Very Evil 5: Center (featuring Really Bad) (11/28/05 - 1/18/06)


Part 1: Robbery

Cairo, Egypt - 11:35 p.m.

(Scenery of Cairo. Camera goes down to see a corner of a building. Foot steps down. Camera goes up to reveal Very Evil's face.)

"Let's go over this" said Really. "We're above the warehouse that holds the giant drill. This is the only room that has no cameras or guards. But it does have pressure sensors."

"Whatever," said Very, finishing cutting a hole in the ceiling. The cut part fell onto the floor.

BOOM! Ching! A-Ling! Fert! KABOOM! ROOF! RIP! "Karaoke Video!" BULLET! POP! KABOOMIE! FUME! "I LOVE YOU!"

"At least we know what we're up against," said Very.

Very tied himself to a rope. Then Really lowered him into the building.

(Mission Impossible plays)

"A little bit forward!" said Very. Really swung Very forward. Very's head had an "unfortunate accident."

Anyway, Very got to the door and went inside. He then told Really to slide down the rope.

So Really got down, and they were in the control room. So Very and Really took out their sleeper darts and the two guards fell down.

"Let's go over this," said Really. "There are two doors. One says exit and the other giant drill. Which way should we go?"

"To the giant drill!" yelled Very. He grabbed Really's collar and then walked through the door.

"Oh my frog!" shouted Very.

"What frog?" said Really.

"No frog," explained Very. "There are a bunch of cameras up there."

"Let's count," said Really. "One, two, three..."

One minute later

"One hundred fifty-six!" exclaimed Really.

"How will we get past?" said Very. "Wait...we took out the people watching the cameras."

"Oh yeah," said Really.

Very spread out a red carpet, and so Really and Very crossed.

They went into another room. It had a glass floor. Really looked down and saw the giant drill below. He also saw a lock, but no key.

Very said, "There is another door."

"But it's for employees only!" yelled Really. "That's illegal!"

"So," said Very.

"Never mind," said Really.

So they went through the door. And what they saw was not pretty. It was the giant machine boss from their video game.

"Mega Very!" yelled Very. "And that looks nothing like me."

"You're right," said Really. "And he's got the key!"

"Look out!" yelled Very. The robot's giant hand struck the ground.

"Hit his weak spot!" yelled Very.

Really clung onto the robot's hand. He almost got shocked by the electricity.

Really started to climb up the robot. When he got up the arms, he climbed up the six-pack. Then he was at the weak spot.

The weak spot was a hole on Very's left shoulder. To defeat Mega Very, you need to press down the button in the weak spot. Really did and got shocked.

"Hey dude," said Very, as Really flew to the ground as Mega Very exploded. The key landed on Very's bald head.

"I got the key!" yelled Very. "I'm a star!"

"You didn't destroy anything," said Really.

They went back into the glass floor room. Very took the key and inserted it into the hole. He turned it.

The glass floor disappeared and Very and Really fell on the drill. They ignored the two guards and went inside the drill.

Security Guard One (SG1) said, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

SG2 said, "Why?"

SG1 said, "To get to the other side!" SG2 laughed.

A drill made a very loud sound as it went into the ground.

"Oh no!" yelled SG1. "Sherlock Homes!"

"Elementrary," said Sherlock.

"Who stole the drill?" asked SG2.

Sherlock said, "Only one person would be smart enough to do this good of a job at this job...ME!" Sherlock Homes then danced around the room.

SG1 said, "We should have hired Sherlock Holmes."


Part 2: Weirdo News Report

"Some guy is destroying Canada right now," said the reporter. "But who cares about that! Some freaky-looking-China-monk-guy, otherwise known as FLCMG, figured out how to make an organ say 'Dun Dun Dun!' Let's show a clip."

A freaky-looking-China-monk-guy was standing in front of an organ. He pressed down on a few keys a few times and it made a resonant voice say, "DUN! DUN! DUN!"

The freaky-looking-China-monk-guy bowed.

The reporter came back on. "Since the FLCMG doesn't like cameras - don't ask - we got his friend in Japan to come here so we could interview him. So please welcome scary-feeling-Japan-goth-man!"

"Thank you," said SFJGM. "And I'd like to thank my friend bored-intelligent-Tokyo-cat-hindu for getting me here."


Part 3: Canada!

Finally, we get to our heroes. Not really. Cleff isn't a hero. A fireman's a hero.

Cleff extinguished a fire.

No. A person who does community service is a hero.

Cleff did community service.

No! A policeman is a hero.

Pop! Boom! KABOOM! "YEAH!" Cleff did it.

Never mind. Anyway, Cleff was terrorizing Canada. He knocked down a water tower.

"Ahhh!" yelled some Canadians.

Cleff knocked down another water tower.

