Very Evil 2: Revenge (featuring C.L.F.) (2/22/05 - 4/6/05)


Part 1: Escape from a Hole

Very made his way out of the hole he made. "Moo hoo ha ha ha!" he yelled.

POW! Cleff the hero showed up. Very was totally dumbfounded.

"Ow!" he yelled. "Hi there Cleff!" POW!

Cleff gently glided to the road.

"I've got you!" screamed Very. "Now it's my trick."

Very became a hypnotist. "Fall asleep. Fall asleep."

When Cleff was asleep, Very shouted, "Moo hoo ha ha ha!"

Very picked up Cleff and rushed away. Next stop: Frankie and Freddy.


Part 2: Toilet Paper 2

The movie screen lit up. The silence spread.

"I bet this movie is going to be just like the first," whispered Freddy Luck to Frankie Strands. "Except the beginning."

"But the first one didn't come out yet," said Frankie.

When the movie was over, they went back to Frankie's house.

"That was way different than the book," said Frankie.

"No it wasn't!" said Freddy, who read the book in the theatre.

Freddy was usually right. After all, he was Freddy Luck.


Part 3: C.L.F. is back

Very broke into the house. He had Cleff with him.

Frankie knocked out Very for two seconds. Literally.

While Very was knocked out, he dropped Cleff.

Freddy quickly grabbed Cleff. Very woke up.

Very tried to grab C.L.F., but Freddy karate chopped Very. Very fell.

Very's arm hurt, and he fled.

Freddy walked over to Frankie. "Cleff is in a trance!" he yelled. "There must be a secret word!"

"I think it is time for a spy mission," they both smiled. Although Cleff was back, he was not at his best.

Freddy and Frankie knew this. They set out. They had to win the fight.


Part 4: Entering Evil

The two friends rushed inside Evil Inc. There was no elevator or door visible, except for the door that they came from. All there was was a counter that had a bell on it.

Freddy rung it. A weird character jumped up. "My name is Really," he said. "Very is upstairs."

"How do you expect us to get there?" asked Frankie.

"You don't!" laughed Really.

"Then how did he get up there?" asked Freddy.

"I'm not gonna tell you!" he shouted.

Really then disappeared behind the counter.

Freddy jumped over the counter. Really was not there.

Not surprised, Freddy turned around to see a password-machine.

There was a piece of paper attached to it. It said the password was Blank right.

But there were no letters! But there was a blank space. Pressing it, a door opened. Er...a cabinet.

Freddy and Frankie barely fit. There was a sign. Elevator 1 to the left, and Elevator 2 to the right.

"Elevator 1 is left to pieces," said Freddy, "but elevator 2 is just right. We should go right."

They crawled to the right. They went up the elevator.

At floor eighty-nine, they saw Very. They walked out.


Part 5: The Wakeup Call

Freddy took out a grapple and ascended to the ceiling. Very heard the sound and turned around.

He saw Frankie. He walked toward him! "Why you little sneak!" he yelled.

At the same time, Freddy was lowering himself to Very's desk.

On a slip of paper was the word "Eviltime".

"I've got the wakeup call!" screamed Freddy.

Very, surprised, pressed the ring of fire button.

Freddy dropped from his grapple. He had to escape. But then a ring of fire suddenly came about around them.

"Fall asleep," said Very, "fall asleep."

"Eviltime, eviltime," Freddy kept muttering under his breath.

Frankie fell asleep, but Freddy stayed awake.

"EVILTIME!" Freddy yelled.

Frankie had fallen on the ground, so when he heard the word, he jumped up and hit Very in the face. Very was being knocked into the fire. But he pressed the Ring of Fire button again, and it shut off.

Then Very had an idea. He got in the elevator and locked them in.

Freddy knew he was up to something.

"We have to jump out the window!" he said.

"You're crazyyyyyyyyyyyy!" yelled Frankie as Freddy pushed him out the window.


Part 6: Survival of the Drop

Frankie screamed and screamed.

"What have you got in that underwear of yours!?" yelled Frankie.

"Um..." said Freddy. "I've got a flamethrower. A new gangsta..."

"What kind of underwear are you wearing, Freddy!?" screamed Frankie.

"Ghetto Gangsta!" answered Freddy. "But, HERE IT IS! The new grapple!"

He shot it at one of Evil Inc.'s windows.

It held Freddy and Frankie for a little bit, but...

SNAP! A gear broke in the grapple. Frankie and Freddy fell.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Frankie and Freddy.

"What else have you got in that underwear?" asked Frankie.

"An upgraded car," said Freddy.

"How can a car fit in underwear?" asked Frankie.

"I found it!" yelled Freddy. "An extending arm!"

