hot girls?" questioned Freddy.

Cleff stormed out.

After a few minutes, Cleff found Frankie. Playing chess. Getting checkmated on the fourth move.

"Hey Frankie," said Cleff.

"Cleff!" shrieked Frankie. "I'm so glad to see you, Freddy's..."

"Gone crazy?" interrupted Cleff.

"Yes," stated Frankie. "I'll explain. Freddy's friend, Fredrick, convinced Freddy to play football. And Freddy played and played, and I called him a giant ball head and he dropped a two ton weight on me!"

"We have to strike back!" exclaimed Cleff.

"Yes, and I know when," said Frankie. "Friday the thirteenth. The only day I am lucky!"

"Friday the thirteenth!" gasped Cleff. "I'm very very weak on that day!"

"Oh," said Frankie. "So...uh...Very's up to something again?"

A loud boom was heard outside. Then another one. "Meteors!" some wimpy old teacher cried.

"Very," said Frankie and Cleff in unison.


Part 7: Darth Tony

As Very's ship was pulled in by gravity into Earth, Very pressed the release meteors button.

"Havoc always comes in twos," said Very.

Very and Big Daddy landed on Earth and got out of the ship.

Big Daddy traced a beacon to a fallen down tree. He and Very lifted the tree. Under it was a very crushed Tony. Tony was as flat as a pancake.

"Oh no!" said Big Daddy.

"Don't worry," assured Very. "I can turn him into Darth Tony!" Very laughed like Bruce Coville.

And so he did. Darth Tony was born.


Part 8: Selling Evil Inc.

It was Thursday in no time. Very sold Evil Inc. (Big Daddy and Darth Tony repaired it.)

Guy and Buddy ran inside the building.

Very got his one billion bucks.

"Darth Tony and Big Daddy! I can buy the final ingredient to superpower juice!" Very said these words with glee.

"What's that?" asked Big Daddy.

"I can see the ingredient is evil," said Darth Tony.

"It is a..." Very began, "super molecular structure combined with liquid nitrogen and oxygen monoxide manifesting cookie juice used for acid wipe-aways combining with water helium."

"But that costs half a million dollars!" exclaimed Big Daddy.

"And you can only buy that substance on eBay!" exclaimed Darth Tony.

That night there was one less thing on eBay.

And the next day it was Friday the thirteenth.


Part 9: Fredrick's Doom

Cleff and Frankie prepared for battle. I was Friday the thirteenth.

They were off to find Fredrick.

After finding, Cleff talked. "You! You betrayed your own friend! You made him like football and...the evil...putrid...girls!"

"You are sad," laughed Fredrick.

Cleff charged up a lethal energy ball in anger. He fired the ball at Fredrick. But it wasn't powerful enough to travel all the way to Fredrick. It hit the ground, and electrical blasts came out of the ball until it disappeared.

"Erg... YOU HURT FREDDY!" cried Cleff.

"Look, I was just trying to help him out," explained Fredrick.

"HELP HIM!!!" yelled Cleff. Cleff flew above Fredrick's liberty spikes and charged up another ball.


Part 10: Powered Up

Very drank his superpower juice. It was artificially flavored though.

Anyway, Very felt the power entering his evil body. Oh, how he had longed for this moment.

Very was finally ready for attack.


Part 11: Doomsday Begins

The first thing Very did with his powers is grow hair. You gotta have hair. Then he created a tracker to find Cleff.

Very found Cleff.

"Hello," said Very.

Cleff was trying to kill a boy with liberty spikes.

"Very!" cried Frankie, turning around. "Your hairstyle is atrocious. I need to give you a makeover!"

The Makeover theme song plays. Frankie cut off all of Very's hair. "Do you love it?" asked Frankie.

"Yes," replied Very. "Yes I do. Whatcha call it?"

"Baldness," answered Frankie.

Anyway, back to the story. Very charged up a lethal ball of energy and shot it at Cleff. But Frankie said "Noooooooooo!" as he jumped into the energy ball. He escaped alive. And the energy failed.

So, Cleff stopped trying to kill Fredrick and was ready for action.

Very fired red electricity at Cleff and Cleff blue. The red slowly took over the blue until Cleff exploded!

"mWah hA hA hA hA!" laughed Very.

Frankie ran for his life.

"Come back here!" ordered Very.

Frankie just kept running. Very shot red electricity at him. Very brought Frankie towards himself with the electricity.

