Very Evil 3: Space (featuring Cleff) (4/6/05 - 6/4/05)


Part 1: The Newspaper Article

The headline story of the news read:

Very Evil was recently arrested today for being evil. But he's escaped. Local scientist Dumber ate a sandwich. Local Scientist Dumb said, "He ran out the back window." We wonder how he got through the bars.

Cleff couldn't believe his eyes. Very escaped. He flew to his friend.

Frankie and Freddy were playing video games in versus mode.

"I died again!" cried Frankie. "Freddy! Can you go easy on me?"

"I am," replied Freddy. "My officers are killing you. Watch out for your officer!"

"My officer isn't supposed to kill his own man!" yelled Frankie.

Just then, Cleff appeared at the window.

"Read this!" he yelled.

"You can read!" exclaimed Freddy.

Freddy and Frankie read. "Where do you think he is?" asked Frankie.

"Definitely not at Evil Inc," answered Freddy. "It's too obvious."

Just then, a paperboy yelled, "Extra! Extra!"

Cleff, Frankie, and Freddy went outside to grab the paper. It read:

Earlier today, a satellite was knocked out of orbit and replaced by a new one. Although the readings say the new satellite is truly a satellite, local scientist Smart says, "It has dust on it." That means it is not NASA made. Speaking of NASA, NASA will check it out. Suspects are Al Funcoot, Dirty Dan, and Very Evil. And the satellite charging down at Earth will hit Frankie's house. Good day. And goodbye Frankie's house.

"Uh-oh," said Freddy.


Part 2: Satellite Charging

Cleff charged at the satellite, and the satellite charged at Earth. A hobo ate a sandwich.

Freddy flew up in his jetpack he found in the street, and Frankie was blown upward by a tornado.

Anyway, Cleff just hit the satellite. But it was so strong that it knocked Cleff backward without getting harmed.

Freddy tried to fire the satellite up, but it was heat resistant. He was also caught by the charging satellite.

Frankie was just starting to fall downward. And then the satellite trapped him.

"We have to push Cleff off the side," said Freddy. "Hurry."

Frankie pushed to the right and Cleff fell off the side of the satellite.

Cleff grabbed the back of the satellite. He pulled until the satellite came to a complete halt.

Then Freddy and Frankie and the satellite started to fall. Cleff flew down toward them and grabbed them. "Rescue the satellite!" yelled Freddy.

Cleff flew down to rescue the satellite. He grabbed it, and then he took it to a lab for study.

"Look at this!" yelled Freddy. "The exact space coordinates for this satellite. I bet that is where we will find Very."

"Not so fast!" said a voice. It was Really.

He picked up a remnant of the satellite and chucked it at Cleff's forehead. As Cleff fell unconscious, Really said, "You'll never find the exact coordinates for Very! Besides, how can you get there with Cleff unconscious? See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!"

At that moment, nothing happened. But at the next; nothing. At the third moment, an inflating sound could be heard. A guy in a masked suit was inflating Cleff with hydrogen!


Part 3: Dangerous Hydrogen

Cleff was unhooked and he floated up. Freddy grabbed on. He climbed atop Cleff. "There must be a way to wake him up," said Freddy.

Then he had an idea. He took out an oxygen tank and a remove-hydrogen tank. He inserted them both into his mouth and pressed "On".

Freddy watched as Cleff got less and less inflated. He deflated. Once he was back to normal, they had two problems: they were in the air and hydrogen was there.

They fell down until they hit the ground. Cleff was still unconscious. But where was Frankie?

Freddy looked for him, but it was no use. Cleff woke up.

"Look at that scary cloud that looks like it will explode!" yelled Cleff.

The hydrogen was about to explode. Freddy looked up to see the sight.

KABOOM! The hydrogen exploded. Freddy and Cleff flew backwards. They landed in a hole.

Frankie was there and so was another person wearing a suit without a mask.


