Very Evil (featuring Crazy Lunatic Flying) (11/?/04 - 2/16/05) Part 1: Evil and a Pirate For the first time in his life, Very Evil realized his dad cared. He had just saved him from the police. Then Very was captured. Like that, he was taken to jail. Very then turned evil in jail and eventually escaped. He went out to get revenge. One day, Very went to steal superpower juice. He got some and a security guard named Tim Jones got the rest of it. Tim Jones was turned stupid from the side effect and had to hide his identity. He turned into Crazy Lunatic Flying, codename: C.L.F., AKA Cleff. Let's cut to the chase. Very made Evil Inc. in New York and waited for someone to join him. C.L.F landed on the roof and said he would join (he is a lunatic). Very gave him a map and said to plant dynamite in ten locations. He gave him tons of explosives (approximately ten-thousand eight-hundred pounds) just to make Cleff happy. You know, so Cleff could do anything with the dynamite. So Cleff flew away singing "I will plant the seeds! In the marked areas! They will grow! And make a tree or plant!" "Ha ha ha," Very Evil chuckled. Meanwhile, in a place along the Atlantick Ocean... "Frankie," said Freddy Luck, "I don't wanna go. Do you remember what happened last time?" "Good times," said Frankie Strands, "good times." "Are you crazy!?" said Freddy. "We got swallowed by a tick. If I wasn't wearing my lucky underwear with a free grappling hook, we'd be dead!" "Nothing bad'll happen," said Frankie. "You're Freddy Luck!" "Fine, I'll go," said Freddy. They took off in a boat. On the way, they saw a dead pirate. Just then, the pirate made another half and got on Frankie's boat. "Mateys," said the pirate, "can you please get off the boat?" "He said please," said Freddy. "What happens when a Luck mixes with a Strands?" asked Frankie. So they got off the boat. "Foolish boys," said the pirate, "SO LONG, MATEYS! Ha ha ha!" "When did long hair get back in style?" asked Frankie. "And so the boys waited for a special someone to come," said the narrator. "They waited until," KABOOM! CLF was flying high. "I'm off to the next dot!" he yelled. Meanwhile, somewhere located in the Atlantick ocean...KaBoom! Freddy and Frankie were sent up flying, and Cleff caught the boys. "Have no fear," he yelled. "Crazy is here!" Crazy Lunatic took the boys home. "Now you boys stay out of the Pirate Trench of the Atlantick ocean," said Cleff. "But I need my boat!" screamed Frankie. "Oh," said C.L.F. "Well, I have to plant some..." "Give me that!" yelled Freddy. He looked at the map and saw that something evil was going to happen. "You, you lunatic! You're taking orders from Evil Incorporated!" "But my boss," said Cleff, "he'll destroy me if I don't plant TNT seeds in all the crazed up spots!" "But his boat," yelled Freddy. "Okay," said Cleff. "Yes!" exclaimed Frankie. "Never mind," said C.L.F. "What?" said Freddy. "Okay," said Cleff. So they took off. They needed to find the boat. Part 2: The Search They searched high and low for the boat but could not find it. They needed to search the Pirate Trench. So they easily found the boat. They dove into the water. "Ahhhhhhhhh!" yelled Frankie and Freddy. The pirate heard them. "Mateys," said the pirate. "I have a sword! Ha ha ha!" Freddy stepped up. The pirate struck Freddy in the heart. Freddy was speechless. He had to sing. "Just because he struck my heart, it does not mean he beat me. It is not incredible. This is incredible." Pow! "I got your boat back," said Freddy to Frankie. "Hey, where's Cleff?" Cleff was gone. BOOM! BOOM! Waves were coming toward the boat. Huge waves! "Take this cruiser away from here!" yelled Freddy. Frankie grabbed the controls and steered the boat away. "Everyone hold on!" he yelled really really really really really really really loud. Really. Frankie turned the dial as fast as it would go. The boat sped toward land. "Land!" yelled Freddy. And just like that, there was land. "Land," yelled Frankie. "We live!" The land just disappeared. Then a huge wave built up behind them. "Yes, land!" yelled Freddy anxiously. "Right in front of us!" They crashed into it. But at least they were saved from the wave. "My dad's gonna kill me," yelled Frankie. Frankie's dad showed up. "Why you little..." he yelled at Frankie. Freddy slapped his forehead. Then he said, "The boat is fixed and we're back home." Just like that, oh, you know. But the boat was not back. The pirate sailed across in it. Freddy jumped on. "Disappear," said Freddy. The pirate disappeared. *What a boring life*, thought Freddy. *I have a boring life.* Part 3: The Evil Plot "I've got a plan!" yelled Very. "I can destroy the world. Moo hoo ha ha ha ha ha!" Then he thought, "Freddy Luck! Oh, I'd like to see his face when his luck counters. Nobody can stop me, not even Crazy Lunatic Fly..." BOOM! "Never mind," said Very Evil, "but I have a good plan!" Part 4: Villain's Part "C.L.F.," said Freddy Luck, "stop being evil." "Okay," he said. They took him to a villain's arena. "Are you-you ready to kill good guys?" yelled the referee. Ding! Ding! Ding! "The Cutter has ten scissor hands and he's not afraid to use them. Cleff picks him up and throws him! Oh he down." Ding! Ding Ding! "Big Scalely is out to spike Cleff. Cleff flies and body slams him." Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! "Murdererer takes out his..." Pow! Ding! Ding! Ding! "You did good," said Freddy to Cleff. "Now can you explain how you got into this mess?" Part 5: The Cleff Story "I landed on Evil Inc. A man came out and asked me to sign a contract saying I could not quit. So he asks me to plant these nice little dynamite seeds in some locations. He says it's for evil. Must be his boss. So I flew away singing a song about me and dynamite." "Cleff, you're doing evil stuff!" yelled Frankie. "Please define evil," ordered Cleff. "You're doing evil stuff!" yelled Freddy. "Oh no!" yelled C.L.F. "Come on, let's go!" said Frankie. "No!" Cleff. "Yes!" Freddy. "Okay!" Cleff. Part 6: Assault on Very Cleff flew high. But he did not fly higher than Evil Inc. So Very tackled them and they fell. Except for Freddy, who had a free lifesaver in his underwear. He threw it on a hook. The hook was attached to the building. Very and Cleff and Frankie fell. C.L.F flew up and Frankie and Very fell. Freddy found a rope in his pocket. He lassoed it and threw it on Frankie. He pulled Frankie up. And unfortunately, Very had a free parachute in his underwear. He lived on. "Moo hoo ha ha ha!" Meanwhile, in Evil Inc... "I am so glad you could break into here and..." said Frankie. "Don't finish it," interrupted Freddy. They crept around the place. Freddy looked in a drawer. He found a note to take over the world saying: "~`-`-_~``-`~`-". "Oh, I can't read that scribble language!" he said. But then he could read it: "Destroy places and plant TNT." "Huh!" Freddy gasped. "Cleff, er!" He ran over to Crazy Lunatic Flying. He hit him. Cleff fell out the building. "You!" yelled Frankie. "I curse you for all times. I'll curse u!" "Dude," said Freddy, "you spelled 'you' wrong." "Ookit nookit!" ignored Frankie. "Snabber grabby I hurt you!" Then Freddy thought. "It hurts! But you'd never be this lucky! Very is cursing me through you!" Part 7: Curse Counter Very was shocked. Literally. "How!?" he yelled. Very walked around his little sidewalk. Then he entered Evil Inc. He went up the elevator and... Wait. Did I say he got into Evil Inc? He didn't. C.L.F. landed on him before he had the chance. "OW!" screamed Very. "I am hurt!" Part 8: The Last Place "Tell me everything you know about the last place to plant dynamite!" Freddy yelled. "I'm letting Frankie free," said Frankie, who was actually Very. "Freddy, what are you doing?" Freddy stopped choking Frankie. "Sorry," he said. Very was tackled by C.L.F. Cleff went back up to the spot where Frankie and Freddy were. He told them about the last place. "The world will get upset if I plant it there," he told them. "It's called: HERE." Frankie looked on a magnifying glass and...HERE is actually here! Evil Inc. is HERE! Dun! Dun! Dun! Part 9: Protecting Evil This was it. Very could finally destroy the world. He just needed to plant dynamite under Evil Inc. He could just imagine it. "It's time," he said as he got out a shovel. He dug and dug. C.L.F. was panicking. "This is it," he said as he tossed the dynamite in the hole. "Moo hoo ha ha ha ha!" Cleff had then jumped off the building and into the hole. The TNT was about to blow. Crazy Lunatic Flying picture himself at his second birthday. He blew out candles. So Cleff blew out the TNT. "No!" yelled Very. He knocked out Cleff and threw in TNT. "No!" yelled Frankie, who jumped down. "No," yelled Freddy, "I'm jumping, Frankie!" And Freddy Luck jumped. Freddy knew how to catch Frankie. He caught him. Then he grappled down the rest of the way. Freddy grabbed the TNT, but he was too late. Very Evil pressed the explode button. Boom! But Freddy Luck lived. "What!?" said Very. "I planted it in Evil Inc, in Part 3," said Cleff. Cleff and Freddy then checked off each place he had gone to. The magnified the spot. "That's my house!" yelled Frankie. "This is bad. Really bad!" Part 10: Lab Bark! Bark! I mean... Actual Part 10: Laboratory Cling! Very still had to go deeper down, but something was blocking him. "Metal!" he yelled. "Well then, it's laser time!" "Not on my watch," said Cleff. "My watch says two-thirty two." "C.L.F!" screamed the villain. "Crazy Lunatic Flying!" Cleff jumped down on Very like a predator. Very screamed but then remembered he had a laser. Which means Light Amplication Syndrome On Razor? Never mind. Very took out his laser and pressed automatic. "Oof!" said Very and Cleff when they landed on hard steel. Very had melted through the ceiling. Part 10 again: Lab "Guard DOG," yeeped Very. "It's a Chocolate Lab!" "Chocolate, you say?" said Cleff. "Get down!" yelled