"Now you will explode," explained Very.

Very suddenly fell down. Behind Very was Freddy. Holding a broken glass bottle.

Frankie dropped to the ground. He got up and asked Freddy, "Why are you helping me?"

"Because I'm your friend," replied Freddy.

Just then, Wicked rushed into the room and snatched Very, his son. He ran into the grass and two huge hands quickly clasped them and pulled them into the ground.

"Red G," said Frankie.

"You mean that Devil Dawg?" said Freddy.

"Call him Red G," said Frankie.


Part 12: Cleff Gone

Very woke up deep underground. Above him was Wicked.

"Good," said Wicked. "You're awake."

"Father, look..." started Very.

"Look what? You're fine," said Wicked. "I was saving you and Red G was my ticket to safety. Anyway, I wanted to show you something." Wicked took out a TV. On it was a building. A building called Anti-Evil Inc.

"What!" cried Very. "Those, those, Guys and Buddies! I'll get them! And... with Cleff gone, no one can stop me! MWAH HA HA HA ha ha!"

Very jumped through the ceiling, which is the ground and landed above the ground. So he jumped in the ground and got above the ground.


Part 13: Anti-Evil Inc

Very saw that what Wicked said was true. Evil Inc was now Anti Evil Inc.

"ROAR!" roared Very.

Very was about to destroy it, when he halted. Using powers wasted points. You got 50,000 points for drinking the juice. It costs 0.1 points for every minute you fly, and 40,001 points to destroy the world. He figured destroying the building would cost him some points. So Very created TNT.

Very dug a hole and lit the TNT. He dropped the TNT into the hole. Hmm... this seems awfully familiar...

Very walked away at a normal pace to not arise any suspicions. Then something completely unrealistic happened: Very farted.

Then Frankie tackled Very. Very grabbed him with electricity and got up.

"You can't stop me!" yelled Very. He laughed. Evilly.

Meanwhile, Freddy found the TNT that Very had planted. He grabbed it.

Just then, Freddy was surrounded by red electricity.

"Drop the TNT!" shouted Very.

"Never," shouted Freddy. Instead he blew on the fuse.

"Very clever," said Very. "But now you will explode!"

"You know, Very," said Frankie, "when you picked up Freddy, you dropped me."

"So?" asked Very.

"So I can hit you on the head with a glass bottle," said Frankie. He did. Freddy dropped to the ground. The TNT's fuse was almost gone. Freddy ran as far away as he could. Then he chucked it. It exploded in air, but the flag was still there.

Very woke up hours later. He tried making another TNT, but decided not to. That would cost him more points, plus he would lose again. Very decided to go inside.

Very walked up to an elevator. It used to be secret.

"Erg!" erged Very.

"Erg!" erged Erg.

"Who said erg?" said Very.

"Me," said Erg. "I work here. My name is Erg. Would you like a map?"

"Yes!" exclaimed Very.

Erg gave Very a map. Very looked at it.

"Floor 44, defense weapons," said Very. "Floor 82, evil-killing spray."

Very made his decision. He would crash a plane into floor 82.


Part 14: Not 9/11

Very went into the airport. "Give me a plane now!" he yelled, holding a gun.

Very was arrested. "Wow," said Very in jail, "airports really do change after an attempt to destroy the White House. I mean I remember when I was a kid, my father could walk into an airport, take out a gun and steal a plane."

Very decided it was time. Time to destroy the world. But then he halted. Very would first have to find Cute, his dog. Plus Very should make or get more humans to come along with him so humans could reproduce in space.

Very made a tracker to find Cute. He was right across the street.

Very broke out of jail easily with his powers. Then Very saw that in the middle of the road was his dog, dead.


Part 15: Cute

Very picked up his dog and brought him off the road. He checked the heartbeat. Nothing.

Red G walked up behind Very. "You could bring him back," he said.

"No I can't," cried Very. "It costs 500,000 points."

"I could," said Red G.

Very looked at Red G. Red G said, "You could do a transfer."

"But someone has to be willing to transfer," said Very.

"I will," said Red G.

"But you can't die," said Very.

"It's worth a shot," said Red G.

Very sucked the life out of Red G and put it in Cute. Cute's wounds healed, and Red G gained them. Red G was alive but in pain.

And Cute was immortal.

And Very could destroy the world.

And I should really stop saying and. Ahh! I said it again!