Part 4: The Masked Fight

How did they get there? Let's backtrack.

Frankie tackled the masked man in a suit. The masked guy fell.

The suit guy jumped up and chased after Frankie.

Frankie dove into a hole. Pow! The suit guy punched right through it.

"AHHHH!" Frankie screamed. He ran and ran and ran. But out of the distance came a gigantic hand.

It grabbed Frankie. "Help!" screamed Frankie. But he was trapped.

Frankie tried to squirm his way free, but it was no use. But then the hand released him.

"What do you think of my mechanical arm?" said the suit guy.

Frankie tackled the suit guy again and threw off the mask. It was B.

But his eyes were weird, though. They were spinning in circles like he was in a trance.

"Eviltime," said Frankie. B awoke from his trance.

"Was I trying to kill people?" asked B.

"Yes," said Frankie.

"Very has the others too," said B. "We have to stop him."

Just then, Freddy was grabbed by Very.

"We have to get them all back," said Frankie. "Including my friend Freddy Luck."


Part 5: The Narrator

"Let me go!" yelled Freddy.

"I will," said Very. "Once I put you in a trance. But first I have to get the narrator. I can't take chances."

A beam shot at Earth.

The narrator came up to the ship. Then he put Freddy into an evil trance. Then he threw the narrator into a jail cell.

"No one will be able to stop us," said Really.

"Moo hoo ha ha ha!" laughed Very.

"No! The Big Bad Book of Big Bad Bad Guys states that the good guys must have a chance of winning."

"They do," said Very. "But their chances are 999,999,999,999,999,999 to 1. Like they can win."

"That's almost a sextillillion."

"Guys!" yelled the narrator. "What about me?"

"No trance for you," said Very. "You're not evil enough."

The narrator got angry.

"ROAR!" he roared. The ground shook.

"They've already got Bee," said Really.

"It's B, and who cares," said Very. He laughed an evil laugh. "Moo hoo ha ha ha!"


Part 6: Toilet Paper 3

"Too bad Freddy won't see this one until the DVD," said Frankie.

"Shhhh!" yelled the people in the theatre.

The scream said "Toilet Paper 3: The Escape".

Tiny heads popped out of evil toilet papers. Then legs. Then arms.

An evil scientist had escaped from jail jail. But now he wasn't creating. He was running.

The toilet paper grew. And then a giant foot tried to step on the mad scientist.

But out of the distance came a trampoline. It hit the foot of the toilet paper, and it toppled over.

After a few more violent scenes, there was a happy one. Then more violent ones! Then the movie screen held the credits.

Frankie and Cleff left the theatre.

"That was awesome!" shouted Frankie.

Unfortunately, not only Cleff had heard Frankie.

Someone was in the woods.

"Boo!" shouted B.

Frankie got scared. B took off his hat and laughed. Then he put it back on.

"You look like a girl without your hat on," said Frankie.

They laughed. And someone was watching them in the green, scary, thick, deep bushes.


Part 7: Water Fight

A masked someone jumped up from the bushes. An army of robots with water guns emerged from the woods.

"Take my Get Wet 150p!" shouted Frankie. He took out his Get Wet 200p. Then he threw the 150p to Cleff.

They pumped down most of the robots before the masked someone yelled, "You! Well I've got a power!" He formed a water ball above his head.

Then he tossed it at Cleff and Frankie. They screamed, hoping it would make the ball disappear. It wouldn't.

Cleff took out his, I mean Frankie's, 150p.

He pumped out the water until it was gone.

Frankie thought, *What is he doing? That'll make the ball bigger.*

It did make the ball bigger, but it also slowed it down.

It fell before Frankie and Cleff.

"No!" yelled the masked someone.

"Eviltime!" yelled Frankie. "Wait, Cleff! We have to remove the mask!"

Cleff did a double backflip over the masked someone and took the mask off the back. Before Cleff could say a word, the masked someone snatched it back.