"Ahhh!" yelled Canadians.

Cleff saved them.

"Yea!" yelled Canadians.

Freddy was watching from the top of a building. "Note to self," he said, "Canadians have short-term memory."

"I'm bored," said Frankie. "Maybe I should call Very." Frankie dialed a number. The phone rang a few times. Then the voice box came on.

"Sorry I can't take your call - I'M TOO BUSY TRYING TO DESTROY THE WORLD! But if I fail because of Cleff, I will get back to my machine. Please, like, leave a message after the..."

BEEP! Frankie hung up. "Maybe I should call J, B, and Stu."

He dialed the number. The voice box came up. "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of evil!"

Just then, right after the beep, Stu, J, and B were right below Freddy and Frankie.

"Are you the wizard?" yelled J.


Part 4: Explaining

"J! B! Stu!" yelled Freddy. "I'm so glad to see you!"

"Why?" said B.

"Cleff's destorying Canada!" yelled Frankie.

"Are you the wizard?" asked Stu.

B stared at Stu. "Of course he is!" he yelled.

"Freddy!" yelled J. "We know where Very is!"

"Is he a sponge's cousin?" asked Stu.

J stared at Stu. "Of course he is!" he yelled.

"Where is he?" asked Freddy.

"A drill," said J.

"Why don't you come up here with your rocket boots?" asked Frankie.

"Our rocket boots exploded," said B. "In the rain."

"Then how wilst we get to thy hot, dried out area?" asked Frankie.

J, B, and Stu looked confused.

"Just take us to the desert," said Freddy.

"But how wilst we get there?" they asked.

"You know what I meant earlier?"

"Yep," said J. "We were just confused because you had a piece of salad in your teeth."

"Cleff!" yelled Frankie. "Very's in the desert!"


Part 5: Awesome

Somewhere in the Sahara Desert...

Ding! Dong! "My package is here!" yelled Really. He hopped out of the drill while Very worked on his rocket laser.

Very inserted a chip into a slot. Then he placed a part over it.

"Now all I need is an eco-proof platinum laser fuel charger which can store five-thousand units of laser shootage."

Really then came in with a moving box.

Very said, "Let me guess. That's your cat."

"Yep," said Really. "And his name is Awesome."

"As long as Cute doesn't get hurt, I'm fine," said Very.

Just then, Awesome jumped out of his box and saw Cute. He ran. Cute chased him.

Awesome ran into the bathroom. He was trapped at the toilet. Cute leaped at Awesome, his claws ready to cause pain. But at that moment, Awesome swung his claw at Cute's face. Cute flung backward and now had a scar.

"No!" yelled Very, when he saw. He charged at the cat. The cat did the same deed to Very's face. Very lay next to his dog. They were both silent. That was the only thing they could do.


Part 6: Weirdo Interview

"So, scary-feeling-Japan-goth-man," said the reporter, "what is your friend's favorite color?"

"Black," said SFJGM. "Because he's a black belt. A sixth degree black belt."

"Wow," said the reporter. "So, what about your friend, bored-intelligent-Tokyo-cat-hindu?"

"Yeah!" said SFJGM. "He's Awesome!"

"Is he really a cat?" asked the reporter.

"Well..." said SFJGM.

"And you'll find out after the commercial break!" yelled the reporter. "When you get to see him."


Part 7: To the Desert

Cleff grabbed J, B, Stu, and Freddy, and they flew to the Sahara desert. Frankie got mad. So he rode Max.

Once everyone was outside Very's drill, Cleff picked up Frankie and Freddy.

Very wasn't unconscious now, so he screamed out the window. "You'll never find me, Cleff!"

Cleff said, "Where could Very be?"

The drill sank into the ground. J, B, and Stu jumped in the hole. "Hmmm..." said Cleff.

"They're in the hole," said Frankie.

"Yes," said Cleff. "But where are they?"

"Stop this nonsense!" yelled Frankie.

"Okay," said Cleff. He dropped Frankie in the hole.

"Ahhh!" yelled Frankie, as his voice grew weaker and weaker.

"Noooo!" yelled Freddy.


Part 8: A Day Not Saved

Very went up to his giant drill balcony. He began to laugh insanely, "Mwah hwah ha ha ha! Mwah hwah haha moo! Moo hoo ha ha ha funny monkey!" He fell off the balcony and got hurt.

Really went up on the balcony. He had the same fate.

CLINK! Just then, J, B, and Stu made a hole in the ceiling and fell to the floor...in style with a cool landing.

"Now to test my laser," said Very.

FUME! And they all fell down.

"Excellent," said Very. "But it is not powerful enough. I need that eco-proof platinum laser fuel charger that can store five-thousand units of laser shootage!"