Part 16: Shopping Fight

While Very did whatever, Frankie and Freddy went shopping at Anti Evil Inc.

"Ooh," said Frankie. "A ghost sucker-upper vacuum cleaner!"

"What, are we gonna see the Ghostbusters in Luigi's Mansion?" said Freddy sarcastically.

Just then, Darth Tony, Big Daddy, and Really grabbed Freddy and Frankie from behind a shelf.

"I'm sorry," said Really, whispering into Frankie's ear.

Really twisted Frankie's arm. Frankie kicked Really and escaped his grasp.

Darth Tony ran after Frankie. Frankie opened up a package of "Evil, Evil, Go Away" and threw it at Darth Tony. He missed, but it hit a shelf, which toppled onto Darth Tony.

Big Daddy charged at Frankie. When Big Daddy got close, Frankie sidestepped, and Big Daddy ran into a wall.

"Grab him!" cried Darth Tony.

"No!" said Really.

Big Daddy got up and ran after Really. Really had no choice. He jumped out the window.

"I have to save him!" exclaimed Frankie. Frankie jumped out the window.


Part 17: Cute vs. Awesome

A few hours earlier, when Big Daddy and Darth captured Really; Awesome (Really's cat) ran off to find Very. Awesome found Very and Very's dog, Cute. Some time before this story, Awesome gave Cute and Very a scar. Cute's scar healed, but Very's didn't.

"Oh, Cute," said Very. "Look. It's Really's cat. The one who hurt you!"

Of course, all Cute heard was "Stewieman, stewieman!"

But Cute recognized the cat. Let's translate.

"You evil, filthy marine mammal! You hurt the tail out of me!" yelled Cute.

Cute attacked the cat. He bit into Awesome's fur. Awesome used his sharp claws to counterattack. But Cute did not give up. He would fight to the death! Cute got on top of the cat and clawed at his neck. But Awesome slipped out of Cute's paws. Awesome ran as far away from Cute as he could. Cute had gotten stronger. But Cute sprang onto Awesome. Cute attacked Awesome's neck. Awesome had only one choice. He had to play dead. Or else he would be dead.

Awesome collapsed, and Cute got confused. Cute still attacked. Then Cute got confused again. Awesome used that time to kick free from Cute. Awesome fled. Cute chased.


Part 18: Freefall

Frankie fell as fast as he could. Really was about ten feet below him.

Frankie himself was scared. But he had to focus on catching Really. But even if he did, how would Really or himself live?

Frankie was getting closer now, and they were both going super fast. They would smash into the ground in a matter of seconds.

Frankie grabbed Really. Now what? They'd both probably die.

Meanwhile, Max, the incredibly large dog and Frankie's pet, was looking for Frankie. He smelled Frankie's scent, and he had already traced him to New York City, the Big Apple.

Max looked up and saw Frankie jump out a window. Max raced over to the building. Max jumped into the air and caught Frankie and some other guy.

Frankie and Really were safe.

"I need to find Awesome," said Really, taking out Catrack, a cat tracker. "He ran away when I was captured."

Max was fed the coordinates, I mean smelled the coordinates, and they were off.


Part 19: Really vs. Cute

Really hopped off Max... and broke an ankle.

Really walked over to Very. "Where's Awesome?" he interrogated.

"I don't know," said Very. "But Cute does."

Cute pounced on Really.

Really went down, but he quickly realized what was happening. Really threw Cute off of him, but Cute jumped right back on. Really kicked his feet up and Cute toppled to his head. Really held the dog's muzzle, but Cute was too strong. Cute's jaw opened.

Really used all his strength in an attempt to close it, but Cute was too strong. Really had only one choice. He had to play dead. Or else he would be dead.

Really collapsed, and Cute got confused. Cute still attacked. Then Cute got confused again. Really used that time to punch Cute in the nose. Cute slid backwards and hit a tree. Four apples came loose and fell onto Cute's head. But Cute wasn't unconscious yet.

Just then, a meteor slammed into the ground, right next to Cute. The impact knocked out Cute. Not the life, just the consciousness. Really felt happy.

Very saw what happened. "You almost killed my dog!" he yelled angrily. "So I'm gonna dump your cat in pit lava!"

Pit lava. A pit of trapped souls. If you touch it, you're trapped. Forever.

"Don't do this!" cried Really.