Freddy grabbed Frankie and fired it at the wall. They were saved.

"How do we get down from here?" asked Frankie.

"I've got bungee cords!" said Freddy.

They screamed and screamed as they fell. But they stayed alive.

"Wanna try that again?" asked Freddy.


Part 7: He's Stealing Cleff

The friends hurried home to find one of Frankie's windows broken.

"Someone broke in!" exclaimed Frankie. "I better buy a new one off Window-Bay before dad finds out."

Just then, Frankie's dad arrived to see the window broken.

"Why you little..." he said.

Freddy grabbed Frankie, and they went through the window.

"Frankie!" yelled Frankie's dad.

"Um, Freddy," said Frankie. "The robber is still in here."

Sure enough, Very was the robber and still in the house.

"Is this a bad time?" he asked.

"You are going down!" yelled Frankie. "You broke my window!"

"No," said Very as he put on a lie detector. "Really did."

It said "TRUE".

Frankie ran out his house and toward Evil Inc.

"You're not getting away," said Freddy. "I know you're here to get Cleff."

"Wrong!" he yelled. "I already stole him."

"What?" said Freddy.

"He's in the van," said Very.

Freddy dove out the window. Very went out the door. Very dove into the driver's seat and took off.

Freddy grabbed his skateboard and helmet. He was ready for a chase.


Part 8: Mad at Really

Frankie pushed open Evil Inc.'s doors. He saw Really. He was not behind the counter.

"You," said Frankie. "You broke my window."

"And that makes you mad, right?" asked Really.

"Of course," answered Frankie.

"I'm gonna..." said Really.

"Gonna what?" asked Frankie.

"Disappear!" yelled Really. He jumped behind the counter.

"You!" yelled Frankie angrily.

Frankie jumped over the counter. Really opened the tunnel and crawled to the right. Frankie followed him.

Frankie dove into the elevator. Really pushed him into the wall.

Really exited on the roof. Frankie crawled out.

"I think I have altitude sickness," said Frankie.

Really stood at the edge, looking down.

Then, he jumped.

Frankie ran over and looked down. There was a secret passage. He jumped.

Frankie crawled through the tunnel. At the end, he saw Really and three other people.

Really had tied the three people in a net!

Really saw Frankie and tied an invisible rope around him. He put on invisible bungee cords and jumped off Evil Inc.


Part 9: The Chase for Cleff

Very drove his truck quick. Freddy jumped onto the back of the truck. He picked up his board. Freddy threw his board and helmet all the way home.

Very heard Freddy and turned the truck's settings to automatic. Then he walked backward to the back.

Freddy was searching for Cleff. He looked behind boxes and barrels. But he could not find him.

"FOOL!" shouted Very. "Cleff is hanging under the truck!"

Freddy ran for the door, but Very stopped him.

"We're taking it to the ring," he said.

"Get ready to RUMBLE!" yelled the announcer.

"In the blue corner is Freddy Luck," he said. "In the evil corner is Very Evil."

Ding! Ding! Ding!

"Very advances toward Freddy and punches him in the head. But it bounces off him and backfires on Very's head. Oh he down!"

Suddenly they were back in the truck. Very punched him out the door.

Freddy got into a ball and rolled away. Then he got up and ran after Very.

He just needed to shout one word.

The truck was speeding away. This was Freddy's last chance.

"EVILTIME!" he shouted.

Nothing happened. So Freddy magically obtained a motor scooter. Freddy had a chance.


Part 10: Invisible Things

Frankie was starting to see something between him and Really. A ROPE!

Then he saw bungee cords on Really. Then he saw a knife.

"Drat!" yelled Really. The invisible cream was flying off the things he put them on.

He quickly threw some more on, but the cream flew up.

Really only had one choice left. He had to cut the rope.

He used the knife to cut the rope. Now Really would live and Frankie would fall.

Really untied his rope and threw it away. Then he grabbed the rope. He basically was touching Frankie.

He swung him back and forth. Frankie quickly untied the rope.

Really threw the rope away.

Frankie climbed up to Really's leg. He knocked the knife out of his hand.

"HEY!" yelled Really.

Then the bungee cord stopped. Frankie slipped down to Really's ankle.

Land was twenty feet down.

"AHHH!" he yelled.

Frankie started climbing back up. He would have to jump on the nearest ledge.

A ledge was right next to him. He jumped.

He landed on the ledge and then grabbed falling rope.

He jumped. Then he lassoed the rope onto a hook.

He swung back and forth until the rope stopped.

He dropped a foot.

Really cut the bungee cord. Frankie ran home.


Part 11: Motor Scooter

Freddy rolled down a hill. Very turned the truck into the woods. Freddy followed.