"Oh!" yelled Really. "I have one!" Very stole it.

The EPPLFCTCSFTUOLS was shaped like a ring. It was silver and it attached to the rocket laser.


Part 9: Almost There

Freddy got out bungee cords and attached it to the rim of the hole. Then he jumped in. Then Cleff hovered above the hole and forgot he could fly.

Freddy fell fast enough to catch Frankie. They were even falling faster than the drill. Which was not a good thing.

The drill was right below them when the bungee cord stopped. Then it broke.

Freddy did an awesome landing, while Frankie missed the top of the drill. He rolled down it and got hurt, breaking through a window.

"Now we're even," said Really.

Freddy jumped through the hole J, B, and Stu made. He met Very at the bottom of the fall.

"Almost there!" yelled Very.

Freddy fought Very in a long, mercilous battle. Frankie fought Really in a short, wimpy fight.

"Victory!" yelled Really. He did the Really Dance.

"Victory!" yelled Freddy. He did the Freddy Dance.

"Enough!" yelled Very. "We are almost there!"

Just then, a laser came out of no where and destroyed the drill. It came from a red guy.


Part 10: Welcome to the Center

Cleff fell to the place a few seconds later. The place was all red and flamey.

(American Idiot plays while snapshots of the place are shown. Song stops afterward.)

"We're in the Sly Cooper level 'The Flames Down Under!'" he yelled.

"No," said the red guy. "You're in..."

"And you're the revived body of King Tut," said Cleff.

"No!" yelled the red guy. "I'm Red G!"

"Right," said Cleff sarcastically.

Then Red G spotted Very's rocket laser. He stole it and said, "You will not destroy the world."

"Why?" asked Very.

"This is my kingdom!" yelled Red G. "Destroying the world will destroy my kingdom, too!"

"I don't care about you!" yelled Very.

"I know," said Red G. "Which is why I'm locking this rocket laser up. Besides, you're locked in my kingdom. The only way out is up, and there's a gate so you can't get to the core."

"Can't I just go up and around the gate?" said Very.

Red G laughed. "You can't get out of here now."

"You're not keeping me here," said Very.

"That's why I'm gonna steal one of your friends," said Red G. He stole Frankie.

Red G then said, "Let me tell you about the pit of souls. If you fall in *pit lava*, you will never be able to get out. You will remain in a place called the pit of souls." Red G flicked Very over to the lava surrounding Red G's castle. "That's pit lava!" he yelled.

But Very landed on hard lava and lived. Red G was upset.


Part 11: Really to the Rescue

"Really to the rescue!" yelled Really.

"I don't think so," said Red G. He grabbed Really. Then Red G jumped across the pit lava and went in his castle.

Then Cleff rose into the air and yelled, "Cleff to the rescue!"

"Oh goodie," said Very.

"Not you," said Cleff. "Frankie."

"Oh," said Very. "Can you get my rocket laser and Really, too?"

"No," said Cleff.


Part 12: Weirdo Cat

"And here comes bored-intelligent-Tokyo-cat-hindu now!" yelled the announcer.

"Meow," said the long name.

"So," said the announcer, "Bored-intelligent-Tokyo-cat-hindu is half-cat and half-man!"

"Meow," said the long name.

"Let's get back to the freaky-looking-China-monk-guy," said the announcer. "Why is he afraid of cameras?"

"Um..." said SFJGM.

"Let's show the clip!" yelled the announcer.

FLCMG is practicing his martial arts skills. He sees the camera. He kicks it. The tape ends.

"Looks like he don't like cameras," said the announcer.

Then FLCMG showed up at the door.

"I don't like you," said FLCMG. He charged for the stage.


Part 13: Interrogation

Really was sitting in a chair. He was in front of a table. On the table was a light, and Red G was sitting on a chair behind the table.

Red G asked, "Who do you work for?"

"I'll never tell you!" yelled Really.

Red G asked again. Really didn't crack. He asked again.

"Okay," said Really. "I work for Very!"

And so the interrogation began.

"He's the bald guy...a giant drill...he stole it...one dog...he has a scar...here's my wallet...wait!"

"What?" asked Red G.

"There's no driver's license in here!" yelled Really. "Oh...wait! It was suspended for two years."

"You know what?" said Red G. "Interrogation's over!"

"Wait!" yelled Really. "I was just about to tell you that Very is the Flaming Fly-Loser on CGN Supers on Saturday morning!"

"Oh," said Red G. "I watch that show all the time!"

Red G picked up Really. He said, "Now let's chuck you at a concrete wall and drop a cage on you."

Really didn't know what hit him.


Part 14: On Hardened Lava

He had been drifting on hardened lava for nine minutes now, not doing anything. He was bored, yes, but I haven't directly told you who he was. He was Very.