Cleff caught only a glimpse at the man behind the mask.

It was Stu.


Part 8: Fighting Stu

Stu backflipped over Cleff. Cleff turned around to be hit in the face.

Cleff fell.

Stu made another ball over his head. Then he threw it on Cleff.

"No!" yelled Frankie. Frankie didn't have a chance. The water hit Cleff.

Frankie was mad. He ran after Stu. Stu tripped.

Frankie jumped on top of Stu. He hit him and hit him.

Then he removed the mask and started to hit him in the face.

Out of the distance, you could hear Cleff yell, "Eviltime!"

Stu awoke from his trance.

Frankie got angry at him. He slapped Stu's face back and forth. Stu flung him into the air.

"Stop!" yelled Stu. "I can help rescue J and Freddy. And the narrator."

"Let's get off the road," said Frankie.

So they got off the road and left to conference in Evil Inc.


Part 9: Three Left Kidnapped

"Ha!" laughed Very. "They think they can rescue all five prisoners. So what if they have two? We have their Freddy Luck and the Narrator. Without those two they can't win."

"Send out J. He'll lock them all underground."

"Sir," said simple peasant, "J is already hunting down Cleff and Frankie and B and Stu."

"Excellent," said Very.

"Put in the J tape so we can watch," ordered Really.

J was in the desert. He picked up a large block of sand and threw it.

"This is good," said Very. "But tell him to search Evil Inc."

Really took out a walkie-talkie. "Search Evil Inc," he said.

"I'm on it," said J.


Part 10: The Conference

"We need to think up a plan," said B.

"I've got one," said Stu. "Win."

"Okay," said B. "Let's do that."

"How about we make an assault on their ship," said Frankie.

"What about J?" asked B.

"He'll come," said Frankie.

Just then, the elevator door burst open.

"Hey Cleff," said Stu. "Got the supplies?"

"No," replied Cleff. "But J is chasing me."

"He's not wearing a suit?" said B.

"Nope," replied Cleff.

Just then, the elevator door burst open. It was J.

"Eviltime!" shouted Frankie.

"He won't wake up," said Cleff.

"No earplugs or anything?" said Frankie.

"That means..." said Cleff.

"A different wakeup call," finished Frankie.

"We have to find it by going to Very's satellite," said Cleff.

Just then, all the windows shut.

"We're stuck," said Frankie.


Part 11: Going Down

Cleff dove for the elevator. He hit his head on the door.

J pressed a button on the remote. The door opened.

Then the elevator fell many stories.

Cleff dove for the opening. The door shut.

CRASH! The elevator just smashed on the sub-basement floor.

Cleff, angry, smashed the ground.

CREAK! SNAP! The floor fell down.

The floor kept falling and falling slowly.

Then J jumped onto Cleff and covered his eyes.

Cleff threw J off his shoulders. J hit the wall.

Cleff stood up strong and yelled, "Come and get me, villains!"

J dove at Cleff. Cleff swung him round and round.

J hit the wall. Creeeeeaaaakkk! SNAP! Cree!

The creaking stopped.

Cleff, Frankie, B, and Stu ran out the door.

"Hurry, Cleff," said Frankie. "Fly us up."

"I can't," said Cleff. "The atmosphere."

"But you've done it before," said Frankie.

"Going down, yes," said Cleff.

"There is a machine supply store," said Stu. "I would go there everyday to look at the car part of the day. We'll take the getaway vehicle."

So they popped in the car ... while someone else followed them.


Part 12: The Chase

J had hopped into an Evil Inc truck. He slowly followed Cleff and Frankie and B and Stu.

"Clarence's Machine Parts is ten blocks away," said J. "I'll chase them down."

He put his foot down on the pedal.

Stu saw him. "Cleff!" he yelled. "Press 'Eject Motors' and stay in here!"

Cleff pushed it down and out popped B, Stu, and Frankie on motorcycles.