In the woods there are a lot of rocks. Freddy hit one and fell off his motor scooter. The motor scooter, however, kept moving.

Freddy chased after it. But it was no use.

He created another motor scooter. Then he caught up to Very.

Very threw TNT out the back door.

KABOOM! Freddy rocketed forward. He was right next to the truck. He just needed to shout "eviltime"...

Very quickly pressed mute. Cleff was in a coma, sort of. So written words did not matter. Closed captions.

"I'll have to destroy the remote," said Freddy in closed captions. He jumped into the air with the scooter.

He got inside the van. Very saw him and pressed pause. Then he took the scooter and tossed it away.

"Freddy Luck isn't lucky," he said in subtitles.


Part 12: Frankie Saves the Day

Frankie just climbed Everest. He yodeled.

Then he saw that halfway around the world that his friend was in trouble.

He took out a hang glider and jumped.

It took a while, but soon he was back in America... and on Very's truck... and he learned the three dots in a row mean elipses.

"Hold on people," he yelled in subtitles.

He ran into the van and jumped out with Freddy. He could not get him to move.

Then from behind, Very pressed pause. It was shooting at Frankie. Frankie ducked and it hit Freddy. Freddy awoke.

"Destroy the remote!" he yelled in subtitles.

Frankie jumped back into the van. He threw Very out the window. He tripped over the remote.

The impact destroyed it. Oh, when he tripped he knocked over some gunpowder barrels. Good thing there was no fire.

Frankie jumped out. "Did you get Cleff?" asked Freddy. "You didn't! That thing is automatic! We'll never find it!"

"We need a homing device," said Frankie.

"What?" asked Freddy.

"I have one," said Frankie. "All we need is something from the source. We need something."

Frankie thought until he came up with a solution.

"Gunpowder!" he yelled. "There's some in my pocket!"

They traced it. As soon as they got there it flew into a river.


Part 13: River

Freddy jumped down to the river. Frankie was chain-locked to him.

They landed on the van. It dashed down to the river.

Frankie got scared. Freddy climbed down the van. Under the track was C.L.F.

Frankie furiously tried to unlock the chain-lock. It did not work.

Freddy went underwater. Frankie went underwater too. Finally Frankie lockpicked it.

Freddy looked at the bottom of the truck. Cleff was not there.

SPLASH! Frankie landed in the water. Freddy rushed up.

"Very took..." he said. "He took... Cleff he's... Very took Cleff and punched me in the water."

Freddy climbed up the truck to see Very flying upward.

"How the?" said Freddy.

There was a bungee cord attached to Very. "Oh," said Freddy.


Part 14: Castle

Freddy and Frankie followed Very to a giant castle. It was so big it didn't reach the sky. It went farther.

"Very went up there," said Freddy. "We're going to get up to the top or else Cleff is doomed."

Freddy knocked on the door. Then he turned the handle. It was locked.

"Let's get the cramp-ons," said Freddy. "We have a climb up ahead."

Frankie fainted for a minute.


Part 15: The Climb

"Listen," said Frankie, "I know it might be easy to climb the structure, but I get afraid of heights."

Climbing up Very's castle were Freddy and Frankie.

"Come on," said Freddy. "Just climb."

They climbed and climbed, and it was rather boring. Except for the part when Frankie fell. But that would delay us from the story. Which is good!

Freddy turned his rope into a lasso. He threw it on Frankie. Frankie was alive.

Frankie didn't want to use cramp-ons anymore. He was afraid he would get stuck in them.

Then Really slid down. "Hello," he said. "I'm not letting you through."

Freddy pushed him. "We don't have time for a battle," said Freddy. "You can interrupt other times but now." Freddy pushed him down.

The found an open window. They went in and climbed up the stairs. They climbed and climbed. They climbed until they found a working elevator.

They rode the elevator up and up. Very was waiting for them.


Part 16: Freaky Finale

Cleff was behind a glass wall.

"Nice try," said Very. "But you're not waking Cleff."

Freddy tried to swing a sledgehammer at it, but Very stopped him.

"No, no, no," he said.

Frankie jumped over Very's head and swung at the wall. Too bad he had nothing to swing with.

"ENOUGH!" shouted Very.

And with that, he picked up Freddy and Frankie and chucked them out the window with jetpacks. They were falling down to the Earth.

Frankie tilted his jetpack upward. Same with Freddy.

Very was just about to close the window when two flying maniacs knocked him into the wall.

Frankie and Freddy charged at the glass wall. Freddy took out his sledgehammer and shattered the glass.

"Eviltime," he yelled.

Cleff woke up.

"Very," he said, "you're going down."

"I know," said Very. "And you are too."

He pressed Self Destruct.

Very jumped out the window. A few seconds later, fire came up through the window and hit C.L.F. in the stomach.