Very made some pit lava. He grabbed Awesome and dropped him in.


Part 20: Freddy Runs

Darth Tony and Big Daddy turned to Freddy.

"I'm gonna hurt you," said Darth Tony.

Freddy ran. He rushed to the elevator. It took too long, so Freddy took the stairs. The bad guys soon followed.

Freddy slid down the stairs rapidly. Darth Tony jumped down then.

Freddy then missed a stair and slipped and fell. He rolled into a wall and rolled backward down more stairs.

Eventually, Freddy got up. He felt pain in every bone in his body except eighty-seven of them.

Suddenly, a fat piece of lump jumped on top of Freddy. Big Daddy.

Freddy squeezed his head out from under Big Daddy's stomach.

"Eww," said Freddy. "He was eating Spam."

Then Darth Tony jumped on top of Big Daddy. The floor began to crack. It stopped. Then Darth Tony farted. They fell through.

The whole stair room got smashed, and Freddy escaped in mid-air. It was tough, but he did it.

Freddy raced out of the building. He ran as far away from it as he could. Freddy tripped on a rock. As he got up, he heard crying. Freddy saw Really sitting on a rock, crying. Freddy laughed.


Part 21: Crying?

Really told himself, "Be a man! Men don't cry!" but he couldn't stop. Awesome was gone. And his ex-best friend killed him.

Really heard laughter. Not evil, but like a child's. Was he being laughed at? Was he being ridiculed? Was he being teased?

"Err..." erred Really. But he didn't care so much. He wanted Awesome back and Very gone. So many things had gone wrong. Too many.

Really glanced around and saw Freddy. "Freddy Luck," he said.

"Really Bad," responded Freddy.

"Freddy, were you laughing?" asked Really.

"Maybe," responded Freddy.

"Look Freddy," said Really, "I need you to help stop Very. He's, he's, he's pure evil. Why? I had asked myself that, and I came to the good side. He doesn't see the answer. Very's gone crazy, and we have to stop him. Soon it will be too late."


Part 22: Public Event

Very though about how long it would be until he destroyed the world. He wanted to do it right away, but then he thought, *Why don't I make me destroying the world a public event!*

Very contacted ABC, and he paid a quarter million dollars to get onto the small screen. Tickets were twelve dollars apiece, and the event would take place in a football stadium.

Meanwhile, while Very was preparing for the event, J, B, and Stu bought tickets.

Very didn't know. Some guy he hired gave tickets.

Anyway, by the time Freddy, Frankie, and Really got there, there was only one ticket left.

Freddy and Frankie and Really agreed Frankie should get the ticket. But then Frankie said, "You know, Really, I think you should have this. Very's your friend and your enemy. You should finish this."

Really took the ticket.

Once Really went inside the stadium, Frankie said to Freddy, "Okay, let's hurry to NASA. MAX!"


Part 23: Destruction

J, B, and Stu sat at different points around the stadium. They had an energy pack, which if fired is a non-lethal freezing substance.

Very walked into the stadium. He saw goths. And lots of them.

"Hello, lady-goths and gentle-goths," started Very, "I will destroy the world!"

Just then, Really jumped out of his seat and tackled Very. Very cried, "Security!" and security was there in a flash.

"Don't do this," said Really. Very only laughed.

"I need to charage up some energy now," explained Very. He began to glow red. Red electricity sparked all around him.

B asked to J in his walkie-talkie, "Now?"

"Not yet," answered J. "When he's in the air, we fire."

Eventually, Very said he was ready. He jumped very high into the air.

"Now!" screamed J into the walkie-talkie. Three beams, evenly spaced, shot into the middle of the stadium, right under Very. When the beams touched, they began to make a blue circle.

Very slammed into the circle and froze. He floated in the air. Then he began to talk.

"J, B, and Stu. I will destroy the world. You cannot stop me. Once I touch the ground, you will die. You hear that! The world will be destroyed!"

Very began to turn blue. He tried to keep talking, but his voice came out muffled. Then Very fell to the ground.

"Noooo!" yelled J.

Red electricity broke the ice Very was surrounded by. It soaked into the ground.

Very got up. "The world will soon end. You will all die."

Very laughed a terrible, terrible laugh.


Part 24: Below

Red G sense destruction. "Wicked!" he shouted, "Very's trying to destroy the world!"

Wicked quickly ran to Red G.

"We have to stop him!" said Red G.