They split up.

J followed Cleff.

Fifteen seconds past. Cleff sped up. Then, when Cleff reached one-hundred miles, J had lost him.

So J searched around for the others.

Then he saw Frankie. He pushed down the pedal as far as it would go, and he sped at Frankie.

Frankie, who had no clue of what was going on, was hit and captured.

J found B and Stu when they were two blocks away.

They both saw J and sped up. But what was heard in the distance ... a siren?

B and Stu slowed down, but J did not. The police arrived.

J wanted to go *in fashion* by riding on rollerskates. So he did.


Part 13: Build a Rocket

"Hey Stu," said the clerk. "What can I get for you?"

"A really large cc engine and one thousand make-a-rockets," said Stu.

B gave the clerk a Visa and Stu took his stuff.

"Why do you need one thousand make-a-rockets?" asked B.

"I'm combining them," answered Stu.

He combined all the pieces to make a giant rocket.

"Get in!" yelled Stu.

B and Stu climbed in and took off.


Part 14: Earth Battle

"Frankie's kidnapped!" yelled Cleff. To himself.

He found the Evil Inc truck. But Frankie wasn't the only one who was inside...

J dove at Cleff.

"You escaped!" yelled Cleff.

POW!

J hit Cleff. Cleff fell.

J made land rise. He slammed it on Cleff.

Then Cleff flew out of the dirt pile.

"This means war!" yelled J.

He threw a dirt ball at Cleff. A direct hit.

Frankie was cheering Cleff on.

"Go Cleff!" he yelled. "The C.L.F!"

But it was somehow jinxing Cleff. Frankie stopped cheering.

Cleff jumped over J. J turned around to be headbutted.

J fell.

Cleff waved to the people.

"I thank you!" he said.

Cleff didn't notice a dome enclosing him. But there was one. A dirt dome.

It collapsed.

Frankie waited one minute. But then he realized the horrible truth: That Cleff was...he was...well...

Cleff burst out of the dirt. He kicked a clog straight at J.

J flew backward.

J had one last chance. He made a dirt wave rise out of the ground right in front of the Evil Inc truck.


Part 15: The New Wakeup Call

B and Stu arrived at Very's space satellite.

They looked around for Very's office.

They found it.

They looked in drawers. They found a white strip that read "Live".

B and Stu left on their rocket.

They got out of the rocket to see a dirt pile about to trap Cleff and Frankie.

Cleff had freed Frankie, but now J was trying to bury them.

"Live!" shouted B and Stu.

The pile fell back. J was saved.


Part 16: Going Up

The five got into the rocket and took off.

They arrived at the satellite.

Very saw them. "Ha ha ha!" he laughed. "Let me give you a hint. You want to win, right? But you won't unless both me and Really touch that atmosphere. But you don't know the location of Really. Send out the narrator."

The narrator stepped forward.

"Hrahh!" he yelled. Cleff mysteriously fell backward.

"That was wind!" yelled Cleff.

"Yes it was," said Very. "So why don't you all..."

"Fall back!" finished the narrator.

J, B, Stu, Cleff, and Frankie all fell back.

"Let us see who will win!" yelled the narrator.


Part 17: Freddy and Really

"How come I can't beat them up?" asked Freddy.

"Wait your turn," said Really. "The narrator stinks."

"I want to fight now!" he yelled.

Freddy picked up Really.

"I want to fight!" he yelled. He threw Really and continued. "See this fist? No? Well, you'll see it up close soon!"

He punched Really.

"I will not fight my ally," said Really.

"Who said I'm your ally?" asked Freddy.

Really flipped Freddy over.

"We are working together," said Really. "Then we will destroy the world!"

"Yeah, I know," said Freddy. "But I like a fight. And you're not giving it to me. So I only have one choice."

Freddy started punching Really, so Really had to punch back.

Freddy jumped over Really and headlocked him.