"I can't fly!" he yelled.

The tower started rumbling.

"We can't stand around and do nothing," said Freddy.

"You're right!" said Cleff. "We have to jump!"

As they jumped out the window, the top tower broke loose. I'm sure they're done for.


Part 17: Down to Earth

The tower was killing itself fast. I really think they don't have a chance.

Then they dropped next to flaming Very. Freddy recognized him from somewhere.

"You're the Flaming Fly-Loser," yelled Freddy. "From CGN Supers on Saturday morning!"

"Very good," said Very. "But this new, upgraded fire lasts for an hour except when...oops. Almost let it slip."

Freddy read his mind. "Regular," he said. "Regular fire."

Freddy took out some regular fire. He put it on Cleff. Cleff burned.

Freddy blew and blew. Regular fire went out!

Finally the thing went out.

Cleff could fly again.

"Roar!" yelled Very. He threw fire at Cleff. Cleff dodged it.

"No!" yelled Very. He tried to pick up Cleff by the neck, but at that moment, a fraction of the tower tumbled on him.

When they finally got back on the ground, Freddy asked, "What is your real name?"

"Tim Jones," said Cleff. "My real name was Time Jones."


Part 18: Busting Really

They flew up to the secret passage. After crawling inside, they saw Really.

"You're too late," he said. "I'm lowering the three stooges right now, and there is nothing you can do about it."

"Who are they?" asked Freddy.

"J, B, and Stu," said Really.

"I know them!" yelled Cleff. "Old friends. I can't let them be lowered into magma. Hi-YAH! OW!"

Really spun Cleff around. "Tim," he said. "I took on martial arts."

Cleff charged at the control panel. The panel hit him.

"That thing is creepy," said Cleff.

He jumped at the net. He got on.

He started to attack the net. It broke free, releasing B, J, and Stu. Now they were falling into lava.

Cleff dove headfirst across the lava. He caught them.

"No!" screamed Really. "The Titans won!"

Cleff pushed Really off the buildings.

"AHHHHHHH!" he screamed as he took out a jetpack.

Really rocketed back up to Evil Inc. The pack went dead. Really dropped a few feet.

Cleff served him off the building.

Really fell down the giant E in Evil. He fell and fell and fell until the cops trapped him in a net. Really was busted.

Cleff shook hands with the cop. Then they both said, "KASTANG! He busted!" in unison.

Frankie asked the cop, "Where can I find the lowest prices on Window-Bay?"

"Why?" asked the cop. "This loony break your window?"

"Yes," said Frankie.

"That adds three-hundred buxxx to your fee, said Cop.

They huddled Really away. "I'll get you," he said evilly. "Or Very will get you!"

Just then, a human cannonball fell form the sky. It was Very.


Part 19: Exciting Finale

Very struck the ground. He climbed out of his hole and climbed up Evil Inc.

Cleff flew up. He tossed Very off.

Very turned into the Flaming Fly-Loser.

"Why is he called the Fly-Loser?" asked Frankie.

"Because he is one!" said Cleff.

"No," said Frankie. "The fly part!"

Very turned his fire into rock and then back to fire. Then he threw the fire in front of him and hardened it.

"I can rock it up!" he said.

Frankie jumped to the rock. Very turned it to fire.

"Frankie!" yelled Freddy.

"Forget about him," said Cleff as Freddy jumped down on a bungee cord.

Freddy grabbed Frankie and the bungee cord stopped.

They were next to the ground. Frankie cut the cord.

Meanwhile...

Cleff charged at Very. Very turned him into a rock and made him fall.

Cleff smashed the outer shell. Then he flew up toward Very. Very fell and fell until the police got him.

"No!" he yelled. "The narrator did a bad job again. I'll get him if it's the last thing I do! He can't win! No fair! Now I will squash him!"

Very couldn't and he went to jail. Now wasn't that a good story kids? Now if you want to see the last part then here it is folks. The last part.

And action!

Action!

Lights! Camera! Action!

Now!


Part 20: Toilet Paper 1

The mad wizard threw a potion into the toilet. The small vial exploded and sprayed a liquid onto toilet paper. It grew hands, legs, and a head. Evil toilet paper was born.

He tried shooting it down with the cannon. Frankie and Freddy watched the rest of the movie, then went home.

"That was awesome!" yelled Frankie. "I can't wait to see the next one!"

"Toilet Paper 3 will be good," said Freddy.

Cleff jumped through the window. "Here's your window," he said, handing them a window. "Hey! How was the movie?"

"Awesome!" replied Frankie.

"See ya!" yelled Cleff. "I'll see you again when Very tries to take over the world again!"

But that would be too soon.

To be continued...