Very had already realized that he was moving across lava. The hard lava was drifting slowly into a cave. When he got into it, he saw tons of living - technically, the weren't, but - people on rock or ledges.

Very continued his ride as he saw more people crammed in the crowded cave. Then Very saw light.

As he got nearer, he realized that at the end of the cave was a lava-fall.

"Uh-oh," said Very, as the camera zoomed in for a close-up of his head.

The hardened lava seemed to fall from his legs.

Very Evil sat on hard lava,
Abovea lava-fall really tall.
He fell and fell and fell,
and that's how Very had a great...
tumble.

Very landed on lava. Hard lava.

"Land hoy!" yelled Very. In fact, there was land.

Very finally got to land. He jumped off the hard lava and started kissing the ground. Then by the time he realized he had eaten eight ants, two grasshoppers, four flies, three beetles, and a ladybug, he stopped.

"Yuck!" yelled Very in disgust.


Part 15: At the Castle Door

Cleff flew Freddy over to the castle door.

"It's locked!" yelled Cleff.

"You have superpowers," said Freddy.

"But I forgot how to do everything except fly," said Cleff.

Freddy slapped his forehead. Then he said, "Well, I could hack into the system and open the door for us. But I'd need a sword, a laser cannon, and a giant general's war helmet. And above all, I'd need a handheld game system."

Cleff gave him a handheld game system. Then they went back to land. That's when Cleff saw two old buddies: General and Reinforcements.

"Am I dreaming?" asked Cleff.

"Nope," said General. "See, all lava dreams go here. Reinforcements is here too, even though he is a pain in the neck to draw."

"So can I have a laser cannon and a war helmet?" asked Cleff. Reinforcements and General did so. Don't worry. They always carry a spare.

Just then, Zorro came out of no where and tried to eliminate Cleff, but Cleff stole his sword.

"Let's go!" yelled Cleff.

"I can't fly," said Freddy.

"Oh yeah," said Cleff.

So Cleff picked up Freddy and they went to the castle door.


Part 16: Really Has a Diary?

While in his cage, Really wrote in his diary:

I have been captured by a menace. Oh I can't keep this up. I'll just write rap.

There was a man named Red G.
He was the one who captured me.
He threw me at a concrete wall.
And I had a great great fall.
Now I'm in a cage.
And I'm full of rage.
Now I will take a nap,
Because that is my rap.

Then Red G came in. "A diary, huh?" he said. Red G stole it. "Who's Cleff?" he asked.

Really found that there was no reason not to answer him. So Really said, "He's the guy with the cape and weird hair style."

"It says he can fly," said Red G.

"He can," said Really.

"What?" yelled Red G. "Then that means he can fly over the lava surrounding the castle and get to the gate!"

"He can save me!" exclaimed Really.

"No he won't," said Red G. Red G ran off.


Part 17: Hacking

Freddy stuck a sword into the castle door's computer. He had hooked the sword up to Cleff's handheld game system. On the screen was a maze. There were dots everywhere you went. Freddy controlled a yellow circle with a mouth. There were viruses too. They looked like ghosts.

As long as Freddy ate all the dots wiith the circle, he would finish hacking phase one. So he ate the dots.

Then he quickly put on his helmet and grabbed hold of his laser. Then Freddy was taken into the computer.

Freddy saw fairies. They were viruses. He had to destroy all of them.

His helmet was his shield. The laser cannon was his weapon.

Two fairies came up to him. "I'm Cosmo!" said Cosmo.

"And I'm Cosmo with a smudge!" said Cosmo-WAS.

"And we're," they said in unison, "your fairy godfathers!"

They each took out a laser. "Welcome to the mafia," said Cosmo-WAS.

Freddy ran as horror music played. Freddy ran into an alley. He was breathing heavily. Then the Cosmos appeared on both sides of the alley.

FUME! The lasers hit Freddy. But the helmet created a shield. Then it exploded.

Freddy looked up and saw a ladder. He climbed up it as the horror music got more intense. When he got to the top, he took out his laser cannon  and destroyed all the fairies. Then he was taken out of there. And the horro music stopped.

Out in the real world, the door opened.

"Yeah!" said Cleff.

"Now let's get Frankie," said Freddy.


Part 18: Mega Very Revisited

When Very finally looked up from the ground, he saw Mega Very. And he was mad.

"I'm sorry, Mega Very," said Very. Then Very noticed that Mega Very's weak spot was fixed.

"Uh-oh," said Very.

Mega Very tried to squish Very under his feet. But Very ran too fast.

Very, without realizing it, ran to the end of a peninsula that stuck out in pit lava. Mega Very had followed him, so Very was trapped.

Very had only one option. He could...um...well...you know...I don't know.