"Sleeper hold!" Freddy yelled. Really fell asleep.

Freddy rushed out to the hallway. Now was his time to fight.


Part 18: Air Battle

The narrator trapped the five in an air bubble. Cleff shut it down.

The narrator threw an air torpedo at the five. Cleff protected everyone by getting hit.

"No!" yelled Frankie. He attacked the narrator's face.

"Yah!" yelled the narrator. He threw Freddy across the room.

B shot his grapple at the ceiling.

He kicked the narrator.

J took out his shocker. He threw it at the narrator's face.

The narrator fell.

Stu took out his wheels. He pushed them to the narrator! It rolled under the narrator.

The narrator jumped up and rolled it away.

He made a wall of air and flew it across the room. They would have been squished if Cleff didn't fly them over.

The narrator looked surprised. He threw two air balls at the fire.

Cleff held up a shield. But the air balls were too strong. Cleff fell over, becoming vulnerable to the second round.

Slam! Cleff hit the wall. He slid downward and took out another shield to protect his friends.

The narrator threw a second batch of air balls. Cleff made them hit the shield and go right back to the narrator.

The narrator screamed. He jumped into a space suit and raced outside. Cleff was the only one who followed.


Part 19: Friend Against Friend

"Finally," said Freddy. "I found some good guys."

"Freddy," said Frankie. "It's me, Frankie. Your best pal."

Freddy picked up Frankie by the neck. "I don't remember you!" He threw Frankie. Frankie blacked out.

"ROAR!" yelled B. He tried to charge Freddy, but J held him back.

"This is Frankie's friend," said J.

Stu woke up Frankie.

"Huh?" wondered Frankie. "Oh!" He paused for a moment trying to think of the right words to say. "Freddy, I am your best pal. Don't you remember? Frankie Strands?"

"No! You victim of evil!" said Freddy.

"Think back!" said Frankie. He thought back to his favorite memory with Freddy. Then he thought of it.

"Remember when we were celebrating with those party hats and noisemakers? Right after we saved the world? And then you were like, 'Now for the video games.' And we rushed upstairs. And then I won against you!"

"Frankie?" said Freddy. "The trance is taking over my mind. Stop it! No! It's...it's..."

Freddy's voice grew deep and then his face went funny. His eyes were the crimson of blood. The bloodshot eyes sunk deep into the mind of Frankie.

This would be his worst memory of Freddy.


Part 20: Space Battle

Cleff jumped out to space to begin his fight with the narrator.

The narrator tried to karate chop Cleff, but he hit the air tank for himself.

Air rushed out the tank like that. The narrator used his hand to cover the hole. He still had some left.

Cleff cut the wire that hooked the narrator to the satellite. In a few moments, the narrator would be in the atmosphere.

Cleff went back into the satellite. He saw Very and Really aiming a laser at Earth.

Something evil was about to happen.


Part 21: Fire Fight

Freddy had fire surrounding him. He thew fire at Frankie.

Frankie screamed. He jumped into the air to dodge it. It hit Cleff.

Frankie turned around to see Cleff on fire and Very and Really aiming a laser at Earth.

Frankie charged at Freddy. Freddy fired up Frankie.

"HOTTTTTTTT!" yelled Frankie. He dropped to the ground.

Freddy was about to finish him off when he said, "Sorry Frankie. Moo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Freddy couldn't stop laughing evilly.

Cleff knocked him back to Earth.


Part 22: Flaming Finale

Cleff brushed out his fire. Then everyone rushed Very and Really.

Very started throwing fire balls, but it did nothing.

Cleff took on both Very and Really, while B and Frankie took on Really, and J and Stu took on Very.

Really pressed the Ring of Fire button on his remote. A Ring of Fire surrounded B and Frankie.

Very put J and Stu into a trance. They fell asleep.

A fire spread around everyone. The fire around B and Frankie disappeared.

Very and Really hopped up and out.