Very. Cleff then had an idea. He grabbed a rope and ran sideways. He was running on nothing! Then he jumped. Pow! Chomp! Arf! The dog ran. "Yuck," said Cleff. "That wasn't chocolate." Part 11: For the finale... Very took out the TNT. Get ready for this! Cleff charged at the person who was charging, which was Very, who was charging at the person who was charging...himself. It was a pretty easy tackle. Luck and Strands watched. "That was awesome!" yelled Freddy. "That's gotta hurt," said Frankie. "My hand!" yelled Very. "Wait," said Frankie. "What did Very do with the TNT?" "Ahh!" yelled Freddy. "It's lit in that hole!" Frankie dove for it, but Very caught his ankle. "Moo hoo ha ha ha!" Very yelled. "You'll never save the world!" Frankie couldn't take it. He could not reach the TNT, but he could do something else. He swung himself back and forth. And back and forth. And "KAPOWEE!" yelled Frankie. Frankie knocked Very down. He quickly jumped back into the hole. Very yelled, "Well, CLF and Freddy are still knocked out, so your luck of winning is a lot to one!" Frankie picked up the TNT. *What do I do now?* He tossed the TNT into the air. He did not know what was going to happen. Just then, Cleff and Freddy swung toward the TNT. But Freddy could not grab the TNT. He missed. The TNT started to fall back down. "No!" yelled Frankie. He tried to catch it. He did. Then he threw it back into the air. Freddy caught the TNT in his legs. Freddy backflipped into the air and let go of the TNT. It flew up in the air. Then it was coming back down. "AHH!" screamed Cleff. Frankie jumped out of the lab. He had to catch the TNT. Freddy dove for the catch. He caught it. He threw it into the air and got out a tennis racket. He hit it. BOOM! Freddy had saved the day...or did he? Freddy was flying backward. Freddy actually was sent around the world. Finally, Freddy landed. "Ow!" said Freddy. "Very's getting away!" yelled Frankie. Frankie and Freddy ran after Very, but Cleff stood around and said, "For the Finale was brought to you by: A LOT OF PEOPLE, and by: TOILET PAPER 2: THE ATTACK." Part 12: Pinpointing "How do we pinpoint Very's location?" asked Freddy. Cleff took out a tool. "Like this!" he yelled. "Pinpoint!" Nothing happened. "Errr!" he slammed it on the ground. Cleff was just about to smash it when Freddy stopped him. "Stop!" Freddy grabbed the cool pinpointer and pressed a button. Very Evil was in Evil Inc. "Let's go," said Freddy. Part 13: Breaking and Entering BOOM! "We're in," said Cleff. Part 14: Fantastic Finale "You ruined my plans, so that is why I have to do this," said Very. Very was lowering Cleff, Frankie, and Freddy into a pot of fire! "I guess this is the end," said Frankie. "Not for me," said Cleff and Freddy. "I'm lucky," said Freddy. "I made a fire-proof shield," said C.L.F. "I'm gonna put it on right now..." Just then, Very drained Freddy's luck and swiped Cleff's shield. Then he went to the lowering station. The trio was being lowered. Quickly. Frankie took out some TNT and blew up the rope. He kicked the pot out the window. "What!?" yelled Very. "I'll drain his luck. I'm evil." He drained it. "I'ma havin' a hard attack!" yelled Frankie. "I'ma gonna die!" "I'm not that evil," said Very. He pushed the lever up a bit. "I'm alive!" yelled Frankie. "Hi-yah!" yelled Cleff. He broke a wire in the luck machine. "De...fault...ta," it said. "Ah!" yelled Frankie. "Heart ATTACK!" He hit it. "Oof," he said, "Why do I keep saying that. Well, at least my heart feels better." Meanwhile, Very and Cleff were fighting. Pow! A double handstand backfire headbutt backflip! "You better not try that again," said Very. Very tried punching. Cleff got on his hands. Very tried again. Cleff did a front flip to dodge it. Very was furious and missed again. C.L.F. did his backflip, landed on Very, and headbutted. Very fell. Very said, "Luck and luckless are gonna fall." He snapped his fingers. "AhhhhHHHHHH!" Very was thrown in the fire. Cleff dove for the Luck (Freddy) and the luckless (Frankie). Part 15: Dive Cleff was flying down as fast as he could. He needed to save them. Very watched from the ledge...on fire. He jumped. Cleff was about to close in on his friends. He caught them. But when he tried to fly, he couldn't. His stomach was hit by a fireball! "Because my stomach was hit by a fireball," explained Cleff, "my power juice is weakened!" "How come you're so smart all of a sudden," said Freddy. Cleff let go of his friends. He grabbed Very's leg. Then he threw him at a building. But he came back! He threw a fireball at Cleff's stomach. Cleff dodged it. His stomach was not on fire anymore! He blew out his hand and rescued his friends. He let Very fall and fall as the heroes talked about how scared they were and how they were going to die. BOOM! As Very yelled, "I'll get you Cleff!" he crashed into the pavement. Everyone is happy except him. Cleff dropped off his friends. "Goodbye," he said, sadly. To be continued...