But then Very hardened lava. He ran to safe land. Mega Very followed, but it collapsed, and he fell in pit lava.


Part 19: Weirdo Fight

"We weren't expecting you," said the announcer, "FLCMG."

FLCMG still charged.

"Um...run!" yelled the announcer. The announcer ran.

"Come on!" yelled the bored-intelligent-Tokyo-cat-hindu. "He's just a black belt."

"You can talk?" asked scary-feeling-Japan-goth-man.

"Yep," said Cat-man.

Just then, FLCMG spun like an orange animal that looked like a fox.

All the long names ran, except for FLCMG. Announcer was scared.

"No hard feelings," he said.

"You made fun of me!" yelled FLCMG. "Now I shall make fun of you!"

Lightning struck. Each time it struck, FLCMG added a scary feature, like sharp teeth. Then he attacked.

I will not describe the methods of how he attacked. But I will describe the blood and gore and violence.

THIS PART OF THEE WAS REMOVED BY THE ASSOCIATION OF CHILDREN.

The announcer ran for his life, but the FLCMG had already cut off his legs! Okay, I'm joking, but still.

The announcer was on the floor with a white flag raised. "I give up," he said.


Part 20: Red G Mad

"This is horrible!" yelled Red G. "It's my kingdom!"

"But Frankie's part of ours," said Cleff.

"So," said Red G.

Freddy sighed. "Do you want me to do all the talking," he asked.

"No!" yelled Red G. "You won't be talking! Now I will show you what I can do!"

He jumped into the air, and a laser was charging in his hands. He pointed his hands toward Cleff and Freddy. Of course, Red G didn't seem to have gravity. He floated in the air.

He released it, and Freddy went flying and Cleff went tumbling.

Freddy had disappeared. Cleff couldn't find him.

"Now!" said Red G. "For the finale!"

Red G grew until his size was immensive.

Cleff flew on top of him. His ears popped. Cleff then began to attack Red G's head.

But then Red G's head began to glow. Cleff jumped off before a laser shot up into the air.

Then Cleff began to run.

Now imagine this. The camera is focused on a window. Halo 1 last mission music is playing, and in slow motion a warthog breaks through the window. And Freddy's driving.

He landed on the ground and the slow motion stopped. Cleff jumped in, and they rode away into the castle.

Red G was right behind them, though he was running as fast as he could. Cleff hopped to the gunner's seat.

"Better switch this ammo with laser ammo," said Cleff. He did. Cleff continued, "Don't want anyone to think this violence is bad stuff." Cleff winked.

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fume!

Red G fell. But just then, Cleff's phone rang. He answered it. Very was there.

"I'm getting closer," he said. Cleff hung up.

Then Poser Mobile came.

"Yo!" said PM1. "Sixty minutes is only one million bux."

"You guys are morons," said Cleff.

"Morons with skillz!" said PM2. He began break-dancing.

"Okay!" yelled Cleff. "I'll buy your phone. At least it's better than my last deal. King Kong prices cost one billion dollars to the minute."


Part 21: Very in the Castle

Very ran into the castle. He saw Cleff in the warthog. Very stealthily got under the warthog.

Later, the car stopped. Cleff and Freddy got out. They rushed to Frankie's cage.

Very tiptoed past Really's cage and got to the safe.

He saw that it was locked.

"Dang it!" said Very. "I wish the safe was open!"

Desiree came out of no where and said, "So you wish it, and so it shall be granted."

Just then, Danny Phantom came out of no where and sucked Desiree into the Fenton Thermos.

"Hey ghost boy!" ordered Very. "Get me the rocket laser inside that safe!"

Danny did.

"Thank you," said Very. "Because it has an EPPLFCTCSFTUOLS."

"No!" yelled Danny. "An eco-proof platinum laser fuel charger that can store five-thousand units of laser shootage!"

"Yes!" said Very. And he knocked down Danny.

"Moo hoo ha ha ha!" laughed Very.

"Hey!" yelled Really in his cage. "What about me?"

Very destroyed the cage, setting Really free.

They tiptoed past Cleff, Freddy, and Frankie in his cage.


Part 22: Red G's Dream

Red G was having a dream...about dancing tacos.

"I'm a dancing taco, a taco, taco, taco!" sang the tacos as they danced.

Then Red G got up on the stage and sung the taco song. He turned into a taco.

Then Voldemort came in and killed everyone. Red G woke up.

He saw Very sneak by him. He had the rocket laser.

"Hey!" yelled Red G.

Red G got blasted and he fell again.


Part 23: To the Gate

Very ran toward the gate that separated Red G's kingdom from the core. But he ran into a few problems along the way...

"There he is!" yelled General. "Fire!"

Reinforcements picked up Zorro and chucked him at Very.