"We do," said Wicked.

Wicked grabbed a Destroy-a-Beam and Red G found where the beam of red electricity would be.

Then Wicked and Red G ran to the spot. Red G would hold the electricity while Wicked sprayed it with Destroy-a-Beam.

The electricity slammed into Red G. He held it, but it was draining his strenghth.

Wicked sprayed it with Destroy-a-Beam, but it was no use.

"This is all your fault!" said Red G. "You saved Very and told him about Anti-Evil Inc!"

"He's my son!" explained Wicked. "And besides, I was delaying him! You saved him anyway! And guess what!? You revived his dog!"

"I was delaying him too!" said Red G.

Just then, Red G flew across the area and hit a dirt wall.

The red electricity seeped into the ground.

Then the ground began to crack. The ground split, and all heck broke loose.


Part 25: End of Ze World

Frankie and Freddy got off Max (and broke an ankle) and found some NASA workers. They were called Bug in Temple Cockroach Haters, or Pineapple 1 and 2.

Pineapple 1 said, "You got the money?"

"I want to upgrade my ship so the dog can fit," said Frankie.

"That'll be another million," said Pineapple 2.

Frankie wrote a check, which was fake, but no one would know. The world was ending.

Max, Frankie, and Freddy got in the ship. The ground began to crack.

"Press the button!" yelled Frankie.

"Which one?" asked Freddy.

The tickle-me-pink colored one!" answered Frankie.

"Okay," said Freddy, pressing it. The ship launched.

Frankie looked at the aerial view camera on the ship and watched the world explode, erode, and a toad.


Part 26: "I'm off!" said Very evilly. Really broke away from the guards and grabbed Very's leg. Very flew up in the sky, wiggling his leg.

"Get off!" Very yelled. Really clenched Very's leg harder.

"Hey, you forgot Cute," said Really.

"No I didn't," said Very. "I gave him rocket paws and I made him able to breathe without oxygen."

Really wanted to look down, but he didn't. The Earth would soon be a big ball of red electricity.

"You won't be able to breathe," said Very.

"Remember how back in the third story you gave me two powers?"

"Yeah, but you lose them," said Very.

"Not if you take away something," explained Really. "Anyway, I took away certain tubes, and now I don't need oxygen. Also, I ate some of   your upgraded fire, which only works in space, and took away some glands, so now I can rocket through space."

Really let go and rocketed away. Very couldn't believe it. This would be tougher than he thought.


Part 27: Teh Moon

Frankie and Freddy landed on the Moon. If Very figured out where they were, they'd be dead for sure.

Frankie walked to the back of the ship. Max was in there, along with three other people.

"J, B, and Stu!" cried Frankie. "How the?"

"I bought us back-up rocket boots!" said J. "Now we're Team Rocket Boots again! Except...we misplaced the awesome pirate music CD. Heh heh."

J, B, and Stu walked to the front of the ship. J looked out and saw a building.

"That's...that's..." said J.

"Evil," said B.

Frankie looked out. He saw a building called Evil Inc. Moon Base. "What's Very doing on the Moon?" he asked.

"He's making evil female and male humans," said J.

"Then we must stop them from being evil!" said Freddy. "We must sneak inside the moon base!"

"Do you think he has oxygen in the base?" asked B.

"Probably," said Frankie.

"So we go immediately," said Freddy. "Because after all, it's life or death."


Part 28: J's Plan

"Stu, build a moon vehicle so we can get to the base!" commanded J. "B! When we get there, you hack into the airlock doors and let us through! Frankie will go and distract Cute, while me and Freddy will distract or attack Very. Stu, when we get there, protect the vehicle. And B, find Very's plans!"

"What about Max?" asked Frankie.

"He will protect the ship," said J.


Part 29: Enter the Base

"Is the vehicle done yet?" asked J to Stu.

"Yeah, but I want to see if I can make it go faster. It takes it ten seconds to go ten feet."

"That's the vehicle's problem," said J. "We ride at...NOW!"

Everyone got in, and they left the ship. As they came closer to Very, about four-hundred feet away, a tiny white being crawled out of the ground.

"Don't worry," said Freddy. "There's just one."

Then more crawled out. They crawled up onto the vehicle.

"Don't worry," said Freddy. "They can't get inside."

One of the little creepy things crawled into the material of the vehicle. Then it crawled out of the material that was inside the vehicle.