"We have a dust error," said a peasant.

"Getaway vehicle?" asked Really.

"Getaway vehicle," said Very.

They hurried in and took off. B, J, Stu, Cleff, and Frankie were still stuck in the fire. J and Stu were still asleep.

"LIVE/EVILTIME!" shouted Frankie. J and Stu woke up.

"What happened?" asked Stu.

"We were surrounded by fire," said Cleff. "But I can fly you all out of here. Just let me sprout two more arms."

So Cleff flew them out.

"Major dust error!" shouted a peasant. "It is getting sucked into the Earth's atmosphere!"


Part 23: Major Dust Error

"Everyone get against that wall!" shouted Frankie. There was a sudden thrust toward that wall, so Frankie's plan was a success.

"Hold on!" he shouted. "It's gonna be a really really bumpy ride."

The satellite shook and wobbled as it crashed toward the Earth. It was as fast as a rocket and as bumpy as humps of steel sticking out of the ground.

There was one last bump when they crashed to the ground.

It was on fire.


Part 25: Trance-Free

Freddy and the Narrator walked up to the other five. Peasants emerged from the satellite. They were all on the good side.

"Very and Really are somewhere on Earth. Let's get them!" yelled Frankie loudly.

"Hello," said Very. Really was behind him.

Everyone charged at them.

Very front-flipped onto the crowd. Then he tip-tapped here and there, and they all fell down.

Really tried a different approach. His method was to make everyone fall into a ring of fire.

"This is fun!" said Really. "I love fighting my own men."

Very and Really could beat up everyone easily except for seven people, and they weren't fighting.


Part 25: The Fighting Finale

An ambush planned by Frankie surrounded Really and Very. Very and Really each got out a pole vault stick and ran.

Eventually, they came to a canyon. Very used fire-hardening to get across. Really followed.

When they both got across, Very burned it, and a lot of troops fell into the river below.

Cleff flew across. "Now the real fight begins," he said.

He punched Really and threw him. But he was so stupid that he didn't throw in the direction of the canyon cliff.

Really backflipped and landed with his feet planted on the ground. He was about to kick him off the cliff when Freddy came through with a stick.

Freddy hit Really with the stick.

Just then, Cleff and Freddy were ambushed by fire troops.

"Attack!" shouted Very.

Quickly, Freddy put a metal coating around his stick. But he was not fast enough. The fire troops got him and Cleff on fire.

Frankie quickly hurried in with the fire extinguisher.

Frankie un-fired Freddy, Cleff, and the fire troops.

Very dropped a cage on Cleff, Frankie, and Freddy.

B grappled across the canyon. He tossed it to Stu. Stu grappled across and passed it to J, who then grappled across.

Stu asked Freddy for a helicopter, and in a few seconds, Stu was in the sky.

B climbed up the ladder that was attached to the helicopter. Halfway up, B shot his grapple down to the cage. When it hooked on, Stu lifted his controls to make the helicopter go up, and the cage came off.

Just then, Very and Really combined to make a fire dome. It trapped Cleff, Frankie, Freddy, B, and Stu.

J snuck up behind Very and put him into a sleeper hold. The dome was now a ring with half of the creators down.

He dove for the helicopter, but Really set up a trap there. J was stuck in a net.

When Very awoke, he tossed J into the ring of fire. Then the ring became a dome once again.

"Now the only one left is the narrator," said Very.

The narrator, who was behind a rock, heard this. He knew what Very could do. So he took out his typewriter and made words reality.

Very got tired and fell. Really also go tired and fell, setting the six imprisoned free.

"The narrator did it!" shouted Cleff.

As the seven fled, Cleff picked up Very and Really and threw them into the canyon.

"As long as trouble conquers or is somewhere, Cleff will be there."

"And us," said Frankie and Freddy.

"And us," said B, J, and Stu.

"Goodbye for now," said Cleff.

To be continued...