Very realized he was scared. But all he did was relax, because his mind was only thinking about how racecar was racecar backwards.

Then he remembered that Zorro had a sword aimed at his heart.

"Ahh!" yelled Very. Then his whole life flashed before his eyes.

"Hey!" he said. "I never knew I always carried Candyland around all the time in my pocket."

Very got it out of his pocket. Zorro defied gravity and sat down opposite Very and asked, "Can I play?"

Very said, "Sure."

It was a fierce game of wits. Zorro zipped to the end with one card. Very got a double orange.

Then Zorro got the card of the guy who was obsessed with candy canes.

"No!" he yelled.

Very got the grandma. Zorro got the pixie..

"No even more!" Zorro groaned.

Very got a blue.. Zorro got to a bridge. Very got an orange. Zorro kept getting doubles, then Zorro won.

"It's the best day ever!" said Zorro. Then SpongeBob came in and sang, "It's the best day ever! (The best day ever!)"

Then Zorro came to his senses and claimed, "You let me win!"

"How?" asked Very.

"Um...well," said Zorro. "Like...I don't know!"

Zorro realized he was acting stupid. He got nervous and jumped into pit lava.

"No!" yelled Very. Very's head turned square for some reason. Wait. That's just a paper bag.

"I wonder where Very went," wondered General.

"Over here!" yelled Very.

"No," said General. "You're Paper-Bag-Man."

Very was offended by this so he ran toward the gate.


Part 24: The Tick

Very got to the gate and it was locked. "Oh well," said Very. "I guess I give up."

Then he saw the key on the ground. He picked it up, and he found that there was a string attached to the key. He kept pulling and pulling on the string, but the string never seemed to end.

Finally, it ended, and an enormous tick came up from the ground. The tick took the key and jumped onto an island surrounded by pit lava.

The tick jumped into the air and then gravity took him down. The impact caused a shockwave of pit lava and dirt to slowly move toward Very. Very jumped over it. The tick made a few more. Very jumped over them.

The tick then made a bunch of bugs come out of his mouth. Very knocked three back. The bugs hit the tick and the tick fell in pit lava. The key, however, flew up into the air and Very caught it.

"I destroyed the tick that almost destroyed Frankie and Freddy," said Very sadly. "Why? Why? Why did I do it? I know! Because I can!"


Part 25: Breaking Out...Really?

"Get me out of here!" yelled Frankie.

"No," said Really, on the other side of the room, "break me out."

"Okay!" said Cleff. He picked up Really's cage and chucked it at a wall. The cage didn't get hurt, but Really and the wall did.

"Let me try again!" said Cleff.

"Wait!" stalled Really. "You need more strength!"

Cleff chucked the cage much harder. Really screamed and screamed, but his soundwaves were not strong enough to resist the wall. This time, the wall was destroyed, Really got a big bruise, and a chicken learned to fly.

The chicken had a key in its talons. Cleff jumped on the bird. The bird fell.

"Chickens don't fly," said Really. "But you the key!"

Cleff unlocked the cage with the key. Really came out.

"What about me?" asked Frankie.

"Alright," said Cleff. He picked up Frankie and chucked him at the wall really really really hard.

Frankie was free. And he really got hurt in the process.


Part 26: The Other Characters

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking J, B, Stu, Awesome, and Cute just disappeared. They didn't exactly disappear. They were, well, left out.

Cute and Awesome were fighting, while J, B, and Stu were playing rock, paper, scissors.

Currently J had rock and Stu had scissors. "Ha ha," said J, "I won."

"But what if scissors cuts up paper and then papier mache's the rock?" asked Stu.

"Right," said B. "Okay, now I get to vs. you, J."

B had paper. J had rock.

"But can't rock make a hole in the paper?" asked J.

"No," said Stu.

"ROAR!" roared J. He tried to jump off a cliff, but Stu and B held him back.

"Eat the chocolate," said Stu. "It'll make you feel better."

J swallowed it whole. He ran off.

"We better follow him," said B.


Part 27: Chasing Down Very

"There he is!" yelled Cleff. "Get him!"

Cleff ran after Very, who was opening the gate.

"Back off!" yelled Very.

Just then, a man-eating squid jumped out of no where. The Indians came and started shooting arrows at the squid. The arrows went everywhere; Cleff and Frankie and Freddy and Really and Very ducked their heads.

Only two arrows hit the squid. This made the squid angry. The giant squid did a butt dance. The Indians got happy. Oh! Too happy!

Okay, back to real matters. Just pretend that never happened just like I'm trying to pretend I didn't just fart on a whoopie cushion.

Very opened the gate. Cleff chased him. Very took the rocket laser out of his pocket. Cleff chased him.

"I'll destroy the world!" he yelled.