"Eek!" eeked Frankie to Freddy.

"Eek!" eeked Freddy.

The little guy took out a super soaker. More came in. More took out super soakers. Then, they attacked.

"Do something!" yelled Freddy.

Frankie grabbed a fire extinguisher. But the little guys got him.

"Stenchars," said J. "They feed on human blood."

"Isn't there a way to stop them?" asked B.

"Yes," said J. "They have no brain nor a heart, but a thing called Breankiums. It is located in each shoulder. To defeat them, stenchars' shoulders must be hit at the exact same time."

"How do you know this?" asked Freddy. No answer. Freddy began to think some things.

Frankie began to poke the creatures' shoulders. They disappeared completely. Soon, the stenchars were gone.

Stu drove the vehicle into Very's airlock. Oxygen filled the room.

B got out and hacked his way into Very's moon base. A small door opened up. J, B, Frankie, and Freddy went inside.


Part 30: Evil, Cute

Frankie sneaked through the base and crawled through vents. Frankie crawled to the end of one vent. Frankie looked through an opening and saw Very and Cute. Very drank superpower juice. Then Very left.

Frankie, in the vent, blew a dog whistle. Cute immediately jumped up into the air and knocked down the vent. Frankie fell to the floor.

"Hey Cute," said Frankie. "Don't kill me... please... ah!"

Cute's evil paws clawed at Frankie. Frankie tried to dodge them, but boy, it was T-O-U-G-H. Frankie then thought. "What is his weakness?" he thought. Frankie got more and more scratches, cuts, and booboos, but Frankie just thought. "He's invulnerable because of Red G," said  Frankie, "but didn't Red G die?"

"That's it!" shouted Frankie. Frankie only had one choice. He had to play dead. Or else he would be dead.

Frankie collapsed, and Cute got confused. Cute still attacked. Then Cute got confused again. Frankie used that time to grapple the vent. The grapple pulled on the vent. But Cute didn't let Frankie escape. Just then, a loud creaking sound made its sound. The vent fell on Cute.


Part 31: B Searches

B grappled up to the ceiling and took out suction cups. He crawled across the ceiling. B crawled down a hall and saw Very. B followed Very down a hall. Very opened a door. B quickly crawled in and rushed up to the ceiling.

Very opened up a secret door behind a painting which was behind a bookcase. B followed him.

Very sat down. "Now to work on my evil plan!" he said. Very's stomach grumbled. "I better go get something to eat!" said Very. Very left the room.

B slowly grappled down to the floor. On the desk was a folder labeled, "Secret Plans" and an issue of Game Monster.

"Ooh!" said B. "Game Monster!" B picked it up and read it.

Then B realized something. "This magazine is wrong! They call the Wii the Revolution!" B put down the magazine. He opened up the folder entitled "Secret Plans".

B read about the layout of the building. The cloning room could be stopped by going under it and pulling a lever and entering a code. Then B read about what would happen after Very made clones.

"This is information Wii need," said B. He smiled a smiley smile.


Part 32: Distracting Very

"That was a nice meal," said Very. "Now to head back to my quarters."

Very walked toward his room. Very heard a voice. Very turned his head an saw Freddy.

"You survived!" he cried. Very blinked. Freddy was gone.

"Was I hallucinating?" Very asked himself. Very walked to where Freddy was.

Meanwhile, Freddy and J were grappled to the ceiling, holding a stenchar in a jar.

Very stood still for a moment. They dropped the stenchar on Very. Very screamed.

"Stenchars!" he yelled. "I need glass! Any glass!"

"Glass is a material stenchars can't go through," J whispered to Freddy.

Very ran down the hall. He crashed into a wall. Freddy and J found Very and dragged him to the boiler room. They forgot all about the stenchar...


Part 33: Protect!

Just as Very passed out, he hit a button and ordered a command. "Evils! Attack the spaceship and the moon vehicle!"

Stu drank some Mountain Dew. He looked out the window. "Evils!" he shouted. The evils took out sledgehammers. Stu got out of the car. He grabbed one of the evils.

"Let go of me and I'll upgrade your Revolution," said the evil.

"Okay!" said Stu cheerfully. Then he realized something. "Hey! You'll need a bigger sledgehammer to smash my window in! That's pure plexiglas!"

Meanwhile, in the ship...