"I think I'll do it now!" said Cleff, who just stole Very's rocket laser and was on the bridge above the core. He was aiming it toward the core.

"Nooooooooooooo!" yelled Freddy, tackling Cleff. The rocket laser flew up into the air and Very caught it.

"Now," he shouted, "I will destroy the..."

"Now!" shouted Red G. A man, older than Very, charged at Very.

Very said, "Dad?"

"Yes," said Very's dad. "I'm Wicked Evil."

"Let me destroy the world!" yelled Very.

"No!" said Wicked.

"What?" said Very.

Wicked chucked the rocket laser over the edge.

Then the core quickly got bigger, swallowed off part of the walkway, and then got smaller like before. This blast of energy swallowed up Wicked, and Very was hanging by his hands on the walkway.

Really ran over and pulled Very back up. Then J, B, and Stu came over. Stu said, "The yellow thing!" and he jumped down. The core had another burst of energy. This time it swallowed up J.

B got mad and tried to kick Very, but Very knew how to handle this. Soon B was gone.


Part 28: Weirdo FLCMG

"I win!" shouted FLCMG. "Now I get to interview you!"

The announcer sat down. But the chair was rigged and it captured the announcer.

"I've got a few questions for you," said FLCMG. "Why do you make fun of me?"

"I want to!" replied the announcer.

The questions went on and on.

"Final question!" shouted FLCMG. "Have you ever been arrested?"

"No!" said the announcer.

Then SWAT started shooting everything. FLCMG got arrested.

"I love pennies," he yelled.

SFJGM and bored-intelligent-Tokyo-cat-hindu came in.

"Let's finish this interview!" said SFJGM.


Part 29: Fiery Finale

Very threw fire at Cleff. Cleff encased the fire in a blue ball and threw it back at Very. Very spun when the fire came, and the fire turned with him and then it flew back at Cleff. Cleff jumped, and it hit Frankie.

"Ow," said Frankie.

Cleff started to step closer. He made a snowman fall on Very. Very melted the snow, ate the carrot, chucked the buttons, and burned the hat.

Cleff then flew straight toward Very in a punching position.

Very flamed Cleff and he stopped short.

Cleff got back up. Then he started flying everywhere.

Very flamed and hardened Cleff. Cleff began to fall toward the core. Freddy jumped and grabbed Cleff. Then he went all the way around the core, and then he was back on the walkway.

Cleff broke out of his hardened fire shell.

Cleff then ran straight for Very. They each tried to rip off each other's heads. No. Wait. They were trying to push each other.

Then they started to have another flame fight. It was pretty boring to watch. No. It was exciting. But it's boring to write about. So think up your own fight.

Fine! I'll explain! Cleff hit Very in the left shoulder. Then he grabbed Very's right shoulder and headbutted him.

Very tried to hit Cleff in the stomach. But Cleff counterattacked and threw Very to the ground.

Very got back up and charged at Cleff. Cleff tried to counterattack, but Very made a hardened fire walkway and got Cleff from behind. Cleff fell.

"You can't win," said Very. Cleff, on the ground, jumped into the air and did a triple backflip. Very tried to flame Cleff, but Cleff knocked down Very.

Very was on the edge of the walkway, so he did a backflip and began to fall toward the core. But Very grabbed the walkway with one hand. Really helped Very up.

Very got back up, and then pushed Really off the walkway. Really screamed, and then he hit the core.

Everything began to explode.


Part 30: Very Escapes

"Cute!" shouted Very. "Get in the getaway vehicle!" Cute and Very got in the getaway vehicle.

Awesome jumped onto it as the getaway vehicle took off.

Cleff grabbed Frankie and Freddy and took off.

As they got out of the ground, Frankie saw Max still next to the hole.

As Frankie, Freddy, and Cleff exited the atmosphere, they both floated away because Cleff forgot to give them air. Cleff began to hurt himself.

Very laughed in his getaway vehicle.

But in the blink of an eye, Cleff was in Very's getaway vehicle.

Then Cleff looked at Earth. It was exploding.

While Cleff was stunned by the exploding Earth, Very hardened Cleff with over ten thousand layers of hardened fire!

But then, there was a cat at the window.

"Awesome Bad," said Very.

Very let the cat in and gave it to Cute. Let's see what they were saying. But first, we need to translate into animal language.

"Hey, pink nose!" said Cute.

"Black nose!" said Awesome.

"Are you calling my almost black nose black?" asked Cute.

"Yeah!" said Awesome.

"You wanna fight?" asked Cute.

"Your paws are going down!" said Awesome.

They began to fight.

"Stewieman! Stewieman!" shouted Very.

Oh. Let me go back to English.

"Stop! Stop!" yelled Very.


Part 31: Max to the Sky

Max came out of no where and got on Very's getaway vehicle. There was a shake and a rumble and Cleff got out of all those layers of hardened fire.

Cleff picked up Max and Awesome and they went over to Earth.

But Very shot Cleff with a laser. Cleff began to glow yellow. Time froze.

It was then that he knew what he had to do. He had to stop everyone from dying, like you! He's saving the world for me and you!

"Hmmm..." said Cleff. "What goes above the US? Turkey, a-Can-of-duh, or Swedish Fish?"

Finally, the world was back together. Time unfroze.

"Noooo!" yelled Very. "I must have set the laser to time freeze!"

Cleff, Max, and Awesome finally got back on Earth. Cleff let go of them.

Then the Narrator showed up. "Give me a second," he said.

He typed, "Really climbed out of the ground. Then it rained J, B, Stu, Frankie, and Freddy."

"Hey guys," said Cleff.


Part 32: Really Joins

"Very betrayed me!" yelled Really. "So can I join the good side?"

"Sure!" said Cleff. "Just fill out these trust forms!"

"Question number one: Do you like cereal?" said Really aloud. He wrote that he did.

Yes, the trust forms had many stupid questions. The easier being: Do you want to join? There was a pretty tough one though. It asked: Did you like being evil? Really thought. He never actually liked being evil. He was always influenced by someone. Either Very or... Really shook at the thought.

"Big Tony," he said. "ROAR!" Really eventually calmed down. He answered no.

Finally Really had finished the forms.

"Who's Big Tony?" asked Cleff.

"Not now," said Really.


Part 33: Big Tony Free

Arizona XYZ Asteroid Prison

"You're free to go, Big Tony," said a guard.

"Excellent," said Big Tony.


Part 34: Weirdo Finale

"I'm going to get you!" yelled a shadowy figure that was coming from the ceiling. Lightning struck.

"Oh, hey FLCMG," said the announcer.

"You ruined it!" growled FLCMG. "Now I'm gonna beat the announce out of you!"

While they went to a commercial, the announcer learned karate. He flipped FLCMG. Freaky-looking-China-monk-guy go back up.

"Look," said the announcer. "If you can break this board, I'll let you steal the show."

FLCMG slammed his fist at the board. There was a very very loud crack and FLCMG was taken to the hospital immediately.

"That was a bone breaker," said scary-feeling-Japan-goth-man. SFJGM left. Bored-intelligent-Tokyo-cat-hindu followed.

"Now let's," said the announcer, "finish this inter..."

He realized no one was there. Except the cameraman. Who was eating a sandwich.


Part 35: Wrapping It Up

Wicked came out of the ground. He ran away from Red G, who was chasing him.

Wicked got away.

This was Freddy's chance to ask Red G a few questions.

"So, what is your kingdom called?"

"Red Territory. The place you're thinking of relocated to the Sun."

"But what about in Part 14 when it said, 'When he got into it, he saw tons of living - technically the weren't - people on rocks or ledges."

"You just broke the fourth wall!" shouted Red G. "Anyway, that was a trick to make you think that..."

"But what about the core sucking people into it? Or us not having oxygen? Or crawling out of the ground or falling out of the sky?" interrupted Freddy.

"The core is made up of dream lava. When the core exploded, J, B, and Stu flew up into the sky," said Red G. "Wicked and Really weighed too much, so they only went high enough to get caught in the ground. I chased after Very, but I saw you and Frankie. I brought you and your friend back to the atmosphere, caught J, B, and Stu, and dropped them."

"You can fly," asked Cleff.

"A little," said Red G.

"One last question," said Freddy. "What about Wicked?"

"Most of the people and animals in my kingdom are from lava dreams," said Red G. "Wicked was an exception. Right before he was to be executed, I took him. I knew him because he created some tunnels. I helped him build."

Red G had finally convinced Freddy. After two pages of explaining, he had accomplished the possible.

(Call Me, Beep Me plays)

"Someone call my name?" asked Kim Possible.

"No!" shouted Cleff, Frankie, Freddy, J, B, Stu, Zorro, Reinforcements, General, The Narrator, Mega Very, the tick, the Indians, the giant squid, Cute, Awesome, Max, Very, Really, Wicked, Red G, E.T., the alien leader, the announcer, Cosmo, Cosmo-WAS, and more.

(Call Me, Beep Me fades)

"So why were you just chasing Wicked?" asked Freddy.

Red G answered, "He's crazy! First he's evil, then he's neutral, then he's bad, then he's good, then he's evil, then he's a hero, then he's bad, then he's good, the he's neutral? The world would obliterate him!"

Freddy ran after Really. He asked him, "Who's Big Tony?"

"Who?" said a shadow. "Me?"

Really ran. Freddy ran.

I was Big Tony. Obviously.

To be continued...