Evils entered the ship! They saw Max and Max saw them. Max grabbed one with his tongue and spit it out at the other evils. The evils scattered, but more came. The evils seemed impossible to stop. Max could only keep them at bay.

Meanwhile, Stu finally realized what was happening. He grabbed one of the evil's sledgehammers and spun around like Xu Zhu. You know, that fat guy.

But the evils hadn't given up yet. They each took out another sledgehammer.

"Heh," said Stu. "Um...uh...don't kill me? Uh... go get B? Um... I taste like Stars, Hyphens, Ice, and Tacos? I don't taste good. No I don't. Um..."

Meanwhile, on the far side of the Moon...

Red G woke up and asked himself a boring question. "Where am I?" he asked himself. Then he realized he was on the Moon. "Oh, I am on a moon."

Red G looked up in the sky and saw a cow jump over the Moon. "That was weird," he said.

Red G began to run to the other side of the Moon.

Meanwhile, Stu swung his sledgehammer every which way. It knocked down evils, and evils went flying. But more and more came, and Stu began to get dizzy.

Meanwhile, MAx was still keeping the evils at bay. Not ocean or lake, bay. But then an evil climbed up on Max. Max roared. The evil took out a jar of fleas.

Just then, Red G walked into the ship. He saw Max in distress. Red G used his powers to destroy the evils, then fainted.

The stenchars got his everlasting blood.


Part 34: Turn Them Off!

B ran to the cloning room. Evils were coming out. B tried to move through, but they were like a one-way mirror. So B made a hole in the floor he was under.

B looked forward and saw a switch. It was behind a glass wall. The glass wall was ten feet away. He couldn't grapple to it; the ceiling was covered in chainsaw. He couldn't swing unless he made the hole bigger. B then remembered the wiring in blades. B, whose grappke was on the ceiling above the floor, which was the ceiling, went up to a point where he was between the ceiling and the floor.

B hit the area on the ceiling where the blade's crease was. Two wires fell. B yanked them. The blade fell out, but it was hanging by a wire.

B cut the wire. The blade rocketed toward the glass. The glass shattered. B grappled to the machine. He turned off the clones.

Meanwhile, Stu and Max defeated the clones. Yay!


Part 36: DESTROY!

Very awoke in the boiler room. "Why am I in here?" he asked. Very walked out the door. He saw the clone machine go off. Very was about to reactivate it when a stenchar jumped on him. Very ran into another wall. B walked down the hallway.

"What happened here?" asked B.

J and Frankie and Freddy walked up to B.

"Let's destroy this place," said J. J took out TNT and lit it, but Very got up.

"You're going to blow this place up?" said Very. "How immature. But before that explodes, I will destroy everyone who's not evil!"

Very began to glow red. A computerized voice said, "Five...four...three..."

Just then, Really came out of no where and knocked down Very.

"No you don't!" shouted Really.

Very swiped the TNT. "Look who has the TNT now!" shouted Very. He blew out the TNT.

"I have a plan," J whispered to Frankie.

J asked for B's grapple, and then grappled to the ceiling. He took out a wrench and unscrewed the ceiling's bolts. The ceiling fell on Very. And one of the gas tanks broke and everything began to explode.


Part 36: Back to the Ship!

"Everyone hurry to the moon vehicle!" shouted Freddy.

Stu was waiting in it, drinking Mountain Dew. B, J, Frankie, and Freddy jumped in.

Stu made the thing go as fast as possible. A stunning thirty miles per hour!

"Hey wait," said Frankie. "Why couldn't you go this fast earlier?"

"Because I didn't want to!" replied Stu. Stu ran over Red G and drove the vehicle into the ship. Everyone got out and ran into the main room of the ship.

Frankie hit a button and the shuttle took off.

Freddy looked out the window. The Moon would soon have a new crater.

Very and Really, stuck under the ceiling, were trapped and had to endure the explosion.

"Very," coughed Really, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry signing the trust forms. I'm sorry for distrusting you."

"That's okay, Really," said Very. "I would have done the same thing."

Very made a shield that surrounded him and Really. Very held up the ceiling, and he and Really escaped from the building. The shield disappeared, and Really and Very flew out into space.


Part 37: Spaced-Out Finale

Very stealthily went through an airlock. Really followed. Max was asleep. Very sneaked past him.

Meanwhile, B told Frankie and Freddy and J and Stu some stuffs. "To make the world come back, we need to travel into the red electricity before it disappears. Then we'll use a collective redith electricity gadget to bring back the world."

Meanwhile, Very talked to Really. "You go out first! They still trust you!"

Really opened the door to the main room.

"Hey Really," said Stu cheerfully.

"Really?" exclaimed B. "He can help me on my collective redith electricity gadget!"

"Not today," said Really.

"Huh?" said B.

Really jumped toward B with open claws...hands.

But B was quick with his reflexes and activated his rocket boots. Really hit a wall and hurt his head.

Just then, Very jumped into the room and tackled Stu. He was about to rip out his heart when B used his collective redith electricity on Very. Very was attacked and shocked by his own electricity.

Frankie, Freddy, and J rushed into the room. As they did, Very reflected the electricity off himself. Very gained enough strength to grab B's foot.

Really, who was getting up, was attacked by Stu and J. J hit him in a vulnerable spot. Ow.

Meanwhile, Frankie and Freddy ran toward B and Very. Frankie grabbed Very. Freddy hit Very in his vulnerable spot. Ow.

Very and Really both fell. Freddy grabbed Very and dragged him to an airlock. J grabbed Really and dragged him to an airlock.

Meanwhile...in the airlock...

"Cute! Come to space coordinates two hundred thousand, one hundred forty-two and five and two thousand six," Very said into his Doggie-Talkie.

Cute did. Cute, Very, and Really opened the airlock. When the doors opened, J, B, and Stu attacked. Frankie and Freddy were controlling the ship.

Cute easily defeated all of them. Cute barked an evil bark.

Max saw the whole thing. He had to do something. So he did.

Max licked up Cute. Cute attacked Max's tongue. Max spit Cute out. It knocked out Cute.

Very and Really hit Max. Max did the tiniest jump and... it knocked out Very and Really.

Max licked them all up and spit them out into space.

At this time, J, B, and Stu were waking up.

Over the intercom, Freddy said, "We are now entering Red Electricity."


Part 38: Electric Finale

B took out the collective redith electricity gadget. He then put on a special suit, which was attached to a wire, and was taken out into space. The process of changing the world back would then only take ten minutes.

Inside the ship, there were problems.

"A stenchar!" screamed Frankie. A stenchar had somehow gotten into the ship. Frankie kicked the stenchar, and it hit the wall of the ship. The stenchar seeped out of the ship. But red electricity struck it. The stenchar fell back into the ship, completely red. The red stenchar then began to grow.

"Oh my frog," said Frankie.

"What frog?" asked J.

J saw the terror. J was so scared he farted.

The red stenchar attacked with its red electricity. It knocked down J. Frankie tried to punch the red stenchar, but his hand got shocked.

Then J had a plan.

"I have a plan!" he said. J chucked a garbage battery at the stenchar. The stenchar disappeared into the battery.


Part 39: Back Again

Frankie looked out the window of the ship. He saw his planet.

Everyone got out, including Max. Pineapple 1 and Pineapple 2 walked up to Frankie.

"Your bank account was a fraud!" he yelled at Frankie.

"Oh," said Frankie cleverly. "I gave you mine? I meant to give you my dad's!"

Frankie's dad showed up out of no where. "Oh no you don't!" he yelled.

"Pineapples!" said Freddy Luck. "Pretend that Frankie paid the money on the day of Saturday, the fourteenth!"

"Oh, that's why I'm unlucky," said Frankie.

"And I wish Cleff was here!" said Freddy. Nothing happened. "And I wish Cleff was here!" repeated Freddy.

"He's gone," said Frankie.

"NOOOOOOOO!!" yelled Freddy.

Cleff was gone. And no one could do anything about it.


Part 40: The Tower of Darkness

Very and Really and Cute had not only gotten back to Earth, but they had already gained another secret base. It was a tower, but not just any tower. The Tower of Darkness, located in Manhattan. It sticks out, exactly what Very wanted. His secret base would be seen by everyone!

Anyway, Very was working on a time machine.

Very would be able to travel back in time and stop B, J, and Stu and Frankie and Freddy and Max from bringing back the world. His plan was BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT! Except... If the time machine got into the wrong hands...nevermind that.

"It's finished," said Very. "We leave...NOW!"

"You're not gonna wait?" asked Really.

"Nope," said Very. "If we wait, the good guys will show up."

Very set the coordinates for the thirteenth.

"Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Moo hoo ha ha cow!"

To be continued...